someone please tell me what i did wrong

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#representation matters

    concerned meme

  • are you okay?
  • you don’t look so good
  • sit down, you look faint
  • have you eaten today?
  • please, just rest for a minute please
  • i’m worried about you
  • what the hell happened?
  • did someone do this to you?
  • what’s wrong?
  • how long has this been going on?
  • why didn’t you tell me?
  • i can’t not care about you
  • don’t tell me you’re fine. this is not fine
Next weeks Gotham Episode *SPOILERS*
  • Nygma: OSWALD HOW COULD YOU?
  • Oswald: WHAT ED WHATS WRONG??!!
  • Nygma: YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED ISABELLA! HOW COULD YOU KILL SOMEONE WHO WAS SO IMPORTANT TO ME!! DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO BE HAPPY??!!
  • Oswald: ED I DID NOT KILL HER
  • Nygma: OH PLEASE
  • Oswald: I SWEAR I DIDNT! I WANTED TO BUT I DIDNT!
  • Nygma: THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS BE HONEST WITH ME!!
  • Oswald: ED I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH I DID NOT KILL HER!!
  • Nygma: THAN WHO DID???
  • Oswald and Ed: [Slowly turns their heads to the side]
  • Victor: [Blowing at the tip of his gun]
  • Victor: What?
  • *Remus changing with his back to his friends*
  • James: wait- wait a minute. Remus, turn around for a second.
  • Sirius: What's up?
  • James: Pads just look at this okay
  • Remus: *Turns around* What?
  • Sirius: Woah.
  • James: Woah.
  • Sirius: Merlin's beard.
  • James: Remus what the fuck?
  • Remus: What? Is something wrong?
  • James: Peter come look at this!
  • Peter: What- *drops books* woah.
  • Remus: Could someone please tell me what is going on?
  • Peter: Your stomach...
  • Remus: Is something wrong with it?
  • James: You have...
  • Sirius: You have a sixpack?!
  • Peter: When did you think of telling us this?
  • James: You don't even do quidditch!
  • Remus: Oh that? Oh yea as a werewolf I have a larger muscle mass naturally. Its the wolf part you know.
  • Sirius: Well shit.
  • *Later that week*
  • Remus: Hey James.
  • James: There is no way you have a six-pack.
  • Remus: *sighs* Are you still not over this? *Lifts up shirt*
  • James: Well shit.
  • Sirius: Hey whats up?
  • James: Remus has a six-pack!
  • Sirius: Well shit.
  • Remus: I'm going to eat some chocolate.
  • Jean Asks Armin & Eren for Help on Asking Out Marco
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This request comes from @yonnie-boy 

yonnie-boy said: YO could you do Jean asking Eren and Armin for advice about how to ask Marco out? And Eren’s like “lol why would marco like a dickless shitmonger like u” and Armin is supper supportive and scolds Eren for being an asshat?



Script:

Look…if I could turn to anyone else, I would.

Why the fuck would I want to help you, Horseface.

Eren, shut up for once in your life. Jean…what’s wrong?

Nothing…nothing is wrong, exactly…actually…everything is…okay.

Then why did you come to us, which includes me by the way. Me. Your enemy. The guy you hate. Because he thinks your face is like a horse. Because it is.

Fuck you, Jaeger.

Wanna  dance, pretty b-

Eren! Jean, do you want to talk in private?

Yes please.

No, wait. Sorry, Jean. Go ahead.

*sigh* I…I like someone…but I have no idea how to tell them I like them.

Hmm…does his name rhyme with Barco?

W-wh…How…

Come on dude, it’s pretty damn obvious. You practically turn into a tomato whenever he’s in the room, and I think the tomato is more likely to speak. You obviously like the guy.

Is it…is it that obvious?

No, Jean, Eren’s just an ass. So, you like Marco, but have no idea how to tell him?

Y-yeah…

Well, I can think of a lot of different ways. You could just…talk to him. You could have someone else find out if he likes you. You could see how things play out themselves, or-

Hold up, Armin. I know just the guy who can help.

You do?

Yeah, let me call him up. *Le calls Marco* Hey. Horseface likes the crap out of you. Oh? Okay. Dinner Friday night? Sounds good. I’ll tell him.

W-What the fuck Jaeger!

He likes you. I don’t know why but you actually have a date this friday. You can thank me later. Wow, that was tough. All in a day’s work.

…Even I hate you right now, Eren.

If I’ve done or ever do anything to hurt any of you in any way, can you please, please tell me? I promise I don’t bite and if you need to use Anon, please do so. Knowing that I caused someone to take actions so they can’t see any of my blog’s stuff is really shitty since I don’t know exactly what I did wrong. I want to be able to correct my behavior if I can so that this doesn’t happen again.

Merry Christmas to @screws-gears-and-pasta​!!

Hi, I’m your santa from the Vocaloid Secret Santa event~! n__n Sorry it’s a little late, but I wanted to make sure it looked really good for you!

Since you said you liked KaiMei and also the theatre, so I took inspiration from that and drew Kaito and Meiko performing in a play…!! I don’t know much about plays personally though, so hopefully it’s fine.

But yeah! Happy holidays, I hope you like this and I also hope you have a happy new years! c: Oh, and just let me know if you’d like a version without watermarks.

