someone teach me how to colour for the love of god

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

  • “If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 
  •  "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”
  • “Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”
  • “Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”
  • “Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”
  • “You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME
  • “Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”
  • “Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”
  • “Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”
  • “This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”
  • (crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

  •  "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"
  • “What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"
  • “Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”
  • “I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”
  • “What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”
  • “Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”
  • No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”
  • “You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go
  • “I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”
  • “Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”
  • (crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

  • “I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”
  • “Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”
  • "What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”
  • “Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”
  • “Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”
  • “Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”
  • Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”
  • “Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”
  • “I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”
  • “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”
  • “I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

  • “Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”
  • “Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”
  • “If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”
  • “Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”
  • “Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”
  • “But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”
  • “Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”
  • “My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”
  • “I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”
  • “What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”
Six Years and Seven Days

This is pretending that Bellamy could hear Clarke talking all those years, she just can’t hear him responding, and that the ship at the end is them coming back to Earth. 

So…pain. 


Day Three

“Bellamy…are you up there? Are you alive? Is anyone alive?”

Static.

“I only woke up yesterday. At least, I think it was yesterday. I barely made it into the bunker in time, but I made it. And the computer says it’s been three days since the radiation hit, and I was so hungry I thought I might die. Please tell me you didn’t die.”

Silence.

“Bellamy, my mom was right. In a way. My face is disgusting, covered in boils. You’d be laughing at me…probably. Because she was right but so were you. I’m not dead Bellamy. I hope you aren’t either.”

His fingers slammed on the respond button, pushing it down to the point of it feeling like it would crack from the pressure.

“I’m not dead, Clarke. I’m not dead.”

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{PART 17} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; As Taehyung finally reveals his creation to you - you find yourself sharing soft, tender and heartfelt moments with both him and Jimin; before being reunited with Jungkook - The Prince and Princess of the Ball.

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time) 

{Part 1} // {Part 16} {Part 17} {Part 18}

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Pool balls and underpants

Summary: Bucky offers to teach you how to play pool, but he ends up in a slightly awkward predicament.
Characters: Bucky x Reader
Warnings: Language, lots of innuendos, Bucky being little shit
Story prompt: “I made the mistake of thinking ‘This can’t get weirder.’ Sorry.”

A/N: First time I’ve done a writing challenge of any kind, thanks @jurassicbarnes​ for letting me take this one!  I haven’t written anything fluffy in awhile, this felt necessary, and it may require a smutty style follow-up. Also, while I may be a complete shit talker IRL, I am terrible at pool and don’t know what I’m doing, so hopefully this makes sense. And I really need to find someone to edit my wordy ass…

MASTERLIST

Originally posted by go-fandom-imagines

It was a little known fact – you adored dive bars. Everything smells musty? Great. All the tables feel sticky? Perfect. The decor resembles a 1970’s porn set? Bitchin.

It was a complete contradiction to your work persona. Your name was uttered in hushed, reverent tones in the halls of the Avengers compound, commonly followed by the phrase ‘that woman gets shit done.’ Frankly, you worked your ass off to get to this point, so the satisfaction of being known as the one who was always cool, always calm, always poised – it was a heady feeling.

It’s because of your rigid work environment that you gravitated toward the local bar. It was one place you could let your guard down, unwind and relax. Distancing your professional and personal life was a necessary ingredient in your sanity, a dichotomy you actively encouraged.

And then one day out of nowhere, Bucky Barnes swaggered into your life.

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Clay kisses you during a game of spin the bottle

Originally posted by lilpieceofmyworld

Request: “Can you please do more clay imagines????? They are my life!!!!!!😍😍” + “Could you do more Clay imagines? Like maybe he teaches you how to play video games or something just cute and sweet with Clay cause my baby deserves the world 😊😊" 


“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” Everybody chants. 

‘Oh boy how did I get into this situation?’ 


I was at another one of Jessica’s parties. Her, along with me, Justin, Zach, Bryce, Alex, Monty, Jeff, Courtney, Sheri, a few other kids from school, and finally Clay, were sitting in a circle in the living room. We were playing spin the bottle and so far it has been pretty interesting. Alex and Justin had to kiss each other, as well as Zach and Monty. It was pretty hilarious. I don’t usually go to parties but a certain someone asked me if I was going and of course I couldn’t say no. 

Can you guess who that certain someone is? 

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Monday Larry Fic Rec

Hello, hello! 

Just wanted to apologise for how long it’s taking me to reply to everyone, I’m trying my hardest I promise! 

Anyway! Here’s some new Larry fics I enjoyed:

cupid’s defence by rhuubarb:

Summary: “Of course, the ONE time a ridiculously attractive man shows up at Louis’ home, butt naked, he turns out to be an arrogant love god. Not only that, but he’s an arrogant love god facing a multi-million pound lawsuit, possible banishment from Mount Olympus, and a shit ton of adjustment issues.”

Alternatively: Harry is Cupid, Louis and Liam own a law firm, and they’re all getting sued.

Jealousy loves company by sweariwouldnt:

Summary: How Harry and Louis work together throughout the years to try and keep the green-eyed monster at bay.

Flying With Broken Wings by Snowy38:

Summary: "So, Harry,“ Louis finally pipes up when the others have bundled into the toilets in a heady charge.

Harry squeezes his bun with a gentle hand, still sipping his tea with his knees bent up in front of him.

"So,” he echoes.

“What do you do?”

Louis looks tired, but not in the same way Harry feels tired. His eyes are a bit squinty and blood-shot and he’s blinking frequently, flicking his fringe away from his eye. He’s sprawled in his chair rather than curled like Harry is.

“I’m a ballet dancer,” he offers. “In my last year of ballet school.”

Louis leans up to fetch his coffee, taking a sip and wincing. His voice is huskier when he speaks again.

“Fuck, that sounds like hard work.”

Harry nods.

“It is.”

I’ll Colour Me Blue by veegirl:

Summary: There’s a flicker of something familiar in the corner of his eye just when he’s turning left, towards the little cafeteria he has to walk through to get to the exam room. He doesn’t even really see it, he just recognizes the laugh. It isn’t that loud, but the hall is rather quiet, what with only a low chatter right on the edges of the space through which Harry’s gaze zooms.

And that’s- Yeah. That’s Louis. 

Or the college AU in which Harry and Louis have a past they are both doing their best to forget, and everyone majors in philosophy.

Avalanche Drops by larrymylove:

Summary: A decade of pranks, of fights, of yelling at each other, hating each other, getting under each other’s skin, and all for what? None of it seemed important anymore……

Louis couldn’t help but wonder what the past decade could have been if he hadn’t made such a fuss over the stupid stapler, if he’d just moved it all the way back onto his desk as Harry had asked, if he hadn’t placed Harry’s own stapler in a mold of jello. What would it have been if he’d just reached across the desk and had shaken Harry’s hand and had said, “Hi, I’m Louis. It’s nice to meet you.”

Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson have spent the last ten years working at the same company, and driving each other absolutely crazy with pranks and fights and competitions. So when Harry’s job is in danger, Louis should be celebrating. A life without Harry Styles in it is something he’s wanted for years, right? So why then is he trying to do all that he can to keep that from happening? And what is he supposed to do when Harry thinks it’s just another one of Louis’ pranks?

One Day, Maybe Next Week by kikikryslee:

Summary: Louis was staring at him, expecting a response, and Harry was supposed to be the one coming up with that response, and he was so not prepared, so he blurted out the first thing that came to mind.

“Where were you? You weren’t on the bus for a few days.”

Louis raised an eyebrow. “What?”

“Uh… Sorry, I just- Um, sort of noticed that maybe you weren’t on the bus since last week. Not that I watch for when you’re on the bus or anything. That would be weird. Obviously, you have your own schedule, and I have mine. I just saw that you weren’t here, so I wondered what you were doing, or if something bad happened, like you got kidnapped or something. God, that sounded creepy. I promise I’m not threatening your life or something. Jesus, just stop me. If you have pepper spray, I would totally understand if you got me in the eyes right now.”

Louis had his lips pressed together at this point, holding back a laugh. Harry really didn’t blame him for that.

Or, the one where Harry just really wants to talk to Louis. And when he finally does, everything he says just comes out wrong.

Babe, There’s Something Lonesome About You by Anonymous:

Summary: Louis is a hedge witch, who lives a lonely, solitary life. He’s quite happy with his shop in Door County, selling New Age magics to the tourists. He also has his cats and his birds to keep him company. But his best friend Liam thinks he needs someone around, and he’s got just the person: Liam’s friend Harry is coming to the area for the tourist season and since Louis has all this space….

