someone should write this fic

can you imagine if we ever got to see our ladies training together?? picture it.

- a steady green glow emanating from the walls to put kara at a level playing field with the others. 

-alex and sara sparring, both in sports bras and dripping with sweat because neither of them is willing to bow out.

-maggie cheering alex on and telling her to kick sara’s ass.

-sara showing alex some new moves because yeah alex is a total badass, but sara is still a literal assassin.

-and oh jesus. can you imagine the salmon ladder?? alex doing the salmon ladder?! and poor maggie. just drowning in a puddle of her own drool while she watches.

-and then lena walks in because she was helping winn with some science thing and wanted to say hey to kara before she left.

-so she walks in the training room only to be slapped in the face with kara’s shoulders and back muscles flexing while she jumps up the salmon ladder.

-lena literally can’t even form words until she hears maggie walk by and snicker, “breathe, luthor.”

-and kara must’ve heard her come in cuz she jumps down and runs over still panting from the exertion and doesn’t seem to notice the red in lena’s face.

-so she acts cool and says “hi” and “bye” and is almost out the door when she remembers kara can hear her heartbeat and that she wasn’t actually fooling anyone.

-kara blushing as she goes back to training because she knows how hot lena is for her.

-sara coming over like, “so you tap that yet, supergirl?” and kara bumbling like an idiot because how did she know that’s literally all she ever thinks about??

-okay and maggie and alex at the shooting range? competing against each other and alex is furious because, unlike pool, maggie is a total dead shot and keeps. beating. her.

-maggie coming up behind alex all like, “here let me help” and adjusts alex’s arms but when she moves her hands to her waist alex completely loses her focus and misses the target so they just makeout instead.

-sara attempting to show kara how to throw knives but kara would rather just watch her do it so she starts showing off.

-someone having to resuscitate me because i would die.

anonymous asked:

Number 8

8. A “Spin the bottle” kiss


Dex had known this was going to be a disaster going into it. 

It was the last Kegster before midterms and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world, trying to get as shitfaced as possible in preparation for the next two weeks of all-nighters. Jello shots were demolished, red solo cups littered the floor, and tub juice flowed freely through the Haus. Everyone was buzzed, and even though Dex didn’t normally like to drink too much at parties, he was steadily approaching “tipsy.” 

That was the first mistake. The second was letting Nursey rope him into a game of Spin the Bottle. 

He’d always sucked at games of chance, and now he was going to have to kiss Nursey, who would probably never let him live it down.

“I regret this party, I regret this friendship, and I regret this,” Dex scowled.

“Yeah, but you’re going to have to kiss me anyways. Suck it up, Poindexter.”

“You suck it up.” 

Nursey rolled his eyes, “Jesus Christ, why does everything have to be an ordeal with you?”

Dex could feel the nervous tension in his stomach build, souring the shots he’d let Holster talk him into taking. “Well, why did you force me into playing thi-” 

Nursey’s mouth was enough to get Dex from feeling like he was flustered-tipsy to feeling like he was devastatingly-drunk. He couldn’t even care that Nursey had interrupted him, as long as they stayed exactly where they were and Nursey was pressed warm and soft and insistent and-

Okay, He was pretty sure that was a wolf-whistle. 

He broke them apart. Nursey rolled with it good-naturedly, but his hand didn’t move from Dex’s back. 

“You kiss like a fucking exhibitionist,” Dex said, listing into Nursey’s side against his will. 

“Yeah?” Nursey said, spinning the bottle, then turning to face Dex. “Well you kiss like you liked it.” 

Dex snorted, leaning away from Nursey. “You wish.” 

“Chill, dude.” Nursey said as the bottle slowed to a stop in front of a brunette. He smiled like the cat that caught the canary when she started making her way across their group’s loose, lopsided circle towards him.

Dex got up to fill his drink. If he didn’t come back to the game, that had nothing to do with how much he didn’t want to see Nursey kissing other people.  

Ideally Prince Lotor should be bi/pansexual and just casually be hitting on all the paladins all the time. Middle of a battle? Flirt with Lance. During a head-to-head confrontation? Hit on Keith. In the middle of a “warning message”/threatening video? Recite a terrible poem to Allura. Seriously, just imagine the potential here!

Imagine the classic “Dazai and Chuuya fucked each other on a regular basis when Dazai was the mafia and Chuuya had actual feelings for Dazai but Dazai didn’t reciprocate them” trope but one day Chuuya finds out that Dazai’s been sleeping with someone else too and gets really upset and hurt over it and confronts Dazai like “what the fuck Dazai why are you cheating on me?”

