something cute for a change

Asexual!remus headcanons

•Remus is asexual and doesn’t really voice it unless necessary
•for months Sirius says sexual pickup lines to Remus when he first becomes interested in him
•"hey moony that sweater looks nice on you, it would look better on my bedroom floor"
•"hey moony I may not go down in history but I will go down on you"
•(cheesy, but that is Sirius blacks middle name)
•Remus either laughs it off or just ignores it
•one day as Sirius says one of his “brilliant” pickup lines in the almost empty common room
•(“I see you haven’t been studying, you must want the ’D’”)
•when Remus just nonchalantly says
•"Sirius you know I’m asexual"
•and Sirius is just completely ?????what ?????what does that mean??????
•and Remus sighs and explains as simply as he can
•"it means I don’t actually wanna have sex with you…or anyone for that matter"
•and Sirius stares at him in shock
•and Remus sits there waiting for a rejection or a disgusted remark like always
•and Sirius just throws his hands in the air and says
•"moony why didn’t you tell me sooner?! I would have just asked you on a date instead of trying to get in your pants first!“
•and Remus grins cause wow Sirius Black is such a dork
•but also wow he respects his sexuality like no one ever has before
•and he wants to take him out on a date too how special
•"so do you wanna?”
•"wanna what?“
•"go on a date with me silly?”
•"of course I’ll go on a date with you padfoot.“
•and they just continue on with their business grinning like two idiots

My Room for Ruby thoughts

Aw Garnet is too cute wishing for another star for Steven

OMG THAT SCREAM

NAVY! SHE IS SO CUTE BUT SHE TOTALLY LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO SHANK STEVEN

okay when were the Rubies mean to her?Like I thought her and Leggy had a thing? maybe she is sincere? Also how can Garnet not tell the diff between Rubies?

HEY THANKS! OMGGGGGGGGGGGG SHE IS CUTE

GARNET BLUSHING

ok really Steven I dont think bringing Navy to the barn is the best.

lol I love Lapis and Peridot cringing

Why is Lapis the only one questioning it? I love how sincere she is being.

Aww Peridot I love you for being Lapis’ support system.

Peridot reminising with rain is so cute.

Ok something is up with this whole changing Navy bs

Lapis sleeps in hammock confirmed

wtf how did she sleep so fast

lol “the corn cannot talk”

Aww Lapis being sincere.

 Lapis knows something is up. With Navy loving everything.

omg no LAPIS NO SHE IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN!

Aw Lapis is recognizing she has a problem.Her exterior facade is melting?

This fake bitch wanting to see the ship.

OMG SHE IS A PSYCHOTIC BITCH


NO I WANTED TO SEE LAPIS SHATTER HER

LAPIS WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

GARNET POPPING THE WELCOME BALLOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anyway here’s something cute for a change:

every time junkrat gets a cold or something and he acts all dramatic like… Hog you still remember where the treasure is

and hogs like Jamie you are not going to die. Finish your soup and come watch a movie with me

So I’m TOTALLY down for a high school AU because it gives me a chance to show off Ickle’s “ugly duckling” phase, aka “the only time Ickle and Mudpie had any resemblance”. 

Nicole, or Nickle (or Ickle, as she tries to insist) is 100% extra, in that she throws herself 100% into everything she does at school. Unfortunately that got her in trouble for sophomore and junior year, so her parents insisted that she have a free period so she could relax a little… 
She’s a bit intense for a lot of people her age, partially because of her eccentric nature, but partially because she comes across as a teacher’s pet to many.
She earned her nickname because the kids would say “if I had a Nicole for every time…” whenever she answered something right in class. 
“Nickle” just followed naturally, and at first the nickname used to bug her, but now she’s trying to change her nickname into something cute and positive by making it “Ickle”.

Also she secretly likes writing smut fanfiction and may or may not use some of her crushes at school for inspiration…

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ASTRO as cinnamon rolls [x]

anonymous asked:

why do i feel like if you just had harry's contact in your phone as "harry styles" he would get pouty? like being the over dramatic hoe he is "thought i meant something more to yeh, love of mine, baby love, sugar plum, love bug..." and he's just listening off things you know he wants HIS contact to be but it's LITERALLY his name. so you say that "it's literally your name, harold" and he just sighs with a pouty lip gOD

HAHA he’d probably take your phone and change his name to something cute. Or he’d be a little shit and make it something like “The handsomest man ever.”