someone will always

anonymous asked:

Prompt: I'd love an excerpt of that Bleach/Graveyard Shift crossover you had teased a while back. More specifically, I'd love to see the Shinigamis' reactions to them realizing that Ichigo technically outranked most of them. P.S. I find it hilarious that you say that you're not a machine and to submit an ask, we have to click "I'm not a robot".

lmao, well this was fun to write. That kinda was the whole point. I’m glad you like the original idea. It been stewing it in my head for a long time. I’ll probably go back and flesh out that tadbit and maybe post these somewhere.

:P Gotta make sure we’re all real people right? 

Always Someone Higher 02

Kisuke has known Kurosaki Ichigo for a long time. Since the day he was born really, never mind that they hadn’t officially met until years later.

He knew, around the time of Masaki’s death, that something had changed in Ichigo. He didn’t mean Ichigo’s new sullen personality either. Isshin was of no help and all Kisuke could do was to help the Kurosaki siblings out in the small subtle ways that he could while keeping their father from falling off the deep end. By the time Isshin was back on his feet, the mystery of the change in Ichigo had faded to the back of his mind.

You could imagine his surprise when Kuchiki Rukia showed up, nearly beaten by the hollow she had been tracking, that Ichigo pulled a Zanpakuto out of nowhere, slaying the hollow with practiced ease.

When had Ichigo gained Shinigami powers and how had it escaped both Isshin and Kisuke’s attention?

“So Kurosaki-kun,” Kisuke said, snapping open his fan. Things had gone pear shaped in the last twenty four hours. Kuchiki Byakuya and his lieutenant had arrived in the Human World to take back Rukia, reading off a list of crimes that were completely false. He checked, Rukia still had her Shinigami powers, Ichigo’s were completely separate and at one point he eavesdropping on Ichigo giving Rukia pointers.  

The only reason why Byakuya managed to take back his sister at all was because Ichigo was playing chaperone for his sisters on a trip (that no one, not even Kisuke, would trust Isshin on).

Instead, Ishida was the one to fall Renji’s blade and when Ichigo returned to find his best friend taken forcibly (strike one), his cousin hurt (strike two), and the reason why (strike three), he went eerily calm at the news.

Kisuke, in the meantime, used Ichigo’s silence to process the fact that Ichigo was aware of his heritage, that Ishida and him are cousins and wondered how. Isshin would never, Ryuuken had never mentioned, how did Ichigo find out?

That was over twelve hours ago and Kisuke still didn’t have all the answered. (It was unsettling, he wasn’t used to it.)

“What exactly is the plan?” Kisuke asked.

He was all in support for Ichigo breaking into Soul Society. Aizen was clearly making his move and this was as good as any to make a strike against him. Rukia’s unlawful arrest had his fingerprints all over it.

However, he was against the plan of Ichigo going alone. No friends as backup, and if Yoruichi didn’t make it back soon, no guidance either.

“I plan to march through the front door and inform them they have been served and have one hour to turn Rukia into my custody,” Ichigo said, scowl set.

How… stupid? Naive? Headstrong? Kisuke had plenty of adjectives to describe how badly that plan sound. Through the front door? That sounded exactly like Ichigo. Honestly, this boy was going to be the death of him. How had Ichigo survived to be this old anyways?

“And,” Kisuke said, deciding to humor the boy, “what happens when they fail to do that or to take you seriously?”

“We call our boss.”

Kisuke didn’t jump, though it was near thing when an unfamiliar female voice answered. He turned to see a woman dressed in business wear, brown hair in a neat bun. Blood drained from his face as he recognized the tiny black wings that floated behind her.

He recognized this woman, though only through rumors, myths and legends and a grainy picture that Yoruichi had once shown him.

“Reaper,” Kisuke said.

But how did she fit into this equation? Wait. She had said “we” and “our”. Kisuke’s head snapped to look at Ichigo, eyes going wide under his hat.

“I never said I was a shinigami,” Ichigo said to drive the point home. He grinned full of teeth like a shark. “If I knew you would react like this I would have told you earlier.”

“Greetings,” the woman said. “I am Kaia, Head Reaper from Graveyard Shift. It is a pleasure to meet you, Urahara Kisuke.”

This went beyond Gotei 13 and Aizen. It went even beyond the Spirit King. How?!?

“Wow I have never seen him like this,” Ichigo said. “Is it really that big of a deal?”

Kisuke choked.

Reapers were the thing of legends. The concept of Shinigamis was born from the stories of Reapers. The myths say that Reapers work directly for Death and that Death was in charge of the overall balance and cycle of the afterlife, installing the Spirit King on his throne. Supposedly black wings mark the proof of their position. No one, not even Yamamoto, had ever seen a Reaper before.

Now there was one in his shop? One Ichigo knew?

“It’s a big enough deal,” Kaia said with a sly smile. “Now let’s go pick up Rukia-san shall we?”

“Right,” Ichigo said. “Keep an eye on Ishida, Getaboshi. We’ll be back in a few hours with the midget.”

When had all of this happen?!  

#1 tip to surviving a zombie apocalypse: scream at them to establish dominance

-min yoongi (probably)

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Couple of assorted haikyuus

you wanna talk about stress? you wanna talk about stress? i’ve just stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, mac. how’s that for stress? this company is being bled like a stuck pig, mac, and i got a paper trail to prove it. check this out. take a look at this. that right there is the mail, now, let’s talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail? please, mac? i’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? pepe silvia. this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day, pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. i look in the mail. this whole box is pepe silvia. so i say to myself, i gotta find this guy. i gotta go up to his office. i gotta put the guy’s mail in the guy’s god damn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it. it’s gonna keep coming back down here. so i go up to pepe’s office, and what. do. i. find. out? what do i find out? there is no pepe silvia. the man does not exist. so i decide, ohhh shit, buddy, i gotta dig a little deeper. there’s no pepe silvia? you gotta be kidding me? i got boxes full of pepe! all right, so i start marching my way down to carol in HR, and knock on her door and i say Caaaaaaaarol, Caaaaaaaarol, i gotta talk to you about pepe! and when i open the door, what do i find? there’s not a single goddamn desk in that office there is. no. carol. in. h. r. mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. this office is a goddamn ghost town.

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Another pregnant zhanna doodles

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Would you kiss this sweet broken Zero boy?? I WOULD AND SO WOULD KEITH

Bonus:

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it’s important to be here and to be able to embrace each other, love each other, uplift each other. and also to show young people i’m here because as a leader amongst young people to show that you’re not too young to get out and make a difference and to be apart of something that’s much bigger than yourself.

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