someone needs to take me to the beach

Private Dancer NSFW +18

Private Dancer

Summary: After a long hard mission it’s always nice to come home to a little teasing and maybe something more.

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Reader, Marie Hill

Setting: Future

Rating: M for mature audience no one under 18 please. NSFW

Warnings: smut (wrap it if ya gonna tap it people), NSFW, PWP, daddy kink, slight Dom!Steve, language, mentions of being hurt,

Word count: 5,202

Notes: Written for @emilyevanston #kate’s cards against humanity challenge, I chose Making a pouty face. Also this is the first time I’m writing Steve smut so I’m very sorry if it’s utter crap. Happy reading.

Tag list:

Forever: @winters-buck @angryschnauzer @marvel-lucy @feelmyroarrrr @aquabrie@thetalesofmooseandsquirrel @supernaturallymarvellous @fandommaniacx

Marvel: @sebbytrash @ek823 @creideamhgradochas @marvelfanfichq @melconnor2007

 

“Any word on when Steve’s coming home?” You asked for what felt like to Maria the thousandth time but really just the tenth.

Rolling her eyes she knew you’re worried that Steve missed his last check in. Not that it meant anything but it could’ve and nothing good either.

“No Y/N there’s not,” sighing while raking a hand through her shoulder length brown hair. “I know your anxious for news but pacing my office isn’t going to help much but wear a hole in the carpet.”

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Request: Hi again! I was wondering if you could write an imagine where Farrier doesn’t get captured, but instead lands somewhere else in France and meets the reader? The reader only speaks a little English and farrier only speaks a little french but she tries to help him get back to the beach so he can go home and ends up falling for him along the way. Sorry that’s quite long, feel free to change up the little details if you’d like! Thank you so much!!

A/N: I’m sorry it took me so long to write this, it was a little challenging. Hope it’s ok :) xo

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He had meant to take his spitfire down over the beaches of Dunkirk. But when he spotted another Luftwaffe flying overhead, he couldn’t just leave his soldiers like sitting ducks.

So he had used the last of his fuel to shoot the plane down, his control giving out as a result of it.

Now he found himself surrounded by fleeing french civilians, having gone down just inside of the french barricade.

He wasn’t sure where he had landed, but he knew that he needed to get to the beach soon. From what he saw, the evacuation was almost over.

Farrier moved from civilian to civilian, attempting to find out how to get to the beaches. Some people just pushed past him, and others just watched him in confusion before shaking their heads.

He was beginning to lose hope of ever getting home, when a kind french woman noticed his struggle and came to his aid.

“Beach?” You spoke, catching the man’s attention. His first thought was that you were absolutely stunning, your (eye color) eyes staring up at him with concern. But then he shook himself out of it, knowing he needed to get to the beach.

“Do you speak English?” He asked you, eyes watching you intently. When he saw you watching him in confusion, he sighed. “I guess not.”

“Y/N.” You told him, pointing a finger to your chest. He watched you blankly for a moment, before realization dawned on his face.

“Je suis Farrier.” He replied, causing you to smile.

“Tu parle français?” You asked, to which he responded with a shake of his head. His french was the bare minimum, only knowing some to communicate with other pilots.

“I need to get to the beach.” He told you, eyes staying locked with yours. He then pointed to himself, and made the gesture for walking and said beach again.

“Beach that way.” You replied, pointing in the direction of the beach.

“Can you take me? Um, aller avec moi?” He attempted in broken french. You got the idea though, instantly agreeing.

“Oui. Par ici s'il-vous-plait.” You told him, grabbing his hand in yours and leading the way. It was going to take a few hours by foot, but you didn’t mind.

You had seen his plane crash, and you had been implored to help him. You never were one to leave someone in need.

The two of you made your way through the remnants of the towns, gunfire and bombs having tore the homes apart. You held on to his hand the whole time, the two of you communicating as best you could.

Occasionally you taught each other words in your languages, trying to break down the barrier.

He seemed like a really sweet guy, shielding your body with his when the occasional German plane flew over head. He also constantly had you laughing, something he loved because your laugh was beautiful.

You were both falling for each other, which kind of scared you. In the midst of this war, relationships didn’t seem to stand a chance. Neither of you wanted to become attached.

By the time you finally made it to the beach, he didn’t seem to want to leave.

“Come with me.” He spoke, looking at you with pleading eyes. There was something keeping him from leaving you. He didn’t understand it at all, but he knew he couldn’t let you go. He couldn’t watch you walk away.

“Quelle?” You asked, looking confused. His eyebrows furrowed for a moment, thinking of how to explain.

First he pointed to himself, then he pointed to you. When he saw you understand that, he did the motions again and pointed to the boats.

“La Grande-Bretagne? Avec toi?” You asked, realization coming to your face. When he nodded, you shook your head sadly. “Family.” You tried to explain. You had to find your family, you couldn’t leave them.

“Find them first, then find me.” He said, pointing back towards France, and then pointing to the sea.

“Family to La Grande-Bretagne?” You asked, and he nodded. “How find you?”

“British Royal Air Force. Comprende? Ask for me. Demande pour Farrier.”

“Ok.” You agreed, causing Farrier to smile widely. He pulled you into his arms, kissing your forehead.

“Good luck, soldier.” You told him, pulling away and kissing his cheeks.

“Au revoir, Y/N.” He responded, giving you one last smile before turning and walking towards the boats.

