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Perfect: Live with Kelly

“So Jensen, is it true that you and your wife have been friends for your entire life?” Kelly asked me. I couldn’t help but smile at the thought of her. I knew Y/N and Sam were backstage watching from behind the scenes. They had made the trip to New York with me so they could be here with me. Y/N knew just how excited I was to be on the show. 

  “Yes, my wife and I have been best friends for as long as we both can remember. We grew up together, we’ve been through everything together and we’re still going through everything together,” I told them. 

  “And you guys have a daughter together, correct me if I’m wrong?”

  “Yes, we do. Our daughter Sam who just turned four,” I nodded.

  “And you just recently announced that you have a son on the way,” She added in. “Congratulations!”

  “Yeah we do! Thank you! Y/N is excited to have a son. I’m thankful more than anything. Having one daughter is enough for me. I already have to protect her from the kids in her class. That’s right Connor, I’m talking about you,” I joked. 

  “Already? She is adorable, Jensen! I have to say.”

  “She definitely got her looks from my wife so I can understand. I was eyeing her back then too. It’s actually kind of scary how much they are alike and they use it against me as much as possible. It was bad enough before when it was just Y/N,” I let out a laugh. God, I could remember Y/N and I as kids. Play fighting and watching movies together. Not that she and I didn’t do that now, but back then, I remember trying to impress her. She was mine now and all I had to worry about was making sure she was happy and she was. She told me every single day that she loves the life we live together and the way we live. God, I was so luck I landed someone as fantastic as her.

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Fruit Loops

(Thomas Jefferson x Reader)

Word Count: 5840

Request: “Could you do 63 and 67 with either tjeffs or aham because the sass is real 👌🏻” “To add to the tjeffs or aham one: 42” - @doilyloily 67- "Stop sitting on your ass and start being an ass.“ “What kind of motto is that?”, 42- “I’d punch you but your friend told me not to.”

Summary: You and Thomas are roommates. You have a set of rules so no one gets punched in the face for being a… jerk (for lack of a more vulgar word). But… things don’t really work out as planned.

Warnings: Implied smut, strong language, drinking, cheating (Not from TJ or the reader, someone else, chill out guys)

Tagging: @bad-hatter @lookaroundlookaroundhowlucky  @whatdimissmotherfuckers (omg guys can you believe that two of my favorite writers BOTH wanted to be tagged in this????)

A/N- OH MY ELIZA I HATE THE WAY THIS CEREAL IS SPELLED. HELL YEAH I FINISHED A REQUEST. TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF THIS PLEASE. Also, sorry if the ending feels a little rushed… thanks for reading!

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1. If one roommate is unable to grasp the concept of “paper thin walls”, they are deprived of ‘Froot Loop’ privileges for three days.

“Oh my god, Thomas!” You said angrily, pacing the tiny kitchen of your shared apartment.“You were so loud last night and you know it!”

“But Y/N…” He whined.

“No Thomas, the Froot Loops are mine. Three days. We agreed.” You stopped to cross your arms over your chest and send a piercing glare at him. Your facial expressions were all you had against Thomas, he was taller, bigger, and overall more intimidating.

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Deanna

Characters: Dean x Reader, Deanna (Dean and the Reader’s daughter), Sam, Crowley (mentioned), some bitch ass demons

Word Count: 3,650

Warnings: Dean angst, more Dean fluff, daddy!dean feels at the very end, uncle!sam feels towards the end, Crowley being a dick, the usual

Request: Can I request an imagine where the reader hid the fact that her and Dean have a daughter named Deanna and then Deanna is kidnapped and the reader is forced to tell Dean? 

Author’s Note: If you want to be a Queen or a Dean Bean, let me know and I’ll add you to the lists! So sorry this is out so late, I hope whoever requested it, that you like it! 

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Six years ago, if someone had told you that you wouldn’t be with the Winchesters anymore, you would have kicked them in the ass and told them they were lying. However, here you were, on your own with the most precious thing life could give you. You left because you were pregnant and you didn’t want to burden Dean and Sam with a kid, so you left and didn’t look back.

I was hard since you were in love with Dean but you two were fuck buddies, only looking for comfort when you needed to release some energy. You were nothing to Dean since he would sometimes find himself a woman from the bars you three went to. Sam tried to tell you differently but you knew what you saw.

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OK so (rant)

The richest thing I’ve ever been told, via an anonymous comment on my fic on AO3, was that I “tricked” them into reading my fic because I didn’t tag properly, and that it was “duplicitous” and they shouldn’t have to fight with someone over basic tagging (though they made sure to add how ‘out of character’ my whole fic was, despite the fact that it’s based off of a prompt that’s - from the get go - literally not canon. They even mention that they know this comment is a moot point because of the fact that it’s based off of a non-canon prompt, but yet still felt the need to tell me anyway).