And Dazai says that he’s not cheating on Chuuya and that they don’t have a relationship/that their relationship doesn’t mean anything

So to get back at Dazai, Chuuya sleeps with Tachihara. But Tachihara has had a crush on Chuuya for the longest time and he later asks Chuuya to sleep with him again and then the more time Chuuya spends with Tachihara he ends up falling for Tachihara instead and then tells Dazai that he isn’t going to sleep with Dazai anymore

And then Chuuya and Tachihara get together and Dazai is super bitter about it, at first he thinks it’s because he lost his power over Chuuya but he later realizes that he loved Chuuya and misses him but can’t have him anymore bc Chuuya realized that he deserved better and is now with Tachihara, who will actually treat him right

Fics I will never write: 2/?

The Assassin and the Senator

In a time when anyone will do anything to get further, Armitage Hux is highly sought after; a sharpshooter with expert training, steel composure, and little conscious for others, he is one of the most deadly mercenaries in the galaxy. Preferring to remain covert, Hux works outside of distinction, keeping himself limited to underground circles, but when an unknown customer puts up 75 million for a job, Hux cannot refuse, and moves up to the political world where an illustrious senator by the name of Kylo Amidala becomes his next target. However, the assignment proves much more dangerous than Hux ever imagines when after infiltrating the ranks of his guard, the Senator himself takes a decidedly arousing interest in his would-be assassin, knowing much more than he lets on. As Hux is swept up in the enigma that is Kylo Amidala and the two grow closer, the stakes rise higher than ever before, making Hux question: when the time comes, will he be able to pull the trigger?

anonymous asked:

Um tell me more about the zimbits IKEA odyssey

Oh my God I had no plan for this y’all read my tags too well

Referencing this post, I just really loved the image of awkward-but-witty Jack Zimmermann becoming hopelessly lost in IKEA after being sent to find the perfect shelving unit or something idk, and he travels through the store on all these wacky adventures.

Meanwhile Bitty is chilling on their new mattress thwarting the advances of the lax bros by beating them all in arm wrestling contests or something. Telemachus is Chowder. 

Okay you know you have the ‘cold tiny who gets warmth from giant’ and while that’s all well and good (heck, makes some of the cutest fluff out there), what about overheated tinies? I want a tiny who sweats and feels fatigued, and I want the giant to try their best to help them, be it offer the guy some shade with their shadow, fan them off, relocate them to a cooler area, get the dude a bath, give them a sip from their waterbottle, anything really to help! Just, I need this.

passionate-fiction  asked:

Modern Rowaelin AU in which Aelin and Rowan are waiting in line in the bookstore, she forgot her wallet so he pays for her books and through that they become friends (or something more ;))

“Fuck!”

Rowan glanced to the woman at the register, frantically digging through her purse. Five minutes before closing and they were the last few people in the bookstore.

She was groaning while the cashier looked on with a line between his brow, clearly ready to go home and done with customers for the day.

“I swear I put it back in–” she was explaining quickly, rambling about cleaning out her purse and taking her wallet out and…

Rowan cleared his throat and set down the aisle. “Excuse me.”

The woman whirled to face him. Her hair was thrown up in a quick bun on top of her head, stray threads of white blonde hair falling around her face.

“You seem like you really want that book and it’s almost closing so it’s no problem.” He set his book on top of hers and reached for his wallet in his back pocket.

The cashier only took half a second to respond, probably just glad that he was taking care of it.

The woman, however, started to protest. “You really don’t need to do–”

His eyebrows rose and he nodded to her book the cashier was scanning. “You’re in here three minutes before closing, buying the last book in a series, obviously having rushed over to get it tonight.  I don’t mind.”

She bit her lip, brow furrowing. “You really don’t need to but… thank you.” She watched him hand his card over and then push her book over to her.

“On one condition, though,” he said, still gripping the hardback.

Her blue eyes flicked up to his, worry replaced with curiosity.

A smile spread on Rowan’s face. “When you finish, tell me how it was?”

concept: nat and bucky leaving smutty messages for steve on his fridge with magnets. sometimes it’s innocent like “bite my neck” but mostly it’s filthy. someone has to get steve to finally make a move after decades of pining and it sure isn’t going to be steve himself. he turns into 16yo blushing defensive ‘40s brooklyn steve when bucky scoots closer or stretches out and rests his head on steve’s thighs. after weeks of trudging to the fridge for a drink and finding things like “bury my head between your legs” he confronts bucky about it over toast and coffee like they’re just discussing the news.

bucky just sits back in his chair, says “haven’t you figured it out yet?” “figured what out? how to make bruce turn red when he visits? how to make pepper gasp? ‘cause I think you beat me to that, pal” he’s…not getting it. at all. so bucky pulls out steve’s chair and hauls him to his feet, kisses him with over 70yrs of pent up longing and well…steve buys more magnets after that. nat congratulates them both on finally having geriatric sex - “you’re welcome ;) “

When writing, I’ve always had a little trouble understanding “show, don’t tell”. How do you show something about a character, rather than just saying it?

