someone's been eating

Oh my goodness, seems someone has been eating a bit more than thair fair share lately, quite a bit more actually. When did you start getting so damn fat man? Last time I saw you those shorts were big on you and your stomach was flat as a board. Now they don’t fit and your gut is wobbling around with every movement.

Don’t we all remember when gaining a pound used to be the end of the world? Before all the stuffing sessions and the belly pics, when you wanted a flat stomach?

Well, how things have changed. Now you beg to see pounds tally up on the scale. You don’t diet to lose weight, you do it to gain. Only bread and sugars and fatty foods for you. 

You don’t care about abs anymore. All you want is a big, bouncing belly that can break tiny pairs of shorts and make your shirt lift up. You get goosebumps when you try on old clothes, realizing how far you’ve come.

You crave a different type of compliment now. Instead of hoping people will comment on your slim figure, you hunger for people to tease you about your weight. All you can hope for is chimes of,

“Have you gained weight?”

“Seems someone’s been eating right.”

“That shirt is much to small for you”

“Oh look, I’ve never seen a pig out in public before.” 

Because be honest. You love being fat. You love the way that your inner thighs rub together when you walk. You get turned on by the sight of your protruding belly in the mirror. And you can’t stop thinking about your next meal ;) 

say it with me now–

bakugou

values 

kirishima’s 

feelings 

Lunatic Parade General Prologue Translation

General Prologue     Mukami Prologue  


。(*^▽^*)ゞ  Yoo sinners~! Today’s been a hell of a day lol. I got the general prologue translated here. (´−`) ンー Unlike Vandead, the Lunatic Parade prologue features a choice selection for the families. So here we just have a general prologue before that choice comes up. (੭ु˙꒳​˙)੭ु⁾⁾  I plan on doing the Mukami prologue some time. Here’s the beginning part of Lunatic Parade~! I hope you enjoy.


-Scene: Moonlit Sky-


*Alarm Clock Rings*


Yui: Aah… …!

(… …Mm… …It’s already this time… …?)



*Yui Shifts Around On The Bed*



Yui: … … … …

(Mmm. My head feels a bit dizzy for some reason… …I went to bed early yesterday, so it can’t be from lack of sleep)

(What could it be… …? Maybe a cold… …? I’ll take some medicine later)

(… …Anyway, now that I’m awake, I’ll go eat)



*Yui Gets Dressed; Paper Falls*


Yui: Hmm? Something fell… …

――There… …Eh… …What’s this?

A letter? Who could it be from… …?

What the… …

“――Your most valuable possession is in my hands.

If you want to get it back, come to the Bernstein castle. -Earl Walter.”

――My most valuable possession… …was taken? It says… …


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“[About Scarecrow and Mrs. King] The first episode I did, was the last episode of season 2, and Kate Jackson, who was the producer, and Bruce Boxleitner, were nervously awaiting whether they would be picked up for next year. So in the middle of a scene, the director yells cut to tell us the show has been picked up for a third season, and Kate Jackson comes to me and says: ‘At our last episode of next season, you’ll be the guest star, because you are a good luck token’.

So I did the last episode of next season, and once again, in the middle of shooting, ‘you’ve been picked up’, and I was not asked to do the final episode of the next season, and they were cancelled.”

So there’s the story of why Daniel Davis is in two episodes of Scarecrow and Mrs. King, holy shit.

But also, Danny, not on my season 4 feels please.

SO WE REWATCHED “The End”

AND YOU GUYS AM I SUPER LATE TO THE PARTY OR DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS????

IN THE BACK OF TORD’S LAB IS THE MONSTER TOM TURNS INTO WITH SOME BROKEN VIALS AND SUCH

OH MY GOD. He either turned Tom into the monster by accident or on purpose.

And it looks like someone has been living and eating in there. Maybe Tom got in and THATS how he became the monster??

@monster-apartments-au Did you guys know about them??

I just want answers holy shiiitt.