Magic Everywhere We Go by casuallyhl:

Summary: Fifteen years after first meeting Louis at a mutual friend’s birthday party, Harry is just as in love with his husband as he was on their wedding day. And with the birth of each new child, Harry seems to have only grown to love him more.

And now Harry is spending four days at the happiest place on earth with all of his favorite people – his mum and stepdad, his four beautiful children, and his perfect husband.

Life couldn’t get any better than this.

Or, Harry and Louis go on holiday with their family to Disney World.

Don’t Break My Faded Heart by harryitscoldoutside:

Summary: Harry Styles signs up to teach a dance class when he knows exactly nothing about dance. Louis Tomlinson is responsible for running a bar and raising a daughter.

or An AU where Harry wears his heart on his sleeve and Louis is entirely too closed off for the sake of his daughter.

Every Story Has Its Scars, Ours Is a Brand New Start by Rearviewdreamer:

Summary: Life as a devoted husband and an amazing father turned out to be a little different than Louis had expected. Everyone tells him it doesn’t have to be that way; that he’s worth more and that he’s so much stronger than any one person trying to keep him down. It’s all just words though until he meets the one person who makes him truly believe it.

Such Good Luck by Anonymous:

Summary: Louis smiles at Harry’s words, leaning into his touch. “Tell me again.”

Smiling, Harry takes Louis into his arms. Pressing gentle kisses to his face, Harry murmurs, “In six months’ time, I will have my twenty-fifth birthday. On that day, my portion of the inheritance will become legally mine. And I plan that very day to announce to my family that I have found love.” Harry chuckles as he runs his lips lightly along Louis’ cheekbone. “That, in fact, I found love when I was twenty-one years old, and that I have loved and been loved every day since.”

Or, an Edwardian AU where Harry is a young aristocratic lord and Louis is a working class dairy farmer. Secrets are a necessary part of their relationship, but Louis has one that could topple their whole world.

Starring Role by KrisStylinson:

Summary: Whilst everyone bustles about, Harry sits and scans the crowd in hopes that some version of a Prince Charming will burst through the doors and inform Harry that he’s his coveted on-screen boyfriend. Maybe he’ll be taller than him. Or smaller, Harry is fine either way. Just not a size difference that will make the kissing scenes awkward. Or maybe it’ll be one of the guys Harry saw the day of his own audition. Quite a few of them were fairly attractive—not that Harry’s shallow about that type of thing, but. He won’t complain if they give him a handsome man to do nude scenes with.

His fantasizing gets cut short when in walks Louis Tomlinson.

Louis Tomlinson is an undeniably talented and highly revered actor to anyone who knows anything about film, Harry definitely included. But before that, he was Harry’s all-consuming love of a lifetime.

Save me (Loki x Reader)

Originally posted by luvn-loki

Word Count: 887

Pairing: Loki x Reader

AN: This is my first loki imagine so I hope you guys like it :) you can read part two part three and part four here

The first time Loki saw you was the day that started it all. He was walking through the city streets with his brother Thor, helping him with a mission on earth. Yes, the god of mischief was willingly helping his brother, there had to have been something in it for him. The brothers were walking in silence beside each other, not sure of what to say as their conversations were rarely civil anymore, but Loki decided to break the awkward silence.

“So brother, how is Lady Jane?”

Thor’s head immediately turned to face his brothers, cheeks bright red from the mention of the love of his life. Before he could actually respond however, a loud screeching of tires could be heard from across the street. Head jolting up, Loki’s eyes caught sight of you walking across the road completely oblivious to the car that was about to hit you. Upon hearing the tire screeching you looked up, frozen in fear ass the car was just centimeters from hitting you.

Something really strange happened that day, something that left Thor gobsmacked and questioning whether or not he truly knew his brother. Some form of heroism deep inside Loki caused him to use his magic to stop the oncoming car, the green aura of his magic floating around the vehicle as it stopped it’s movement. Your eyes widened noticing that someone, most likely a mutant had just saved your life.

Your eyes searched the crowds of people around you and stopped upon noticing a man concentrating with his hand held toward the car. The man was gorgeous to say the least with dark hair that just reached his shoulders and pale skin. He wore a dark green shirt and black jeans that clung to his long legs. You were immediately attracted to this strange boy.

You had to thank this man for saving your life, you had to know who he was. Snapping out of your intense gaze you made you way across the road towards the mysterious stranger who rescued you just moments ago. You notice a man next to him and immediately recognize him as the Avenger Thor making you a little nervous to approach the men, but you had to thank him for his actions. 

Loki, who has now released his magic on the car, notices you approaching and starts to turn around and walk in the other direction, dragging his brother behind him. Noticing him trying to escape you start to speed up your pace, calling out to the man. 

“Hey, please wait up. Please.”

Loki wasn’t sure why but he stopped running away and turned around, letting you catch up to him. You bending over and catching your breath from the short amount of exercise, this is why you didn’t run! Loki’s eyes where taking every inch of you in, noticing your long dark curly hair and the beautiful hazel colour your eyes held. He was taken away by your beauty, never had he met a woman let alone a mortal who had the ability to take his breath away but for some reason you did. 

Thor suddenly cleared his throat, standing up taller as he questioned you. “Is there something troubling you miss?”

You shook your head, becoming shy all of a sudden standing in front of two powerful beings. “That was you, wasn’t it? Who did that, who just saved me?” Your eyes were directly on Loki’s as the words left your mouth.

Clearing his throat and trying to snap himself out of this strange trance he was in, he responded. “Perhaps, what’s it to you mortal?” He came off rude, like the normal Loki but that’s what he was aiming for. He wasn’t going to let himself come off as weak just because of some pretty girl he just met.

You scrunched your eyebrows in confusion with his words. “Mortal? What-uh, never mind. What do you mean what’s it to me? You just saved my life, I came to thank you.”

The god seemed uninterested as he crossed his arms. “Whatever.”

Quickly becoming annoyed with the arrogant boy you let your thoughts be heard. “Gosh you don’t have to be rude you know. Didn’t anyone ever teach you any manners?”

Loki seemed shocked by your outburst, not expecting such harsh words to come out of a seemingly shy little girl. Before he could respond Thor stepped into the conversation. “Please excuse my brother, he is terribly ill mannered and hasn’t much experience with people on earth.”

Recognition flashed in your eyes, Thor was Asgardian so if this was his brother he must be too. That’s why he refereed to you as a mere mortal. “Oh you’re Thor right? I’ve seen you on TV with the Avengers. You guys are pretty darn cool.”

Thor seemed happy with you compliment letting out a small chuckle. “Much thanks kind lady, however we really must be off now. It was nice meeting you.”

Laughing at the strange way they talked you waved goodbye to the men. “Um, see ya. Goodbye angsty magic guy who saved my life.” You smirked as Loki scoffed at your words, turning and walking away. What you didn’t see though was the small smile that appeared on his face as he walked away from the most interesting mortal he’s ever met.

anonymous asked:

high school au in which alec is a jock and magnus is a loner bad boy type who secretly has a HUGE crush on him. like he's bamf and no one messes with him and he always sits alone at lunch bc people r lowkey afraid, and then like, they get partnered up on a project or something, and people watch in amazement as magnus bane, Total Badass, blushes and basically turns into a flustered mess bc "oh my god alec is so perfect! why" and alec is just. oblivious. bonus pts for them getting together happily

Sorry it took me so long! Thank you so so much for the prompt, I loved it!
I … have no idea what I wrote. It’s 2000 words, which is actually some kind of a record for me? It’s been ages since I’ve been able to write more than 1000 words, so thank you for that! But I feel like I have to apologize because I have no idea what this is. I hope you like it!! Please, let me know?

Highschool hierarchy is actually, definitely a thing.

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Fluff Me Up Masterlist

Originally posted by marvel-bootys

Sebastian Stan

Mr Relaxation- Sebastian makes you feel better after a shitty day.

Twins- Sebastian and you adopt a very unique puppy

Flirt- Sebastian’s a shameless flirt and you’re only to happy to indulge him.

Insecure- Sebastian gets insecure about his body.

Sleep- You and Sebastian are exes, but you’re too exhausted to go home after your shift.

In The Movies- Sebastian helps you get over a break-up.

Queen- Sebastian knows you deserve the sky moved. So he plans a very special night for the pair of you.

Make ‘Em Laugh- Sebastian tries to cheer you up

Oscars- You and Sebastian have always been friends, but a chance encounter brings up new feelings.

Unconventional- You and Sebastian meet, of all places, on the convention floor.

Kicks- Your baby kicks for the first time on a Marvel red-carpet.

The Artist- Sebastian bribes you to go to a red carpet event.

Infinity- Your baby decides to make it’s entrance at a very bad time.

