someone take me back there

PENALTY GAME
yugi’s shirt and leather pants: become a crop top and capris
joey’s t-shirt and jeans: become the powder-blue hell that yugi now lives in

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time

anonymous asked:

Do you think that if at any of the parties they are having, if any guys get handsy with Yuri, BOTH JJ and Otabek are on them like angry wolves? lol (Just sayin, cause Yuri is very pretty and how can other guys resist touching while being drunk at a party)

TOTALLY

100%

Yuri’s too beautiful, his attitude can be terrible but so many come to the parties just to see him. So whenever some girl or guy is getting handsy, Undercuts are glaring daggers across the room, or swooping in. This doesn’t just happen at the parties either - at the diner Yuri works at, he hustles for those good tips but sometimes there’s a creep who gets too handsy and if JJ and Otabek are in there (they sometimes like to drop in while waiting for Yuri to finish his shift, grab a bite to eat), they’re over there in an instant if Yuri’s smart mouth doesn’t scare them off the first time :’)

  • casting director: so do you have a monologue prepared?
  • me: yeah.. hey, can i borrow your chair?
  • casting director: i guess..?
  • me: thanks. *sits down, placing hands in lap* oh, can i borrow someone's notepad too?
  • director: sure..
  • me: thanks again. *sits back down, taking position with notepad in right hand and inhales*
  • have you prayed tonight, desdemona

Something happened about “8 or 9” minutes ago…

A facken’ Earthquake here?! Everything’s facken’ swaying left to right, oh gosh i hope this won’t get any worse!!!
Before a facken’ Volcano erupted & now another earthquake?!

I STILL WANNA LIVE!! (even thou i really wanna die) BUT I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO LIVE FOR!!! *ahem* stop should stop this drama… hope no one gets hurt… there is still some after shocks right now but i dun give a Fack? Maybe? Lol!!! *dabs out* Was facken’ overreacting about this shi– didn’t i?  ̄ε  ̄

Knowing You, Ch 12: Enough

You framed it?

It’s no more than a whisper. He’s cautious. Hesitant to be the one breaking the silence, but it seems that he’s no longer able to stand the awkward tension permeating the link.

Keep reading

more texts for you bitches [pt 2]

angsty af texts

[text]: I’m not talking about this with you anymore I am so mad
[text]: So you decide to treat me better AFTER you break up with me…yeah, no. Not gonna happen. Lay off.
[text]: FYI telling a person to calm down is about the LEAST productive thing one could do!
[text]: Do you seriously have that little respect for me?
[text]: You’re a piece of shit.
[text]: Take a hint – I want nothing to do with you.
[text]: I hate that bitch.
[text]: I don’t think this is how you treat someone you love
[text]: You have to take me back. Please.
[text]: I don’t like to leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and insecurities.
[text]: It’s like you didn’t even realize what you said was immensely fucked up.
[text]: I also broke up with my [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other] tonight
[text]: What does it say about my self-esteem if I continue this?
[text]: I just don’t really feel like being your secret.
[text]: I just feel like no matter what I say it’s not correct
[wrong number text]: I think I’m gonna break up with [your muse]…I’m done.
[wrong number text]: [Your muse] just pissed me off so much.

flirty af texts

[text] Well, let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It’s every girl’s dream.
[text]: I’m sorry I asked to make out with you last night
[text]: So you don’t remember asking if you could kiss me?
[text]: Is it gay if I had sex with a guy during a threesome?
[text]: You have to love more than my vagina to be boyfriend material
[text]: I get nervous saying so in person, but I thought you were pretty adorable
[text]: Good morning. It’s [your muse’s name], the cutie you met on Tinder.
[text]: If we’re both single by the time we’re 30, let’s elope.
[text]: You’re not single, are you?
[text]: I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
[text]: Here’s an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
[text]: Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that’s not winning at life idk what is
[text]: Hey so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend?
[text]: We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers…so that’s how my Thursday is going
[wrong number text]: Do you think [your muse] would say yes if I asked them out for drinks?
[wrong number text]: Holy crap [your muse] is fucking hot
[wrong number text]: To quote Rachel Green, [your muse] is so pretty, I could cry
[wrong number text]: I could never talk to [your muse] … [he/she/they] is so cute I’d be so embarrassed.

friendship af texts

[text]: You didn’t choose the taco life. The taco life chose you.
[text]: Your Snapchat story was solely footage of stray cats and whiskey shots
[text]: I’m eating pizza in the bathtub
[text]: I got high with a cute stranger. But [he/she/they] has a [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other]. Sad.
[text]: Dude [he/she/they] must have been cute to get you to smoke with [him/her/them]!
[text]: If he’s into you and he’s got a girlfriend, what does that say about his character?
[text]: I’ve been out with this guy twice and no kiss!
[text]: I’ll eat brunch alone. No ones good enough when you’re not around
[text]: Anyone coming over I expect to be here by 8. There’s cake.
[text]: I’m masturdating. Going out alone! For fun.
[text]: Is it rude to send him a “Happy Birthday I Hope You Finally Get an STD” text?
[text]: Some guy tried to give me a high five out here and when I denied him he called me ugly
[text]: Please stop putting yourself down I hate when you talk badly about yourself
[text]: If you’re having problems, don’t worry about mine. You’re your own priority.
[text]: You should just dump [him/her/them] and move on.
[text]: I’ve had so many people in like the past week tell me they were closing on or saving for a house…I’m just like, have fun with that
[text]: You might have a house but I just spent hundreds of dollars on highlights so who’s really winning here
[text]: He was so cute, it was a shame it didn’t work out. I loved his face and his penis
[text]: You also look amazing in that pic I can’t stop looking at it lmao
[text]: As soon as I saw [he/she/they] asked me out for drinks, I was like aw fuck
[text]: Your mom is drunk at the bar

Saw this gif of Michael Fassbender and honestly, I’m nearly pissing myself imagining Seb coming to bail Jim out of prison as his “defence lawyer”

Jim would be so insulted. Why Seb? a pinstripe suit, A HOT PINK SHIRT AND LEMON TIE?? 

fashion.fucking.disaster. Someone call the police. It’s a crime against society.

“OFFICER! TAKE ME BACK TO MY CELL!!” “Jim! don’t be an idiot!”

i got a stuffed raccoon and named him ben 

what animal should i get to name sammy

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s be here now, cause everybody, all of us, me included, we all try to live later on, or before, or not, we just don’t live now a lot of the time and it’s really annoying. So why don’t all of us just appreciate the moment? What I mean is, let’s have five minutes where it’s us and you, and no phones.
—  Matt Healy | The 1975 @Amsterdam 01/04/2016