someone put a baby in me

I have been a childcare professional for almost six years and been a parent for ten.

Whenever someone says that children are too young to learn about ‘gay’ stuff, I practically die laughing because, ladies and gents:

I have seen small children do WAY more stereotypically ‘gay’ stuff than straight without a care in the bloody world.

I have seen little boys happily put on dresses, kiss each other, hug, take care of babies, expertly put a nappy on a doll and be completely unafraid to cry when they’re hurt.

I saw two little boys being Dads and when one of them asked me ‘Can you ask one of the girls to be the Mummy?’ I replied ‘Well, some houses have two Dads, why don’t you guys have two Dads?’ and THEY SHRUGGED, NODDED AND WENT OFF TO PLAY TWO DADS.

I have seen little girls declare loudly they will marry their best friend, marry two dollies together, play house with two mums, build aeroplanes out of lego, get angry and love dinosaurs.

Why? Because they don’t give a shit what you think and they haven’t been told any of this is ‘wrong’. Maybe none of these children are gay, but the fact that they think- KNOW- that this stuff is just stuff and any basis in gender or sexual preference is completely arbitrary, is so important and it gives me so much hope.

Also, I asked my daughter if she wanted to marry a boy or a girl, she said girl.

Because it’s an option. So there.

‘  all around the world girls will be girls  ’
‘  all i need is someone to love  &  tonight it’s you  ’
‘  all i wanna do is make love to you  ’
‘  and baby, talk dirty to me  ’
‘  can you, my darling, can you picture this?  ’
‘  dig if you will a picture of you  &  me engaged in a kiss  ’
‘  don’t come around here no more  ’
‘  don’t dream it’s over  ’
‘  don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now  &  i could put you back there too  ’
‘  don’t give me no lines  &  keep your hands to yourself  ’
‘  don’t go away mad, just go away  ’
‘  don’t wish it away, don’t look at it like it’s forever  ’
‘  don’t you forget about me  ’
‘  don’t you want me, baby?  ’
‘  even then i knew i’d find a much better place, either with or without you  ’
‘  every now  &  then i fall apart  ’
‘  every now  &  then i get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears  ’
‘  everybody dreams of angels  ’
‘  girls just wanna have fun  ’
‘  heaven isn’t too far away, closer to it every day  ’
‘  hey, little sister, what have you done?  ’
‘  he’s been knocking, he won’t leave me alone ’
‘  hold me now ’
‘  how am i supposed to live without you?  ’
‘  how could our love be so blind?  ’
‘  how do i get you alone?  ’
‘  how i love the way you move  &  the sparkle in your eyes ’
‘  i can’t believe you’re gone  ’
‘  i could never steal you from another  ’
‘  i didn’t want to see you go  ’
‘  i don’t belong to you  &  you don’t belong to me  ’
‘  i don’t know why i did the things i did  ’
‘  i don’t know why i said the things i said  ’
‘  i don’t wanna lose your love tonight  ’
‘  i don’t worry about nothing, no, cause worry’s a waste of my time  ’
‘  i guess it would be nice if i could touch your body  ’
‘  i guess that’s why they call it the blues ’
‘  i haven’t been there for the longest time  ’
‘  i just wanna use your love tonight  ’
‘  i know this much is true  ’
‘  i met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine  ’
‘  i need you more than ever  ’
‘  i never really cared until i met you  ’
‘  i never wanted to be your weekend lover  ’
‘  i only want to be some kind of friend  ’
‘  i pretend you still hold me  ’
‘  i really didn’t mean to hurt you  ’
‘  i remember you  ’
‘  i see your true colors shining through, i see your true colors  &  that’s why i love you  ’
‘  i still love you  ’
‘  i think we’re alone now  ’
‘  i wanna new drug  ’
‘  i want your sex  ’
‘  i won’t forget you, baby  ’
‘  if i could turn back time, if i could find a way, i’d take back those words that hurt you  &  you’d stay  ’
‘  if this ain’t love, you better let me know  ’
‘  if this is it, please let me know  ’
‘  if we blame it on anything, let’s blame it on the rain  ’
‘  if you fall i will catch you, i’ll be waiting time after time  ’
‘  if you want my love, you’ve got it  ’
‘  if you’re lost you can look  &  you will find me time after time  ’
‘  it’s a nice day to start again  ’
‘  it’s such a shame our friendship had to end  ’
‘  it’s the same ol’ ball  &  chain  ’
‘  it’s the same ol’ situation  ’
‘  i’ll be gone in a day or two  ’
‘  i’ll take my chances, i forgot how nice romance is  ’
‘  i’m going crazy, i’m losing sleep  ’
‘  i’m gonna keep on loving you  ’
‘  just one more night  &  i’m coming off this long  &  winding road  ’
‘  maybe i’ll be sorry when you’re gone  ’
‘  maybe i’m just like my father, too bold  ’
‘  maybe i’m just too demanding  ’
‘  maybe i’ve been hoping too hard  ’
‘  maybe you’re just like my mother, she’s never satisfied  ’
‘  my future’s so bright i gotta wear shades  ’
‘  no one will ever know how much i loved you so  ’
‘  once i ran to you, now i run from you  ’
‘  perhaps i should leave her, go far away ’
‘  she will play around  &  leave you  ’
‘  she’s got the looks that kill ’
‘  she’s the kind of girl you dream of  ’
‘  sometimes i want to give up,  want to give in,  i want to quit the fight  ’
‘  stay with me  ’
‘  tell her about it, tell her everything you feel  ’
‘  tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night without thinking you lost everything that was good in your life to the toss of the dice  ’
‘  tell me what it takes to let you go  ’
‘  tell me why can’t this be love?  ’
‘  tell me your troubles  &  doubts  ’
‘  the power of love is a curious thing  ’
‘  then i see you  &  everything’s alright  ’
‘  they could never tear us apart  ’
‘  things ain’t always what they seem  ’
‘  think of good tender things that we were working on  ’
‘  till now, i always got by on my own  ’
‘  too young to fall in love, guess we knew it all along  ’
‘  we are the youth gone wild  ’
‘  whatever you want, i’ll give it to you  ’
‘  what’s love got to do with it?  ’
‘  when i said that i love you i meant that i’ll love you forever  ’
‘  when i see you smile, i can face the world  ’
‘  where do we go now?  ’
‘  wherever you go, i’ll be with you  ’
‘  who knows how much further we’ll go on  ’
‘  why do we scream at each other?  ’
‘  words are like weapons, they wound sometimes  ’
‘  you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone  ’
‘  you feel so right  &  i could be wrong  ’
‘  you know i like my girls a little bit older  ’
‘  you know i’m a dreamer  ’
‘  you know there’s nowhere that i’d rather be than with you here today  ’
‘  you say i’m a dreamer, we’re two of a kind  ’
‘  you were the first to be the last  ’
‘  your love made me a prisoner, my heart’s been doing time  ’
‘  you’re all i need  ’