I’ve never been so annoyed.

Listen, people - I don’t want to sound whiny, or like I can’t take criticism. I’m not a professional, and I certainly have a lot to learn (to put it mildly). 

However, if you don’t like something, instead of reading the whole thing and then leaving a rude comment, pretending to dress it up like you’re leaving ‘constructive criticism’ (which, may I add, was never asked for nor encouraged)  despite the fact that it was all personal opinion with no actual constructive components involved, just…. don’t. Close out of the fic. Walk away.

 I totally get that it’s not for everyone, and every single person is allowed to have their opinion. But there’s no reason to be rude to an author because you don’t like what they wrote, or because you feel that each individual plot point should be tagged.

(Like I’m not even joking - they are legitimately mad that a voyeur/exhibitionist tagged fic had these elements involved in it.)

The beauty of being an adult on the internet is when you don’t like things, you can just walk away from them. Or, hey, if you really just feel the need to leave your comment, because you really want the whole world to know how you feel about it, maybe spend the extra four seconds to pretend to be a decent human and make it actual concrit. 

I dunno, man. Just some food for thought on this lovely Sunday evening. 

MELANIE MARTINEZ LYRICS RP STARTERS
  • "You've seem to replace your brain with your heart"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Smile for the picture"
  • "Go back to being plastic"
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "You call that ass your own, we call that silicone"
  • "All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure"
  • "It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love"
  • "You already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now"
  • "Mr. Houdini, you're a freakshow"
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down"
  • "Fuck your degree"
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • "I love when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife!"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
  • "I'll cry until the candles burn down this place"
  • "I'll cry until my pity party's in flames"
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop!"
  • "Tag, you're it!"
  • "I'm fucking crazy"
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you"
  • "A little pit of sugar and lots of poison, too!"
  • "Honey, do you want me now?"
  • "Someone told me 'stay away from things that aren't yours' but was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her! She's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her, stop lying with those words!"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic"
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive!"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • "Baby soft skin turns into leather"
  • "We paint white roses red, each shade from a different person's head"
  • "This dream is a killer!"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "The normals, they make me afraid"
  • "The crazies, they make me feel sane"
  • "I'm not! Baby, I'm mad!"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are!"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "All the best people are crazy"
Guzma Therapy Session 1

“Let’s talk about your father.”


“No,” Guzma said defensively.


“Then your mother?”

“No.”

“Ok, maybe we can start with your childhood?”


“Not a fucking chance.”

The therapist leaned back in his chair, he was clearly getting frustrated. “How can you expect therapy to work when you won’t talk about anything. What were you expecting to happen?”

The boss leaned forward with a serious face and asked, “don’t I just tell you I’m stressed and angry then you say some crazy shit that fucks with my head then I’m fixed?”

The doctor stared at him with a blank expression, trying to figure out if the man actually believed what he said. To his surprise the thug seemed to truly think that’s how this worked.

“If you’re angry then there is a reason for it, we just need to track down that reason,” he stated.

Guzma grumbled, “the reason is obvious doc. People are fucking morons and they piss me off.”
The doctor wrote down something on his notepad in response. This annoyed Guzma, who could only assume he and his colleagues would laugh at whatever he scribbled down later.

The therapist explained matter-of-factly, “there is a process to therapy, Guzma. When you speak about things that are hard to say you feel relieved, then once we begin to notice patterns that may explain your temperament we can begin to fix them at the source.There is negativity inside of you and my office is a safe place to let it out.”

The boss’s eyes zoned out as he began to grasp the concept. “So… your your office is like a toilet?” Guzma said as the therapist stared in confusion, “yeah it’s like poop…” He then began to elaborate, “if ya dont poop then you ain’t healthy. But you can’t just shit anywhere. So your office is like a bathroom where I can shit out all this negativity.”

The doctor looked genuinely offended that he equated his career choice to a mere bathroom. Guzma could tell the doctor was offended and gave a small smile, seemingly quite proud of that. He knew this was supposed to be a proper therapy session but he always entertained himself by getting under the skin of anyone he perceived as authority. His smirk caught the doctor’s eye and only served to annoy him further.

The therapist exhaled before quizzing him again, “there has to be something from your childhood that’s easy for you to talk about. Something fun?”

