sometimes andrea makes text posts

  • omg i was just brushing my teeth in my bathroom upstairs
  • and i was hunched over the sink bc i was frothing toothpaste like an animal
  • and i had the water running
  • and all of a sudden my mother comes running into the bathroom screaming
  • obviously to scare me
  • and it worked bc i was oblivious to all my surroundings and very vulnerable 
  • and i screamed
  • almost stabbed the back of my throat with my toothbrush
  • got toothpaste everywhere
  • omg
  • she was so pleased with herself