He wasn’t sure if he’d ever see you again, but he had hope that you’d find him. He had hope that some good could come from this war.

anonymous asked:

nya headcannons!! :D

I love her??

  • Jay: Nya I’m thirsty can you get me some water-
    Nya: *fires a huge jet of water right into his face*
  • She makes a body for Pixal again so she can date her because she’s like pls I need someone else who doesn’t make me want to roll my eyes so hard they roll out of my head
    • Please these boys are insufferable sometimes, they have so many stupid competitions and ideas honestly it’s a surprise they’re not dead yet
    • In season 5 when she says “can you even count the times I’ve had to rescue the boys" it’s because she literally saves their asses all the time from doing stupid stuff like “who can somersault off the higher branch of a tree and land in a split”
  • Loves the beach pls take her to the beach
  • Deceptively strong??
    • Nya: jay give me that pen I need it
      Jay: make me
      Nya: well yeet I guess *throws jay over the table*
    • 5’1” ounces of kick ass
    • Quads second to none
    • Her goal is to be able to give cole a piggy back up the stairs
    • If you want to find her she will be in the gym or sleeping surrounded by her only true friend which is food
  • Nya: I’m going on a date
    Kai: I thought you said you didn’t need to be in a relationship
    Nya: I don’t I want the free food
  • Super fast reflexes honestly you’ll be shook
    • You know those scenes in movies or whatever where someone will knock a glass off the counter and the person will catch it and put it back on without even looking up from what they’re doing? That’s Nya
    • Cole: nice work nya! *Goes to pat her on the back*
      Nya: *twists his arm and jumps on him* WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO TOUCH ME
      Cole: I’M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
    • don’t sneak up on her you’ll die
  • Everyone is like how do you have so much money?? And she’s like “it’s called self control”
    • She actually gets a part time job at a restaurant and she is boss and gets hella tips but she gives it up when things get busy with the team
  • She totally knew Lloyd was gonna end up being the green ninja, she was just waiting for Kai to exit his emo phase before she told everyone
    • Which is why she’s the one that went up to Lloyd with the weapons to test her theory
    • Nya: I taught Lloyd everything he knows
      Lloyd: when I was a kid you locked me in the cupboard one time so you could go be samurai-x you taught me nothing
    • No but for real her and Lloyd are bros cause she had to look after him so much
    • She was like ew why do I have to look after him but then as time went on she was like oh no he’s a sad bean?? With no love in his life?? *in a Tarzan’s mum voice* well, I’m going to be his mother now
    • She gets super proud of him all the time she’s like heck yeah that’s my son
    • Was probably like “if you don’t tell anyone I’m samurai-x you can hide in my mech when I sneak out and I’ll buy you a ‘pick n mix’ tub of sweets” and he’s like HECK YEAH
  • She just wants to have sleepovers and gossip and wear face masks so her skin stays flawless but she has no girls in her life :// and when she tells cole he’s like um I volunteer as tribute
    • So they have sleepovers every Friday where they can just chill and talk
    • “The only thing stopping me from killing you cole is the fact that I will have no one to hang with until 4am on sleepover and chill day”
  • Is often on the receiving end of the boys pranks but she takes it as a challenge to improve her ninja skills
    • The only thing she will NOT put up with is them touching her food or interrupting her when she sleeps just. don’t do it.
  • She has no memory of her family and yes she loves Kai, but she really wants a proper family? So when she meets the guys she’s really happy that she can have people to call family even if they are losers sometimes
    • But hey what else are brother’s for, right?
    • Hates seeing them sad cause she’s like you guys don’t deserve to be sad, so she’ll do whatever she can to cheer them up
  • “Nya do you like girls or boys” “I like bikes”
  • The guys are torn between “mess with our girl and we will 5 v 1 kick your ASS” and “lmao it’s not us you need to worry about she will wreck u”
  • You know those scenes in movies where they’ll go up to someone and go “give me all your weapons” and they pull weapons from every conceivable place and then just smile, and the person goes “I said all of them" and they’re just like fine and hand over their last secret weapon that’s hidden like behind their ear or something stupid? That’s Nya
  • Ok please don’t condemn her to hell or me but one time she did reenact the parting of the red sea like Moses did in the Bible
    • Look if you could control water you would do the same I’m sure
  • She asks jay to play one of his video games with him cause she’s bored and he’s like “bless don’t worry I’ll go easy on you ;))” and she’s like “haha ok” but jay is a fool. Jay forgets that Nya has Kai as a brother so of course she is going to have been playing video games her whole life. get wrekt jay.
  • “Would you like me to shave your legs for you”
  • Don’t get me wrong she’s not straight laced (ha), she makes loads of jokes at the boys expense and she’s all for it if they wanna include her in a prank on one of the others
  • She’s a mastermind
    • She has so many blueprints of vehicles she hasn’t and will probably never make because she doesn’t have the money
    • and also she needs another brain as genius as her
    • Zane is smart but he’s always like “there’s a 0.00076% chance of that working” and she’s like that’s high enough for me let’s do it
    • But Zane is a COWARD and won’t do it
  • *While doing her eyeliner* “I’m going to make my wings so big I can fly away from my problems”
  • She is anywhere and everywhere, she will just show up out of nowhere it’s spooky
    • She hears all you can hide nothing from her
  • Her hair is cut so straight it could slice someone and she said she did it herself the way Mulan did
    • Did she or didn’t she I guess we will never know
    • “Long hair obstructs my vision and I want to see the terror in my enemies’ eyes as they see me running towards them”

Ask me ninjago headcanons!

