something's happening me while im asleep idek omg what is wrong with me

pureoutsiderstrash  asked:

Do 10-20 for the otp asks fOr- Jacob x Enoch? ;-; Idfk the ship name ;-;

The ship name is Hollowheart, or Jenoch!! :”) thanks for asking m8! (long responses bc- B”))

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

I DONT EVEN KNOW!? AH!!? Like- I think Jacob would actually kinda want someone from the modern world (smh), and idk maybe Enoch just- is bored one day and just wants to make out with Horace instead of Jacob. (oops i think i ship Enorace by now like- *shrugs*)

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

OH MY GOSH- Enoch aLWayS does this bs okay like- he’ll be laughing and he shoves Jacob playfully like, “You have a crush on me.” in a kiddy singy song voice (if you get me?) and like- “Um, Enoch we’re dating.” and Enoch’s just like, “Yeah but you got a crush on me.”

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Enoch’s a jerk sometimes so- yeah him. He could just be eating something and he just- puts it casually in Jacob’s hair and Jacob’s like, “vAT Are yA dOinG?” and he shrugs and just starts rubbing Jacob’s face with other food stuff like- ENoch iTS TIME TO STOP- but yeah Jacob takes it seriously too and just- food fight time. (please call Ms. P)

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

i don’t know?- :”| like- actually probably Jacob. In the modern world there’s a lot of song titles that like- you know if Enoch’s talking about memories he’ll just be like “Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great.” and Enoch’s like “What the hell are you singing on about now?” but- Enoch and Jacob surprisingly both have amazing voices okay like- idek who’s better.

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

JACOB STARTS THE HAND HOLDING!!! Enoch isn’t very- idk- like that so he didn’t start the hand holding. He’s the one who grabs Jacob’s butt though x’D and Jacob’s just like- blushing and he’s like “Enooooch.” in a cute whiny voice and Enoch’s like “Don’t be such a baby, baby.” (i just- wOW?) and Enoch likes sliding his arm around Jacob’s waist because he likes having him close to him like- yus. and i didn’t even know that was a thing- but they both do, Jacob likes doing it more though.

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Enoch doesn’t care? Nor does Jacob honestly, but tbh they both do it, just to show other people how good they write their names. (psh, show offs)

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Enoch is more seductive when drunk bc he doesn’t wanna do something wrong or hurt Jacob or anything (AH WHATTA BEAN?!) but- yeah Jacob’s louder in bed. 

17) Who is more protective?

THEY BOTH ARE!? (im ruining the whole purpose of these asks?!!???) Okay like- Jacob worries extra about Enoch, but when something happens to Jacob, ENocH FREAKS OUT- like oml. “Are you okay!? Are you hurt!? Did someone do this!? I’ll have a talk with them-” etc. (so Enoch i’m guessing)

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

ENOCH! And then- hAH Jacob teases him so much for it, and Enoch’s like, “That never, fuckin’, happened! Yous have no idea what you’re talking about!” (probably a lot of sappy stuff while he’s sleeping)

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

Jacob drives and Enoch has the window seat. Enoch probably has bad road rage and like- yeah Jacob ain’t dealin’ with that. 

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

(this is so cute oml- does it really matter-) It would be so freaking cute either way, but I’m pretty sure Jacob falls asleep (i wish i could say Enoch but- *sharp inhale*) and Enoch just sighs but loves it because he could touch his hair more and play with it etc. then he picks him up gently like- so gENTLY!!! and brings him to bed. he tucks him in and everything like wth. (daddy Enoch much- okay no i’m sorry x”D) and then- omg in the morning Enoch wakes Jacob up so badly though like- he scares him awake on purpose so Jacob doesn’t think he was being all softy with him last night???! bc then it’ll be all blushy blushy in the morning and Enoch probably doesn’t want that. sometimes he literally doesnt give a shiz though and is in the mood to be adorable with Jacob so- he “let’s it slide.”

i didn’t think i shipped this buuuuuuuuuuut my emotions about this says otherwise. (like- i wANT AN ENOCH. and a Jacob- peculiars thEMSELVES LIKE- CAN Y’ALL HMU)

//bruh i ship movie Enolive and book Enorace like- now Hollowheart? :”))