someone send me questions

Honesty hour: Ask me anything and ill be 100% honest, all questions answered.

PUT A NUMBER IN MY ASK!” (all answered q will be permanently posted in my dash)

1.Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line

anonymous asked:

i dont really see how youre an asshole, ive never really seen you being rude in any of your posts, unless its to someone who was rude to you first

i feel like i used to respond kinda rude to anons a while ago but i started feeling bad about that so ive been toning it down cuz i started thinkin like, man, how awkward would it be if that was one of my friends on anon cuz they were too shy to ask that in person. like thats my biggest fear is someone from school sending a kinda annoying but overall harmless question, and me draggin em like a clown asshole for it

lazypinecone  asked:

I must ask, does your NIles!Kana eat Felicia/Hinoka/Setsuna's cooking often?

im fucking tired of saying this y’all

IF UR NON BLACK DONT USE THE FUCKING N WORD

i dont care if ur friend is black, if ur partner is black, if u have a black relative who was married into ur family, just dont fucking do it.

ur friend gave u a pass??? idc. ur exotic??? still not for u. ur darkskinned but not black??? i dont give a shit dont say nigga 

only black people can reclaim that word as it was A Slur (which some of yall dumbasses dont understand) and used to hurt people and systematically oppress them To This Very Day 

tldr; if ur nonblack and u say nigga i will end u

Lava

Summary: In which Bucky is a volcano and you save him from extinction. 

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2,651 (Lyrics included)

A/N: This is for @sincerelysaraahh ‘s Month of Fairytales. My prompt was based off of the Pixar short Lava.

Shoutout to @avengerstories for being my Right Hand (Wo)man (*cue the Hamilton cast singing this to you*)

Originally posted by ronesweasley

Originally posted by movieclipsdotcom

Before college started, you were the kind of girl who was in bed by eleven, twelve at the latest. Then you moved to New York and suddenly, that wasn’t the case anymore. In the city that never sleeps, you weren’t sleeping either.

On this particular night, you’re in the middle of writing a paper when you hear something out of the ordinary. At first, you ignore the disruption because, as you have been forced to learn very quickly, in New York strange things happen on a regular basis. However, you lose your train of thought and your fingers freeze over your keyboard. In the handful of seconds that it takes to conjure up your next sentence, the sound you heard earlier floats in through your window.

I have a dream I hope will come true

That you’re here with me and I’m here with you

I wish that the earth, sea, the sky up above

will send me someone to lava.

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Peter Parker/Deadpool: No Heroes Here

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |

Peter wanted to pinch himself. Needed to pinch himself, really. His brain was shouting at his arms and fingers to move, but his body was reacting like his brain was on mute. 

Perhaps it wasn’t that his brain had been silenced, but that his thoughts were being drowned out by a fast-talking mercenary dressed in red and black, who just a few weeks ago had been causing trouble for the Avengers. 

Deadpool. Deadpool was standing outside his apartment and was babbling like they were best friends. 

Peter really needed a pinch right now, or a slap. 

“So anyway,” Deadpool took a deep breath and reached into his utility belt. He pulled out a dripping chimichanga with a candle stabbed into the middle of the delicious smelling, albeit slightly worrisome, dish. Deadpool grinned with so much pride and joy, Peter could see the smile through the mask. “Happy Eighteenth Birthday, Baby Boy. I’m so glad you’re finally of legal age.”

Deadpool grabbed Peter’s hands and slapped the chimichanga down into Peter’s open palms. “It also means we finally can do our official team up! Spider-man and Deadpool.” 

“What?” Peter finally found his voice. “Why would I–I mean–why would you want to team up with me? Also, did someone send you here to kill me?”

Deadpool scoffed and waved away Peter’s question. “Kill you? I love you! I mean, sure, I did try that maybe once or twice, but those were different universes, and to be fair, in one of them I didn’t know you and Spider-Man were the same guy. I thought you were a corrupt business man who totally deserved a bullet in the head.” 