Prompto’s Adventures Pt3: Celebrity... or Serial Killer?

(whispering quietly, why am i like this? someone tell @numinoceur to make me stop writing…) 

There are several moments when Prompto tells himself that he needs to take a good step or two back. That he really, really needs to calm the hell down about Noctis. Date number two comes and goes. It’s a trip down to the beach, and they eat from a little seafood place near the water that sells pretty good fish and chips, then they walk along the beach. Prompto manages to keep his pants on through it, at least, though there’s a couple more of those really good kisses. And okay, maybe after the second date, Prompto has a date with his fist in the shower after, and it’s Noct’s name that he’s gasping out quietly as he spills over his own fingers.

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Ethan’s Workout Buddy

One time I mentioned a workout bit & people wanted it & here it is.

The warehouse was quiet as she entered, except for the clinking of weights across the room. She balanced two Chipotle bags and drinks in the her arms and kicked the door closed with her foot.

Etttttthhhaaan” Izzy sang, trying to nudge the office door open with her elbow. “Oh sure fine, I’ll get it.” She mumbled, struggling to finally get the door to swing open. Right as it felt like everything was going to fall out of her arms she reached the table.

“Ethan!” She screamed, pulling food out of bags and setting it on the table. After another minute of ignoring she peaked out the door and noticed his headphones and a faint sound of music.

His eyes were closed as he sat on the lat machine and pulled down the weights, his back flexed as he did so. Izzy pushed her long hair from her face and walked towards him, she had just left Pilates and was in her own workout clothes.

Ethan paused, breathing deeply while still holding the lat bar down. Izzy admired his bare back for a few seconds, the tone muscles, the tan skin, the light glow of sweat beginning to form. She swung her leg around and straddled his lap, “Ten more.”

He flinched and let go of the lat bar letting the weights slam to the side of them, “Shit, Iz.” He laughed, wiping sweat from his forehead and tugging and ear bud from his ear. “I’ve already done enough.”

Ten more.” She said again, crossing her arms.

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I always thought that when people said “everything is not as it seems” it was always a bad thing. Until I met her. She was beautiful from the start, hair soft and eyes bright. She was shy at first, looking at the ground smiling lightly whenever offered a compliment or a dance. She had the attention of many despite finding comfort in the shadows of the bar. There was an aura about her. The way her dress rippled over her every time she laughed. The way her shoes bumped against the side of the chair as she swung her legs back and forth. The way her piercing caught the light every time she wrinkled her nose. I couldn’t look away, but I couldn’t look either. She was enticing but dangerous and I brushed it off as the alcohol.

Until she was in the internet cafe downtown and I felt my palms clench so tightly my nails almost drew blood. She was typing quickly so I told myself she was doing something important. A weak excuse to leave without approaching. But not without noticing the way she bit her lip as she concentrated. Or the way her jeans frayed at the ends and hovered just above the floor. Or the way she drank her coffee with no hesitation.

It was when we sat next to each other on the bus that I decided I had to take a chance and say hello. Fate was only giving me one last chance I came to think as my heart pounded so hard inside my chest I thought I might collapse. As I stumbled over my words she let her eyes slide to the floor and laughed quietly. As I told her stories of my childhood she pressed her chin into her palm and listened as if I was sharing the best secret she’d ever heard. As I typed my number into her phone she sat on both her hands and smiled. As I got off the stop before her, she pressed her nose against the window and waved goodbye like a little kid. And as I walked home I realised she was far more dangerous than I had ever imagined.

I found myself sat across from her a few days later in her favourite burger joint, oil dripping down both of our cheeks. When we laughed in unison it felt timeless. When we linked fingers on the table it felt like magic. When we kissed on her doorstep at the end of the night it felt like home.

I got used to her head on my shoulder as we watched a movie, stealing my popcorn after she finished her own during the trailers. I got used to the way her music was always way too loud when we shared headphones. I got used to the way she smelled after a hot shower before work. I got used to the way it felt to have her trace ‘I love you’ on my back as we fell asleep on the couch. I never got used to her saying it out loud.

She was the first leaf to fall in autumn. She was the smell of grass after it rains. She was the spark against the matchbox that lights the flame. She was not the calm but the storm itself. She was the crunch of footsteps on the first layer of snow. She was the wind that blows through your hair. She was not the warm sand on the beach, rather the cool water that makes you scream then sigh in relief.

She was a firework waiting to explode. You know that when it does it will be spectacular, but you don’t know what it will look like until it happens. I knew she would take my breath away as soon as I saw her, but I didn’t know just how breathless I would feel. She is more than you could expect and nothing you thought you ever needed.

So when someone says to me that everything is not as it seems, I would have to agree. She is far more than a label of a relationship or a partner. She is the warmth that some crave their entire life but never find. Her soul is the missing puzzle piece in my mind. She is danger. She is beauty. And she is home.

—  gentle-falling 

crazyfangirrl  asked:

Can I request RFA+V+Saeran with a brazilian MC? I am brazilian and I see a lot of latina MC headcanons, but very few brazilian ones. Thanks in advance! Love your hcs!

