something decent

the twelth dwarf

So a friend of our group is playing for the first time and the DM did a short and free round (with no particular story). This friend was playing an Orc (who wasn’t exceptionally smart).

DM: You wake up in a dark, small room, you can see a lot of tiny furniture etc. around you.

Orc: I try to smash the walls. *manages to roll something decent but nothing good*

DM: Suddenly a dwarf appears in the doorway attracted by the wall banging and is kinda unhappy that you try to rampage through his home.

Orc: I smash the dwarf.

DM: … what? Why?! It’s just a dwarf!

Orc: SMASH

DM: okay fine … You kill the dwarf but from the noise, suddenly, twelve dwarf kids and the father appear.

S/o from the party: YOU KILLED THEIR MUM?!

Orc: SMASH EM!

DM: WHAT?? These are dwarf kids what is wrong with you?

Orc: … okay fine I kill eleven kids and rip the dads arm off.

DM: … how is that even better? FINE. You kill eleven dwarf kids and rip off the arm of their dad who presumably dies if nobody comes and helps which seems pretty unlikely after you murdered his whole family.

Me: You know this actually sounds like the start of one of these fantasy books where a lone kid has to avenge his murdered family. I bet they’d call it “The twelth Dwarf” and it would be epically stupid.

DM: Yeah better keep an eye on the last dwarf.

Orc: Should I better kill him then now?

Everyone: NO!

I really hope in the new game that’s coming out we don’t get all stupid looking bikini armor again for the female model.

I’m so tired of having to pick through dumb looking stuff to make something that looks halfway decent.

kelkat9  asked:

Ten/Rose - wine tasting au ;)

His brown eyes sparkle with mischief as he pours her next tasting- a pretty decent Tannat, something that the winery is famous for. She can’t help but wink at him and delights in his slightly flustered look before he composes himself and moves on to the next couple at the bar.

At the end of the night, there’s a bag deposited in front of her- a bottle of Rosé (cheeky bugger) with a bow and a phone number…his name is John.

Send me a pairing and a prompt- I’ll write you a three-sentence fic!

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i was tagged by @rnyfh and @worf to make a moodboard using pics from my phone. i have too many memes, not enough nice pics, but i managed to put something decent together lol

i wanna tag ummm @kcgane @vulcanette @taluhkk @goldkirk @pvdmeamidala @ninnani @femvulcan @cubanbisexuallance @sixclawsdragon aaaand @magicdreamthanks to do it if y’all wanna~ (and any of my other followers/mutuals! if u wanna do it, tag me in it~!)

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som super early tazboys designs……………i’’’m got so much work to do refining them (esp outfit wise lord Jesus)

i’m just drawing things out of boredom at this point?? still love these boys tho