Missing You- You’re feeling ill and decide a few of Sebastian’s movies will make up for his absence.

Something Old- You and Sebastian hit it off at your friend’s wedding.

The Wonder of You- Your baby decides to make its entrance when Sebastian’s away filming. Chris steps in to help.

The Critic- Sebastian’s children’s book gets a critique from his little girl.

Adore- You and Sebastian have a sacred place for your vacation.

Bucky Barnes

Bare- Bucky wants to cut his hair.

Our Miracle- You and Bucky are snowed in when your baby decides to make an appearance.

So Cold- Bucky comforts the reader after a break-up.

A Confession- Bucky stops the reader getting harassed in a bar.

Dehydration- The reader collapses in the street and ex Bucky rushes to her aid.

Into The Void- Bucky helps the reader grieve.

Tenderly- Bucky’s in love with the girl at the diner and can’t help but invite her to his birthday.

Hopelessly- AKA ‘Tenderly’ part 2. Steve tries to warn the reader about Bucky’s past.

Late Nights- Bucky returns late and needs a little comfort.

Nostalgia- Bucky’s therapist forces him to go exploring.

Defence- Bucky teaches the reader how to defend herself.

Soul to Soul- Soulmate AU. Bucky and the reader find each other by accident.

Reconstructed- Soulmate AU. The reader and Bucky can share dreams.

Helpless- Bucky finds a woman and her child in a wreck and wants to help.

Colour- Soulmate AU. They can only see colour when their soulmate is found.

Picture Perfect- Bucky and his daughter figure out how to take selfies.

Personal Care- Fluff. A Baymax like android is proposed to help the reader and Bucky.

The Stranger- 1940s!Bucky meets the woman who serves him at the diner every night.

Just A Name- Bucky meets a girl on an online dating website. 

Chris Beck (The Martian)

Hold Your Hand- Soulmate AU. You and Chris find each other at a distracting time.

Jefferson (Once Upon A Time)

World’s Apart- Soulmate AU. You try to find Jefferson following the re-awakening of Storybrooke.

The Woods- Part 1 x Part 2 x Part 3- Jefferson unexpectedly falls for a woman in blue.

The Worst Kind of Hero- Jefferson finds himself playing the prince instead of the thief.

Hand of God- Jefferson messes with the narrative of someone else’s story.

Bucky x Steve x Reader

Sneak- Bucky and Steve have ways of getting what they want

Work For It- The reader doesn’t want to choose between Bucky and Steve.

Steve Rogers

My Girl- Peggy and Steve a reunited.

Fight- Steve challenges the reader to a fight.

The ‘L’ Bomb- Steve tries to work up the courage to say ‘I love you’

Blind- Steve gets set up on a blind date.

Protector- Pre-serum Steve saves a woman on a dark night.

I Can See It Now- Steve Soulmate AU. Reader can see Steve’s life through his own eyes when she sleeps.

Chris Evans

Duvet Fort- Chris helps keeps your fears about storms at bay.

Imagine This [PG Version]- Chris catches you reading fanfiction about him when you’re sick.

Eyelashes- You do Chris’s eye makeup.

Fireworks- Chris wants to make a big night even bigger.

Five Minutes More- Chris pretends to be your date at a wedding and sparks fly.

Pregnant part 2 | Zach Dempsey

Read part 1 here 👉🏽https://issafandom.tumblr.com/post/160276487170/pregnant-zach-dempsey

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The past few months had been draining for you. Between juggling school, pregnancy and hiding it all from your friends and family. You just felt like you had the weight of the world on your shoulders.

Although, some of the weight would soon be lifted. You and Zach had decided to tell your family today, together. You had invited Zach’s mum (Karen) and sister (May) over for dinner, not expecting them to be over the moon and throw you a parade, but, just supportive.

“You are so lucky I love you” Zach teased as he held your hair up and rubbed your back whilst you threw up into the toilet.

“Urm- don’t act like I’ve never done this for you before” you clapped back, flushing the toilet and standing to your feet. You walked over to the sink and began to brush your teeth. Zach stood behind you, his eyebrows knitted together in confusion.

“When?” He inquired

“Bryce’s house and about 2 wine coolers later” you told him “You know you can’t handle your liquor”

”..yeah” Zach snapped, sounding a little irritated “ but that’s because they we’re strawberry”

“Light weight” you sang as you entered your bedroom, him right behind you. Zach had gotten a little clingy since you told him you we’re pregnant, you tried not to pay attention to it, maybe it was just a protective thing. You sat on your bed and unplugged your phone from your charger and began scrolling though Instagram.

Your stomached churned a little so you sat up as you bought you would have to suddenly dash to the bathroom again. The feeling soon passed. False alarm. “I don’t get it” you randomly announce

“Don’t get what?”

I mean, why do they call it morning sickness if it’s all day, every-fucking- day?” You asked, your eyes still glued to the screen of your phone.

“I don’t know babe…Maybe one of these could explain it to you” You looked up and noticed Zach holding a bunch of books in his hands.

“Here” he chucked one to you. The tile read ‘What to expect when your expecting’

“Holy shit babe, you know how much I love to read” you said sarcastically

"Ha. Ha. Ha” Zach fake chucked as he sat besides you. “Look, I know it’s early days but we need all the help we can get”

“I know” you winged, resting your head on his chest, “It just seems like one more book I need to cram into my head?”

"You’ll like it” he assured you “it has pictures and a little colouring in section at the back..”

You giggled as you hit him on his arm playfully “thank you, I love you”

"I love you more” Zach declared You both lingered in each others eyes for a while, prompting Zach to make the first move. He caressed your cheek and pulled you into his lips. He was very dominating, gently forcing you onto your back and before you knew it his body was hovering over yours. Zach’s hands began to roam up and down your leg, gently squeezing your ass as he continued to kiss you.

“Zach?” You murmured, still attached to his lips.

"What?”

You gently pushed him away, causing him to bite down on your bottom lip as you did so.

"You need to slow down, that’s how we ended up in this situation, Remember?”

He grunted “Fine. Whatever” ….

Zach’s mum and sister had arrived a little earlier than expected and offered to help set out the table. You sat in the living room with May, letting her braid your hair as you watched TV. When the table was set you all came together and sat around it. And It was nice to see everyone talking and getting along and acting as a family. Zach then tugged on your arm, snapping you out of your trance to give him your undivided attention.

“Maybe- Maybe we shouldn’t tell them today” Zach whispered to you

"Are you pussy'ing out Zach Dempsey?” You teased

“Im not. It’s just. My mums not in a good mood”

You looked across the table and over to Karen. She had a huge smile plastered across her face and engaging in a convocation with your parents.

“I can tell” he added

You shrugged “she seems happy”

“Don’t be fooled” Zach muttered “She always does. She’s good at that”

"Zach” you warned “Man up, cos we’re telling them. To-day”

He sunk lower in his seat and began to tap his left foot (nervous habit).

"What are you two whispering about?” you mum asks, catching you both off guard.

“Nothing important” you tell her, causing her to just smile blankly at you. An awkward silence fell over the table as everyone began to tuck in again. Maybe this was the perfect opportunity to get it off your chest.

You sat upright “Actually..I, well Zach and I wanted to tell you guys something”

Your mum looked to your dad with concern, then back to you “What is it?”

"I’m pregnant” -was what you said, in your head. With both your parents staring at you, you just couldn’t seem to get the words out. You gently kicked Zach’s ankle as a cry for help.

Zach cleared his throat and everyone’s eyes landed on him “W-well..umm” he stuttered

“Just get to the point already” May huffed

“Well..” Zach begun “Im pregnant, I-I mean, she’s pregnant”

"We’re having a baby” you chimed in, smiling awkwardly.

Everyone around the table went silent.

"That’s not funny guys” Karen said, topping up her glass with some wine.

You and Zach looked to each other then back to them “We wasn’t joking”

"Come on Y/N” your mum scoffed before biting down on a piece of celery “You think I wouldn’t know if you we’re pregnant?” She asked “helloo? I made you ok, I know everything about you”

“Actually, I would be the first to know cos Zach tells me everything” May said proudly as she folded her arms across her chest. You began to feel anxious “…Well no..We didn’t say anything cos we didn’t know how you guys would react”

"But you don’t seem to be reacting at all” you tell them.

“Yeah cos we know it’s just a prank” Then your mum suddenly shot up and begin to adjust her hair as her eyes shifted around the room “Is this going on YouTube?”

"Y/N” your dad called so you turned to face him “How far along are you?” He asked, a serous tone in his voice

You couldn’t believe your dad of all people was the only one taking it seriously.

"I’m about..” you counted along on your fingers “6 weeks”

Karen clapped her hands in excitement “Is he in on the prank?”