Guzma paused. In a way he knew this was where the fun was going to stop. He riffled through his memories briefly to think of the easiest story he could possibly drum up. “So… once when I was a teenager, just after I left home I started getting really good at tagging. Ya know? Paintin’ art where you’re not s’posed to. Good shit.” The casual use of foul language and references to past crimes made the therapist edgy, but piqued his interest. Guzma continued, “and so one day I sprayed somethin’ awesome behind the pokemart. ‘People bug me’ with a small Wimpod painted below it. It’s fuckin’ cheesy but I was a kid and thought I was the most clever person in the world for thinkin’ it up. The next day when I came back some lady was takin’ pictures of her Scyther in front of my tag. I was HYPED! Finally someone in town who ain’t a basic ass bitch and could appreciate good art! I walked over to see what she thought but I wanted to play it cool and not admit that I was the frickin’ genius that came up with it. Or at least I thought I was a genus… Told her ‘yo that tag is pretty fucking cool eh?’ and she turns to me and she’s like ‘I love the irony of it’ and I didn’t know what the hell that meant. So I asked… And wished I didn’t. Next thing i know she’s trailing off on how it’s simplistic and the Wimpod looks like shit and the choice of colors is bad and blah blah blah. She kept saying it was some kinda statement about how thug life mentality is bein’ mocked by the childish nature of it and how the artist did this intentionally to show the shallow mindset of a street criminal. I was fucking pissed! But I couldn’t do shit so i just kept smiling and nodding like I agreed!”

The doctor nodded and looked at him, jotting down notes as he spoke. “Did it make you mad that she said it? Or because she was right?”

“I dunno… Fuckin’ both or neither. I was just mad that people can’t like the shit I like and always gotta think their shit is better. I just thought what I did was cool… Couldn’t get it outta my head for weeks.”

“So what did you do to move on?”

“I spray painted a Scyther on her house in glow paint that said ‘my mom’s a bitch’ “

The therapist just stared at him, silently and judgmentally.

Guzma grinned back at him. “I know. Fucking funny right???”

The doctor pretended to look at the clock. “It seems our first session is done…”

He cocked an eyebrow. “The hell it is!?”

“Well you wasted half the hour arguing with me about smoking in my office. If you want show up next week and waste another hour be my guest; I get paid either way. But if you continue to share more stories like you did just then we may be able to figure out what made you how you are now.”

The boss looked at his feet momentarily before meeting eyes with the therapist and asking, “honestly, how am I now..?”

“Honestly?” the doc asked. Guzma nodded. The doctor leaned forward with a serious expression and spoke coldly, “you’re a child. A spoiled fucking child who does whatever he wants no matter how it affects others. Your past has created a personality that is comparable to a tumor that needs removed for any treatment to occur.”

The boss stared back at him, clenching his fist tightly. “I’ve knocked people out for less shit talkin’ doc…” he warned.

He didn’t break eye contact. “If you hit me is it because of what I said? Or because I’m right?”

Guzma paused for a moment, gritted his teeth then looked away. “…Fuckin’ hell… Next week same time?”

The therapist sat back up straight. “Fine, but I have homework for you. I want you to go back to that woman’s house. If she’s still there I want you to tell her you did both paintings. And I want you to tell her why and how her words made you feel.”

“Yeah… I probably won’t do that.”

“I get paid either way.”   


( Beta-Read (or Edited) by @supersquiddle . amazing writer, amazing friend )

anonymous asked:

I think that while UT cares about our!Ciel, he might be obsessed with real!Ciel because of how much he resembles Vincent. He's trying to help both twins (I agree with your John Brown theory) but he's more obsessed with the real!Ciel. What do you think about the possibility of this?

Hello Anon and no, actually I have a lot of trouble understanding why a lot of Kuro readers feel the need to describe UT as “obsessed with real!Ciel” in particular, no offense. :) I know the blue sect is all focusing on Real!Ciel, the blue star, quite obviously, but that doesn’t mean it has to be the same for the Undertaker. 

Don’t get me wrong, I think UT is obsessed with the Phantomhive family in general, which would make him obsessed with Real!Ciel yes… 

…but in my opinion that doesn’t mean that he isn’t also obsessed with our!Ciel, as we could see more than once in the manga in my opinion.

To get my point across a little better, here’s what I told someone (not tagging them in case they don’t want me to) who asked me privately about my interpretation of the Undertaker’s words in ch105:

「かわいそうに 骨の髄まで焼けてしまって あんな死に方じゃもう・・・」
“Poor thing. Even the marrows of his bones were burnt. Having died like that, XX not XX anymore…” [*もう means “(can) not anymore” in this case. So apparently, something can not be done because Vincent’s body is too damaged. Maybe UT was trying to resurrect him or resurrect someone else (Claudia?) by using his body, idk.]

「ああ でも "ファントムハイヴ伯爵"はまだいるからね…」
“Ah, but… there still is an “Earl Phantomhive”[*singular/plural/female/male not specified], isn’t there…“

(This is @akumadeenglish‘s explanation as to the Undertaker’s words in ch105)

I always interpreted chapter 105 and the “there still is an Earl Phantomhive isn’t there” part not as UT referring to the twin or our!Ciel, but just referring to the title “Earl Phantomhive” in general, which is to say to “the one with the watchdog duty”.