I found something called the camera test. If you took a photo of your character, would a viewer be able to see the traits you want to tell them about, just from looking at the picture? If the answer is no, then those are the things you need to show.

Show that your character is smart, or dumb, or naive, or pretentious, or innocent, or rude. Don’t point those things out. Let the character’s actions speak for themselves.

Someone should write a fic in which Regina goes to find Emma in New York (without magic) and, as soon as she leaves Storybrooke, her real age catches up with her and she has to win Emma over as a lady “of a certain age.” Then, sure, when they go back to SB, she reverts to her younger self. Love my May-December romances. And I’m ridiculously bored at work today.

Originally posted by nitratediva

steve and bucky having to pretend to be honeymooners instead of steve and nat tho. holding hands and leafing through brochures while peeking over the others shoulder, wearing matching caps, stealing kisses when they’re about to be caught but accidentally getting caught up in them (steve realizing bucky actually does feel that way about him and always have). the two of them being so convincing that another same sex couple congratulates them and bucky can’t stop grinning. steve has to tell him to tone it down because they’re going to attract attention & bucky tells him he’s not pretending. in the midst of this shady and risky operation he’s happy. he’s in love.

it’s very hard to focus on the task at hand after that but easier to let that (very real) love show.

Headcanon

Dex used to play guitar in a small band that became pretty popular in his hometown.

Popular enough that he gets recognized all over town whenever he goes home.

Nursey tries to chirp him about it, but he can’t ignore how much he loves it.

so not only do the bunk doors not reach the whole way to the ceiling, but the adjoining walls between bunks have a gap at the top as well

here’s skye’s bunk:

and we know that skye shared a wall with fitz’s bunk

how much time did skye and fitz spend throwing random crap at each other through the gap?? how long did it take skye to work out the exact angle at which to throw something for it to land on his face?? how long did it take for fitz to design a paper airplane that could be trusted to land wherever he wanted it to?? how much and how quickly did this escalate??

but then, what about later? later, when their nights are plagued by nightmares and the demons of the past year; by dear friends plummeting through endless space and men with guns; by nosediving planes and alien drugs and so, so many near misses. later, when the sounds of pained gasps and heaving sobs are clearly audible at night, filtering through the gap between bunks. 

imagine them putting their finely-honed paper airplane building skills to good use, writing lewd, stupid notes or drawing dumb cartoons to send over the wall and cheer the other person up. imagine them figuring out a system, a codeword to write on the plane, a way of asking if they think they can get back to sleep or if they’d rather have some company for a while.

imagine fitz and skye using it to help each other keep the demons at bay.

someone should write hawke/varric fic where they have to get married for legitimate business reasons and nobody knows about it until one day the gang’s all sitting around in the hanged man having a drunken conversation and isabela’s like “what about you hawke, any plans to get hitched” and hawke’s like “heeeeeey i already am but it’s for PURELY PRACTICAL REASONS CONCERNING INVESTMENTS RIGHT VARRIC” and varric’s like “sure right there’s no way this is step twelve in my four-hundred part plan”

free! roadtrip headcanons
I wrote this at 1 am with my friend so that’s why there’s caps and enthusiasm.

•NAGISA WOULD BE THAT ANNOYING LIL FUCK WHO WOULD ASK “are we there yet?” EVERY FIVE SECONDS

•HARU WOULD SLEEP WITH A BLANKET ON HIS FACE THE WHOLE TRIP

•RIN WOULD BE THE ONE TO BLARE HARDCORE ROCK ON HIS IPOD, BUT HE WOULD HAVE A RANDOM TAYLOR SWIFT SONG OR SOMETHING

•MAKOTO OR REI WOULD BE DRIVING BUT RIN GOT AGGRAVATED THAT THEY WERE DRIVING SO SLOW SO WHEN THEY TOOK A RESTROOM STOP RIN TOOK THE KEYS AND WAS LIKE “nope. noPE WE COULD HAVE BEEN THERE AN HOUR AGO IF YOU SLOW ASSES WERENT DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT”

•RIN WOULD LIKE “I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE” BY TAYLOR SWIFT AND HE WOULD MAKE GLANCES AT HARU WHILE SINGING IT
•SOU WOULD HAVE HIS EARBUDS ON THE WHOLE TIME

•AT ONE POINT REI GOT SO ANNOYED WITH NAGISA THAT HE SLIPPED SLEEPING MEDS INTO HIS APPLE JUICE (let’s be real nagisa is a child we would drink it) AN D NAGISA WOULD GET HIGH INSTEAD AND IT WOULD BE THIS HUGE DISASTER AND BEING INTERRUPTED EVERY FUVE SECS WITH LIKE “rei chan u look like a rhino. m y rhino chan” or “that cloud kinda looks like your dick rei”