"There is no prank mum(!)"Zach stressed- his voice raised a little

"And you waited this long to tell us?” Your dad continued to inquire “As I said, we wasn’t sure how you guys would take it” you told him “I’m sorry dad”

Your dad just nodded, understandingly.

“No. There’s no fucking way our pregnant y/n” Your mum spat as she rose to her feet with an awkward smile on her face.

"And there it is” Zach mumbled under his breath.

“I mean, We’ve told you all there is to know about safe sex and contraception and birth control..” she ranted, looking to your dad for support.

"It just happened” you admitted before lowering your head in shame

“How? Did you poke a hole in the condoms or something?” Karen questioned

"Mum what the fuck?” Zach snapped

Offended, you let out a short breath “Why the hell would I do that?”

"I dunnoe” You watched as she took a huge gulp of wine “You had to trap him in your clutches somehow” she mumbled into the bottom of the glass.

“Excuse me?” Your mum questioned “Why would she want to ‘Trap’ someone like him when she can do so much better?”

"Mum” you warned

“Better?!” Karen yelled “Your daughter’s the one spreading her legs, didn’t you teach her any self respect?”

"Mum!” both Zach and May warned

“I didn’t raise y/n like that, your son probably pressured her into having sex with him” Your mum hissed

They continued to go back and forth for a while. Both these women blaming each other for raising their children wrong. Your dad and May kept quiet as Zach tried to intervene.

“Oh my god, SHUT UP!” You yelled now on the edge of your seat, immediately causing the women to stop “For fuck sake, can’t you guys hear the bullshit your saying to each other right now?!”

Karen and your mother slowly sat back down on their seats. Zach grabbed your shoulder to comfort you.

“Look ladies” Zach begun “We know this is a shitty situation and neither of us expected it to happen, but it is what it is, you just gonna have to deal with it”

"Zach, How are we suppose to deal with something like this?” Karen asks “Our babies are having a baby. That’s a huge fucking deal”

“Yeah, We know. That’s why we need you guys to support us” you say “So..will you?”

You waited a while for someone to answer.

“To be honest y/n..” your mum eventually replied “I am very disappointed”

Your heart sank a little. Hearing your mum say you was disappointed in you had hurt you a lot.

“I don’t want you to get upset but I just- I guess I just had a different plan for you in my head” She honestly admitted “But no matter what, I will always support you”

She picked up the wine bottle and wavered it about “I’m just gonna need a minute to get used to it, that’s all”

you threw her a short smile and she returned one.

"Have anything to say to me?” Zach questioned his mother, everyone’s attention turned to Karen.

“..It’s getting late” Karen announced as she begun to gather her things. Zach shook his head in disbelief “Come May, we’ll meet Zach at home” You felt for Zach and rubbed your thumb over his clenched fists.

"Why don’t we clear these plates?” Your dad suggested to your mum and they the soon exited the room. Zach waited for the door to slam shut before talking.

“Typical”

Originally posted by ithereckless

Dating Mafia!EXO Would Include.

Yessss I live for mafia!exo and you write so wonderfully, thank you! If you had time/it was something you wanted to do, do you think you might do a “dating mafia!exo” for the members? Hope you have a great day!

Note: I hope you have a great day too! I have made this a little differently than the others but I still hope that you will love it anyway! Fighting~

Huang Zitao/ Tao| Kim Jongdae/ Chen| Park Chanyeol| Kim Junmyeon/ Suho| Kim Minseok/ Xiumin| Oh Sehun| Kim Jongin/ Kai| Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.| Byun Baekhyun| Zhang Yixing/ Lay| Lu Han| Wu Yifan/ Kris| Mafia!EXO|

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

I also wanted to make a quick note (since I’m getting a lot of mafia requests at the moment) that some of the themes I am writing about are wrong, and you should always remember that while mafia AU can be fun to write fictitiously about, is NOT morally right in real life, it is equal to terrorism. I just wanted to make a quick reminder, and that I hope you are all living safely. Okay, moving onto the reaction!~

Park Chanyeol

  • This man is going to be the motivator of the mafia. He’s the most optimistic of the group of men, and acts almost like the glue, keeping them all together, this is going to be apparent when he is around you as well.
  • Dating as much as he can.
  • Even if it’s a five minute meal in a fast food restaurant
  • Or three hours exploring an art museum
  • He’s going to do his best for you.
  • He knows how difficult it is to be in the mafia and the cost of what each action he makes is which is why you’re always his first priority.
  • Even though he is tough in his job, he’ll always be much softer and sweeter with you.
  • His life in the mafia is going to stop him from living a normal life, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to try his best and bring as much normality into it as he possibly can
  • Dating Chanyeol is going to be difficult, there’s no sugar coating that, but it’l be worth it if you’re prepared to take the ride with him.

Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

  • Kyungsoo is a damaged man, as you can imagine.
  • Everything he’s seen, everything he’s done, and it’s highly unlikely that he’ll ever fully be able to clean the blood off his hands.
  • But he is always going to be sincere to you, even if he does have his issues.
  • He will more than likely be very worried about you a lot of the time because he knows how dangerous it is to fall in love in such a cruel business.
  • He will try and bring normality into you life by cooking meals for you whenever he can.
  • You’ll be the only person that he’ll open his emotions to, so sometimes he’ll come home after a job and just burst into tears in your arms. And though he rarely tells you what actually happened (to protect your innocent mind from his disturbed jobs) he will still lean on you emotionally.
  • Him giving you your first shot gun to protect yourself.
  • Him being proud of you when you beat Baekhyun in your first ever hand to hand combat training.
  • Him falling in love with you further and further every day.

Byun Baekhyun

  • Baekhyun takes his work very seriously, but when he’s around you he feels as though he can let out his less serious and more fun side.
  • Like Kyungsoo, he’s likely to lean on you when it comes to emotional support, and will like to have a lot of fun with you to distract his disturbed mind and traumas.
  • He likes to call you ‘Jagi’ or ‘Jagiya’ because it gives him some kind of security and makes him feel as though his life is normal, even if it is only for a little while.
  • His first gift to you on your first birthday being with him is a knife with your name engraved on it, he tells you to carry it around with you for protection as he worries endlessly about you.
  • Baekhyun can have the tendency to be very stubborn and set in his ways, and sometimes you’re the only one that can bring him back.
  • Him leaving notes over the house with ‘you can call me monster’ because he knows it makes you smile.
  • Him wearing clothes that you like because your opinion matters the most to him, even if the other members tease him for it.
  • If your relationship ever progressed (pregnancy, or marriage level) he would do everything in his power to get you and himself away from the mafia business.
  • His main goal now he’s with you is to make you happy and to provide for you in the best way he can. Even if it isn’t always clean.

Oh Sehun

  • Him being infatuated with you and loving to do things that involve you both doing ‘normal’ couple things because it makes him feel safe and secure.
  • Him getting really pissed off when he finds out that you’ve been meddling in his job.
  • “Am I protecting you for nothing?! You could have died!”
  • He can be harsh, but it’s because he cares about you the most, you’re all he has.
  • Him opening up to you about his feelings and emotions when he becomes more close with you and finally begins to trust you.
  • You finding his job kind of sexy and him never hesitating to boast about how manly he can be.
  • “Want me to show you how strong these hips really are, Jagi?”
  • Him giving you weapons training so you can protect yourself if you ever need to.
  • But it always turns into cuddles and fluff or passionate, open mouthed kisses that lead to you both making the surface of the weapons table impure.

Zhang Yixing/ Lay

  • Yixing is one of the more dangerous members, without a doubt.
  • With origins from China, he also knows a lot of dangerous people across Asia, all of which he is never going to introduce you to.
  • Because he knows how dangerous it would be, and he simply can’t lose you.
  • He finds himself confiding in you a lot about his work - something the others wouldn’t do. He does leave out some of the gory details, but he will admit to his wrong doing.
  • Unexpectedly, Yixing can get rather emotional and has been known to cry in front of you.
  • But it’s simply because he trusts you the most and he hates the idea of hiding anything from you. Sure, he’s in the mafia, but he still cares about you more than anything else in the world.
  • He’s teach you tricks that he has learnt being in the mafia, for example, cracking online codes or how to use a gun properly - his arms wrapped around you from behind as he helps you aim the gun towards the perfect point of the target.
  • “That was a perfect shot, baobei.”
  • Him living to the promise that he’ll take you away one day and you’ll both have a normal life.

