Wait until the lucky person is eating dinner on the special day
Show up at their house unannounced and greet them with “[your name], at your service” and just walk up in there and join them for dinner.
Have your friends show up one by one or in pairs and do the same (works best with at least 13 people, obviously).
Once seemingly everyone’s there and your friend is appropriately overjoyed yet horrified because they weren’t prepared to host guests, there’ll be a knock at the door and all of you will fall silent while one of you ominously says “he is here”, opening the door to reveal the final guest who should arrive with pizzas and/or cake.
Congratulations, you now have an actual Unexpected Party.
(P.S. Cosplay is not mandatory but highly recommended)
(P.P.S. At some point, you should all break out into song without warning, preferably to “That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates”)
No it's wa-ffle but with a british accent just get a video of dnp saying waffle
i dont see how waffle could be pronounced different than awful also how am i supposed to just get a video of dnp saying waffle i have no recollection of them every saying it and i can’t just hit them up and ask
bitch i have a job and NO thats not quick????? the fuck. today i was asked to send someone a video of me taking my socks off for 50 bucks and u BEST believe i did that shit. thats quick money. quickest 50 buccs i ever made. took me four years 2 get ONE degree, 1 year to get my masters dat AINT QUICK. … ..