Christmas eve sex | Draco Malfoy x reader

You studied Draco’s face as he carefully opened your gift. His beautiful blue eyes, his pale skin, his soft blonde hair, his pink lips. Everything about him was beautiful. “Thanks dear, it’s a beautiful watch. Now it’s time for my present.” He said with a smirk. Confused you started unwrapping the package. A laugh escaped your lips as you saw what was inside. “Why don’t you go try it on, love?” He winked. “Alright, give me five minutes.” You quickly ran upstairs and put on the green and silver lingerie he had given you. Just as you laid down on the bed the door opened to reveal an already shirtless Draco. “Someone’s eager.” He bit his lip as he crawled on top of you, trailing soft kisses up your body. “I’m always eager for you baby. But you know, I don’t really like the lingerie that much you should probably take it of.” You connected your lips, feeling his growing bulge against your leg. He quickly removed your bra, his fingers slightly pinching your nipple as his other hand went down to the hem of your panties. You lifted your hips so he could take them of. Without warning you felt one of his long fingers enter you while he rubbed your clit with his thumb. You moaned at the sudden pleasure, arching your back. He added a second finger and you could already feel your orgasm getting near. You whined as he suddenly pulled his hand back. “Draco why’d you do that?” He laughed at the anger in your voice. “Patience, my love.” He said as he quickly got rid of his trousers and boxers. He slowly ran his tip between your folds. “Stop teasing and fuck me already.” He instantly slammed into you, giving you no time to adjust. He groaned, feeling your tight pussy around his long cock. “F-faster Draco, p-please.” You moaned as he picked up his pace. The sound of his balls slapping against your ass filled the room. You buckled your hips to meet his thrusts. One of his hands was on your breast, the other next to your head, supporting him while your hands were tangled in his hair and scratching at his back. Your walls clenched around him as you felt your high approaching. “Oh that feels so good.” Draco grunted. Seconds later you gripped his arm, releasing on his dick. He looked down, seeing his cock moving in and out of you, covered in your juices, sent him over the edge as he spilled his seed into you. He thrusted a few more times before he collapsed on top of your body, the both of you breathing heavily, his penis still inside of you. You softly played with the ends of his hair as he drew small circles on your hip. “Good thing I wrote Christmas eve sex on my wish list.” He said, rolling of off you and pulling you close.


