sometimes he isn't a little shit

anonymous asked:

so suga and daichi have been dating since their first year and they've been hiding it from everyone besides asahi. well one day after they complete a particularly satisfying practice, suga just kind of accidentally kisses daichi on the cheek infront of everyone. the gym gets really quiet for a second and then hinata asked suga why he kissed daichi and suga's just like. well i do that sometimes when i'm proud of him. and then hinata and noya demand kisses because isn't suga proud of them? (1/2)

and suga’s like. well shit. and he ends up giving noya and hinata kisses on their foreheads and cheeks. but to keep up appearances suga has to give them kisses when they do something worthy of praise and then? it just becomes a habit. a habit that spreads to kissing everyone on the team whenever they do something exceptionally well. it embarrasses tsukishima and kageyama to no end. daichi is pretty cool with it except when suga kisses asahi. he suddenly becomes a little bit meaner to asahi (2/2)

haHA OMG

  • Sirius: *walks out of the bathroom butt naked* Hey, Remus? Do you think—
  • Remus: MERLIN'S BEARD!
  • Sirius: *panics* Oh my God, what? Is it a spider? Is it near me? Holy shit it's dangling over me isn't it? I don't want to die! MOONY SAVE ME!
  • Remus: I-I? You? What.... Naked? Your penis? *completely done* SIRIUS FOR GODS SAKE, DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME!?!
  • Sirius: *even more panicked* What!? Is there something wrong with it? Is it... Is it, too small? Omg don't judge me, it's cold!
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: He's shy! Don't look at Little Sirius like that! He gets stage fright sometimes, it's perfectly natural!
  • Remus: Er? That's... okay? He's, um, very impressive, Sirius.
  • Sirius:
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: He's even more impressive up close.

SO A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE ASKED FOR HOST!FURI. Okay so I thought this was gonna be shorter and I’d have time to write two things and I was wrong this thing took on a life of its own. But I am still working on a few other things you guys requested, so look out for those in the coming weeks I suppose.

Title: Entertaining Akashi Seijuurou

Synopsis: Furihata tends to overthink things, Akashi proves he isn’t very subtle, and Nijimura just wishes his club had a different name.

AU: Host AU

Pairing: Akashi/Furihata; hinted others

Word Count: 5,100+

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anonymous asked:

O K A Y W O W before that little 2 gif gifet you just posted I didn't get Sebastian Stan - like I thought he was average cute but then I saw that and I just, w o w that is a nice face

I still don’t get Sebastian Stan’s face anon he can go from this post cap 2 Winter Soldier dirty look:

to THIS SEXY COCKY LITTLE SHIT:

MY VAGINA IS CONFUSED