I might be reaching a bit in my assumptions, but by now, I think it’s not completely absurd to consider that the Undertaker might have been close to Claudia Phantomhive, no matter if the relationship was romantic or not.
Now, we don’t know how she died, but the Undertaker stayed around after her death and helped Vincent Phantomhive, just like he helped our!Ciel until the Campania arc => he’s been helping the Watchdogs that inherited the duty after Claudia.

It might have been his decision or he might have made some kind of yet unknown promise to Claudia herself but

「ああ でも "ファントムハイヴ伯爵"はまだいるからね…」
“Ah, but… there still is an “Earl Phantomhive”[*singular/plural/female/male not specified], isn’t there…“

I always interpreted chapter 105 and that line in particular as UT basically saying “it’s too bad that I can’t bring Vincent back since I really miss him because his body burnt, but at the same time there is still someone of Claudia’s family who has to put up with being the Queen’s Watchdog, so I still need to be around and watch over him”.

That’s why I think Ciel himself was confused in ch105/106. Ciel can’t have been thinking about this twin as the other possibility besides him in ch105, because apparently until ch128 he thought that his twin had died 4 years ago.

So I don’t think UT meant Ciel or his twin in his words of ch105, I always interpreted it as a more general concept based on UT’s devotion to the P family: as long as someone of Claudia’s family will be bothered by the Watchdog duty, UT will stay around as much as he can and try to help. That’s why he said…

And…


You see Anon, I really agree with this post by @hitsugikuro​ and this post by @thedarkestcrow​ and I don’t recall having seen a post that would explain with canon examples why exactly UT would be more obsessed with Real!Ciel than with our!Ciel, and that’s where the problem lies for me with all those “UT brought the twin back” theories.

UT wants to bring back people that he loved/liked/cared about, yes, but when it comes to the twins, I just don’t see why UT would treat them differently from one another, especially when Real!Ciel is most likely dead and already soulless, while Ciel still has his soul but it’s endangered by a contract to Sebastian.

So you see, considering UT’s advice to Ciel about taking care of his soul in the circus arc, I’d say that UT being more preoccupied by our!Ciel’s soul would actually make more sense than UT being more obsessed with someone who already lost his soul (especially when UT got to interact with our!Ciel more than with the twin before his death, since he helped our!Ciel with the watchdog duty for 3 years after the twin was sacrificed).

It’s the same with Claudia, since Vincent can’t be brought back. I always thought that the bizarre dolls project is all because he wants to bring her back, since she’s one of his lockets, but does this mean that in the meantime he’s discarding our!Ciel on the side with the problematic of the contract? As he proved with the circus arc, the campania arc and the weston arc, he’s not and he even made it clear before that he wanted to stop Seb from eating Ciel’s soul.

So I’m sorry Anon, maybe I’m biased, but I really don’t see why UT would favor any Phantomhive over another, as he already proved by not putting Claudia’s possible revival above watching over how Ciel is doing as the Watchdog.

I hope you understand why I think that way with my interpretation of ch105, even if there is still a possibility that I’m wrong, as always. Thank you for passing by in any case and have a nice day. :)

The Problem With Being a Fan Writer/Artist in a Big Fandom

So as many of you know, yesterday there was a LOT of drama here on the blog. I was thinking about deleting all of the posts, and just leaving things alone, but I feel this is actually a good opportunity to discuss a major problem that I’ve seen happen almost consistently. And not only have I seen it occur in this fandom, but in every fandom I’ve ever been in.

The common issue that I see seems to stem from the (usually minority) of the fandom that feels as though they have the right to tell creators of fan made things such as fanart and fanfics, what to do with their own works.

So, I wanted to deliver the following important message as a writer in the YOI fandom:

CONTENT CREATORS DO NOT OWE YOU, THE READER, THE FOLLOWER, ANYTHING.

This sense of entitlement that I’ve seen spreading around fandoms has become quite toxic. People have little to no respect for others and seem to think they’re doing artists and writers favors by sending them PMs or anonymous messages trying to dictate or censor or make demands of their work.

Telling a creator something like:

“You shouldn’t write ____ plot because I don’t like it.” or “____ character isn’t gay/straight/bi/poly how DARE you depict them in a way that isn’t canon!” or “This is a shitty ship/pairing/AU I don’t like it and neither should you!”

This is the definition of entitlement. You aren’t owed anything by us. We write, draw, create because these are things that we love to do. We decide to share our thoughts and ideas and worlds that we want to create with all of you. And (most of the time) were doing this for free! Unless you’re commissioning someone for artwork or a story? You have no right to tell someone what to do with their own works.

If you don’t like something within the fandom, learn to ignore it. Scroll past it. Use the blacklist to block triggering terms or tags or blogs or things you just generally aren’t into. I’ve done it, many other have done it. It isn’t difficult to do.

And if you follow someone because you like something they write or make, then realize they also make something you don’t? Either learn to block the tags they use for the posts you don’t like - or just unfollow them.