Kim Jongdae/ Chen

  • Jongdae is a trusted worker, so he gets a lot of the more intense jobs.
  • Which can put a strain on his mental state, even when he’s with you - but that’s always solvable, and he’ll never do anything to hurt you.
  • Him being the protective kind of boyfriend.
  • And will not tolerate anyone trying to touch you or flirt with you whenever the two of you go out. Last time someone attempted that they earned a black eye and a bloody nose.
  • Even though he is against the law, he does have a sense of morality about him.
  • He knows what he’s doing is wrong, but that’s just the way his life is and he accepts that. What he wants now more than anything is to keep you safe.
  • “Stay with me, Jagi.”
  • He’ll be very insistent on taking you out on dates, especially to calming places like the beach where he can let out all of his frustrations and get everything off his chest.
  • Him treating you as much as he can because he knows how hard it must be for you to date someone in such a dangerous industry.

Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

  • When you and Minseok started dating, no one expected him to be serious about it.
  • It turned out that you were the most real thing he’d ever had in his life and he would give absolutely anything without hesitation to keep you safe.
  • He spent most of his career working alone but now he has you, he feels so much more secure even if you aren’t on missions with him.
  • “I only pretended like I was cool, I wasn’t - I cried alone, and I was depressed as hell. Now I have you, everything seems… okay.”
  • Him not being the best at opening up but soon learns to trust you.
  • The two of you being teased by the other members for the “activities” you get up to in the dorm bedrooms
  • But that’s only going encourage Minseok to do it more.
  • His “punk” style being incredibly sexy, and his hair is a different colour every few months. God bless the pink.
  • Him keeping close tabs on you to ensure you’re safe.

Huang Zitao/ Tao

  • Tao is the martial artist within the group and has the most experience when it comes to combat fighting
  • So be prepared for him to be incredibly strong
  • He is literally going to pin you down with a smirk because god knows you’re never going to get up unless Tao lets you.
  • “I’ve got you baobei~”
  • Even though he is a mafia worker, he is incredibly childlike and sweet around you - his mentality isn’t in a great state, but that doesn’t stop him from loving you.
  • He will buy you a lot of things, especially cuddly toys, somewhat for his benefit, but he loves the way your eyes light up as he offers you a stuffed animal.
  • “It’s cute”
  • “It reminded me of you.”
  • Him being the most sweet and caring man in the world but if anyone tried to hurt you he would beat their asses.

Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

  • Junmyeon is the leader of the mafia and therefore isn’t necessarily the best when it comes to stress levels and maintaining it.
  • Which is why he loves being around you - because you help him forget about all the worries he has.
  • “Did I ever tell you that you’re amazing jagi?”
  • He will keep you away from his job at all costs and doesn’t reveal much of what happens under his control
  • He wants to keep you safe more than anything.
  • You’re the reason he’s still sane, even with all the issues in his head - he’ll treasure you more than anything in his life and spend as much time with you as he can
  • Him giving you the phone number of him and all the members in his mafia in case something happens along with your personalised gun to protect you
  • Him being insistent on taking you out on expensive dates
  • But nothing beats the two of you lying in the comfort of the bedroom holding each other in your arms.

Luhan

  • Even with a baby face he’s as lethal as they come and incredibly skilled at what he does
  • Dating him is going to be like a fast movie with spontaneous enemy fights, long desirable kisses and sex in the back of expensive cars.
  • Since his job is not so pure, it’s known that he has a lot of money - something he will use with you.
  • He will love to go out on dates and show you off, even in the casinos where he plays poker and drinks a large beer
  • But he’ll admire you the most when you’re alone together where he can talk to you about the smallest thing to the deepest secrets in his mind - and that’s what he loves the most about you.
  • The thought of losing you is his worst nightmare, so be prepared for him to be very protective of you.
  • “Just take the knife jagi, it will make me feel better.”

Kim Jongin/ Kai

  • Jongin is a very loyal worker in the mafia which means he has a lot of involvement in jobs.
  • But that doesn’t mean that he isn’t going to put time apart to spend with you and to make sure you’re his first priority
  • He doesn’t want you to suffer the same way that he has
  • So he makes sure that you look after yourself and your health the most because it means a lot to him that you have a healthy body and a healthy mind.
  • Him taking for you on dancing dates/ lessons because it helps him to relax
  • He also loves the way you look when you’re swaying in his arms and smiling at him with your beautiful lips.
  • “You’re more beautiful than anything on this planet, Jagiya.”
  • Him always kissing you goodbye before he leaves because really, who knows if he’s actually going to make it home later that night?
  • Him loving you wholly.

Wu Yifan/ Kris

  • He is the leader of a smaller group of the mafia, which is like what Jumnyeon does but with a smaller group of people
  • He has the tendency to get stressed easily
  • Which is where you come in very usefully to help him de-stress. He loves it when you hold him, or even if it is a simple kiss, it makes him feel safer and happier.
  • Even though he won’t show it, you mean more than everything to him
  • He will more than likely jokingly dismiss you as you tell him that he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
  • “Ah you’re just being kind. You’re adorable.”
  • Alone time with you is what he lives for, even if it’s simply cooking a meal, or moaning into the sheets of a bed
  • He just loves you more than life.
  • And treasures you a lot more than you’ll ever know. 

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  • Paint a nebula

  • Self injury recovery

  • Vent online here or here.

  • Have an mobile application for anxiety!

  • Reward yourself with kittens while you write!

  • Stress analyst

  • Helpful websites

  • How to help someone who is suicidal

  • Daily puppies to cheer you up

  • Cut Something Instead of Yourself

  • Let it Out

  • Make a Comfort Box

  • Get A Hug

  • Nice Calming Ideas/Websites

  • The Quiet Place

  • Learn to Love Yourself

  • Make a Mind Palace

  • Coping Skills & Distractions

  • givesmehope (cute real life stories that will make you feel better)

  • Recovery Resources

  • Self Injury Recovery Masterpost

  • Explain why you’re sad and send someone a nice message to cheer them up

  • Enter your name and get a compliment

  • Comfort Someone

  • Be Comforted

  • Cut Something/Someone to Let Out Anger (blood trigger warning)

  • Break Something to Let Out Anger

  • Push a Button to Make Everything OK

  • Talk it Out

Helpful Websites

  • TED (basically gods gift)

  • challenge your brain

  • feed the hungry and up your vocabulary game

  • free online textbooks

  • final grade calculator

  • a whole page dedicated to studying and organising

  • saves and cites articles for you

  • have google site your sources for you

Fashion/Make-up/Hair

  • eyeliner

  • punk rock makeup

  • disney eye makeup

  • coverup tattooes

  • how to apply blush

  • 6 makeup tips

  • ombre eyeliner

  • what makeup complements my complexion?

  • what makeup suits you?

  • lipstick tricks

  • how to do your makeup with a spoon

  • messy bun tutorial

  • different ways to braid

  • three-braid updo

  • waterfall braid

  • how to fishtail

  • romantic curls

  • braid + bun updo

  • how to do pastel hair

  • 8 ways to wear a bow

  • 4-strand braid

  • braided bun

  • braided headband

  • dutch braid crown

  • pin curls!

  • how to contour

  • everyday makeup routine

  • lipstick using crayons

  • eyeliner ref wow

  • filling in eyebrows

  • banana facial mask (moisturizes)

  • strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)

  • avocado facial mask (dry skin)

  • yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)

  • list of oils to add to your face masks

  • already made masterpost :*

  • Clothes Life Hack

  • Make-up With a Spoon

  • Easy makeup tips

  • Make-up Masterpost

  • 15 style tips from Michael Kors

  • Fashion basics

  • How to tuck non-skinny jeans into boots

  • How to roll sleeves

  • Quick and easy hairstyles

  • Makeup masterpost

  • Many many hairstyles

  • Fashion vocabulary

  • 1000+ reference

  • How to Fill in your Eyebrows

  • How to Contour

  • Everyday Makeup Routine

  • Natural Beauty Remedies

  • Master Liquid Eyeliner

  • How to braid your hair

  • Ways to Braid your Hair

  • Messy Bun Tutorial

  • Eyeliner, Mascara, & Curl your Lashes w/ a Spoon

  • Special Effects Make Up How To (tw: gore)

  • Newspaper Nails

  • How to do buns

  • Different eyeliner styles

  • How to apply fake lashes

  • How to get perfect eyebrows

  • How to get rid of dark circles

  • How to change your eye shape

  • A shade for every occasion

  • Kool-Aid lip stain

If you need a break

  • watch a cute ass dog lick your screen

  • one hundred thousand stars

  • movies masterpost

  • foreign movies

  • gay movies

  • lesbian movies

  • lesbian movies you should definitely watch

  • broadway musicals

  • LGBT+ books

  • download free books

  • read any book

  • the best masterpost ever if you’re bored

  • answer trivia questions and give people rice

  • make a giant squid pillow!

