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50 Odd Questions
  1. Which breakfast cereal best matches your personality?
  2. If you had to amputate one of your fingers, which one would you pick?
  3. Do you prefer personalized keychains or personalized coffee mugs?
  4. Which object in the room you’re in right now would make the best pet (not counting any animals in the room)?
  5. Which amphibian is the cutest?
  6. If you were a superhero, what career would your arch-enemy’s alter-ego have?
  7. Would you rather have your bedroom completely decorated with life-like dolls, or paintings of clowns?
  8. Which instrument will you force your future child to learn?
  9. What crime do you think you could get away with if you tried?
  10. What’s your favorite toy to play with during a bubble bath?
  11. Who would you dedicate your first novel to?
  12. If someone were to make a movie of your life, would it be a space opera, a Western, or a buddy cop flick? Yes, these are the only three genres you’re allowed to choose from.
  13. Which animal would you most like to be killed by?
  14. Who is your spirit Muppet?
  15. Would you rather live in a mailbox or a teapot?
  16. You can only wear one hat for the rest of your life. Which one do you pick?
  17. What is the most interesting thing you could do with styrofoam peanuts?
  18. If you had to kill someone, which song would you listen to while doing so?
  19. How many pairs of socks would you need to own before you can be truly happy?
  20. What’s your favorite office supply?
  21. Which TV theme song enrages you the most?
  22. You’re the first person ever to contract a horrifying, deadly illness, and they let you name it. What do you call it?
  23. Which US President do you think would give the best massages?
  24. What is your least favorite dog breed?
  25. Would you rather give up your family or air conditioning?
  26. Which food do you consider the saddest?
  27. What emotion does the word “effervescent” make you feel?
  28. Which zodiac sign do you think is the worst at playing chess?
  29. Would you rather have to wear headphones 24/7 for the rest of your life, or never be allowed to wear headphones again?
  30. Which is more attractive: nose hair or ear hair?
  31. Which cartoon character would you most like to have as a parent?
  32. Would you give up one of your eyeballs if in return you got eternal, unlimited, free high-speed wi-fi?
  33. If you were stranded on a desert island, which T-shirt would you want to be wearing?
  34. At what age did you first have Pop Rocks?
  35. What is your favorite alkaline earth metal?
  36. Which music genre would best describe your plans for the future?
  37. Which bird tastes the best?
  38. What musical instrument would be your ideal weapon?
  39. How many times per week do you perform a ritualistic sacrifice to O’zzurhol, Lord of Shadows, Praise Unto His Unholy Name?
  40. What is your biggest fruit-related regret?
  41. Which Disney villain henchman is the hottest?
  42. What’s the most embarrassing object you’ve ever injured yourself with?
  43. Is there any song in existence more horrible than “Happy Birthday”?
  44. Which insect would you most like to be for a day?
  45. If someone were to hand you a pool noodle right now, what is the first thing you’d do with it?
  46. Which five-syllable word best describes you?
  47. If you got to go on a date with your celebrity crush, which fast-food restaurant would you choose for it?
  48. If someone were to build a shrine to you, which scent should the candles be?
  49. What would you name your band, assuming that your genre was bluegrass dubstep?
  50. Which Disney Princess are you most afraid of?