*can’t work up the urge to be a bother ™ to people even though people would be nice*
*wallows, hoping someone will decide to randomly strike up a conversation for no good reason*
*does not happen*
*lonesomeness seeps into her bones, cracks her marrow, sucks the breath out of her blood and leaves her hands and feet cold and numb (actually that’s the bad circulation but shh I’m being all poetic and shit)*
*actually just rolls over in bed kinda crying wondering if this is just how things are meant to be*
What did you do with your Emmy? Where is it living now? Did you get it on a shelf or something like that? Hum, no. My parents came to visit me recently and they kind of like, fix my life when they come over and so they got all these plants, and the Emmy was in a box, and my mom didn’t know that was the Emmy, and so she has a plant beautifully presented on top of the Emmy, with the box. Yeah, it gives a nice blue box. Yeah, exactly. It’s like, supporting life, so it’s pretty… It’s like a worthy thing to do, the right thing. That’s nice. You ever gonna take it out and put it up? No? You’re not gonna put it up? I don’t know. Why?
i love the fics where one universe’s ryan is swapped with the ryan of another universe and then shenanigans ensue because obviously that’s not ryan he’s trying to murder everything in a two-mile radius
but i also get a kick out of the concept that achievement hunter ryan is just so goddamn weird that nobody notices anything’s amiss for, like. a while.
so like maybe minecraft mad king ryan is swapped out with regular ryan, and when he returns everybody’s like, “oh, hey, you’re finally back!”
and ryan’s like, “how’d you know it wasn’t me? was he trying to enslave you all or something?”
“well, yeah, but we thought that was just you, like. method acting.”
“ryan, last week you threw knives into the wall.”
“then how the hell did you know it wasn’t me?”
“oh, michael brought in donuts and you didn’t want any.”
merlin is the not the stereotypical socially awkward introvert, please folks it’s 2017, we’ve been through this. it’s soo wrong, especially when done in comparison with arthur who’s always wrongly stereotyped as having all the buddies and is popular. It’s harmful to both their characteristic, arthur especially because you’re losing all that complexity he has with trust and forming relationship.