someone needs to make a meme out of this

Eva @lesbianlizzybennet tagged me in a music meme! this turned out to have a lot more country than i usually listen to the songs just fit

a song you like with a color in the title: white horse - taylor swift

a song you like with a number in the title: 4ever - the veronicas

a song you like that reminds you of summer: knee deep - zac brown band

a song that reminds you of someone you’d rather forget about: whiskey lullaby - brad paisley and alison krauss

a song that needs to be loud: i love it - icona pop and charlie xcx

a song that makes you want to dance: cut to the feeling - carly rae jepsen

a song to drive to: take a back road -rodney atkins

a song about drugs or alcohol: bartender - lady antebellum

a song that makes you happy: never gonna give you up - rick astley

a song that makes you sad: never grow up - taylor swift

People I tag:  @mrsgilmoredanes, @alannys, @mircallavonkarnstein, @jynandor, and @hornescooper

* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERS
Send me a NUMBER for your muse to : 

001. Backhand my muse.
002. Stab my muse. 
003. Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin.
004. Hit my muse with a blunt object. 
005. Throw something large at my muse. 
006. Kick my muse.
007. Punch my muse.
008. Break one of my muse’s bones.
009. Scratch my muse.
010. Headbutt my muse.
011. Shoot my muse.
012. Knock my muse out.
013. Strangle my muse.
014. Push my muse roughly.
015. Grab my muse by the hair.
016. Bruise my muse.
017. Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 
018. Go to harm my muse’s eyes.
019. Bite my muse.
020. Tear away parts of my muse’s skin.
021. — Force my muse’s head under water.
022. Throw something scalding at my muse.
023. Burn my muse.
024. Step on my muse’s fingers.
025. Rip one of my muse’s teeth out.
026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ).
027. — Clothesline my muse.
028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 
029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle.
030. — Electrocute my muse.
031. — Slam my muse against a wall.
032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back.
033. — Kick my muse’s crotch.
034. — Trip my muse.
035. — Put my muse in a headlock.
036. — Break my muse’s nose.
037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat.
038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall.
039. — Attempt to kill my muse.
040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

if you’ve got a bunch of teenagers in space w no access to media they are going to start making their own entertainment so i think that we need to discuss team voltron memes

  • “where’s [insert team member here]?” “i mean… *looks out window at the stars, shrugs* space, probably”
  • they keep a tally of every time lance gets rejected by someone and use it to shut him up when he’s getting annoying
    • “okay i’m gonna stop you there, 37 strike outs”
  • whenever an alien does something particularly weird pidge loudly hums the x-files theme
  • lance will do random trust falls “for team bonding.” everyone lets him fall on his ass but shiro
  • drawing mustaches on random objects and talking to them as if they’re coran
  • for like two weeks lance refers to keith exclusively through pop culture references
    • “hey where’s older, angrier Nico Di Angelo?”
    • “scarless Zuko is in position”
    • “ayo young Billy Ray Cyrus come spar with me” 
  • loud acapella renditions of The Circle of Life during training sessions
  • hunk the Hunk™
  • calling shiro dad but only in the context of petty arguments (“daaaaaad, lance won’t stop touching my stuff”)
  • *points at something pidge is tinkering with* “is that a calculator”
  • constant shitting on the castle’s defenses
    • “after that fight, I think I need a drink, and it better be stronger than that particle barrier”
  • there’s a month long campaign to catch shiro in the middle of his morning routine to solve the mystery of whether or not he uses eyeliner. but they can never catch him getting up in the morning?? like one time they pull an all nighter and hide in his bathroom and somehow?? he still evades them???
  • whenever allura enters the room lance yells “everyone act casual” and they all strike ridiculous poses
  • *lance gets into a Situation and asks keith for help* “I’m sorry I… can’t hear you…. I think the connection’s…… breaking up…………”
  • exaggeratingly censoring themselves in front of pidge
    • “oh biscuits and jam I am so darn steamed right now!” “lance shut the fuck up”
Arranged Marriage Starters

“You’re not what I was expecting.”

“I’m not going through with this and you can’t make me.”

“Look, I’m not any happier about this than you are, but why don’t we try and make this work.”

“We don’t have to be in love, but maybe we could be friends.”

“Wow. I wasn’t expecting someone who looked like you do.”

“Arranged marriages are weird. All your life you’re told not to talk to strangers and then you’re asked to sleep with one.”

“I can sleep on the couch if you prefer.”