There’s no need to make a show out of it.
There’s no need to make a huge deal out of it. There’s no need to personally message us or send passive aggressive anon asks explaining the reasons why you no longer want to follow someone.

Just hit that unfollow button and keep moving.

Remember, we’re all fans of the same thing here. And the beautiful thing about being part of large fandoms is the immense amount of diversity within them. We have people interacting from all over the world. We have people creating things and drawing from experiences in all walks of life.

The issue here is that there’s no respect for anyone outside of these people’s bubble. The moment they see something they don’t agree with, they feel this impulsive need to comment on it. People feel as though they’re owed something just because they like/reblog writing and art and follow someone’s blog. Remember that we’re all fans here. Remember that we’re all human beings here. Remember that there is a person behind the screen. Learn to respect when someone is different than you.

And I’ve had people message me privately and respectfully before, asking that I tag certain things or put a TW/CW on certain types of posts so that they CAN continue to follow my work and just block whatever it is that they don’t like. It’s all about how you approach us. Many of us aren’t bothered about being told these things. But you need to learn to ask and not just be like

“Oh i don’t like ____ so I’m unfollowing you.”

The only person you’re hurting by doing this isn’t us, it’s yourself. Creators aren’t going to want to write or work with someone who can’t communicate properly with them.

So please, PLEASE respect your fanartists. Respect your fanfic authors, respect your roleplayers. All we want is to create more wonderful things in this beautiful fandom for people to share and enjoy. And we can’t do that if we’re constantly treated like shit.

That said, I’m going to continue to write the things that I enjoy and love. I only hope something like this doesn’t happen on my blog ever again.

Shrugging is not forming words

Everybody and their brother has, by now, seen all those posts with other words to use instead of “said.” I’m not going to go on my usual tirade about how “said” disappears and puts the focus on the dialogue rather than the tag, but I am going to throw down about using non-speaking actions for dialogue tags. This is, perhaps, my most hated trend in fan fiction, and it seems to only be getting worse.

What is this issue, exactly? Well, it’s pretty simple. Dialogue tags are descriptors for denoting who is speaking and how they are speaking. For example:

  • “I wanted to touch his beautiful pecs,” she said.
  • He exclaimed, “Yes, please touch my pecs!”

The critical issue is, though, that these are vocal expressions and should be described as such. You can say, exclaim, sing, murmur, mutter, bark, snarl, etc. These are all words that describe someone making sounds or speaking.

What are NOT speaking sounds, however, are things like “shrug,” “smile,” and “smirk.” Do you write:

  • “That’s what she told me,” he smirked.
  • He shrugged, “I don’t think so.”

If you do, don’t. These are non-speaking actions; they are not forming words. They are not dialogue tags; they are verbs describing physical actions. Moving your body (unless it’s sign language) is not speaking. Body language is important for characters, absolutely, but it is not dialogue.

How do you solve this problem, you ask? It’s two steps: give a dialogue tag and then add the action.

  • “That’s what she told me,” he muttered with a smirk.
  • He said, shrugging, “I don’t think so.”
  • “Well, in that case,” she grumbled as she scratched her chin, “let’s leave it at that.”

Moving and speaking are two different actions that can be done at the same time, but make sure to describe them as such, rather than conflating them in a way that doesn’t make sense. I don’t form words with my shoulders, but I do convey my point with a gesture. Give your characters the opportunity to do both: write a speaking dialogue tag and a non-speaking action to accompany that tag.

For @girl-next-door-writes for my final 600 Follower Celebration drabble

Pairing: Crowley x Reader

Word Count: 436

Prompts: Crowley / Wonder Woman costume / Red

Sorry this is so delayed my dear!  

Tags below the cut



“Absolutely not,” Crowley called from inside your bathroom.

“A deal’s a deal,” you told him, doing your best to keep your amusement out of your tone.  If he suspected you were laughing at him, there was no way he was ever coming out of there and fulfilling his end of the bargain.

“Don’t lecture me on this subject, of all things,” he warned.  You rolled your eyes.  Someone was a sore loser.

“You going to man up and hold up your end then?” You taunted.  

He let out a disdainful snort.  “Please.  You think my ego is so fragile that one little barb is going to persuade me to open this door?”

It didn’t surprise you your jab hadn’t evoked much of response.  Crowley had weaknesses just like any other being, but being prideful wasn’t one of them.  He didn’t need to know you were well aware of that, or that you knew exactly what buttons to push to get him going.

“You know, the Winchesters always keep their word with me.  Maybe next time I should make a deal with them…”

You could feel the heat of his anger through the walls, and when the door burst open, his eyes were a deep, hellish shade of red.  

“You will do no such thing,” he growled, finger leveled dangerously at you.  

