Hey! I love your Voltron headcanons. May I ask (if it hasn't been done already) for either Pidge-Allura friendship or Allura-Shiro friendship? I just love Allura and your hc for her!
at last someone has requested these beautiful disasters
team “look like they’ve slept eight hours, are lying to you”
they have two very different internal reactions when others look to them for guidance
shiro’s like “yikes” while allura’s like “haha yes children flock to me, follow me into the pits of adrenaline and danger”
they balance each other out
neither of them can cook to save their damn lives
*allura picks shiro up* “…do i even weigh anything to you” “no it’s like holding a couple of grapes”
one time shiro had a nightmare where allura went on a mission with keith and pidge and they blew up a whole planet and anyway whenever the three of them are in a room together he feels the need to supervise
shiro’s uncle iroh, allura’s zuko
shiro: *gives heartfelt advice about being your best self and achieving your goals*
allura: “you gotta. just. take a bite of the silver sandwich”
together they make one (1) fully functioning adult
“allura stall that soldier for a little bit” allura, leaning up against the doorframe and blocking shiro from view: “so uh you come here often”
Venus in House I
Aren’t you miss Marilyn Monroe? You present yourself to the world with charm and cuteness and get stuff on your way like that. You’re very flirty and love to play dumb so stupid people thinking they’re too smart will lecture you and you will even get out of the situation pretending you’re a good learner when in fact you’re just being diplomatic and shady. You like to be sexually admired and know how to use it in your favor without being obvious. How not to like you? Not even you know that.
Venus in House II
Here comes Lana del Rey in her Sugar Baby phase. Maybe is not even conscious but your love life has to be luxurious and you will probably fall for rich people - not that you are actively looking for this kind of thing. To you, romantic means financial effort, and if they care enough they will do it for you, right? Also you’re pretty obsessed with stability. Love comes with a price, and you won’t marry and put your being in the hands of someone who can’t even pay its own bills. Maybe you have a heritage or come from a wealthy family, and you will keep at least the same pattern of life you already have with someone stable that knows how to $ enjoy $ life.
Venus in House III
You probably fell in love for a teacher once. You just can’t resist a sweet talk and somebody that can share stories, knowledge, with good humor and a mind sharp… you’re so done. You also like to be with someone that can talk about anything without making a big deal of it, and if they don’t have anything interesting to say anymore you get bored and that’s it, the end. Also because of your endless need for new information and learning you may feel polyamory is something considerable, maybe even desirable. So many people with so many stories to share! Or maybe not, if you date a true nerd with a good heart. Is very likely you will find romance in school or college, or any study group, and maybe inspire you to follow an academic or scholar career.
Venus in House IV
You are very, very, very romantic and sentimental. Love means marrying and children, or at least marrying and having loving pets to raise. Sometimes both. You like the traditional bound - you may even say is not for you but honey, you don’t fool anyone. You like the idea of having a ring in your finger and showing off your sweet partner while making up names for your future children (or pets). You probably came from a family that gave you this traditional view - or from a so fucked up family you desired your whole life yours were better than that and decided to make your new family the closest thing possible from a traditional one. Either way, you will look for someone that can handle your family or be among the other half’s family as it were yours. And you are a hard worker to keep things as perfect as a butter advertise.
Venus in House V
You are so in love… with yourself. And everything you create. You are expressive and people love your presence - they better do, you’re a fucking genius - and you know how to attract people, how to flirt, how to keep them interested. Is like they say: work on your garden and the butterflies will come to you, and geez, your garden is a stage with high quality lightning while Mozart plays in the background to make the flowers grow more beautifully. You work on your appearance, on your expressiveness, you know exactly what you’re doing and those who don’t know how to appreciate it are not worthy of you. Your partner is someone you picked from your fans, they must admire you too - better saying, they have to understand what you are and what you do. Otherwise why even bother to lose your time with them? Losers.
Venus in House VI
You love someone who is responsible and hard working. Love to you is something a bit colder than others, you have high standards for what you want in your life and need someone to help you achieve it. This someone must work as hard as you do, must cooperate with you and stand still facing critics because you’re really mental, and your relationship is one of the things you will analyze more than feel it. The problem is you might over analyze it and ruin things when they were supposed to be ok. Chill, man. You do a good work, trust your standards, you will do fine. And so will the person you coldly chose to be with you. You will probably fall in love for a competent co-worker, maybe even your boss, or someone with a very practical view.