I’ll try 


YOOSUNG

  • loves the idea
  • like you being from an exotic country 
  • doesn’t know much about it but tries to learn 
  • ask about what you can do there 
  • “I met a boy in LOLOL from Brazil” 
  • “I LOVED THE MOVIE RIO” 


ZEN

  • crazy for it 
  • like having someone from that tropical country 
  • “I love the idea of having sun all the time” 
  • fan of football teams 
  • “you need to take me to the beach there” 
  • always ask you to dance some music from your country


JAEHEE

  • she wants to be there 
  • sometimes she ask about the place so she can relax in her imagination 
  • saving money to go there with you 
  • just want some rest at the beach 
  • saves tons of pictures from there to make you feel home


JUMIN

  • has been there a couple times 
  • but it was for business 
  • of course he doesn’t know about the culture 
  • but really wants to 
  • so ask a lot about it 
  • maybe a little too much 
  • but just wants to know you better 
  • takes you there on vacations 


SAEYOUNG

  • YAY
  • he likes a lot Brazil 
  • and now he likes you even more 
  • “Let’s go to the Amazonia” 
  • probably drag you there 
  • end up lost but having a great time at the end 
  • at the very end you tell hem not to leave the house so he won’t get lost again 
  • also he speaks Portuguese so talks with every person he sees about how he was lost in the jungle


V

  • Just want to take you there 
  • “I want to take some pictures of you there” 
  • learn some words from you 
  • when you two go he’s going crazy 
  • takes a photo of every single little thing
  • “I want you to see this every day when we leave, so you don’t feel bad for leaving” 
  • goes crazy about all the colors on animals, clothes, street… 
  • kind of wants to stay there 
  • also wants to go back there on new year because he know the photos there will be amazing


SAERAN

  • not a beach type 
  • but loves how you speak and act 
  • and food…. 
  • ask a lot about music too 
  • “I like this music, is so happy” 
  • when you take him to Brazil he doesn’t leave the hotel unless is for food 
  • but really enjoy your sunbaths  and putting sunscreen on you (hehe)


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this is so lame :( sorry but I don’t know much about it 

strawberry-blond-child  asked:

(This doesn't let me message bUT) CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE HEADCANONS FOR ARTIST NICO AND ATHLETIC WILL OR DIRECT ME TO THEM BC I DIDNT REALISE HOW MUCH I NEED THIS UNTIL NOWWW :DDDDD

Alright so let me tell you

im on mobile so sorry for mistakes

•Nico finishes up every piece of art work he does by throwing a giant ass bucket of clear glitter the the wet paint

•Will first saw him painting surfboards for someone else on the beach and ran right into a pole

•Will asks him to paint some little things on his board and in return he takes Nico out

•Nico has one of the messiest studios ever

•He paints when he’s depressed, writes when he’s anxious, and plays guitar and piano when he’s both

•He only painted in black and white before he met Will because he didn’t see any purpose in life

•Will became that purpose that surfaced

•Now he paints in color, especially yellow

•The apartment they share is a wreck

•But they try

•Nico angrily painted base balls that Will leaves lying around because “I swear to god I HAVE TOLD YOU TOO MANY TIMES”

•Extremely petty Nico paints them just like a normal base ball

•Nico always having paint on him

•He’s gotten paint on Will too many times to count

•Nico’s jaw drops when he sees Will in his base ball uniform for the first time

•Will not being able to think straight when he sees Nico dressed in a suit for an art show

•Before that he’s only ever seen Nico in ratty jeans and paint covered t-shirts

•Nico had permanently stained skin from using charcoal so often

•Will has walked in on Nico angrily typing an email to somebody about how he should have access to paint with vantablack bc it’s the only color as dark as his soul

•The tips of Nico’s hair have been covered in random colors for so long he rocks the look

BTS Reaction|Teasing Their GF While She Is On A Phone Call

SEOKJIN

‘Jagiya can you taste this delicious food i prepared and tell me if it’s delicious or very delicious’ 

Jin approach a spoon full of food 

'Jin ! I’m on the phone !' 

He starts to pout and you knit your brow of annoyance 

'Pleaseu ! I will not let you alone until you don’t eat this !' 

You end up eating all the food he made… 

 YOONGI

'Babe ! Listen to my new mixtape !’ 

Yoongi is putting an earphone in your hear but you take it off

'Later. I’m calling my boss’ 

He will just go back to his seat continuing his mixtape 

'Y/N ! You need to listen to this ! It’s so great !’ 

He will interrupt you non-stop so you can listen to his music 

 HOSEOK 

'Jagiya…. Jagiya…. JAGIYAAAAA’ 

'Can you please not scream. I’m calling someone’ 

'But Jagiya ! I want a hug' 

He gives you those cute kitten eyes before hugging you tight, not letting you breathe

'You know that i love you so so soooo much Y/N’ 

NAMJOON 

'Can we go to the beach right now. I want to find some crabs

'Namjoon…. I’m calling my co-worker. I can’t’ 

'Please. I really need to find some' 

'Go without me

He pouts cutely to make you give up on your call. You ignore him but he takes you by your arms and don’t let it go. He will say ‘please’ non-stop like a little kid 

'Okay… fine… i finish this call and we will go finds your crabs’ 

 JIMIN 

'Y/N~ can you pet my hair please’ 

You are sitting on the couch when Jimin comes sit next to you with that adorable face. You show him the phone to say that you are calling someone. He lays his head on your lap and he takes your hand to put it on his hair.

'Please Y/N~ i will not talk, i just want you to pet my hair~' 

TAEHYUNG

'Y/N? If we can’t see air do you think fish can’t see water ?’ 

'What the f- Tae…’

'It’s a serious question !’ 

'Tae i can’t talk to you right now. I’m on the phone’ 

 You walk away from him but he is following you, still in his thoughts

'But how do they communicate..?' 