“Whatever cracked out science thing you’re about to do, I need you to stop, and I need you to listen to me, because this is about Delphine. Somehow during Krystal’s misguided but oddly effective investigation, she found herself on the trail of Delphine. Now, she saw her get shot, and that’s bad. But, Cosima, she saw someone else pick her up. Delphine was alive when they took her away.”

today was the day my little sister blatantly showed me her little wiggly baby in a shirt that says ‘only child expires 2017′ and i was like ‘well that fuckin sucks lmao is ur kid like gunna get whacked or’

then within ten seconds of showing our gramma that shirt she put together that my lil sis n her boyfriend are having another little wiggly baby and im standing there like a jackass thinking someone had put a hit out on her current infant

More British Youth Memes

- Putting those gooey aliens in the microwave because someone said it would have babies.

- Everyone spraying their hair red on red nose day and it never coming out.

- Playing Crystal Rainforest instead of doing any actual work.

- ‘To me to you’.

- Learning that 'Come Outside’ was the actual name of the 'Pippin’ show.

- The constant struggle over how much a Freddo should be.

- Not being able to fit the whole Jaffa Cake in your mouth for the total eclipse.

- When tamagotchis got banned from school.

- When beyblades got banned from school.

- When crazy bones got banned from school.

- When you realised that you hated Bella from Tweenies.

- Running for the cutlery drawer and the tin foil when the Shiny Show came on.

- When you were made to cut up chocolate with a knife and fork while wearing a hat, gloves and scarf.

- Knowing what to sing when someone says 64.

- Begging your parents to go on Jungle Run.

- Respecting that kid who won Raven.

- Trying to guess what Neil was making before he was finished on art attack.

- Selling scoobies for 10p per go, 20p if it had beads.

- Brum is love…Brum is life.

- Wearing black pumps for pe at primary school and working it.

- Having wet break and getting out the box full of games that haven’t been played for 20 years.

- When bulldog got banned so you just renamed it…

- When most of your childhood toys ended up being exposed for being toxic.


I finally colored them. Because the “sketchy” one pleased me but I didn’t have enough of them. MY BABIES!

I also put the first version (fixed from >this<) and a GIF. I guess people could find this useful. Do not repost those anywhere, thank you.

Available on my >Redbubble<! 

💖 Valentine’s Day Playlist 💖

Some sweet, special songs to fall in love to. This playlist is entirely made of old tunes that WOC sing. Even if you’re gonna be solo that day, dream to this:  

💖 Fantasy- Mariah Carey  💖
💖  Be My Angel- Mazzy Star 💖
💖 Then He Kissed Me- The Crystals 💖
💖 I Put a Spell On You- Nina Simone 💖
💖 One In a Million- Aaliyah 💖
💖 I Feel Love- Donna Summer 💖
💖 Be My Baby- The Ronettes 💖
💖 C’est Si Bon- Eartha Kitt  💖
💖 I Will Always Love You- Whitney Houston 💖
💖 Love To a Stranger- Joan Baez 💖 
💖 Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart- The Supremes 💖 
💖 Temptation- Destiny’s Child 💖
💖 I Say a Little Prayer- Aretha Franklin 💖
💖 Nasty Girl- Vanity 6 💖
💖 This Girl’s In Love With You- Dionne Warwick 💖
💖 Anytime, Any Place- Janet Jackson 💖
💖 Smooth Operator- Sade 💖
💖 Where Do I Begin? (Love Story)- Shirley Bassey 💖
💖 Money Love- Neneh Cherry 💖 
💖 Say You’ll Be There- Spice Girls 💖
💖 Baby Baby Baby- TLC 💖
💖 I’ve Got To Keep My Love Warm- Billie Holiday 💖