Venus in House VII
You’re the Venus itself. You’re a social butterfly and diplomatic af, everybody likes you and you don’t even give them the chance to not like you. You’re so fucking nice and loving, how can they not like you? Unless you have a stellium in aries or something, geez, you’re good at attracting people. You will probably fall in love for pretty people, be pretty yourself and want pretty things surrounding you. You’re all about beauty - inner and outer, but c'mon, everybody likes the outer more. You’re well behaved, gentle, you talk looking into people’s eyes and genuinely asks if everything is ok. You will probably marry and be very happy since the person that will be attracted to you will admire every piece of you, and feel lucky to have you around. Just run from people that use other people (they might perceive you’re too nice and use the shit out of you) and creeps (they might see your kindness as openness and try to do creepy shit).
Venus in House VIII
The more complicated, the better. Not because of drama, you just like… intense things. Normal relationships bore the shit out of you, you need something that will change your life completely, change the way you see things, you feel things, someone that can divide your life in “Before my partner” and “After my partner”. Someone to do new things, develop new dreams, and someone to take care emotionally and trust completely. You’re not the type of going around telling everyone you’re in love - sometimes you don’t even feel it coming. Is just there, and then you want that person all for you, in a very possessive way, and do everything to mark your territory without being obvious. You like mysterious people, or just really different people, because they will make you feel beyond the obvious and share dark secrets - the ultimate love proof for you. You may have a thing for people you shouldn’t - be the other person, or even cheat. You also are a bit traditional… but a darker version, like Morticia and Gomez - to die and kill for it. Partners in life, partners in crime. Usually in life, though, if you’re healthy.
Venus in House IX
You want to PaAaARtYy. Woohoo. You have energy, passion, attitude, and you fall for very optimistic people that will take you out of your comfort zone and go beyond with you. You might fall for college teachers and researchers, maybe people that traveled the world, or even high knowledged religion leaders, like priests. Or just a parter for crazy ideas. To you, a relationship must be something to add flavor and spice to your life and make it something incredible. Make you do incredible things, go to places you never - or always - dreamed of. The ultimate romance is to take you in a trip where you will experiment so many new things and cultures. You’re all about expansion and your love will take you beyond, make you learn something new, master a new technique… love is something almost religious that will bring you salvation. The problem is when you notice the patterns of things and get bored, or if your beloved is passing through dark times of regression. You feel lonely and that energy becomes irritation, and you may go alone with hope to find new love since you have no time for sad people.
Venus in House X
You’re the boss here. You know exactly what you want for love, and this comes with traditionalism, effort and a good status. You like the idea of marrying and having kids but indifferently from your gender you will be the “man” of the house, the boss. You will lead the relationship, take the initiative, ask to go on a date, decide when to marry, choose where to live, what to do, how to do. You are very hard working and security is important to you - and if the person doesn’t give you enough of it you will just fire them and leave the spot open to better candidates. You may seem cold but you don’t play with your life and love is something strong for you, so you just don’t give it for anyone that messes with your head. You actually know very well the difference between love and lust and are able to have lustful relationships without love, just to relieve your carnal needs. Cold, right? But real. You take responsibilities and obligations very seriously, and if you decide to bond with someone you will do it in the right way.
Venus in House XI
You’re popular and care about everyone. When it comes to love you have to find someone that will bond with your friends and coworkers. You go along with everybody and important people tend to like you. You may get involved with someone very political, or with strong political views, particularly with the power to actually do something for the masses. Or maybe a technologic nerd that is developing solutions for daily problems. You’re all about improvement and will want someone to share this view, and work together to something that will help others somehow. You’re here to make things better and your partner must recognize this. You don’t fall a little tiny for selfish bastards, even if they look pretty af - at this point you’re probably questioning the beauty standards and laughing at people that tries too hard to look good. You’re different, unique, and sometimes this is a blessing, sometimes a curse. You know you’re out of the place and fall for smart all of the place people like you. And if your morals and political views matches you will probably going to die together, holding hands and shit.
Venus in House XII
Your love is unconscious. You’re dreamy and imagine a life together with an ideal you’re afraid it doesn’t exist. This may indicate your love is in a past life too, someone you’ve bond so strongly you miss him/her and don’t even know its face. Your love makes you better as a person, grow and learn more about you. You might feel you’re infantile and this is so strange for you, while it seems so obvious for others, and will want to hide and never try. You’re too ashamed to show your feelings and always expect the worst, sometimes making a self fulfilled prophecy, and then going after easy escapes such drugs, games, porn. Bonding is specially hard for you because that’s what you need most to grow, and growing is never easy. You might break up as soon as you realize the person is not what you wanted it to be, not wanting to deal with their problems. Don’t run. You’re lovely and you can make your big dreams come true if you stay and keep on trying. Or at least the closest thing to true, which is fantastic anyway, because you’re a fabulous dreamer and that’s a great gift.
You feel Zen’s fingers just freeze around your arm
Did those words really come out of your sweet little mouth?