 JUNGKOOK 

'Jungkook. I need to give an extremely important call to my boss, could you please not make a sound' 

'Sure… But i bet i can take the phone faster than you' 

He starts running to take the home phone but your take your cellphone You walk in the direction of the bedroom to have less sounds 

'I bet i can arrive to the bedroom faster than you’

He runs fast to the bedroom. Once he arrives he does a little dance of the victory. You look at him annoyed and go to the living room 

You think you can arrive their before me ? Huh ? you are wrong!' 

And it’s that again and again in each room of the house…. 


Requests are open ❤️

okay, spill! something is different about you and i need to know. tell meee!” her friend says.
“i met someone… well started talking to someone, i guess,” she says with a slight smile. “he calls me beautiful and makes me want to smile. we were up all night just talking; he told me that he would love to take me to the beach and show me his favorite places he swears no one knows about. he said that i am absolutely breathtaking when i smile and that if it were up to him, he’d make me smile for the rest of my life just so he could see me happy,” her smile starts to fade.
“he sounds perfect, but you don’t seen convinced,” her friend frowns.
“he seems like an amazing guy, but it wouldn’t be fair to him if anything happened between us,” she looks down.
“not this again! this guy seems like the best guy for you, and he wants you! and yet you’re hung up on someone who doesn’t! he broke your heart!” her friend says frustrated.
“he didn’t break my heart, he turned it into a magnet that only connected to him.

anonymous asked:

I feel like McCree would be the kind of guy to cope through humor, like making jokes about his left arm and stuff. He just seems like such a down to earth sweetheart and I've got it bad for him ;o;

  • He’s totally the guy who would throw his prosthetic arm when someone says they need a hand.
  • Whenever he goes to the beach, he keeps his prosthetic off, spends some time in the water, then runs out screaming that a shark took his arm. He loves scaring children. 
  • Will use the “that cost me an arm and a leg” joke, but takes it further because “It was a half off sale so it only cost me my arm.”
  • Talking to someone who wants to lose weight. “I dropped 10 pounds in a day.” he says. “How?” the other person asks. He then holds up his prosthetic and chortles. 
  • Will even take phantom pains lightly. “This stupid ghost keeps bullying me. Make him stop, I need to sleep.” 
Lights On

based off this quote from Harry’s trainer bc FUKC and also based ‘Lights On’ by Shawn Mendes

WARNING: HARRY’S S/O IS PLUS SIZE and this isn’t edited so..

“I wanna love you with the lights on. Keep you up all night long. Darling I wanna see every inch of you; I get lost in the way you move.”

“What do you mean that I would ‘want to have a girl that shares what I have’? Do you not realize that when I look at you my world stops? It completely stops, even when we were talking in the hallway with your makeup all over your face, you made my world halt. There will NEVER be a girl that even holds a candle to what you have,”

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The Wish You Make (16/?)

Emma Swan wanted the fairytale. She wanted overwrought dialogue and kisses in the rain and public declarations of devotion. She wanted Darcy telling Elizabeth, “You have bewitched me, body and soul.” She wanted Westley disguising his love in the phrase, “As you wish.” But when the fairytale comes for her, all Emma wants is the life she had before she wished upon a star.

(ffn, ao3)

Chapter Sixteen

“So what was it that first drew you to my old pal Jones?”

They’d been sitting there for half an hour while the morning rush slowed to a crawl, the exceptionally late among those waiting in line seeming to debate whether or not that extra shot of caffeine was worth obliterating their attendance records with every glance at their phones.  And for half an hour, Emma resisted the urge to draw the weapon at her hip.

“Of all the happy endings in all the lands, you chose a man—isn’t that a tad anti-feminist of you?”  Emma tightened her grip around the to-go cup in her hand, even as the heat grew uncomfortable against her skin.  “Not a particularly impressive man, at that.  Rather mediocre, if I’m honest—and I say that as his dearest friend.”

Emma doubted that.  This guy had done nothing but pay Killian left-handed compliments from the moment he’d welcomed himself into Killian’s apartment, helped himself to Emma’s breakfast, and introduced himself as her new guide.  If he wasn’t insulting Killian’s taste, he was questioning Emma’s.  Are you sure about that one, Darling?  Are you sure that one’s sure about you?  Men are a fickle lot—but look who I’m telling.

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anonymous asked:

Well if Grandice starts going low , we know that Westallen will start aiming high ! No matter what Garnt and Candice Will ALWAYS have chemistry , That's why they picked them together, 0ut of all the people that auditioned the chose Candice to be with grant, so either way we look at it. Westallen is destined , and Grandice will always be a thing !:) #HOPE

HAHHA YESSS TO THIS! Grandice will always be in each others lives no matter what like flash has alot more seasons left like i aint worried about them long term at all, i know they gonna have to do interviews together and be in each others presence so i know i will get my daily messiness from them 

AND AS FOR WESTALLEN!!! YOOO THIS SHIT BETTER BE LIT FAM! I BEEN WAITING 2YRS FOR THIS!!! LIKE I DON’T CARE IF U GOT A “BAE” OR WHAT NOT… EYE ON THE PRIZE GG, WE KNOW CP GON COME THROUGH! Seriously i cant wait, i got myself a dam list of things i need to happen this season.

