someone needs to take me to the beach

okay, spill! something is different about you and i need to know. tell meee!” her friend says.
“i met someone… well started talking to someone, i guess,” she says with a slight smile. “he calls me beautiful and makes me want to smile. we were up all night just talking; he told me that he would love to take me to the beach and show me his favorite places he swears no one knows about. he said that i am absolutely breathtaking when i smile and that if it were up to him, he’d make me smile for the rest of my life just so he could see me happy,” her smile starts to fade.
“he sounds perfect, but you don’t seen convinced,” her friend frowns.
“he seems like an amazing guy, but it wouldn’t be fair to him if anything happened between us,” she looks down.
“not this again! this guy seems like the best guy for you, and he wants you! and yet you’re hung up on someone who doesn’t! he broke your heart!” her friend says frustrated.
“he didn’t break my heart, he turned it into a magnet that only connected to him.

Have you noticed that everytime they do something they think is too gay or that affects them too much they feel the need to go all ‘’no homo’’ on us afterwards ?

Today after the *boob grab* wheel ending they both pretended to be bothered by it. 

But I’m like… 

Originally posted by mansplainedmarxist

I mean, the prompt was simply : ‘’Link is a beached whale’’ 

It’s you guys who went form beached whale to chest rubbing and boob grabbing not me !

They act like someone forces them to do those things but …no one does!

I just find that real cute, and sad at the same time I’d just like to hug them and tell them ‘’ It’s ok, everything is fine, you don’t need to defend yourself for liking him and taking every chance you get on the show to touch him and experiment with him .’’

Besides it’s obvious that you both love it, you adorable idiots :)

Hot and Cold

Originally posted by samtheboyking

Pairing: LuciferxReader
Word count: 1,105
Warnings: Smut, swearing
Author: Brittiny
Requests: I combined two for this one!
Anonymous. Hello, love! Could you write a fluffy/smutty Lucifer x Sunburnt!Reader? Like when Luci finds out about the reader being sunburnt he tries to cool her down. This idea came from the fact that I’m currently sunburnt and need something(someone) to cool me down. Thxx love~
Anonymous. I’m not sure if you take requests but if ya do, maybe a Lucifer x Reader with the song Sick and Twisted Affairs by My Darkest Days ? Like maybe the Reader is friends and lives with the Winchesters but sees Luci in secret? <3 love the page!

“Let’s go somewhere warm, they said. It’ll be nice, they said. Beach! They said.” You grumbled, gently peeling off your shirt. Those fuckers had suggested hitting up the beach when you were done a hunt in Miami. You hadn’t even thought about your skin in the sun. You’d never really been sun burnt. Until now. That was the day before. Tonight they had figured a bar would be a good idea. You had wanted to stay back and try to get some time with your boyfriend, but you couldn’t get out of it. They didn’t know that you were seeing Lucifer. They had no clue that you didn’t bring men back to the motel because you didn’t need to. It was getting harder and harder to hide it, but the longer you waited, the worse it would be. He was like your drug, the secret that you were hiding from you closest friends.

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Mai Tais and Sex on the Beach? (Bartender!Dean AU)

Words: 1589
Warning: Drinking(?), smut
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Tags: @growningupgeek

“He was a dick anyways!” My friend’s voice floats over to me as she nudges me into the bar. “You need to meet a hot guy who’ll take care of your sadness.”

“Are you really suggesting me to bang someone as a rebound?” I look at her out of the corner of my eye, seeing her sly grin. “No!”

“I’m just saying, it always worked for me.”

“I- I just… No. That won’t be my mission. If it happens, it happens, but it won’t be my focus.” I mumble, making her cackle a laugh and clap a hand on my shoulder.

“I’ll leave you to it, I’ll see if I can catch some good fish somewhere around here.” She’s leaving as soon as she finishes the sentence, leaving me alone.

I slump on a bar stool on the counter, tapping my fingers on the wood.

“Hello there, what can I get you?” I hear a deep voice say, and I force myself out of my empty stare. As soon as I look up, I see a couple of bright green eyes looking at me and plump pink lips curved in a sympathetic smile.

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I am thinking of taking Bean to the beach today to meet a girl hamster, because he is lonely and he needs someone to love him other than me, because I think he is getting tired of me. But it will be difficult, I think, because you won’t just find girl hamsters alone, they do not own tiny hamster cars that they drive by themselves, they will be with their people, and it will be difficult because I will have to talk to them and talking to real people is not at all like talking to internet people because real people can hurt you.