“How am I supposed to live with them when I love someone else?”

“You’re making me marry THEM?”

“Don’t you touch me.”

“It’s my parents. They’ve arranged me to marry someone else.”

“So how much was my life worth to you?”

“Uh… I know we don’t really have a choice, but will you marry me?”

“Why don’t we go pick out a ring together?”

“This doesn’t have to be forever. If it doesn’t work out we can always get a divorce.”

“Listen, my parents paid for you. You’re my property now.”

“Let’s start simple. What’s your favorite color?”

“The only reason I need you is make sure that my bloodline has an heir.”

“I will never love you.”

anonymous asked:

i don't know if you do this kind of thing,,but do you have any klance headcanons? i desperately need more klance in my life

this is it. this is my moment. well, my dude, you have come to the right place. get ready bc this is going to get very very very klance-y

  • keith, being the touch-starved emo alien cat that he is, has these moments where he just,,wraps his arms around an unsuspecting victim and just lays there. sometimes for hours. (read:lance is usually said unsuspecting victim)
  • “you do realize there’s a drill going on right now, right?” “shut up and hold me.”
  • during training, they try so hard to one-up each-other that they end up passing out from exhaustion
  • “keith, keith, keith, show them the thing!” “blep.” “oh my gOD-”
  • maybe blep will be our always
  • lance is always walking around the castle shirtless in the morning, the reason being keith is always taking damn shirts and never giving them back
  • “lance, where are your clothes?” “idk ask keith.”
  • regardless of height, lance is always the little spoon. always. forever. don’t question it.
  • the castle went under maintenance once, and keith was forced to share a room with lance. needless to say, even after his room was finished, keith never left
  • lance gives off a lot of body heat, which makes him the perfect person to cuddle with, especially for keith, whose about as warm as a box of penguins (aka cold af someone gives this boy a jacket or smth)
  • also, since lance is always so goddamn warm, he and keith don’t even need blankets when they sleep together
  • did i mention keith was a closet meme
  • *lance is about to do something reckless with his lion* “hoe don’t do it-” *lance does it* “oh my god.”
  • “this is, as you Earth people say, lit?” “say lit one more time.”
  • lance loves his meme bf
  • keith knows that lance is Disgusted by his texan accent, so he makes it a point to slip into it just to annoy the hell out him
  • “hey y’all, what do-” “nonono keith ily but shUT YOUR QUIZNAK.”
  • pineapple on pizza discourse
  • “lance i swear to god if you eat that i will never kiss you again”
  • lance does it anyways
  • the Bonding Moment is an inside joke of theirs
  • “Hey Keith?” “Lance it’s like 2 in the morning what do you want?” “Do you think Vrepit Sa stands for Dicks Out for Zarkon?”
  • pillow talk pillow talk pillow talk
  • their relationship is just disgusting
Reblog if your partners don’t need to make excuses or feel like they need to hide from you if they’re not ready to reply to a thread. No one wants to be the person that takes the fun out of someone else’s experience.


I feel like Monsta X is that one group that everyone loves and monbebes are so chill yet defensive when it comes to them lol I’m glad you’re liking them!! They’re so goofy and fun to stan & I love u more cutie pie 💛


Originally posted by hypefestival

Okay so Monsta X is a 7 member group that debuted in 2015 with their lit af song, Trespass. The members were on a singing/dancing/rapping competition type survival show called No.Mercy and I always say this but they were hella awkward around each other. But now they’re besties and they’re always showing skinship lmaooo


Meet: Shownu aka papa bear

Originally posted by hyungnu

  • the oldest, their leader/ dad 
  • was a former JYP trainee so he’s close w/ Got7
  • doesn’t talk much but when he does omg………his voice is so soft and cute and his actions really resemble a cute cuddly bear
  • has the most beautiful bronzed skin that I will never shut up about
  • ye he might look badass on the outside but he’s a sweetheart trust me plus he never yells or gets annoyed w/ the members


Meet: Wonho aka the greasiest human being you’ll ever see

Originally posted by wonho-aesthetics

  • flirts w/ every living thing in sight and yes he’ll charm the pants right off you tbh
  • just give him some noodles giVE THE MAN HIS NOODLES 
  • rly smol and squishy but likes to give off a manly vibe and is always postin pics of him working out um rude
  • got over his fear of height and we all cried while witnessing it
  • has a cute lil lisp and you can hear sometimes when he sings, esp on live performances