  • make your own acapella band

  • live ocean

  • pokemon secret base

  • read creepy wikipedia articles

  • read more creepy wikipedia articles

  • disney lies/ urban legends (probs not real like-)

  • this will take you to a cool place

  • your online garden

  • sand art online

  • wow just open it omg

  • cool websites for wasting time (1, 2, 3 )

  • how to help someone who is suicidal

  • make a blanket nest

  • click daily to give free food to an animal shelter

  • 2500 Japanese emoticons

  • homemade wax

  • gift ideas for cat lovers

  • moss graffiti

  • make a flower crown

  • night vale monopoly

  • learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse

  • how to play ‘sherlock’

  • supernatural workout

  • learn a new language!

  • learn london slang

  • take personality tests

  • make gifs

  • see what its like to live on minimum wage

  • watch great vines

  • make glitter out of salt

  • make dip-dyed shoes

  • learn to read korean in 15 minutes

  • how to make origami

  • color matching game

  • fun sites masterpost

  • how to be an adult

  • check your postlimit

  • make a wand

  • find out if a website is safe

  • make a font from your handwriting

  • this masterpost

  • Fun Sites Masterpost

  • A cute little game where you play as a little ghost and can haunt people out of your house

  • I have no words for this other than Drake and Josh.

  • Play trivia and for every question you get right they give people free rice (I used to use this in school, it’s amazing)

  • Click a button to give free food to an animal shelter

  • Make your own Temporary Tattoo

  • Cute little games

  • Cute & calming games

  • Create your own Adventure Time princess

  • Make a gif of a Youtube video

  • Pick the right color

  • Games to play online/download

  • Tetris (and 3D tetris)

  • Games, games, games

  • Free Indie Games

  • Meditation tips and techniques

  • Yoga poses for stress

  • How Long to Nap

  • Go to a Quiet Place

  • The Thoughts Room

  • Guided Relaxation

General Advice

  • try your best. not everyone can get all As, and getting all As does not make you better than everyone else. just do the best you can and be the best person you can be.

  • don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…

  • Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.

  • be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?

  • “you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u” — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

  • Smile and introduce yourself to people- whether you’re sitting next to them or have seen them in more than one of your classes. Everyone likes to make new friends (even if we’re too shy to do it most of the time).

  • Find which clubs look interesting and go to their first meetings- there’s never an obligation to join, but you might meet a lot of new friends.

  • Get advice from other students on if your classes/teachers are difficult and figure out which ones you’ll need to work the hardest in.

  • this or this. it’ll whip your ass into gear. you name a list of websites that distract you, set a timer, and bam. no more hour long study breaks. the best - or worst - part is, it can’t be undone by the application, by deleting the application, or by restarting the computer. you just gotta wait, and if you’re going to wait, you may as well study.

  • goals. when you sit down to study, write down everything you’re going to do. then do it. aimlessly staring at your books won’t do shit.

  • something to listen to. i suggest movie scores, song covers by the vitamin string quartet

  • a queue. if you’re really obsessed with keeping your blog up to date, set aside some time, fatten up your queue, and let your blog run itself for a few days.

  • breaks. during your breaks, dance, run around, work out, go for a walk, talk to your friends, call your mom. going back on the internet is an easy way to get out of the mood, so i wouldn’t suggest it.

  • tea and coffee - if not for the caffeine, then for the feeling of cozying up with your text books and feeling studious.

  • a place to study. it doesn’t matter if it’s in a coffee house, a library, or your kitchen table. as long as your bed’s not in sight and tempting you into a nap, you’re good.

  • your mental health is more important than your grades/school work

  • you are fabulous

  • they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation

  • one friend is better than no friends

  • eat a healthy lunch

  • take care of yourself

  • please stay safe

  • your mental health is more important than your grades/school work

  • I love you

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I have to add more sources to posts i got information from, but I’m posting this now because almost everybody is in school now. If you see info from a post that is not linked, tell me and I’ll add a link to it.





RFA + theme(?) park day

Thank you @asking-mystic-messenger for giving me prompts <3

The reason why there’s a question mark is because I don’t know if all of these count as a theme park…also for Saeyoung I could have written an entire post dedicated to him at an amusement park, but I’ll save it for another day if anyone is interested! Also requests are open so please ask away~

-Sevensity 



Yoosung:

  • ofc y’all are gonna end up going to a zoo
  • but not one where the animals are treated like shit
  • it’s more of an animal conservatory than anything, so they help endangered species and provide a habitat necessary for them to live (honestly some zoos are so atrocious it makes me want to claw my eyes out)
  • spends hours petting alpacas
  • “Can we take one home?”
  •  Yoosung as much as I agree with the idea I think kidnapping an alpaca counts as a felony
  • You guys have a really wonderful little train ride around the different habitats. There’s a pleasant breeze, which rustles through Yoosung’s hair as he gazes far out across the land. There is no noise other than wind, the rattle of the train on its tracks, and the sound of your own heartbeat, which grows stronger when glance at the man you love
  •  Yoosung’s face is brighter than the fucking sun he’s such a happy marshmallow
  • he’ll often start talking all animal anatomy to you and sometimes he just blinks and stops himself because whoops? you probably have no idea what I’m talking about?
  • but then you tell him he’s really cute when he becomes so passionate about a topic, and he sorta just blushes a little a giggles and says he can teach you more so you guys can have discussions about this sort of stuff
  •  hoo hoo private lessons with Mr. Kim I’m sure he’s a great tutor wink wonk


Favorite Attraction:

The more peaceful stuff, like carousels and trains

Attraction to keep him away from: 

Roller-coasters (because baby bean is actually a bit afraid of heights) though he will join you if you promise to hold his hand the entire time 


I’m so sorry but I just couldn’t think of anything for Jahee!! ;__;


Jumin:

  • You guys would probably also go to an amusement park
  • but good luck getting him to change out of his normal formal attire
  • “Jumin casual wear. Casual wear.”
  • “Yes, this is what I wear during a casual day. Is there a problem with my outfit? Is the colour not appropriate?”
  • “Jumin the colour is the least of my worries. You’ll actually get a heat stroke if you go like that.”
  • Anyways it takes about a solid hour for you to convince him to downgrade to a dress shirt and jeans
  • but oh is is worth it because he looks fkn H O T
  • however, he will not tolerate standing in line for a ticket, to he uses his rich boy powers to be the first one in the park 
  • Has never been to an amusement park before, and although he does understand their purpose from a business perspective, cannot comprehend why people bother going to them
  • ok Jumin I’ll show you why commoners come to these places
  • You don’t even start with the tamer rides to ease him into it, instead, you grab his hand and precipitate yourself towards the biggest, craziest ride there is. 
  • We’re talking about loops, twists, massive drops…oh, and it goes backwards too
  • Jumin keeps mumbling to himself as the ride slowly started climbing higher and higher.  You know what to expect, but Jumin doesn’t. You know that the ride hasn’t actually started yet, but Jumin doesn’t.
  • He grumbles about how useless this is, what a terrible way to pass time, are commoners so desperate for amusement they consider this to be adequate entertainment???
  • But then you get to the peak, and the only thing keeping you guys from falling straight down are the safety straps
  • Jumin’s eyes widen just a bit, and he lets out the smallest “Oh” as he realizes his impending doom
  • You don’t have time to react before you’re both launched into the abyss
  • Also you’re 128% sure Jumin screamed the whole time while you half laughed at him, half also screamed, though he will deny such a fact for as long as he lives
  • When you both get out, Jumin’s hair is a complete mess and his cheeks are flushed a delicate pink
  • move over Zen, there’s a new god in town
  • You still giggle occasionally at the memory of the ride, so Jumin, wanting some revenge, wraps an arm around your waist, and pulls you closer.
  • “My, I never knew you could be that loud,” he whispersd in your ear, making you shiver,  “tonight, how about I make you scream like that for me?”
  • Daddy yes


Favorite Attraction:

Surprisingly enough, he is very fond of water rides - especially those with water guns where you can shoot others with - as well as bumper cars

Attraction to keep him away from:

The food court. This man will complain about everything from prices to the quality of food and services, he will go on for hours.  Make sure you go buy the food by yourself. 