1. first date( better be as lit as the pics)
2. flirting infront of people
3.Cisco making jokes cause his best pals getting it on
4.Wally freaking out because since when.. does he even have a hint that westallen is a dam thing lol..
5.WESTALLEN’S FIRST REAL KISS THAT WILL NOT BE ERASED!!!! UNLIKE THIS LEGENDARY ONE THAT GOT ERASED… 


6.Butt grabs from Barry…
7.angst because Barry is the flash and it might be hard to have a relationship with Iris and saving the world so they have a mini angst situation that gets resolved!
8.Barry vibrating because you know Iris know what she tryna do to him
9.SEXXXXX, SEXY TIME! NOTHING LIKE SPIVVY AND BARRY GIVE ME SOMETHING FRESH,SOMETHING THAT GON MAKE ME SCREAM AT THE TV CAUSE MY TV GONNA BE ON FIRE AND IMA NEED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER 


10.Christmas gifts/ birthdays… SUPRISE PARTY..
11. sleepovers/movie nights/dinner dates/ work events
12.Eye sex… :’) 
13. jealous Barry because some dude hitting on iris.. even jealous Iris
14. Family dinners where everyone cool 
15.omg them cooking together!!! I NEED THIS
16.IRIS WAKING UP WITH CURLY HAIR AND BARRY BEING MEMORIZED CAUSE HE GOT HIMSELF A GODESS
17.Do they got a beach near where they live lol :’) can they go to the beach cause i want Barry to have a heart attack from Iris in a swim suite.

18. IRIS WEST IN RED!!!!! YESS PLS CAUSE BARRY MISSED SEEING HER IN THIS

19.Iris in Barry’s clothes!!! GIVE IT TO ME, IM READY!!!
20. Heartfelt moments because you know they good at that shit
21.OMGGGGG IRIS GETTING TAKEN.. I DONT CARE BY WHO BUT SOMEONE BETTER TAKE HER ASS LOL, HOW THEY GONNA TAKE SPIVVY BUT NOT TAKE IRIS??

BARRY GONNA FREAKING LOSE HIS SHIT I NEED TO SEE HIM FREAK OUT AS BARRY BUT GET IT TOGETHER AND GO SAVE HIS FUTURE WIFE AS FLASH! 

I GOT AN ENTIRE LIST FAM WESTALLEN GONNA BE LIT, I THINK I’M AIMING FOR LIKE THE BEST OF THE BEST! I don’t want any weddings this seasons they can give me a maybe engagement at the end of the season,… holy shit i will shit my pants if he proposes at the end of the season, let me not get too far ahead of myself! 
SORRY FOR WRITING THIS LONG THING BUT SIS I’M EXCITED FOR WESTALLEN IN SEASON 3! 

Mai Tais and Sex on the Beach? (Bartender!Dean AU)

Words: 1589
Warning: Drinking(?), smut
Pairing: Dean x Reader
Tags: @growningupgeek


“He was a dick anyways!” My friend’s voice floats over to me as she nudges me into the bar. “You need to meet a hot guy who’ll take care of your sadness.”

“Are you really suggesting me to bang someone as a rebound?” I look at her out of the corner of my eye, seeing her sly grin. “No!”

“I’m just saying, it always worked for me.”

“I- I just… No. That won’t be my mission. If it happens, it happens, but it won’t be my focus.” I mumble, making her cackle a laugh and clap a hand on my shoulder.

“I’ll leave you to it, I’ll see if I can catch some good fish somewhere around here.” She’s leaving as soon as she finishes the sentence, leaving me alone.

I slump on a bar stool on the counter, tapping my fingers on the wood.

“Hello there, what can I get you?” I hear a deep voice say, and I force myself out of my empty stare. As soon as I look up, I see a couple of bright green eyes looking at me and plump pink lips curved in a sympathetic smile.

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breakup!5sos blurb night w/@hemmocrat posts [here]
famous!y/n blurb night w/@featuringluke posts [here]
tsinspired!5sos writing night posts [here]

Luke - if you prefer to scroll, click [here]

☆ / Post-Concert Sleepyhead - In which he almost falls asleep on you.

“Wanna Bet?” - In which you and your best friend sneak into a pool late at night. Feelings ensue. (Inspired loosely by the “Beautiful Soul” music video by Jessie McCartney)

“Well this is awkward…” - In which he finds you singing in the kitchen into a spatula.

☾ / Courage - In which he finally builds up the courage to hold your hand.

☆ / Leather Jacket - In which you forget your sweatshirt and feelings happen. (delinquent!5sos)

☾ / “See You After Class” - In which you and him are college sweethearts. (college!5sos)

☾ / The Before - In which you and Luke are best friends and there’s a lot of feelings and angst. // ☾ / The After - In which you might just do something about it.

☾ / “It could be worse” - In which he teaches you how to sign his last name (and thinks your failure is funny).

☆ / The Type of Boyfriend He Would Be - In which the title is self-explanatory.

☆ / Grocery Shopping - In which there’s a bunch of fluff.

☾ / Riding Shotgun - In which you can’t sleep.

☆ / Tutor - In which the popular frat boy tutors you in math.

☆ / “Baby, just shut up and make out with me.” - In which Luke is being a little shit.

☾ / Unofficial - In which the most popular frat boy has a crush on you.

☆ / “Relax, baby, I’m yours.” - In which you need reassurance.

“I don’t know how I let this happen. I’m sorry.” - In which Luke needs reassurance.

“We really shouldn’t be doing this.” - In which you and Luke take a hike and you have to convince him to skinny dip with you.

☆ / “You’re it for me” - In which things are made official.