Meet: Minhyuk aka the visual of the universe

Originally posted by theseoks

  • !!!!!!! he’s just……!!!!!!!!!!!! a literal piece of the sun that was put on this earth for us to love and appreciate 
  • he’s so warm and compassionate and he loves all the members dearly ahemmmm wonho and even if they annoy him ahemmmmm kihyun
  • has such a deadly and fierce gaze when performing 
  • if you’re not smiling and happy and positive 24/7 u can’t get along w/ him fam
  • an adverser of self confidence and loving yourself and your flaws wow he makes me cry every single time I think about him


Meet: Kihyun aka just do urself a favor and bias someone else tbh

Originally posted by nvrgrowndn

  • he’s beautiful and he’s smart and he’s funny and he’s perfect and he knOWS IT i can’t sleep bc of him
  • the mom of the group……..
  • he’s just always aggravated and ready to throw some hands at all times
  • ugh his voice is probably the reason I got into monsta x, he needs to come out w/ a solo album @ starship make this happen
  • spoils the members lots esp the maknae line


Meet: Hyungwon aka the living meme himself!!!!!!111!1

Originally posted by 06pray

  • i GUARANTEE that you’ve seen this pretty face even if you’re not a kpop fan he’s just everywhere the man the myth the legend hyungwon
  • he’s a model!!!! and a great one at that, he’s done lots of fashion shows
  • is hella blunt and he’ll tell it like it is
  • #givehyungwonmorelines @ starship please, his voice is unique and breathtaking
  • doesn’t talk lots but he’s always making some sort of reaction face and it’s definitely going to take over the internet


Meet: Jooheon aka the littest rapper

Originally posted by xwonho

  • first and foremost, he’s changkyun’s bestie :’)
  • is just in a constant state of embarrassment by the other members aka kihyun
  • speaks English (kinda????) fluently but his accent is so cute and he needs to have his own talk show
  • hella close w/ Got7 esp Jackson and they’ve done their own variety show together as besties 
  • everywhere he goes is a party and like ??? he’s just always lit and excited and is just not a negative person wow goals


Meet: I.M aka I am what I am man

Originally posted by wonhontology

  • man he’s probably the smartest and most mature maknae out there don’t @ me
  • was voted as the most awkward around the other members (lmao yall remember the ferris wheel ride w/ dad shownu) aka jooheon let him live
  • he’s so clever bruh like he could probably talk his way out of every situation
  • actually goes hella hard when rapping, he’s got bars on bars on bars
  • kinda 4D?? you’ll never know what hes thinking bc he doesn’t really talk much unless he’s being picked on u feel 
proOOOMpts

Your character holding a star but suddenly realizing it is a bALL OF FIRE

Your character desperately trying not to burn pasta

Your character throwing a tv out the window

Your character dancing to their favorite song (the bad kind that you only do in your house alone)

Your character discovering a certain meme for the first time

Your character seeing someone they like through a window in a store

Your character breaking their only pencil

Your character trying funny smelling lotion/spray

Your character getting their butt smacked my another one of your characters

Your character finally receiving the package they ordered last year

Your character drawing themselves but very confused on how to make portraits

Your character struggling with tv box cables

Your character trying to figure out their password to that really old abscure account that NEEDS to be deleted

Your character flying over buildings at night or sunset

Your character relaxing on a tube in the middle of a pool

Your character pool noodle fighting with another character

Your character falling asleep while reading a good book

Your character discovering the joys of fuzzy pajamas

Your character panicking because another character found their secret blog

Your character finding an old RPG maker game they made when they were a teen

Your character finding out someone they dated was a distant cousin

Your character getting an amazing surprise birthday party

Your character trying to hang up a framed picture in an odd place

Your character sitting in a pile of garbage on their bed from who knows when

Your character drinking something they found but tastes good

Your character getting hit on by some drunk idiot

Your character finally talking to someone cute

Your character playing an instrument

Your character being super bored at a meeting

Your character trying to leave a family gathering because of the creepy/butt relative

Your character taking pictures of random things

Your character being snuggled by cute birds

Your character being snuggled

Your character drinking clamato

Your character eating a brain sandwich from indiana

Your character shot in the foot

Your character sleeping comfortably on a friend’s couch

(submitted by @ladondyll thanks a lot pal, those are a lot of prompts :0 )

school sentence starters.

