someone-that's-not-you

  • me, being ignored: *puts my phone on airplane mode so i can pretend that not getting any texts is my own choice*
Things Said In My Household but with Fairy Tail Pt.5
  • Erza: Movie time!!
  • Natsu: *groan*
  • Gajeel: What movie are we watching?
  • Erza: well, It's about you, Gray, and Natsu.
  • Gray: There's a movie about us?
  • Erza: *inserts The Three Stooges*
  • __
  • Wendy: Gajeel sing! :D
  • Natsu: Wendy No.
  • Gray: oh god no.
  • Gajeel: Well *fixes imaginary tie* if you insist
  • Gajeel: *opens mouth*
  • Wendy: You can stop now.
  • ___
  • Natsu: Guys..
  • Gray: What is it this time?
  • Natsu: Lucy's mad at me.
  • Gajeel: oh jeez what did you do this time?
  • Natsu: I DONT KNOW. WE WERE AT THE MALL AND EATING AND SAID HOW SHE LIKED TO EAT A LOT AND--
  • Gajeel: stop. you gone and fuck up right there.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: *singing in the shower*
  • Gray: wait a minute i recognize that song anywhere...
  • Gajeel: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
  • Gray: ...
  • ____
  • *It Was The Annual Spring Cleaning*
  • *Insert novela tv opening*
  • Gray: *dancing with the broom* mi corazon.
  • Gajeel: *laughing his ass out*
  • Natsu: He's not gay. He's not gay. He's.. so fucking gay
  • ____
  • Levy: Hey Gajeel.
  • Gajeel: Yeah?
  • Levy: Have i ever said how calm your family is?
  • Gajeel: No?
  • Levy: Good because then I'd lying.
  • *insert yelling about poptarts downstairs*
  • ____
  • *At The Park*
  • Natsu: It's so normal..
  • Gray: Yup. *eats an ice cream*
  • Gajeel: *puts his cat on the swings and swings Lily*
  • Natsu&Gray: .....
  • Natsu: Nevermind.
  • ____
  • *After The Park Going Home*
  • Gajeel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE IT'S NORMAL TO SWING A CAT ON A SWING.
  • Natsu: *rolls his eyes*
  • Gray: Alright if you say so.
  • *They get off and enter the house *
  • Erza: Hey guys welcome back.
  • Erza: .
  • Erza: Where's Wendy?
  • AllThree: HOLY SHIT.
  • ___
  • Wendy: *sits on the swing*
  • Woman: where's your parents?
  • Wendy: Probably just remembering about my existence . *smiles and swings*
  • Woman: *walks away quickly*
  • Wendy: *continues swinging*
  • ___
  • Gray: IM HOME! *enters the house only to hear giggling*
  • Erza: And this is Gray when he was only 2. His ass is probably still the same color.
  • Juvia: *giggling*
  • Gray: erza why..
  • Erza: Oh hey Gray. Just showing Juvia your baby pictures.
  • Gray: ...erza why..
  • ___
  • Erza: GUYS GUESS WHAT!
  • Gajeel: What?
  • Erza: IM GOING ON A SECOND DATE WITH JELLAL.
  • Natsu: Really? Thats great! Someone actually likes you!
  • Gray: ohhhhhh burn!
  • Erza: *goes into the kitchen*
  • Gray: what is she..
  • Erza: *comes back outside eating the last poptart*
  • Natsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Gray: NO WHY.
  • Gajeel: beyond cruel..
  • ____
  • Lucy: Hey Gray.
  • Gray: Hey sister in law
  • Lucy: S-sister in law?!
  • Gray: Wait natsu hasnt asked? Oh nvm forget what i said.
  • Lucy: WHAT?!
  • ___
  • Natsu: GRAY, WHAT DID YOU TELL LUCY.
  • Gray: IT WAS GAJEELS IDEA
  • ___
  • Gajeel: *screaming* THERE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ON THE WALL.
  • Gray: AW HELL NO *runs out the house*
  • Natsu: NO NO NO NOPE. *walks the opposite direction*
  • Gajeel: SOMEONE HAS TO FUCKING KILL IT.
  • Wendy: *puts a cup over it with paper under* Loooooooook gajeel. *gets closer*
  • Gajeel: NO GET RID OF IT. *defending self with a pillow*
  • Erza: Oh my fucking god, it's just a fucking spider.
  • _____
  • Gajeel: I cant believe you actually let her keep the damn spider.
  • Wendy: *in the backround smiling*
  • Natsu: Erza, It's either us or the spider.
  • Erza: Spider.
  • Gray: erza think about what you're doing.
  • Erza: spider.
  • Gajeel: fuCK.
  • ___
  • Wendy: Guys i lost the spider...
  • Gray: well lets find it so i can kill it.
  • Wendy: T-T
  • Gray: *spider on his back*
  • Wendy: uh..
  • Gray: well dont just stand there.
  • Wendy: But the--
  • Gray: WENDY, what can possible be the matter?
  • Natsu: DONT WORRY GRAY ILL SAVE YOU *comes from behind with a frying pan*
  • ___
  • Part 6? : D
  • <strike> did i forget to mention the spider's name was Clarence? </strike>

psychosis stuff

-being tired, so tired all the time and your muscles always ache

-They are always watching but you can never find their cameras and microphones

-your pets know what you are saying/thinking and they can talk but they choose not to say anything and just spy on you