Starts to wonder how else your mouth can amaze him *wink wonk*
jfc this kinky piece of shit is too much for me
Basically after that incident, you don’t hold back anymore
Although Zen doesn’t get used to it for a while after-all your words and appearance are so completely different, he secretly loves it when you swear
Especially when you mention body parts
Specifically when you mention his body parts
He thinks he could handle any other surprise you throw at him
You prove him wrong during an RFA get-together one day, where you all go to visit Jaehee’s cafe together since she just began to sell new things I like to believe they have their happy endings no matter what route you choose see sometimes I can be optimistic
You buy one of the fresh baguettes, eye it for a moment, then your tongue darts out and-
“Babe, just what are you doing?” you hear Zen’s concerned voice
Everyone is looking at you
Meekly, you reply “I lik the bred.”
Seven doubles up in laughter, since he’s basically the only one who gets it this nerd
Zen thinks you’re ill
You have to explain to him that it’s from a meme, and horror dawns on his face
“I’m dating a female version of Seven.”
But it’s fine, he loves you anyways, and insists you teach him about the world of memes so he can try to understand your references
Though it’s like teaching the average mom how to use a computer
No matter how many times you explain, he just doesn’t get it
Ok first off lemme just say rip Baehee
When she sees you for the first time, she is glad to see how sweet you look; your tender smile and innocent eyes wash away her stress and fatigue
That is, until you promptly grab her hand and say, “Damn, I’ve really hooked myself one bitchin’ fine-ass lady.”
Excuse me w h a t???????
Jaehee is physically unable to process what you just said
MC is that really you?!?!?!
“Jumin can really be a such dickhead sometimes. I’ve always wanted to say that to you,” you continue, scratching your head.
good job MC you just done gone and b r o k e the bae
How can someone so innocent-looking have such a foul vocabulary?
She thought the swearing was shocking enough
But boy was she not prepared for the memes
As soon as you two spot Seven, you just proceed to dab the fuck out and narrowly miss hitting Jaehee square in the face with your hand
oh no, she thinks
Seven reaches into his pocket and pulls out a few HB chips
seems like Dat Boi stashed a bag in big suit
“Bröther may i have some öats?” you say
on nO, she thinks again
bröther, I’ve already begun eating the
“I have very few
öats bröther, I must procure yours.”
Oh NO JUST WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR??
Jaehee promptly collapses from the shock and let’s just say that it takes a while for her to recover
She has you limit your swearing to when you’re alone together, if at all possible
But she cannot hold back your occasional meme streams while working at the coffee shop
When Jumin first hears you swearing, a puzzled look flashes across his face, but there’s no grand reaction
He just accepts it as part of who you are, and thinks it’s an interesting part of ‘commoner language’
There’s a business meeting with some dudes whom you despise, mostly because of their lewd comments directed towards you, which Jumin merely brushes away
You walk up to your babe during a break
“That guy is an absolute fucking asshole, it’s a pity that you have to do business with such an obnoxious smelly ballsack.”
“Um princess he’s still here.”
said obnoxious smelly ballsack is fuming, starts cussing right back at you
You summon up all your hate for him and hiss “Cash me outside, howbow dah?”
Everyone in the room: ?????????
“MC what language was that just now?”
“The language of memes.”
*asks Seven what this language is*
"Can you please teach me how to speak it?”
Jumin’s very first meme, hear me out, is not about his gayness
It’s the heavy breathing cat
and oh my god does he spam it
So much that Zen just basically stops taking part in any chat that involves Jumin
The Memeing Ways Part 2: How to Keep a Meme Relevant by Saeyoung Choi
and actually, surprisingly enough, Jumin also becomes a memer
also becomes a meme himself
Apart from the mutual memeing in the chats, Seven considered you to be more of a demure, down-to-fuck earth kind of girl, and this idea was only strengthened when he saw your sweet looking face
As soon as you spot the tomato in the crowd at the RFA party, you dart over to his side and say
“Well just fucking bend me over sideways and fuck me twice there are so many people?!”
Seven blinks at you
A slow grin spreads across his face as he realizes o hhe’s been deceived
*pretends to be shot in the chest*
“Hmmmmmm watcha saayyy,” you sing, slowly backing away
Seven is gonna die he loves you so much???? like what she’s also into memes????
Adores your cussing, and y’all nerds start to make up your own insults, even if they really don’t make any sense to other people
His personal favorites are “white crayola” and “factory edition Vanderwood″
You guys order your very own none pizza with left beef, but it tastes to bad
Today I saw something that made me sick to my stomach. I saw a post about an anon who was bragging about sending another user hate with the intention to get them to deactivate. It makes me sick that people are like this. I will not disclose who this user is in any way. What do you gain from doing this to them? Why does this kind of stuff bring people joy and satisfaction. It’s sick.