•REI WOULD ATTEMPT TO READ, BUT EVERYONE CROWDS HIS PERSONAL SPACE, SO HE LOSES IT

•SOU WOULD IGNORE EVERYBODY BUT HIGHISA WOULD BOTHER THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

•NITORI WOULD STARE AT RIN THE ENTIRE TIME

•MOMO WOULD TRY TO TALK TO HIGHISA BUT IT WAS MAKING HIGHISA TALK MORE AND STAY AWAKE LONGER SO AT ONE POINT THEY HAD TO STOP THE CAR AND CHANGE SEATS BC MOMO WOULDNT SHUT HP

•THEY WOULD FIND A RANDOM BODY OF WATER ALONG THE WAY AND JUMP IN

•AT ONE POINT EVERYBODY GETS KNOCKED OUT AND SO MAKOTO IS DRIVING ANF SOU IS IN sHOTGUN AND THEY WOULD TALK BUT RIN WOULD SECRETLY BR LISTENING TO THEIR CONVO AND RIN WOULD GET SO JEALOUS LIKE “why is my stoical bf warming up with makoto so much????? huh??!!!” AND LATER RIN WOULD GIVE SOU THE SILENT TREATMENT AND SOU WOULD BE LIKE “r u jealous or something” AND RIN WOULD BE LIKE [blushed cheeks] “NO!!!!” AND SOU WOULD TEASE HIM ABOUT IT ANF OH GOD THIS IS SOME BADLY WRITTEN SOURIN

•THERE WOULD BE A GROUP SONG AT ONE POINT

•AND ALL OF THEM WOULD BE SINGING EXCEPT SOU AND HARU WOULD BE MOUTHING THE WORDS BUT LETS BE REAL RIN TRIED TO ACT ALL COOL AND SAY “this is stupid” BUT WHEN TAYLOR SWIFT CAME ON HE SANG THE LOUDEST

•MOMO WOULD WANT TO STOP EVERY 10 MINUTES BC CUTE GIRLS

•NAGISA WAS SO HIGH HE ALMOST SHAT HIMSELF SO THEY HAD TO STOP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WHILE NAGISA SHAT IN THE HIGH GRASS. LUCKILY, MAMAKOTO BRINGS EXTRA TOILET PAPER AND HAND SOAP AND WATER BC HE KNOWS SHIT LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN

•RIN WOULD ATTEMPT TO CONVEY AN AURA OF ENERGY, BUT HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO FALL ASLEEP

• rin: “it’s only 10 o clock!!!! and you guys are tired!!! what a bunch of losers!!!!”
[10:30 pm]
[asleep]
haru: lame

•NITORI WOULD UPDATE HIS RIN BLOG

•AND NITORI WOULD TAKE AWESOME PICS OF RINS HAIR

•SOU WOULD SECRETLY BE WRITING POETRY

•MOMO WOULD WATCH INAPPROPRIATE YOUTUBES THE ENTIRE TIME

•AND LIKE NITORI LEANS OVER AND ACCIDENTALLY SEES WHAT MOMOS WATCHING ANF HE STARTS SCREAMING (this is when everybody’s asleep in the car) AND EVERYBODY WAKES UP ANF THEYRE LIKE “HUH WHATBHAPPENED?????!!!!” AND NITORI IS LIKE “NAH NOT HING HAPPENED AHAHA I THINK I SAW A BUG” BUT THEN NITORI WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SLEEP THAT NIGHT BC HE KNOWS THAT MOMO HAS A WEIRD SPANKING KINK

•WHERE WOULD THEY STOP TO EAT???? HARU WOULD WANT TO STOP AT A SKETCHY RESTAURANT ATTACHED TO A GAS STATION THAT SAYS “FRESH FISH: INTRODUCING MACKEREL SANDWHICH” ON THE SIGN AND REI WOULD WANT TO EAT SOMEHWERE WITH BEAUTIFUL FOOD SO PROBABLG FANCY RESTAURANT ANF NAGISA WOULD WANT TO EAT AT A FRICKIN CANDY STORE ANF RIN WOULD WANT RO EAT AT AN INDIAN STORE (it’s canon that rins favorite food is curry) AND SOU WOULD WANT TO EAT AT CHIPOTLE ANF NITORI WOULD AGREE WITH SOU BC SOU WAS GLARING AT HIM ANF MOMO WOULD WANT TO EAT ON THE BOARDWALK BC ALL THE CUTE GIRLS AND MAKOTO BBY WOULD JUST GO WITH WHATEVER CAUSED THE LEAST CONFLICT

•JUST. ROADTRIP HEADCANONS AJSLDLDLSLLSLFKDKAHAKDJDKSMALS