“ did you study for that test last night? ”
“ i didn’t study, i’m so doomed. ”
“ can i borrow a pencil? ”
“ are you coming over tonight, to study? ”
“ i think i’m gonna skip this class. ”
“ are you gonna skip class with me or not? ”
“ i have detention after school. ”
“ i think they’re gonna expell me. ”
“ can you believe the teacher failed me? ”
“ i’m not leaving early, i don’t feel good. ”
“ why didn’t you sit with me at lunch today? ”
“ why are you ignoring me today? ”
“ you’ve been ignoring me all day, it seems.. ”
“ i hate sharing a locker with you sometimes. ”
“ why are you cleaning out your locker? ”
“ can i copy your homework? ”
“ did you even do your homework? ”
“ what are your grades anyway? ”
“ have you been skipping without me? ”
“ give me your lunch money. ”
“ i don’t have any lunch money. ”
“ can i borrow your book tonight to study? ”
“ are you going to practice today? ”
“ i hate gym so much. ”
“ this class is so boring. ”
“ think you could tudor me after school? ”
“ i could tudor you if you want. ”
“ can you stop raising your hand every five seconds? ”
“ some of us are here to actually learn. ”
“ i don’t wanna go to school today. ”
“ did you see the new kid today? ”
“ so, your the new kid, huh? ”
“ where you from, new kid? ”
“ i have way too much homework. ”
“ you haven’t been to school in days. ”
“ why are you always absent? ”
“ you’re going to get us into so much trouble. ”
“ i forgot my locker combination. ”
“ why did you get called to the principles office? ”
“ maybe you should consider home school. ”
“ this school’s lunch meat is so nasty. ”
“ stop texting me in class. ”
“ you never take anything serious, specially school. ”
“ have you ever passed a grade? ”
“ i made the honor roll! ”
“ i could really use the extra credit. ”
“ you’re a teacher’s pet. ”
“ did you go to try outs yet? ”
“ i need it for science. ”
“ are you going to the prep ralley? ”
“ gonna watch me play tonight at our first game? ”
“ i thought we were friends. ”
“ are you going to help me or not? ”
“ do you wanna do this project with me? ”
“ do you have a extra pencil? ”
“ do you wanna be my partner for this project? ”
“ looks like we’re partner’s for this assignment. ”
“ you spelled your own name wrong. ”
“ is that a good star? how’d you get one and i didn’t? ”
“ i really have to finish this essay, please. ”
“ you want me to ride the bus home with you after school? ”
“ my mom picks me up, do you need a ride? ”
“ do you need a ride home after school today? ”
“ are you going to walk home with me today? ”
“ i can’t believe we met each other in detention. ”
“ you were totally making out with someone in the halls. ”
“ these halls are way too crowded. ”
“ why are you always so late? ”
“ you’re late to class, again. ”
#iconic moments from “history of the entire world, i guess”
  • nothing is nowhere. when? never.
  • 🎶the sun is a deadly lazer🎶
  • here’s another map of the land. yeah it broke apart don’t worry about it, it does that all the time
  • gneurshk
  • 🎶Society🎶 coming soon to a dank river valley near you
  • tired of using lame, sad metal? introducing BRONZE
  • the middle east is getting more complicated (maybe because it’s in the middle of the east)
  • oops china just broke
  • let’s check the greekification levels of the greekified kingdoms (greekification overload)
  • “heyyyyyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire mediterranean for breakfast
  • i s  l o v i n g  j e s u s  l e g a l  y e t
  • what’s a barbarian? “non-romans,” said the romans, being invaded by non-romans
  • they did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail
  • the king of mali is so rich he’s going on a tour to let everyone know
  • whoops half of europe just died
  • it’s the mahajapit majahapit mapajahit mahapajit mapajahit ma-ja-ha-pit?
  • wait, said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack
  • hey christians, do you sin?
  • “fuck the church, here’s 95 reasons why,” said martin luther
  • “damn,” said england and france, “we gotta start pillaging some stuff”
  • “let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off,” said robespierre, cutting everybody’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off (you could make a reli- no don’t)
  • [whispers] they never got ethiopia
  • hi im gandhi and if britain doesn’t get the hell out of india im going to starve myself in public. wow that worked?
  • look out china there’s a new china in china. 
  • what’s on the menu? communism
  • the united states finally decided whether racism is good or bad. they decided it’s bad and the world agrees (south africa might need another minute to think about it)
Ravenclaw Headcanon