You bit down on your lip to hold back the laughter bubbling up inside you.  You knew now was not the time, but you couldn’t help it.  A giggle escaped and you quickly clapped a hand over your mouth, doing your best not to let out another sound.

His head dropped back, eyes rolling straight to the ceiling as they returned to normal.  

“Go ahead.  Laugh it up,” he muttered, and just when you thought you’d gotten a handle on it, he put his hands on his hips.  It was too much.  The bracers.  The boots.  The headpiece.  But what really got you, was the chest hair peeking out above the breast plate.  

“You finished?” He asked, when your mirth had finally subsided.  You nodded, wiping at the corner of your eyes.  

“No offense, but you make a terrible looking Wonder Woman,” you teased.  

“I imagine you would look far more fetching in this outfit,” he remarked.  He cocked a brow, a sudden chill ghosting down your arms, and you looked down to find yourself now in the costume as well.  

“I see I was right,” he said, his eyes raking appreciatively down your form.  “Now what do you say we make another deal as to who can rip the other’s clothing off the fastest?”

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anonymous asked:

Why do you say not to tag your posts as kin/me? I can't access your mobile rules and like its been bothering me for a bit on why.

((oh you wouldn’t find an explanation in rules, it’s just the same “don’t tag as kin/me” thing in there xD I’m gonna throw it under a cut for anyone that wants to know why I have this stance on it, then link this in the rules so if anyone’s like you in the future they can read this.))

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New Fuckboys, Part 3

Holy shit, the saga continues. That’s not good, guys, that’s not good. I only have two days after this one. Who knows what’ll happen before then?

When I look back at the stuff I’ve written, I laugh a little now. But when it WAS happening, I didn’t find it funny. By the way, I tagged those posts under “Fuckboy Stories” so you can read them all.

Anyways, this actually happened yesterday, but I didn’t have time to talk about it. So let’s do that now.

Alright, we’re walking in from the track (yay gym), and one of those fuckboys slowly comes up behind me and strokes my back, right over my bra strap. Several things happened within the next few seconds.

I spun around so fast it made my head spin, and I told him to never touch me again. He started saying it was someone else, but I saw him do it, so I slapped him in the arm really hard. He screamed like a little girl and was like “what the fuck?!” and I stormed off into the locker room.

The kicker is I can slap WAY harder than that, yet he still screamed. So I think I made my point.

Bro, school’s over next Tuesday. Control yourself.

The Stupid and Moronic things Steve Rogers Has Done List

Pairing: Pepper Potts/ Tony Stark, Thor/Jane hint at Darcy Lewis/James Barnes/Steve Rogers

Rating: G

Warnings: Fluff and feels, Laughter.  

Summary: Well someone hands Bucky a list and things don’t turn out so well. No Super Soldiers were harmed in the writing of this fic.

Okay so I got this Idea from this post that was sent to me by @queendivaofthedark pegasusdragontiger sent a photo post omg #22 whoever created the cartoon is a gem and I want to hug them so much! Cause it was like an idea buzzing in my head and told @bolontiku about and she said to me write it and tag her! Also I like to shout out to @glynnisi I sent out a call like months ago for a list of all the Stupidest and moronic things and funniest things Steve has done from the moment he rescued the Howlies and Bucky to meeting up with Bucky again and it must have been a day or too afterwards or maybe three? Anyway I tagged @mcgregorswench to help and she was like the one person to ask @glynnisi and it must have been like 4 mins later BAM I HAD THE LIST! which I have copied and saved so the list I give credit to her so If you want said list I can post that too. Lastly to my bestie/my friend/ my sis from another mother she is like a rock filled with sunshine you is has been and meant so much to me we met on Ao3 randomly and been besties ever since. By the way still planning on ruling the world or plotting can’t remember which but we will get their with our fics! This awesome funny, hilarious person beta’d this fic which I hope, I hope lives up to everything. anyway to my beta @littleplebe HERE IT IS PEOPLE!

It was early morning when Steve and Bucky came in from their daily morning run, all tall, sweaty, gorgeously built men slightly puffing from their 15 km run. Sam hunched over, trying to drag air into his lungs. “You guys do this to me all the time, god… damn you both! I can’t breathe, I can’t move!” He collapsed on the floor. “I’m dying! I’m dying!”

Chuckling at Sam lying on the floor gasping for air, Bucky teased, “Sure you are, birdy!” He walked into the kitchen to get started on breakfast. It was his turn on the roster of kitchen duty. As he bent down getting all the pans, knives, chopping boards and the ingredients needed for what he was going to be cooking, he asked Jarvis to wake the others and notify them about breakfast.