☾ / “I can’t see myself with anyone else ever again after this.” - In which Luke opens up to Michael after you two break up.

☾ / “I don’t want you to go to bed angry.” - In which there’s an argument and somewhat of a consolation.

☾ / Surprise - In which suddenly, you’re in line for the throne.

You Blocked His Number After the Breakup - In which this title is explanatory.

“He won’t fix himself because he loves me, it’ll be because he loves you.” - In which Luke admits himself into rehab and you and Liz drive to see him. // Part 2 - In which you see him for the first time.

☆ / Future - In which fluff is abundant.

“You’re not doing your job very well” - In which you and Luke are spies and it’s your first mission together.

☆ / Silent Treatment - In which Luke is annoyingly adorable.

☆ / Morning Routine - In which domestic goop ensues.

☾ / “I could kiss you.” - In which you go on a road trip with your best friend.

☾ / “We used to be best friends” - In which you and Luke have an awkward discussion.

“I want to have a baby.” - In which Luke’s nervous.

☾ / “Why don’t you love me anymore?” - In which you see your ex for the first time.

☾ / “I’d rather do hard with you than easy with someone else.” - In which you fly to Europe with the intention of breaking up with your boyfriend.

“I never meant to hurt you.” - In which you pick up your drunk ex from a bar.

☆ / Emojis - In which your boyfriend’s name on your phone is ‘Luke Hemmings’ and he’s not happy about it.

“I wish I could forget you.” - In which you attend the same party as your ex.

☾ / Sleep - In which it’s the first night in your apartment.

☾ / Your New Girl - In which Luke & you are friends with benefits and things happen.

(#51: “What the hell are you wearing?”) - In which Luke decides to try something new in the bedroom.

(#60: “Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…”) - In which your husband watches the kids alone and mayhem ensues.

☆ / (#62- “It’s only one night, we’ll just share the bed.”) - In which you and your ex have to share a room for arbitrary reasons.

(#67: “Of all the people I could’ve gotten stuck in an elevator with and it just had to be you.”) - In which you’re fighting with your boyfriend.

(#74: “Don’t let go.”) - In which you and Luke are spies and it might just be the end.

(#80: “How can you think I’m anything but hopelessly in love with you?”) - In which it is the end.

(#95: “There’s no going back if we do this.”) - In which you and your best friend may’ve taken it too far.

☾ / Post Break-up prompt - “I don’t remember a fight, or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?” / “The song was about you.”

☾ / Post Break-up prompt - My parents asked about you.” / “I had to get new bedding because I couldn’t lay in it without you there.”

☆ / “I’m so glad I never gave up on him.” - In which you’re talking to Luke’s mom about your relationship and he overhears it.

☾ / Reactions - In which the boy’s and Luke’s family’s reactions would be when first meeting you.

☾ / Post Break-up prompt - “It was all my fault. Every piece of it. Why do you blame yourself?” / “It was never your fault.” / “No, I- … I’m… I’m not dating her. I can’t. It wouldn’t be fair.”

☾ / Post Break-up prompt - “So you’re seeing someone new?”

☾ / “If you don’t want to be with me anymore, just say it.” - In which there are commitment issues.

☾ / “You thought you had a choice.” - In which it’s twelve days before your arranged marriage is set to take place.

Fatal Call - In which there’s been an accident downtown due to the snowfall and the phone just rang.

☾ / ‘101 fluffy prompts’ - “If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”

☾ / Coincidence - In which you and Luke are scheduled for a writing session together by your labels (though it’s unknown that you’ve had… interpersonal relations before).

Ashton - if you prefer to scroll, click [here]

“I’m Not the Only One” inspired - In which you’re not the only one.

“Welcome to New York” inspired - In which you and him move in together and your feelings are out of control.

Taking Pictures - In which he always seems to be taking pictures of you so he can save them for a rainy day.

The Type of Boyfriend He Would Be - In which the title is self-explanatory.

Braid - In which your best friend demands you teach him how to braid hair.

☾ / House Hunting - In which you and him house hunt. (domestic!5sos)

“I think we should take a break.” - In which Ashton paints your back with watercolor.

☾ / (#76: “I need you to pretend we’re dating…”) - In which Ashton’s ex approaches the two of you and your best friend is desperate.

(#89: “I’m not leaving you!”) - In which you make a stupid decision and decide to run a marathon with your boyfriend.

Post Break-up prompt - “Hey… I can’t believe you actually answered.”

Post Break-up prompt - “I haven’t gone to that diner since we broke up.”

☾ / “Okay, I’ll share the blankets with you.” - In which you and your best friend are watching a movie and feelings happen (or something like that).

Calum - if you prefer to scroll, click [here]

“I’m Not the Only One” inspired - In which he’s alone and you’re not.

Losing contact with your best friend - In which the title is self-explanatory. // Part 2 - In which there may or may not be a resolution.

☆ / Comfort - In which Calum just needs to be reminded you’re there.

Piggyback Rides - In which your best friend insists on giving you a piggy back ride.

☾ / “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” - In which you and your best friend have to share a bed for arbitrary reasons.

☾ / Shoe Shopping - In which you and him go to the Vans store.

☾ / “Baby, come sit on my lap” - In which it’s game night and there’s nowhere to sit.

☾ / “I’ll always need you more” - In which Calum is insecure.

“All I’ve ever needed is staring right at me.” - In which Calum confirms he’s in it for the long haul.

☾ / Hammock - In which Calum convinces you to lay with him.

