someone's gonna make a dirty joke about this

ok but can we just like… talk about this

  • tango makes cliche dirty jokes. i repeat, tango makes cliche dirty jokes
    • this changes everything
    • who is this child?
      • also i’m gonna put on my tin hat hear and point out that ‘date’ is a gender-neutral word
  • nursey is an appreciator of cliche dirty jokes.
    • he probably giggles when someone says ‘dick’
  • dex is Not an appreciator of cliche dirty jokes
    • ‘jesus tango’
    • read: y’all need jesus
    • alternatively, he’s just really unimpressed by how cliche it is
      • come on dex this joke ain’t even that bad, in my household calling fingers “hand dicks” would count as a joke so imma say your standards are too high
  • chowder takes a second to understand dirty jokes
    • but note, he does, in fact, understand this joke
      • reminder #2939 that he does actually have a serious girlfriend
    • tag urself i’m chowder because i literally had to reread this tweet five times to figure out that it was a dirty joke
  • conclusion: these kids are such fuckin nerds and i love them

A little irked so just gonna make a quick comment(maybe not so quick). Look, if I’m enjoying something, just having a good ol fun innocent time with a drawing or photo and you have a thought along the lines of ‘that looks like something sexual’ do me a big ol favor and keep it to yourself. I dont care and I dont want to know. I’m a little tired of people somehow thinking its normal and totes okay to just come out of nowhere and tell someone you never met ‘I thought this was -insert sexual organ here-’ 

Like, thanks, now I feel self conscious about something innocent that was making me happy and I also now think you’re really super creepy. I dont care if thats what comes to your mind. But PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Its one thing if friends who I have known for a long time crack a joke but when it comes from someone I BARELY KNOW its just majorly uncomfortable. 

Thats not to say I dont have similar thoughts but…Im not gonna go out of my way to make a comment to let them know that “HEY I THINK THIS THING IS A -” because thats rude and uncalled for and just lacks some common decency. 

Sorry for the mini ramble but its been happening a lot more lately and I’m tired of feeling bad about stuff that was totally innocent in nature because some rando felt it was their civil duty to share their dirty thoughts.



’ Play it cool boy/girl, real cool. ’
’ I’m gonna make nice with him/her! I’m only gonna challenge him/her! ’
’ Why don’t you pack up your gear and clear out of here? ’
’ Well end your suffering little man/girl. ’
’ I already told the gang you’d be there. ’
’ If you don’t show I’ll be marked lousy. ’
’ Maybe what you’ve been waitin’ on will be twitchin at the dance tonight. ’
’ Who knows? Could be… Who knows? ’
’ Boy, am I a victim of disappointment in you. ’
’ What am I, cut glass? ’
’ Four-and-a-half years I live wit’ a buddy an’ his family. ’
’ Why dontcha just pack up ya gear an’ move out? ’
’ Boy, I’m a victim of disappointment in you. ’
’ Buenas noches? So that’s why you made it a fair fight… ’
’ I’m gonna see her tomorrow an’ I can’t wait! ’
’ What have you been taking tonight? ’
’ You heard - it’s gonna be a fair fight! ’
’ And that’s going to cure something? ’
’ From here on in, everythin’s gonna be all right! I got a feelin’! ’
’ A trip to the moon! And I’ll tell ya a secret. ’
’ No. I’m frightened enough for the both of us. ’
’ When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way! ’
’ You want me to be an American, don’t you? ’
’ Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate! ’
’ I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay! ’
’ What are we doin’, poopin’ around with dumb broads for? ’
’ Come in, come in! We won’t bite you until we know you better. ’
’ I ain’t never gonna get married. Too noisy. ’
’ You ain’t never gonna get married. Too ugly. ’
’ Down goes a teenage hoodlum. ’
’ Everyone there will give big cheers! ’
’ Everyone there will have moved here! ’
’ The first thing we do is we start showin’ around like we have nothin’ to hide… ’
’ Supposin’ they ask us about the rumble? ’
’ Didn’t you just see me, I was smash, I’m a killer, I wanna fight! ’
’ How else’s she gonna get a guy to touch her? ’
’ You dirty rat! ’
’ My hands are cold. ’
’ Or that we’ve met before? ’
’ You’re not thinking I’m someone else? ’
’ I knew something never before was going to happen, had to happen. ’
’ It’s so much to believe. You’re not making a joke? ’
’ I have not yet learned how to joke that way. I think now I never will. ’
’ Hey… you gotta handkerchief first? ’
’ What’s wrong with your sleeve? ’
’ You came with your mouth open! ’
’ When do you kids stop? You make this world lousy! ’
’ Would you mind translating that into Spanish? ’
’ Boy oh boy! As if this neighborhood wasn’t crummy enough! ’
’ Are there any questions? ’
’ I’ve had all the roughhouse I’m gonna put up with around here!  ’
’ You wanna kill each other, kill each other! ’
’ Yeah, you. Didn’t ya hear me? ’
’ You little wise apple! You want me to run you in? ’
’ Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease. ’
’ What are you doin’ nothin’ here for? Come on. ’
’ Did you get a look at their faces? ’
’ We gotta show them who’s on top! The Jets! ’
’ What’s the matter; you scared? ’
’ Don’t start up on me, or I’ll punch in your stupid… ’
’ You’ll do what? Huh? ’
’ Well… who’re you callin’ scared? ’
’ Fighting over a little piece of street is so important? ’
’ Who’re you callin’ a hoodlum? ’
’ You was never my age, none of ya!  ’
’ I’ll dig you an early grave, that’s what I’ll dig. ’
’ Someone gets in our way, someone don’t feel so well. ’
’ So what if you do turn this whole town into a stinkin’ pig sty? ’
’ What I mean is… Clear out, you! I said, clear out! ’
’ What do you got? Things are tough all over. Beat it. ’
’ Wake up! Is this the only way to get to you? Fight like all you kids do? ’
’ Hey, I’ve got a social disease! ’
’ Why do you kids live like there’s a war on? ’
’ Could a real zip gun make you do like that? ’
’ You don’t know what a zip gun would do? Man, you better wear diapers. ’
’ Listen jailbait, I licked you twice and I can do it again! ’