-having speech problems at random times and people think youre being rude or trying to be funny

-never having a routine, never eating regular meals, never brushing your teeth or showering or doing other basic things

-feeling nothing and then feeling it all at once at bad times

-hearing constant ringing or humming or buzzing

-crying for no reason or never crying when you know you should

-looking in the mirror and seeing someone thats not you

-switching between arguing with voices and agreeing with everything they say

people always say that its okay to not find a girlfriend for a long time bc its harder for us and thats true, but the thing is: if you do find one, and it doesnt go well, its okay. being sapphic doesnt mean that our relationships have to perfect. being sapphic doesnt mean that the first girl you find is gonna be your soulmate. sometimes things go wrong, and thats okay. it doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you. maybe it wasnt even youre fault. maybe it just wasnt meant to be. i know a lot of wlw who recently found out they’re sapphic feel really pressured about having a girlfriend. i do too. but that doesnt mean we have to like every sapphic girl we meet. it doesnt mean we have to like every girl that likes us. even if you really want to have a girlfriend, sometimes you just dont like someone, and thats okay. and sometimes you find someone and you break up after a while, and thats also okay. i feel like a lot of wlw have to hear this, but i dont see people taking about this.

  • someone: touches me
  • my brain: yeah remember what happened LAST TIME YOU LET SOMEONE TOUCH YOU, THATS RIGHT, IT TURNED OUT BAD, DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN ALL OVER AGAIN DO YA?? YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS BAD LAST TIME EITHER!! ODDS ARE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN, here, let me help you re-live it all over again, so you don't get any more stupid ideas
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Read the next rules to be able to participate if your interested in the raffle °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

-Must be followers cause It be so weird to do it for someone who just rebloged with no interest in it and just did it for fun and I had to waste time on that.

-Reblog to enter (๑꒪▿꒪)*

-No nsfw no them deng “sausages or winnie the poh drawing” here

-Go nuts on the colors the more you add the more I love it ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

-Simple mecha, furries, anything CRAZY lookin is very enjoyed so ask if you wish that but not complex mecha 

1st Prize  1 Winner :

-Background of their choice if you want something complicated I’ll try my best but warning I dont have much practice with it

-Full colored character, 1 or 2 max can be in the drawing

-Can be colored in to techniques black shadow or the other one your choice

2nd Prize 1 Winner :

- Full colored character with no background 1-2C. (same technique to choose From the 1st one)

3rd Prize 1 Winner:

-Up from hip perspective 1-2 characters (Same choice from the 1st one From technique)

4th Prize 1 Winner:

-Chibis 1-2-3 characters with no background

Winners will be choosen the 15th of november, I’m also probably going to be busy with school Work, and other events (mangafeeeeest) so the drawings might take time BUT they will be done dont worry about that, the winners will be choosen randomly im literally just gonna go poking around the reblog section and find someone, blinded.  Thats all, thank you very much for 1000+ followers!! and good luck ˭̡̞(◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞*✰

Originally posted by myriad-galaxies

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February spits; not a lot for this month but that’s fine also you can totally tell which one’s the favorite

Just to be clear


You can be polyamorous and still cheat.
You can be polyamorous and still cheat.
You can be polyamorous and still cheat.
You can be polyamorous and still cheat.
Y O U   C A N   B E   P O L Y A M O R O U S   A N D   S T I L L   C H E A T

YOU CAN BE IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND STILL BE CHEATING

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

don’t you dare.

yuuri and victor [yawning]: good morning, boys

yurio and otabek [turning to them]: morning

victor [walking into the kitchen]: so, how was the fair yesterday?

otabek [smiling]: awesome

yuuri [making their tea]: any fun ride?

yurio and otabek [looking at each other]:

otabek [whispering]: don’t you dare

yurio [smirking]: yeah, beka was the best one. made me see the stars

yuuri [choking on his tea]:

victor [tripping over makkachin]:

PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3

a bunch of starters from spiderman: homecoming trailers
  • "This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
  • "This is the greatest day of my life!"
  • "Who's that new guy?"
  • "Gotta go!"
  • "That was awesome!"
  • "Don't mess with me."
  • "I'll kill you, and everybody you love."
  • "New move I'm working on."
  • "I stole his shield, then he beat me up."
  • "Why do you hate fun?"
  • "Nice try, buddy."
  • "So, you're gonna let me go?"
  • "What the hell?"
  • "We have thin walls here."
  • "They don't care about us."
  • "The world's changing. It's time we change too."
  • "So when's our next 'retreat'?"
  • "We'll call you."
  • "That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you."
  • "Good luck out there."
  • "This is my chance to prove myself."
  • "What if someone had died tonight?"
  • "That's on you."
  • "I wanted you to be better."
  • "We're going to take everything they got."
  • "You're not gonna stop me!"
  • "Finally! Here we go."
  • "We're not there yet."
  • "I stopped a Grand Theft Bicycle."
  • "Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that."
  • "I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro."
  • "That was nice."
  • "I just feel like I could be doing more."
  • "This feels so strange."
  • "These weapons are crazy dangerous!"
  • "There are people who handle this sort of thing."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "But we have a Spanish quiz!"
  • "You gotta get better at this part of the job."
  • "I don't understand."
  • "I'm intimidating!"
  • "Hey, where are you going?"
  • "What are you hiding?"
  • "I'm just kidding, I don't care."
  • "I'm sick of being treated like a kid!"
  • "What was that?"
  • "You were on the ceiling!"
  • "You said we were going to finish the death star?"
  • "She doesn't know?"
  • "Nobody knows!"
  • "You can't tell anybody about this!"
  • "I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"
  • "I can't believe this is happening right now."
  • "Are there like, trials? Or an interview?"
  • "Just stay close to the ground!"
  • "Badass!"
  • "Forget the flying monster guy!"
  • "I was just trying to be like you."
  • "I screwed up."
  • "You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."
  • "I'll do anything to protect my family."
  • "I know you know what I'm talking about."
  • "I just gotta do this on my own."
  • "Just don't do anything stupid, alright?"
  • "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy."
  • "You guys are losers."
  • "Just, don't do anything I would do."
  • "And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do."
  • "There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate."
  • "I know you want to save the world, but you're not ready yet."
  • "Stay out of trouble!"
  • "What is going on with you?"
Sf9 When Someone Started To Talk Crap About You Out Loud For The Both Of You To Hear.

Inseong: Would be joking around with you until he heard what they said and would immediately turn his head around and stare at that person. If they spoke up first, he wouldn’t hesitate to reply back like “You shouldn’t talk about a lady like that, it only makes you look like trash”

Originally posted by foxyins

Youngbin: sits there for a sec to take in what he just heard and before you could hold onto him, he would be up and out his seat to confront the person. “Hey, You. You want to say that again?” Omg most likely to hit someone

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

Jaeyoon: Will come for whoever said that to you, boy or girl- he will come for them both equally. Doesn’t matter if it’s a flock of people he will take them all down. “Excuse me but I would think twice before you open your mouth again, I don’t tolerate rude ass people especially ones who come for my woman. If you don’t want your asses to get kicked the f*** out, then shut the f*** up got it?” 

Originally posted by sf9

Zuho: Rolls his eyes with you, and laugh it off. “Don’t worry about those rats, let’s just enjoy our night.” If you get uncomfortable he will take your hand and leave, however if they get really vocal about it he will go up to them and warn them to shut their mouths. But if they are just being childish, he won’t waste his energy or want you to waste yours worrying about someone irrelevant. 

Originally posted by ohjuho

Dawon: sarcastically replying back super loud so they can hear like “Oh my god WHAT WAS THAT I HEAR? THAT WAS SUPER F*** ANNOYING, ONLY PEICES OF SH** Would SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OH WELL, MAYBE I HEARD WRONG. I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT AGAIN. I WOULD HATE TO GET PHYSICAL ON SUCH A GOOD NIGHT”

Originally posted by sf9

Rowoon: “Well that was quite rude, You want to apologize to the lady?” If they say no, he will go up to them and stand there like “Apologize to the lady if you don’t want to turn this into a big deal.” He hates seeing you get humiliated so if he has to humiliate them back, he will. 

Originally posted by hwiyoungs

Taeyang: Gets super awkward about it only because he knows how awkward it makes you feel. “we can leave if you want sweetie.” If you wanted to stay, he will sit facing them and just stare, eyeing them until they’d stop talking about you, just waiting for one of them to even dare to start a fight with him first so he can do something. “It’s ok hun, I’m here. If they want to do something they have to deal with me first.”

Originally posted by honeyxxxmoon

Hiwyoung: Gets super upset thats someone is talking to you like that. Confrontation is probably very very rare and the chances are slim unless they started to call you really mean nicknames and slurs. Once something like that sets him off, he will most likely start cussing them all out and won’t stop once he starts. “Who are you to say my girlfriend is ugly when you have a face like that?!”

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

Chani: Could be chillin with you and heard what they said like “What did that dude over there just say? That guy must be out of his mind to want to say something when I’m right next to you.” Stares at them until they ask him what he’s looking at. “Obviously at you big guy, you find it fun to slander a woman?” And if the guy tries to start a fight dont worry, basically chani has all of his sf9 hyungs behind him. (Rowoon jumping in before a fight even happens.)

Originally posted by sf9canyounot

“Concept: It’s late. We heard the clock striking two, but that’s been a while ago. We’re nestled against an alcove on the roof of the building, and nobody could find us, not even if they tried. I worry about the cold air that nips at our skin, turning our noses red, but you just pull me into your lap and cover us with a blanket. My head is on your chest; our eyes are fixed on the sky. Each breath floats through the sharp air, softening it, and your voice spins stories about the stars glittering above our heads. We are warm. We are safe. We are loved.”

–if only these miles didn’t get in our way