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Also, I want a gf

So if you are a decent human being, a girl who’s 20+, have moderate political opinions (that is, not far-right nor far-left), like hugs and are looking for a gf, hmu

In exchange I can offer:

  • Myself

That includes having to deal with my terrible sense of humour and weird linguistic and musical interests but it also includes:

  • Unlimited support
  • I’ve been told multiple times I’m a good friend & listener? so good friendship + someone who’ll listen to and try her best to cheer you up
  • A relationship with someone spontaneous af, who’ll probably be up for most things, be it have a night in or a night out or whatever
  • Unlimited access to my boobs??? I mean, what could possibly be better am I right
  • Just loads of affection and Gay™ in general
Genderfluid Me

Me:

had my period for two years had no period for two years doctors don’t know why, 3 doctors have told me I would qualify for being “hormonally intersex” if the American medical association recognized   such a thing. Can sometimes grow a goatee sometimes can’t with no added hormones (besides birth control which doesn’t seem to effect my facial hair)

has gone through years and months of “tomboy” then “girly” phases my whole life since I was little.

Always grimaced every time someone called me a girl/daughter/girlfriend/pretty girl since I was born

never really understood gender differences between male and female my whole life

wears a they/them pronoun tag all the time

I am currently wearing a binder and loving it SO DAMN MUCH!

been going to a transgender social group for a year now

My Family:

no such thing as hormonally intersex people you were just born sick and need to shave more

you are just a tomboy sometimes you can’t actually go from being a boy to a girl or be bigender what the hell is bigender?

probably noticed me grimace every time they called me a girl/granddaughter/daughter never told me “They” is a pronoun option that would make me happier and would be more accurate

tell me I don’t understand gender although i have a minor in lgbt studies did two year pre nursing and teach a sex ed class

Likes to say I’m "being so damn rude” and “oh dear god” every time I were my pronoun tag

I don’t feel comfortable wearing my binder around my family because I don’t want to hear all the stupid transphobic things even though many times my binder makes em SO DAMN HAPPY!

likes to ignore the fact I go to a transgender social group, and probably thinks of it more as “a group for attention-seeking mentally ill youth”

the reasons i believe kaisoo is real is how they keep doing their thing (touching, being close w/ each other, etc) and rub it on our face. usually, if you are being paired/shipped with someone you don’t like, you’ll be uncomfortable, even a male (ex-)idol from older generation time had said that he didnt like the idea being shipped with other member when his group was still active (he even “ugh”-ing when he mentioned this. and honestly it was more like crack-ship tbh, the fans just shipped them both out of nowhere i think, not hardcore), but not kaisoo, they seem just fine and chill with each other. no awkward “me no likey you, no homo bro” feelings ever linger on them, not a bit.

it’s obvious that they know about all these kaisoo ordeals going on internet; they’re often seeing playing w/ their gadgets (smartphones/ tablets) especially in airport, they had seen some kaisoo banners in concerts (like in mexico) and fanmeets (in china). 

but they often doing this “gay things” when fanservice isnt required, like all the members just chilin and answering the damn questions but they are busy flirting, eyefucking and releasing sexual tension. and when they’re on stage they do things like glancing then biting lips (soo), turning head like an owl to see his other half on the other side of stage (jongin), make sure the other is close (ksoo koala-ing jongin and jongin following soo like a puppy), or those ‘lemme appreciate how pretty your lips are’ moments . those shit aint fanservice because it’s so goddamn subtle to be one, u need at least to be a casual shipper to notice those shit. doing fake kiss or hugging them out of nowhere, that’s fanservice. 

and dont tell me SM trying to sell kaisoo gheiness for money, cuz i aint buying it, first: commonly the company would “sell” their idols w/ “ideal boyfriend/girlfriend material” image. why? it sells more, many horny teenagers prefer oppa is my boyfriend > oppa is another oppa’s boyfriend, second SM doesnt even promote kaisoo in the first place, SM original ship is baeksoo (or the rumor said) and SM pushes taekai more to public, if SM does ship kaisoo, then why the fuck kaisoo wasn’t paired in ‘playboy’ dance? SM is a big company and i guarantee you they know about spazzing and glorifying kaisoo ritual on internet, it should be a gold mine to be exploited (hell kaisoo shippers are so thirsty even the whole pacific ocean couldnt sate them, lots of cash surely would be thrown just for buying kaisoo merch, i guarantee you, even kaisoo shippers had managed to buy a star so they could name it kaisoo good fucking god how rich this fandom is), but SM doesnt do it (they just sometimes pair these two, but it’s so rare, rare as raichu card), as if something would happen if they did, something that would got out of hands.