Sometimes after a Ravenclaw has spent a lot of time alone, typically while trying to work on a project, they get some energy built up making it hard to continue to work. They can start to feel themselves become annoyed with their own jokes yet they can’t stop because their focus on the project has failed them and they need to get the creative energy out somehow. Even if it is just through memes and juvenile humor.

the zodiac signs in gryffindor

aries: will definitely catapult your a s s to uranus if you’re in their way

taurus: looks lazy af but will work hard day and night if they need to get something done till the next day

gemini: makes awful jokes and quotes memes irl, everyone including their friends wonder why they don’t get beat up on a daily basis

cancer: a bit shy and reserved but would fight a grizzly bear if their loved ones are being threatened

leo: the ultimate gryffindor™, wears sports hoodies even though they don’t particularly like that sports just bc aesthetics

virgo: saltier and more dead inside than the dead sea, will sass someone out in front of a cheering crowd when they have a bad day

libra: sweet and kind and doesn’t consider themselves very strong or heroic but is actually really brave

scorpio: looks all tough and cool but there’s an 80% chance they’ll cry if you tell them a kinda sad story

sagittarius: has so many talents and is instantly good at almost everything new they try it’s just ridiculous

capricorn: impossible to bring down to their knees and never seems to be tired, probably isn’t even human

aquarius: would 10/10 do something really reckless and dangerous/horrendously stupid just to surprise people, makes bad puns

pisces: small but not weak at all, argues with you for two hours if you say something they do not agree with

Curses (casting and receiving) Sentence Starters

“For what they did to you, I’ll make sure they pay a high price.”
“I hate needles. Why does it have to be a drop of blood and not a hair or an eyelash or something?”
“I don’t even need to touch you to hurt you.”
“I don’t normally do this, but you’ve left me without a choice.”
“The curse has already been cast. Sorry, but apologizing won’t help now.”
“You don’t feel it yet, but you will. Soon.”
“What goes around comes around.”
“You’ve betrayed me, and for that, you’re going to have to suffer.”
“May you have the worst luck of your life, every moment of every day.”
“I invoked a power much greater than us. Good luck fighting that.”
“Why should I show you mercy? You didn’t show mercy to anyone else.”
“If I curse you, will you finally leave me the hell alone?!”
“Your lies are going to cost you dearly.”
“I have magic on my side. What about you?”
“Hm? Oh, you just had a hair on your shirt. Don’t worry, I’m saving it for la - Uh, I got rid of it.”
“Why? Simple, because I despise you.”
“I won’t be a victim anymore. Consider this payback.”


“I don’t believe this curse bullshit really works.”
“What did you do to me?”
“Ow! Hey, stop with the pins already!”
“I don’t know what’s happening to me. What did you do?!”
“I think they put a curse on me.”
“What kind of person just curses someone they don’t like?!”
“I can’t explain it, it’s like everything that could go wrong IS going wrong.”
“I felt fine earlier. Now, it’s like I’m burning from the inside out.”
“Why? Why would you do this to me?”
“I’m sorry, please, just take the curse off of me.”
“Is there any way to break it?”
“Black salt? How do you make that?”
“Ah! God, it hurts!”
“Ouch! Why did you just pull my hair out?”
“Putting a curse on someone doesn’t fix anything. It just makes the problem worse!”
“Everything you send out comes back to you, remember?”
“I need to break a curse. I-I didn’t know who else to come to.”

INSULTS, THREATS, AND FLIRTATIONS. (1/6). from the lines for all occasions series.

  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  • I don’t look like much, but wait until you see my bank account.
  • I think you missed a spot.
  • The eighties called – they want their wardrobe back.
  • Welcome to hell.
  • My lawyers will crush you.
  • Any questions?
  • Nice to meet you. I’m ___, and you are… gorgeous.
  • It’s your word against mine.
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • This is how it ends.
  • If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.
  • You look like you could kick some ass.
  • Someone as beautiful as you deserves someone as rich as me.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
  • It’s a felony in this state to look that good, but if you go out with me, I’ll let you off with a warning.
  • I know all your secrets.
  • I know who you really are.
  • I watch you when you sleep.
  • I’m ugly, you’re ugly – it’s perfect!
  • With you around, I don’t need sugar in my coffee.
  • I can make your life a living hell.
  • I would never do what you did.
  • Use your words.
  • You’ve been warned.
‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters
  • ‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘
  • ‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘
  • ‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘
  • ‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘
  • ‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘
  • ‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘
  • ‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘
  • ‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘
  • ‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘
  • ‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘
  • ‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘
  • ‘ Please go to church. ‘
  • ‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘
  • ‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘
  • ‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘
  • ‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘
  • ‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘
  • ‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘
  • ‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘
  • ‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘
  • ‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘
  • ‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘
  • ‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘
  • ‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 
  • ‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘
  • ‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘
  • ‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘
  • ‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘
  • ‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘
  • ‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘
  • ‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘
  • ‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘
  • ‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘
  • ‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘
  • ‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘
  • ‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘
  • ‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘
  • ‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘
  • ‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘
  • ‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘

Okay so I was watching Thomas Sanders’ “Reacting to my old vines” video and I took some amazing screenshots of his face that I honestly think are meme worthy but I’m pretty shit at making memes so CAN SOMEONE MAKE MEMES OUT OF THESE PLEASE I NEED MORE MEMES OKAY

GO FORTH MY CHILDREN!!! YOU MAY RETURN ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE BROUGHT ME THE GREATEST OF ALL MEMES!!!!

You know what im just gonna say it

koogi needs a break and deserves all the love and support we can give her because it’s hard to make a living as an artist and churning out these long ass chapters each week is a very difficult thing for one person to do 

MOVIE SENTENCE STARTER.

an assortment of different movie quotes.

  • “i won’t fuck up my life, so you can find yourself.”
  • “the fact that you’re here means everything to me.”
  • “life moves pretty fast. if you don’t stop & look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
  • “i always meet the person first, to see if we understand each other.”
  • “as long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. you breathe. keep breathing.”
  • “smart & pretty. that right there is a deadly combination.”
  • “the more you care, the more the world finds ways to hurt you for it.”
  • “no matter how far, run for all you’re worth.”
  • “it takes a lot of courage to try & change your life.”
  • “you mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
  • “yeah, it was worth a shot.”
  • “don’t you want to take a leap of faith?
  • "hope is a dangerous thing.”
  • “you’ve got a secret. something you can’t tell anyone, because you don’t trust anyone.”
  • “you will never be lovelier than you are now. we will never be here again.”
  • “we’re not meant to save the world.”
  • “you can’t just make somebody something they’re not.”
  • “you are allowed to feel messed up. it doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.”
  • “you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”
  • “i’ve only really liked a handful of people in my life.”
  • “today it seems to me that my whole life was nothing but a string of failures.”
  • “i’m just tired, you know? i’m just fucking tired.”
  • “which would be worse - to live as a monster? or die a good man?
  • “on one hand, so what; & in the other hand, who cares?
  • “you got to stop taking yourself so seriously.”
  • “you do care. you care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death from the pain of it.”
  • “you sleep well because you know that you’re loved. i’ve never slept that well.”
  • “by the time we learn to live it is already too late.”
  • “have i told you how divinely happy i am?
  • “i can imagine anything, anybody, anywhere.”
  • "if we didn’t have any of the bad stuff, then how could we recognize the good?
  • “can you just hold me, please? you don’t understand. i just need you to hold me.”
  • “we get out now, or we die trying.”
  • “if you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
  • “the world’s either great or wretched, isn’t it?
  • “maybe i’m just being paranoid, but i gotta find out for sure.”
  • “you can only push someone so far, before they break.”
  • “you’re the closest thing i know to a superhero.”
  • “act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.”
  • “i think you severely overestimate your ability to break hearts.”
  • “i don’t want to win. i just want to make the world a better place.”
  • “i needed you in this life.”
  • “i knew this was going to be a bad day.”
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  • Toy Story: What defining moment started your current interest, passion, or life’s journey?
  • A Bug’s Life: Have you ever been part of a big misunderstanding?
  • Toy Story 2: Is there anyone you’re trying to get over, or just really miss?
  • Monsters’ Inc.: What have you misjudged before that later surprised you, good or bad?
  • Finding Nemo: Who is the most interesting stranger you’ve ever encountered?
  • The Incredibles: If you had a superpower based on your personality, what would it be?
  • Cars: Are you a small town or big city person, and why?
  • Ratatouille: What do you feel is your greatest talent?
  • WALL-E: What action, to you, conveys love?
  • Up: What type of person would you want to spend the rest of your life with?
  • Toy Story 3: How old do you feel at heart?
  • Cars 2: What kind of situations make you feel out of place?
  • Brave: If you could alter one thing in your life, what would it be?
  • Monsters University: How did you meet your best friend?
  • Inside Out: How do you tend to handle your emotions?
  • The Good Dinosaur: What comforts you when you’re afraid?
  • Finding Dory: What is one of your fondest memories?