someone needs to play the oboe

I think my favorite recurring thing about Hailey and Rodrigo from Mozart in the Jungle is every time someone makes a statement about Rodrigo being in love with/sleeping with/pining after Hailey he IMMEDIATELY jumps in with, “Oh no, no, no, she plays the oboe” like… the fact that she plays the oboe… means he’s OBVIOUSLY not in love with her… she plays the OBOE, people