☾ / “… Are you proposing to me?” - In which you can probably guess what happens.

☾ / “I can’t lose you, I need you.” - In which you aren’t answering Calum’s calls.

“She will never be you.” - In which your ex shows up after three years.

His Sweater - In which you give Calum’s things back after the breakup.

☾ / “We’re going to get caught!” - In which you & Calum sneak around backstage.

“I just need some space.” - In which you accidentally hog the bed.

Appetizers - “We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?” AU

☾ / Thanksgiving - In which it’s the first time you and Calum host a holiday for both of your families as a couple.

Tangled- In which you & Calum are having difficulties walking your dogs.

(#55: “Our first date is a picnic on a beach under the stars? Have you swallowed a romance novel? Do I need to call a doctor?”) - In which your best friend takes you out on your first date.

(#61: “I love you. I’m completely and utterly in love with you. Please don’t get married.” / #98: “I can’t watch you with someone else. It’s tearing me apart.”) - In which it’s the day of your wedding.

(#64: “Are you ticklish?” / #71: “Kiss me, quick!” / #84: “I’m dying.”) - In which your boyfriend gets what he deserves.

☾ / (#87: “You were never just my friend.”) - In which Calum recites his vows.

(#99: “We’re in an abandoned lodge in the middle of nowhere. Sure, you’re totally right, nothing bad could ever happen here!”) - In which you’re alone with a certain brunette that you absolutely can’t stand.

Post Break-up prompt - “If this is the last time I see you, know I love you more than anything.”

☾ / Post Break-up prompt - “How come I can’t let go of you?”/ “Our song came on and I needed to talk to you after hearing it.” / “We were so good.”

Post Break-up prompt - “Give me another chance” / “I’ll wait at our restaurant ‘til closing time. If you don’t go then I’ll stop trying.”

“Marry me.” - In which you’re drunk on champagne and love.

☆ / “Are you really that fucking blind?” - In which you confront your best friend about why he’s been ignoring you.

☾ / “I’ve tried to move on, but no one is you.” - In which this blurb is loosely based off of Back to December by Taylor Swift.

☾ / Inquiring Minds - In which Calum’s mother is anything but subtle.

☾ / The Type of Boyfriend He Would Be - In which the title is self-explanatory.

☾ / Line 2 - In which you’re Calum’s celebrity crush and you make a surprise call in during one of his radio interviews.

Midnight - In which Calum endures pillow fight attacks on the tour bus to talk to you.

Moon Man - In which you and Calum both win awards at the VMA’s.

Michael - if you prefer to scroll, click [here]

“Wildest Dreams” inspired - In which you leave him wonderstruck.

☆ / “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” - In which being naked doesn’t have to mean anything.

“Marry me?” - In which he makes you choke on your food.

No one needs to know - In which he tries to convince you to elope.

☾ / Cuddling - In which he’s tired.

“I thought you were dead” - In which it’s the first time you seen him since the breakup.

☾ / Coming Home - In which you greet your best friend at the airport.

☾ / Home-Decor Shopping - In which you’re at Ikea. (domestic!5sos)

☾ / Shaking at the Altar - In which he’s nervous, to say the least.

☾ / “I don’t care if we’re best friends, I can’t help how I feel.” - In which the title pretty much summarizes it.

“Make me” - In which you’re a part of the stage crew and he has a crush on you.

“He doesn’t want any other girls. He wants you.” - In which you’re his best friend and feelings are finally acknowledged.

☆ / The Type of Boyfriend He’d Be - In which the title is self-explanatory.

“You look at her the way I look at you.” - In which you & Michael are new parents.

“Do you love me?” - In which Mikey needs reassurance as a result of insecurity.

“Please don’t leave me.” - In which you take care of your sick boyfriend.

Stubborn - In which Michael forgets his jacket and he’s adamant about not wearing yours.

(#54: “I don’t hate you. I could never hate you. That’s the problem.”) - In which you see your ex for the first time since the breakup.

(#59: “Tell me to go and I will, but if you ask me to stay I’ll never leave you again.” / #80: “How can you think I’m anything but hopelessly in love with you?”) - In which both you and Michael live in the limelight and what you have is just a waiting game.

☆ / (#65: “I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.“) - In which Mikey is insecure about his tummy.

☾ / (#76: “I need you to pretend we’re dating…”) - In which your best friend begs you to attend a family party with him.

(#79: “That’s the third time I’ve saved your life!”) - In which there’s something off with your best friend and you’re determined to find out just what it is.

Post Break-up prompt - “You sent so many drunk texts… I had to come over and make sure you were okay.”

☾ / Post Break-up prompt - “Just give me a reason to come back.”

Post Break-up prompt -“I shouldn’t want the elevator to stall, but at least it would keep you here.” / “My parents asked about you.” / “I was lying… I knew you’d be at this party, that’s why I came.”

Post Break-up prompt - “Apparently you left this sweater at my place all that time ago… I could’ve got a friend to give it to you, I guess, but… I don’t know. I just came without thinking.”

“Please, just stop stringing me along.” - In which you find Michael’s breakup letter addressed to you.

☾ / “How do I even breathe without you?” - In which you’re a famous singer and you’re the one who has a pyro accident.

☆ / “I just fucked up everything, didn’t I?” - In which your best friend kisses (and shocks) you.

☾ / ‘101 fluffy prompts’ - “You’re really soft.” / “Is it possible to love too much?”

Fake Dating - In which you and Michael are together for publicity (and feelings may or may not ensue).