Zen:

  • he’ll 100% want to bring you to a carnival
  • and people there will 100% try to hire him as a last minute performer so make sure you keep him close to you,  unless you want to see him dress up and parade around in a sparkly outfit that sounds really nice tbh
  • He’s going to buy a couple of those masquerade masks and make you both wear one but lord are they so extra
  • He looks like a prince from the medieval ages
  • Zen is all too eager to show off his strength using the hammer at the strength meter. Finds it adorable when you try to beat his score bonus points if you actually manage to
  • Is impressed by your skills at Whack-a-Mole, and is kind of embarassed when his own skills are sup-par
  • You guys share an enormous ball of cotton candy. Usually he doesn’t like sweets because it’s bad for his skin, but now he loves it since it makes your kisses all the more sweet
  • You ride the Ferris Wheel at night, and Zen makes a point to kiss you when you get to the very top also bonus points if there are fireworks going on


Favorite Attraction:

House of Mirrors (for obvious reasons) can probably smell mirrors from miles away so don’t even try to hide this place from him

Attraction to keep him away from:

House of Mirrors (for equally obvious reasons) yeah so good luck getting him out


Saeyoung:

  • Is an actual ten year old
  • probably more excited than you are, and you have to keep him from running around in circles while you wait in line to buy tickets (he also wanted to hack into the system earlier so you two could get in before opening hours but you said no)
  • letting him eat all those chips and soda for breakfast was probably not the best call, since now his energy levels have increased threefold
  • he’s such a high maintenance boyfriend jfc
  • at first you think it’s normal because let’s admit it, he’ll always be a kid, and who doesn’t love a good old amusement park outing?
  • as soon as you get inside, Saeyoung, eyes sparkling with all the mischievious ideas of someone half his actual age, begs you to let him choose the first ride
  • you agree, because his excitement is getting to you too and honestly you know you’ll have fun together no matter what you do
  • wow what a terrible idea
  • of course this tomato choose the water ride, where all the passengers get s o a k e d
  • now you understand why Saeyoung was so excited, and insisted that you both wear a white tank top that day
  • but it’s too late to back out now
  • you have to admit, it’s pretty refreshing after waiting under the scorching heat of the sun for such a long time
  • you also have to admit the white tank tops weren’t such a bad idea cuz damn this boy has a nice body
  • though on the other hand, he was hoping to be able to see more
  • better luck next time ya loser


Favorite Attraction:

Roller-coasters or haunted houses, whichever one it is, he will make a point to scream as loudly as possible, and as obnoxiously as possible. 

Attraction to keep him away from:

Literally any ride during which screaming is not considered appropriate.  He will not hesitate so scream his heart out during a carousel ride, pretending to clutch onto a horse for dear life someone save this boy from himself


I hope you enjoyed this drabble! I also wrote some headcanons about the RFA/Minor Trio and Avocados, so if you’re interested, you can read it here

Imagine #18 Charles Xavier - Part 1 (Request)

Requested by Anon: hi! so can i request a charles x reader one shot that ive been thinking of? ok so first of all y/n and charles were super close as teens but y/n died at around 19(got mixed up in smth), charles was devastated and hes still not 100% over it as an adult so when the xmen find a mutant who can control time he ends up asking them to go back and try to save y/n? and they try and they have to convince her to stay safe bcs ‘theres some1 who needs her’ or some cute shit like that?..but if u do this thx!

Originally posted by mcavoy

Not my gif

Words: 1646

Warnings: Swears, typos, fem!reader, time travel (?)

A/N: Okay, so I decided to make this a series with 3 parts, because writing just one would have been wayyy too long. I hope that’s okay with you. Also about the time travel, I considered using the character of Shadowcat for it, but my approach was a little different and it wouldn’t have worked with her, so I decided to introduce another time-travel mutant (It’s not important or anything, I just thought I’d mention it). Enjoy! xoxo

Part 2 - Part 3

It took Charles a moment to find back to reality and shake off the painfully familiar nightmare. Then he forced himself on two elbows and reached for his wheelchair. He knew, if he went back to sleep now, the dream would pick up right where he left it. And that he definitely didn’t want.

The mansion was quiet and dark, as it was supposed to at 3 in the morning. Charles’ mind randomly wandered through the rooms of his students, picking up their dreams, not staying long enough to see any details, but long enough to know that they were fine. Looked like he was the only troubled one in this starry night, he thought, stopping by one of the big corridor windows.

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Fluff Me Up Masterlist

Originally posted by ohhseby

Sebastian Stan

Mr Relaxation- Sebastian makes you feel better after a shitty day.

Twins- Sebastian and you adopt a very unique puppy

Flirt- Sebastian’s a shameless flirt and you’re only to happy to indulge him.

Insecure- Sebastian gets insecure about his body.

Sleep- You and Sebastian are exes, but you’re too exhausted to go home after your shift.

In The Movies- Sebastian helps you get over a break-up.

Queen- Sebastian knows you deserve the sky moved. So he plans a very special night for the pair of you.

Make ‘Em Laugh- Sebastian tries to cheer you up

Oscars- You and Sebastian have always been friends, but a chance encounter brings up new feelings.

Unconventional- You and Sebastian meet, of all places, on the convention floor.

Kicks- Your baby kicks for the first time on a Marvel red-carpet.

The Artist- Sebastian bribes you to go to a red carpet event.

Infinity- Your baby decides to make it’s entrance at a very bad time.

Missing You- You’re feeling ill and decide a few of Sebastian’s movies will make up for his absence.

Something Old- You and Sebastian hit it off at your friend’s wedding.

The Wonder of You- Your baby decides to make its entrance when Sebastian’s away filming. Chris steps in to help.

The Critic- Sebastian’s children’s book gets a critique from his little girl.

Adore- You and Sebastian have a sacred place for your vacation.

Bucky Barnes

Bare- Bucky wants to cut his hair.

Our Miracle- You and Bucky are snowed in when your baby decides to make an appearance.

So Cold- Bucky comforts the reader after a break-up.

A Confession- Bucky stops the reader getting harassed in a bar.

Dehydration- The reader collapses in the street and ex Bucky rushes to her aid.

Into The Void- Bucky helps the reader grieve.

Tenderly- Bucky’s in love with the girl at the diner and can’t help but invite her to his birthday.

Hopelessly- AKA ‘Tenderly’ part 2. Steve tries to warn the reader about Bucky’s past.

Late Nights- Bucky returns late and needs a little comfort.

Nostalgia- Bucky’s therapist forces him to go exploring.

Defence- Bucky teaches the reader how to defend herself.

Soul to Soul- Soulmate AU. Bucky and the reader find each other by accident.

Reconstructed- Soulmate AU. The reader and Bucky can share dreams.

Helpless- Bucky finds a woman and her child in a wreck and wants to help.

Colour- Soulmate AU. They can only see colour when their soulmate is found.

Picture Perfect- Bucky and his daughter figure out how to take selfies.

Personal Care- Fluff. A Baymax like android is proposed to help the reader and Bucky.

The Stranger- 1940s!Bucky meets the woman who serves him at the diner every night.

Just A Name- Bucky meets a girl on an online dating website.

Lance Tucker

Our First- Lance recounts his and his wife’s ‘firsts’

Chris Beck (The Martian)

Hold Your Hand- Soulmate AU. You and Chris find each other at a distracting time.

Jefferson (Once Upon A Time)

World’s Apart- Soulmate AU. You try to find Jefferson following the re-awakening of Storybrooke.

The Woods- Part 1 x Part 2 x Part 3- Jefferson unexpectedly falls for a woman in blue.

The Worst Kind of Hero- Jefferson finds himself playing the prince instead of the thief.

Hand of God- Jefferson messes with the narrative of someone else’s story.

Bucky x Steve x Reader

Sneak- Bucky and Steve have ways of getting what they want

Work For It- The reader doesn’t want to choose between Bucky and Steve.

Steve Rogers

My Girl- Peggy and Steve a reunited.

Fight- Steve challenges the reader to a fight.

The ‘L’ Bomb- Steve tries to work up the courage to say ‘I love you’

Blind- Steve gets set up on a blind date.

Protector- Pre-serum Steve saves a woman on a dark night.

I Can See It Now- Steve Soulmate AU. Reader can see Steve’s life through his own eyes when she sleeps.

Kiss- Pre-serum Steve meets a rather special saviour.

Chris Evans

Duvet Fort- Chris helps keeps your fears about storms at bay.

Imagine This [PG Version]- Chris catches you reading fanfiction about him when you’re sick.

Eyelashes- You do Chris’s eye makeup.

Fireworks- Chris wants to make a big night even bigger.

Five Minutes More- Chris pretends to be your date at a wedding and sparks fly.