Peter gripped his apartment door and mentally calculated the odds of success if he were to try to shut the door on Deadpool and lock the guy out. Peter had a sinking suspicion that even if he could slam the door and lock it before Deadpool could stop him, Deadpool would find a way into his apartment, and in that scenario he’d be pissed.  

A happy sociopath is better than a pissed off one, right? 

“Listen, I think you’ve got the wrong guuuuu-” Peter almost swallowed his tongue when Deadpool shoved his face right up against Peter’s. 

Deadpool hummed in consideration as he examined Peter’s face. “Nope, I did my research. I know what you’re supposed to look like in this universe. This is it.” 

“Maybe you’re in the wrong universe then? Because you’re not making any sense to me.”

“Aw, come on, Spidey. I know I’m still going through my unaliving phase, but I always do so much better when you’re around. That disappointed pout of yours really makes a guy want to change his ways.” 

Peter opened his mouth to protest then stopped. He was baffled and terrified, but a few things stood out among all of the crazy Deadpool was spewing. “I’m not Spider-Man.”

Deadpool threw his head back and laughed. “Good one, Spidey. I know you’re still doing small fry stuff, but your super hero debut is coming.” Deadpool swatted Peter on the shoulder. 

Peter didn’t think Deadpool had super strength. Nonetheless, the guy had more than enough muscle to do some damage in a fight, or do some damage when slapping a nimble eighteen-year-old on the shoulder with unrestrained strength. 

“Ouch! What the hell man!” Peter covered his abused shoulder and hunched away from Deadpool. 

Deadpool gawked at Peter. “Shit. You’re either a wuss, or you really aren’t Spider-Man.” 

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someone send me asks. but personal asks. ask me questions about people or what ive been through or something cmon just ask me questions get to know me. I need a distraction.

jenerallymarvelous  asked:

OK SO. Hanamatsuiwaoi. For each of them, what are their 'lines' that the others know not to cross? Did anyone them find out the hard way?

i’m so sorry this took so long to answer! I just got home ;^; I am also sorry that it got kind of long?? I hope these are good enough answers…

Okay so~

Hanamaki- If they mention his dad he gets really defensive because he really doesn’t like to think about him and relive his past. They know it’s a sensitive subject so they know not to cross that line. One line to never cross as well is to mention his depression or anxiety, and say something along the lines of how that makes him weak. Like, one time, Iwaizumi and him were fighting and Iwa just went “At least I don’t freak out over every little thing that goes wrong!” And Makki just froze because, like, it’s not his fault he does? So he kinda went silent, turned around, and walked away and Iwaizumi suddenly realized what he said and he felt SO bad- because he knows it’s not Makki’s fault that he’s that way. 

Matsukawa- I have been sitting here for like five minutes trying to come up with something? I even asked my friends??  And all I can think about is that the only line they should not cross with Mattsun is stealing his hamburg steak. Like Makki tried once and all Mattsun did was stand up and give him this look and Makki never tried again. (my friend said that you should never tell him his memes are shit im crying)

Oikawa- so they never ever ask why he stays up late, they know not to cross that line, because they know staying up late is his way of coping with something. He stays up to think things over and to be alone (tho he won’t complain if one of them sits down with him and snuggles with him in silence) They never ask why he stays up, but they will force him to sleep if it goes on for too long. They will ask if he’s ready to tell them, but they never will pressure him to tell until he’s ready. Because they made the mistake of asking one time when he wasn’t ready and he broke down crying bubbling out sentences that didn’t make sense. 

Iwaizumi- Never mention his height. They have all made this mistake more than once. Oikawa got ignored for three hours and got a punch to the shoulder when he did. Matsukawa did once and Iwaizumi karate chopped him in the stomach and ignored him for two hours. Hanamaki got punched when he did (tho Iwaizumi saw the fear flash in his eyes and he never hurt makki again bc he realized too late what he just did) he didn’t ignore makki because he had to apologize right away for hurting him, but since that incident, Makki never makes fun of his height again. (Mattsun and Oikawa still do and get ignored for it) ((thank u to my friend I had a hard time coming up with Iwaizumi’s omg)