anonymous asked:

hi i'd just like to remind you all that louis tweeted a recommendation to an album where the main single included the lines "so is it true did __ father a baby? i don't really think so if you asked me he don't like ladies. could've been harry. yeah i'll bet it was harry" and he also said, as someone who allegedly is haunted by larry conspiracy theorists, that the fans always put the pieces together and that they always figure out the meaning behind what he does.

The entire argument that “adults are your superiors” is such utter bullshit.

Being alive longer than someone else doesn’t give you superiority; knowledge does.
And taking a look at the baby boomers and the millennia born before us; there isn’t too much of that going around.

Adults are supposed to raise their kids to be able to face the issues of society and to have their own opinions. Forcing your kids to do whatever you want is about as close to the definition of insanity as you can get.

Let me put it this way: if you want the world around you to change and progress; you have to let it.
With adults forcing their ideals onto the next generation (IE: their kids), 👏 nothing 👏 is 👏 ever 👏 going 👏 to 👏 change.
With adults raising their kids and force feeding them their ideas and opinions and saying “no youre not allowed to think/do that” do you ever actually think they’re going to grow up?
They’re just going to be a molded preprogrammed machine, doing whatever it was that was taught to them without ever having a single clue as to why they’re doing it.

If you want kids to grow up, you guide them through life and you TEACH THEM, and you let them build their own characters, ideas and opinions. You dont force them to do whatever you want to create an army of “mini me’s”. That’s how you get kids that ‘rebel’ and 'disrespect’ because youre forcing them to do what you want and aren’t taking into consideration that they are their own person who doesn’t abide by your exact ideals.
That accomplishes nothing besides keeping the world at a constant instability and not allowing anything to progress and evolve.

So if anyone ever tells you that you have to listen to every your parents say, and do every single thing they want you to do, and that you aren’t allowed to say anything otherwise; fucking run.

Did anyone else have a rough day? I had a rough day. But I also got a special doujinshi package….

This doujin collection (plus one individual part which I may do a give away for because it was included in the collection) is about Jonathan and Dio living as a married couple and raising all the Jojos as little kids.


You read that correctly.

Johnny and Gyro are teens babysitting baby Joseph and Caesar, who get into battles.

Dio puts Jolyne in outfits for…some reason.

Kiddie Kakyoin and Jotaro use their stands to build sand castles

Dio comes home from a rough day at the office to Jonathan cuddles….

…and cuddles with someone else….



This doujin series, Love Family, is the most ridiculous self indulgent thing EVER. And it made my crappy day a little better, as does the Jojo fandom <3 Despite the poor quality pictures I hope it made some of you happy as well. If anyone is interested in me actually scanning let me know, particularly if it will yeild a translation!

Also paging infectedscrew because omg, weren’t we just saying that Jonathan is totally Team Mom? And queenamileena because DioGio ;________; Baaaaaaaaaaw those two (three, really) make me so happy!

Troublemakers/Criminal AU’s
  • I saw you struggling with that man so I ran over and knocked him out…why are you taking his wallet…omg I just helped you mug a person
  • You know the best way to steal a car is? Not taking the person you stole it from with you
  • I caught you stealing that person’s wallet but it’s okay I hate them
  • This is my first time egging someone’s house and I accidentally broke your window I am so sorry
  • Why are they putting bags of money in the trunk? why are you guys wearing masks? holy shit this isn’t a taxi cab
  • I saw you running and good job for getting fit but then I saw the cop run by too
  • I saw you taking candy from a baby and thought good that kid was annoying anyway
  • Why do you always break into my car yknow I don’t got anything in there
  • You caught me filling the principles desk full of pudding and asked what flavor it was
  • If you give me your bag I’ll give you my number
  • This totally isn’t your cat shut up
  • You figured out this isn’t a real gun but a BB gun but they still hurt like hell when shot in the face so hand over money
  • Is that…is that the neighbors confederate flag in our trash?
  • You keep stealing road signs and it needs to stop this dorm isn’t big enough for all of them
  • I thought you were just really secretive about selling oregano