Some domestic hcs for these gays bc hiwthi cleared my skin and saved my crops

@deliabubsy 

  • who owns what clothes? no one fucking knows except trixie who has a mental inventory of all the clothes but good fuckin luck finding anything clean because no one puts things back in the right fucking place
  • Two words- pillow. forts.
  • first one up has to make coffee for the others but only patsy and cynthia remember how everyone likes it
  • barbara isn’t allowed to make breakfast anymore, not after she got three pancakes stuck to the ceiling (she swears she was just trying to look cool when she caught them)
  • They have a colour coded schedule for the tv because someone (*coughs* valerie) is very defensive over the remote
  • game night = godDAMMIT I CAN’T TELL WHO’S CHEATING THERES TOO MANY OF US
  • making prank gifts every christmas aka how the fuck does delia manage to top last year’s time after time
  • pumpkin carving at halloween always goes wrong theres pumpkin guts everywhere but no one hits trixie because if her hair gets ruined, all hell will break loose (*points to ugliest pumpkin* “that’s you” “shut the fuck up patsy”)
  • *sends text at 3 am* oh my god valerie we’re in the same room pls stop”
  • cynthia always has the heating turned up way too high and delia always turns it down way too low. eventually the rest just cave in and buy cynthia a space heater because they’re not sure the thermostat can survive much more
  • trying to sleep = “who the hell is kicking me” “jenny if i wake up in the middle of the night again because of you snoring, im gonna divorce you” “please get your arm off my face” i stg if you keep taking the blanket im gonna scream” “who the fuck is playing candy crush it’s one in the morning” (spoiler alert: it’s trixie and she’s using delia’s credit card)
  • barbara is the only one who likes pineapple on pizza so she always asks for it when they order it but they just look at her like “we love you but what the fuck”
  • “hey patsy did you remember to put gas in the car” “uhhhhhh…”
  • if you’re sitting closest to the kitchen, congratulations you’re now the only way to get snacks.
  • *some of them start flirting/being sappy* “guys that’s gay” “you’re gay too” “…i meant what i said”
  • delia always has to shower last because she takes forever
  • valerie isn’t allowed to get the messages herself because she just dumps 15 packs of noodles in the trolley and calls it a day
  • can’t reach something? ask patsy
  • everyone thinks cynthia is so innocent and gentle but every so often she’ll come out with so much salt and obliterates everyone
  • taking ugly selfies and spamming the others with them
  • speaking of which, jenny uses the pure anime lookin filters because she’s a fuckin nerd
  • also ? delia teaching the others how to play video games and somehow jenny is better than her within half an hour of playing
  • jenny, trix, patsy and deels are the salt squad
  • jenny is constantly coming up with really sappy nicknames for everyone and she uses them so often, everyone else just starts using them too
  • also pats and jenny are always fighting over where everything should be, no matter how small or boring it is- “i can’t believe you put the forks back on the left hand side, everyone knows they go to the right of the knives” “that’s stupid, they should go on the far left so it’s in alphabetical order” “but when you hold a knife and fork, the fork is in the right hand so it makes more sense for it to be on the right side of the cutlery drawer!”
  • “hey jenny can you get me x?” “no” *does it anyway*
  • delia, cynthia and jenny spamming the group chat with memes
  • cynthia always changes the group name to the most recent inside joke
  • everyone’s always bumping heads while trying to fix their hair in front of the mirror
Feels Good At First (Connor Murphy X Reader)

WC: 2098 

Warnings: Swearing, kinda angsty, bad puns 

Tagged: @lildipstick @bellasabb @ahhhhamilton @linslovelylocks 

Summary: The story of Y/N and Connor’s relationship, told via Train’s ‘Feels Good At First' 

A/N: I only used half of the song bc if I’d used the whole song it’d be wayyyy too long. Bonus points to anyone who picks up both my little Train references. Also, I apologise for the terrible pun I used for Y/N’s restaurant. I came up with it this morning and had to use it somewhere.  

Teach me to fall and I’ll teach you to sing, when life keeps stealing your melody. Around your finger, I’ll be a string.

“Connor Patrick Murphy! You never told me you could sing.” I said, ceasing Connor’s singing. His head whipped around to face me, like a deer in headlights.

“Y/N, what the hell?” Connor said, trying to cover his embarrassment up with anger.

“You never told me you could sing, Murphy.” I said, slightly more forceful this time. Connor’s cheeks went a bright pink colour, the air around us becoming slightly awkward.

“Mom put me in the church choir when I was little, ok?” He admitted after a period of silence, and my face contorted into a shocked smile.

“Oh my god. I’m just imagining you in that cute little blue robe they put all the choir kids in.” I said, bursting out into peals of laughter.

“Shut up! No one but my family knows about my jaded past, and I have a reputation to uphold.” Connor said, trying to sound professional, but this made me laugh even harder.

I pulled him into a hug, and I felt his tense body relax slightly. “Easy, babe. I’m not gonna tell anyone that big, bad Connor Murphy was a choir boy.” I said, rubbing his back soothingly.

He let out a resigned sigh, resting his chin on the top of my head. “Thanks Y/N. I love you.” Connor whispered, lazily wrapping his hands around my waist.

We stood there for a minute, content in the comfort of each other’s embrace. Suddenly, an idea popped into my head, and I untangle myself from Connor (much to his annoyance).

“I want you to teach me how to sing. You know, properly. With vocal warmups and shit like that.” I announced, and Connor quirked his eyebrows up.

“Really? I’m not exactly qualified to teach, babe.” Connor said, and I pouted, looking up at him with wide eyes.

“I don’t care that you’re not qualified. Qualifications are for people with too much money and even more spare time.” 

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Dina’s Fun Aunt Holiday Bonus Part 2 (Trixya) – Ellen Thwoorp

Summary – Their first day at the resort is a rollercoaster. There’s ups and downs but they come out of it wobbly but happy. Katya makes friends, some she wants, some she doesn’t. But no matter what happens shes happy to end the night with Trixie.

A/N: I’m sorry this is late but I thought I’d finished it, reread it and hated it so it’s had some work done. I hope you enjoy it. Did somebody say 1/3 smut? Because that is factually accurate.

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By The Willow Shade

TITLE: By The Willow Shade

CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: Chapter 12

AUTHOR: MaliceManaged

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: Imagine being a witch (on Earth) and accidentally summoning Loki. He gets angry and confused, but ends up actually liking your company and teaches you more magic.

RATING: T

NOTES/WARNINGS: Some thinly veiled rape threats, because some people are just the worst.

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    There weren’t many choices in life that Willow regretted, but her latest one was certainly one of them. As she ran through the streets of Asgard, trying not to collide with anything or anyone, she wondered what in all the worlds had possessed her to do what she had.

    It had begun harmlessly enough; she’d woken up, taken a bath and had her breakfast with Loki as usual, and then decided that she wanted to explore the palace after her first lessons. Loki hadn’t been too happy about her wandering alone, but there really wasn’t much of a reason not to let her aside from his own general worries that he wasn’t about to tell her of; she’d never let it go if she knew. Most of the people she passed by eyed her curiously - and some of the noblewomen frowned at the loosely-fitting green tunic (that she may or may not have stolen from Loki and altered to fit her) and the black jean shorts she wore - but otherwise paid her little mind; the guards only bothering to acknowledge her when she tried to go into rooms that were off limits to the general public.

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Gods and Monsters | Negan x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, FLUFF, Pre!Apocalypse, Mentions of vomit, Sad OOC Negan (Sorry)

Words: 1,973

Summary: Set in the pre!apocalypse and post!apocalypse. The reader is with Negan and they live out their lives, Negan is constantly stressed out but the reader is the only thing he has that makes him truly happy. Until one day the apocalypse breaks out whilst he’s at work, he has to understand what is happening and find the reader. However, overtime Negan changes - Will the reader still be able to see the same man she fell in love with so many years ago?

A/N: This is something I’ve always wanted to do but I’m only now getting round to it. If this is something people would like as a series then please tell me and I’ll carry this on! i’ve been writing this for a few days because I wanted to make sure it was good enough to post. I ALSO HAD TO CHANGE HOW THE OUTBREAK HAPPENED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THE STORY!

Negan is super OOC in this because it’s before the apocalypse and I wanted their to be a massive contrast!

Originally posted by negandarylsatisfaction

He’s such a fucking troubled kid. I just feel for him, you know? His mother doesn’t seem to give a shit about him and all he’s ever wanted is to feel important to her.” Negan said as he was resting against the headboard watching you take off your makeup, “He asked me if I could do anything about the situation but all I could say was no - unless he wanted the authorities involved.” 

Putting down your makeup wipes you turned to him and walked over to where he was. You sat next to him which made his head turn, “It’s not your fault babe.” You didn’t know what say to him to make him feel even a little bit better. You knew this was happening to the boy but you didn’t know that it deeply affected Negan the way he was showing you now. 

Sorry for ruining your night.” He sighed.

Your heart breaking into a million pieces, you rubbed your thumb slightly on his cheek and shook your head, “You would never ruin my night, okay?” 

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