also ksoo had (or still has?) gay rumors and ofc he blatantly denied them so hard, it makes him become even more suspicious. like, just chill dude, the radio host just asked what kind of men that considered good (i think thats the question, i dont really remember) and he answered “i don’t know i’m not into men” like whatthefuck, even suho answered the question “a man that do this and that is considered a good man”. no need to go panic mode immediately.   so why ksoo doesnt stay the fuck out from jongin cuz them being together screams gay so hard. those rumors should’ve alerted him, buutttt noooo, they keep being joined at the hip. (and he continues to koala-ing at jonginnie)

also, again, there’s this video/gifset about chanyeol said jongin didnt like ksoo, bc ksoo didnt want to look at him when they talked. ksoo claimed his astigmatism caused this. mother-fucking-puh-lease. until this day ksoo still has astigmatism and u know what he does? he stares the fuck out of people/object (mostly MC and monitor screen), but why not with jongin then? if his astigmatism caused him not to look at people then why only jongin? why other members dont complain about this? honestly? plus isnt astigmatism causes your vision to be blurred? fucking blurred. he was supposed to not being able to see jongin clearly bc astig-fucking-matism causing his vision to be blurred. why he chose not to look at jongin instead? hmm? there’s this video saying he had a crush on a friend (mind you, he didnt mention it was a girl, the host did) when he was on his 3rd year of highschool. exo debuted 2012, ksoo joined SM 2010 (he was on his 2nd year of highschool, according to wikipedia, i know wikipedia full of fuckery sometimes but i think this is correct), so it means when he was on 3rd year, it was already 2011 and exo is already formed by that time, meaning the members already being introduced to each other. i bet they were busy preparing their debut and shit, meaning they met a LOT. sure lots of ppl said “woa who’s the lucky girl?” and many would rebut me and my petty delulu argument by saying “ksoo mentioned the “friend” he crushed on was from different class, the crush was from the same school !” or “theres this photo of him with the girl”, mm-hmm, but let me remind you the host mentioned the class thingy first (she asked “is the friend from the same class?” ksoo said “no, from different class”–he could imply something else, maybe class as it means school–different school that certain someone went to) and for the photo, well the photos of him with certain someone (alone, just both of them) appear to be more intimate than he with the girl (and other students). just connect the dots, darling.

i’m sorry i know as you read this you prob think that this girl is so delulu even the lord and savior cant save her anymore, this thing was supposed to be short but god forbade me and told me to preach the truth (well, not really), 

jokes aside, this is just my kaisoo theory, bc what kaisoo shippers do when there’s no new post on kaisoo tag? they either do fanfic (write/read), fanarts or sputtering nonsense on their blog like kaisoo trash they are /sobs and wailing how do i get off from this ship? HOW?? should i just jump in the ocean of feels?/

btw sorry for grammar mistakes and etc hope my post does make sense, i’ve been thinking about this a lot lately and it bugged me to keep it inside the jar, so i decided to spill the drink here 

i’m sorry again /bow 90°/

and dont attack me /hides under blanket/

so stranger things 2 spoilers but

it just occured to me that the conviction in nancy’s voice when she calls jonathan’s dad an asshole is? kinda out of nowhere?

cuz they’ve barely talked, right. yeah he told her about having to shoot the rabbit in s1 but her response was so immediate and so bitter, the ‘i know all the sordid details and i am pissed’ sort of bitter

so. why would she know all the sordid details? well, consider: will & mike have been friends since kindergarten… and mike & nancy are close, and used to be a lot closer….

mike has definitely spent several hours pacing round nancy’s room shouting about how will’s dad is a scumbag who doesnt deserve to live in the same town as will (a sweetheart, pure and amazing, nicest boy in the world!!!) let alone be his dad and if he tells will off one more time for sketching (will!!! best artist in hawkins!!!! how dare he!!!!) then mike is gonna punch him

while nancy sits on the bed nodding empathically and mentally writing out threatening notes to tuck under his windshield wipers after she keys his car

the wheeler siblings are the og will byers protection squad, is what im getting at here. this is canon. its canon!

5 random facts about me ~

Tagged by @linabigface ! Thank youu!!♡

If you get this, you have to say 5 random things about yourself, then tag 10 other people.

1. I can’t cook and I’m v ashamed of this because Italy isn’t proud of this messed up child of her

2. I forget things A LOT (just like you @linabigface eheh) so whenever I’m starting a friendship with someone I tell them to stop me when I tell the same story 47384 times because I forget I’ve already told it ahah.

3. My birthday is on November 20th and I used to hate the fact that it is so late in the year because I’m always a year younger than everyone (what a pain to reach my 18) but now I’m glad because I feel like I have more time to do things ahah (totally not true lol)

4. I love people!! I love meeting new people and getting to know them. I thought I disliked people for all my teenage years (uhuh what’s new) but then when I moved to a big city with lots of new people I found out I really love them.

5. I used to have a HUGE crush on my chemistry teacher in high school like I was literally in love with him and that’s one of the reasons why I chose to study chem in uni - worst choice of my life lol. I still love him a little bit (and miss him a lot sob)

I tag @oka-oka @iuniu @zingospinning @saridell @producktions @frosteblaze @sakumajirou @ygreczed @inazuma-eleven-lover @edgarvaltinas