(Characters [Kaito, Meiko] © Crypton Future Media
VOCALOID © Yamaha
Art © 2015 Siobhan/shevi-hime, do not use without permission.)

polymathema replied to your post “Here, Tumblr, have the first unedited, rough ~1100 words of what I…”

I like it when graves fucks up abysmally also the word “magelights” is amazing i love it so much tell me what they look like please

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the interpretation of him wherein he is not at all related to Grindelwald and was just essentially kidnapped and held hostage, but also I don’t think I have anything interesting to contribute to that. So I’m hoping to write him as someone who had some radical ideas of his own that Grindelwald was able to use to get Graves to willingly participate (at first). I mean, we know Grindelwald is great at manipulation because of how he interacts with Credence and we can infer he did something similar to Dumbledore.

The main thing is just trying to see if I can pull it off without making him unsympathetic. I’m probably going to have the same problem with Credence because I want to explore how he’s a person with a lot of pent-up anger (again because I don’t feel like I have anything interesting to contribute to the more prevalent interpretations of him).

(also I have made a note to describe magelights when I go back to edit. :B)

1. even when dating other people, i had to make sure you approved before moving forward. 

2. you’re still on my mind. 

3. you stole my heart and never returned it. i have nothing to give anyone else. 

4. it’s been a year and a half. 

5. we were friends for so long after the breakup. now i don’t even know if you’re okay. 

6. i’m stuck between wanting you back and wishing we had never met. 

7. how dare you leave me broken like this and not help me up. 

8. you know what? fuck you. i don’t need someone that doesn’t care. did you ever even love me? 

9. tell me what i did wrong so i can fix it.

10. i’m sorry. please come back. 
—  j.e.b. ((late night thoughts.))

so it’s my 21st birthday and while others go to vegas and party hard i’m here watching supernatural, being on tumblr, wondering where my life went wrong

also my parents gave me toilet paper as a present

After the Tyler Oakley Slumber Party Tour
  • Mom: Why was everyone screaming 'hummus'?
  • Me: ...well...erm
  • Me: there's like this story a fan wrote that sorta like involves hummus and it's just pretty iconic in our fandom and stuff...that's all
  • Mom: OMG EW TF SOMEONE WROTE SMUT WHERE THEY DID IT WITH HUMMUS???!?!
  • Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS WHAT???!
  • Mom: That's irrelevant.
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: so was it any good?
  • Me: WHY WOULD I READ SUCH VULGARITY, SUCH SIN?! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!
  • Mom: Oh please, i know what you mean when you tell me you're "just reading"
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: sometimes i wonder where i went wrong
Signs reactions to rejection.

Aries : “oh, okay. Hm. I’m calm..JUST KIDDING FIGHT ME.”
Taurus : “where is the chocolate? Really? I’m not kidding. That /will/ make me feel better. Guaranteed.”
Gemini : “SEE THE JOKES ON YOU. I never actually liked you.” *goes and cries about it on social media.*
Cancer : no one rejects you. We all love you.
Leo : “i wonder what’s wrong with their brain. that’s not my problem.” *spots someone else instantly.*
Virgo : “what did I do wrong? Please, someone just tell me. I’m just so unlovable, it’s all my fault.” *checks teeth and attempts again.*
Libra : “I’m gonna post a really hot selfie. Then shop. Then selfie again.”
Scorpio : “oh no, it’s okay. Move along.” *plots to ruin all of that persons future relationships.
Sagittarius : “haha their loss. I’m seriously the baddest bitch.”
Capricorn : “shit. I hope no one finds out that someone rejected me, that’ll look bad on my (relationship) resume.”
Aquarius : *snuggles stuffed animals.* “you will always love me, right? RIGHT?!” *strangles unresponsive teddy bear*
Pisces : “where are the drugs? Alcohol? Let’s play this off real cool.”

Matt daily thoughts

  • On Mello’s BO: you look great but when was the last time you took your leather to the drycleaners……..please…….if even i can tell you smell, there’s a problem…….don’t get me wrong you look great……
  • Using someone else’s computer: this is both physically and spiritually painful for me. doing this is against my religion. you have toolbars in your browser? you’re fucking sick.
  • Interacting with other human beings: why am i wasting my time doing this, i could be missing out on a new meme
  • Sees a girl: why are girls so hot what the fuck kinda cheat codes did god give them holy shit
  • Sees a nb person: i need to start a squad so they can be a part of it. wait do gangs count as squads. oh shit. i’ve been in a squad this whole time. 

[Sailor Iron Mouse says: Don’t be ashamed to ask others for help. Even sailor scouts need to ask for help sometimes] This motivation was inspired by events that happened to me today. So today, I made a stupid mistake. One that could have landed me in the hospital, but thankfully didn’t. I didn’t want to tell anybody about what was wrong because I was embarrassed and quite frankly ashamed that I did something so stupid. But you know what? I’m glad that I spoke up because that gave me the chance to receive some much needed support. No one laughed at me or yelled at me for what I did. Instead I was given kind words and advice and it helped me to realize just how much the people around me love me. So yeah guys, please don’t ever be afraid to say something if you have a problem. There is someone out there who cares, even if you don’t realize it.