I am addicted to the way you call me baby.
Addicted, to the way you tell me you love me.
To your voice.
To your eyes.
The way you talk so passionately about everything.
The way you laugh at my jokes.
The way you fall asleep on the phone to the sound of my voice singing to you.
The way you think I’m the greatest person in the world.
The way you can’t go a day without talking to me
The way you send me good morning texts and random texts throughout the day, just to see how I’m doing.
The way you make me feel.
The way you never fail to show me or tell me how much you appreciate me.
The way you don’t think twice when it comes to making me happy.
The way you always put me first.
The way you make me cry tears of joy simply because of how you make me feel.

Baby, you are everything. I did not think I could love someone this much, yet here I am, willing to give up everything for that one person.
For you.
I am addicted to you. And I never want to stop.

—  8:43 p.m. on a Sunday evening

i’m waiting for the day when i can write a poem called when you can’t find home about all the ways to survive, all the ways to get through; i’m waiting for this to be over so i can say i made it - and you can make it too

i’m ready to be Somebody; i’m ready for it all to be coming-up-roses baby, i’m ready to turn this pain in my chest into something really inspiring

i want to scream at the top of my lungs and call it art, but you wouldn’t understand. and i need you to love me, for a little while at least; i need someone to put this on, someone to give me some drive, something to write about, something to create about– i want to envelop myself in the things i love, in the music, in the art
i want to be drowning in creativity, i want to witness it turning tangible; i want to be part of something beautiful like that
something that not everybody understands

you don’t have to understand

But if that scene is John’s nightmare, think of what he’s probably witnessed up until that point to draw that conclusion. Sherlock texting at that baby shower? Yeah, he’s texting Mycroft because he can’t handle it (like at the wedding). But Mary sees him standing alone and texting, so when John hears her phone go off, she immediately says “It’s Sherlock. He’s been texting all afternoon”– the “me” implied. John is more than a little put-off by this. He approaches Sherlock, wine glass in hand, hurt at being left out. “So who are you texting? Someone important?” Sherlock panics, unwilling to admit he’s been consulting Mycroft at such a desperate time. “Just a case. Hardly worth explaining.” John’s fist clenches. “Right. Yeah. Okay.” He’s grasping for conversation topics. “Want any wine? Red? White? Anything you like?” Sherlock puts the phone away with a sigh. “Isn’t it a bit early for wine, John?”

150924-25 Kyungsoo accounts

150924 (username omitted at request): 

Someone I know who works at a broadcasting station tells me about Kyungsoo sometimes: “Kyungsoo has a baby’s taste. He eats well and always likes things like junk food or chocolate, candy, and jelly. He went to BR to get ice cream and ate it like a kid who had the whole world. He’s mature, but times like this he’s like a baby.”


I remember another thing the broadcasting station acquaintance told me about Kyungsoo: “Even though Kyungsoo puts up a silent face up front, behind he totally said that you guys (EXO-L) are cute and endearing and more than friends, and that he’s constantly grateful!”

If someone asked me to rate the EXO members in terms of who I like the most to the least, I would literally get anxiety. Like I love them all so much and so equally that I really couldn’t do it? Aside from my bias, whom I love just a smidgen more. But other than him I literally love them all with all of my heart? They’re all my babies. I’d feel awful putting someone before someone else and I’d feel even worse for the person that came last because I love that person just as much as the one that came first. I feel ridiculous for loving them so much. What has EXO done to me.

Honestly, being briefly pregnant, miscarrying very early, and now trying to conceive again has made me more pro-choice than ever before (and I was very pro-choice to start with)

Because this is stressful. It’s upsetting. Being pregnant is hard - and this was a baby I wanted deeply. I can’t imagine how it would be for someone who doesn’t want to or genuinely can’t raise a child at the end of it.

And I was lucky in that I miscarried early. So early it hasn’t been TOO emotionally devastating for me. I know for a fact if later in my pregnancy I’d learnt it was going to be lost anyway I’d have wanted the option to put an immediate end to my own suffering.

Being pregnant is difficult, emotionally, physically, financially. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone who doesn’t 100% want it.