We are all simblr siblings, irregardless of which game we play, what we create, whether or not we use CC or not, we are all unified by our love for the sims games. It sickens me that people in our community get enjoyment out of hurting others in some fashion.
No one deserves to get hate in any form, especially from people that are too weak and scared to say these things to your face. Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. I believe in this 100%. You should not value the opinions of hateful people, especially those too scared of coming forward without hiding their identity. I value these people about as much as a dog turd. Maybe even less. And so should you.
And in the event you get anon hate, do not respond with “I have depression, anxiety, threaten to leave, pull downloads etc.” They will not feel sorry for you, it’s merely ammo to use against you and you’re giving them exactly what they want; a reaction” If someone calls you out privately or publicly, for something you said/did/posted, do not delete the post. It makes you look guilty. And while you may be ashamed of it, own it. Apologize and own it. I can guarantee the chances of having a positive reaction will increase tremendously if you own up to your mistakes. And it gives people less ammo to use against you. They can’t make you feel bad about something you’ve already apologized and owned up to. And honestly, you’ll feel so much better mentally by doing this. There’s a relief in owning up to the things you’ve done. If @cupidjuice can make the comeback of the century, then so can you. All they want from you is a reaction, for you to blow up and feel affected by their words. Don’t give in to this.
I refuse to be part of a community where people are scared of expressing themselves and doing things they enjoy out of fear of getting hate for it. While I can’t stop hateful people from being around, you can change how they react to you and how they treat you. If you don’t give them the reaction they crave, they have no motivation or reason to bother you. Don’t let them bother you.
If you agree or would like others to see this, please reblog it for me.
Pamela Bass, Jeffrey Dahmer’s former neighbor, said that she
spoke to him for the first time as Dahmer was taking out his garbage. The two
made some small talk. She then asked: “What are you over here with all these
black people.” He told her he moved to the Oxford Apartments because it was
close to his job.
She described him as “kind of friendly, but kind of
introverted.” She said he didn’t have many friends in the building but that he
would always talk to her.
She said that sometimes she would go over to his apartment
and have a beer with him. Sometimes, she would give him a sandwich to take to
work with him.
“He was kind of kind-hearted to people, you know. He would
share what he had with you. “
She recalls the night Dahmer was arrested. Her and her husband were in bed since
Mr. Bass had to get up early for work.
“It was about 11 and Jeff, of course is over there, he’s got
someone in his house. You can hear his music playing but his door was open. The
police came there and I could hear them outside my door talking. One of the
officers said, ‘Hey, man, get the fuckin’ cuffs!’ And they were scuffling with
him. But he howled like an animal that I had never heard before. Just a loud,
screeching, unhuman…and I flew and jumped in the bed with my husband and pulled
the covers up over my head. I said I don’t know what’s going on over there but
something is going on over there with Jeff. He said call the police and I said
the police are already over there.”
She didn’t believe that Jeff had done anything until the
police started to bring out boxes of body parts, etc. She actually thought at
first that someone had been killed in Dahmer’s apartment and that he had been
Dahmer’s former friend and neighbor was disgusted and
horrified. She even worried that since she had eaten something from Dahmer’s
house that she may have eaten human flesh. Bass was outraged and angry. When
Dahmer was arrested, she was the first person he requested to see and she
refused to go.
When Dahmer was killed, Bass said she was incarcerated at
the time. She can’t recall what she was in jail for that it was a parking
ticket or something like that. Bass said that when news of Dahmer’s death broke,
every inmate cheered – except for her. She said she began crying
•Mother hen to e v e r y o n e. It doesn’t matter if you’re his best friend or some random person who fell in the hallway, James Potter is now your mum and you can’t do anything about it
•somehow knows exactly what everyone in the Gryffindor house’s favorite food is and gets the house elves to serve it every year on their birthday without fail
•a mommas boy both to his actual mother (she tucked him in every time he was home without fail) and to McGonagall, who he’d have tea with occasionally to talk about quidditch, transfiguration, and his friends (including lily). These talks were a big reason why the boys were able to figure out how to become Animagi
-loves being touched? From having his hair stroked to lying with his head in remus’ lap to throwing an arm around James after a big game. Because his family never gave him that kind of affection, so he sucks it all in when he can
-an actual romantic? Like Jily’s biggest fan, secretly reads love poems and has a huge stash under his bed, every Gryffindor guy went to him for relationship advice at least once, plans out the best dates kind of sappy romantic
-the embodiment of a puppy. He was the first one to start a snowball fight, the last one out of the water at the beach, the instigator of every pillow fight. He was always willing to hang out with the younger boys because usually they were more willing to light things on fire or create a mess than older ones
•always had chocolate. Always. All the girls knew to ask him for some if they got cramps in the middle of class. No one knew where he got it from. He never got packages of it in the mail and whenever there was a hogsmeade weekend he didn’t buy anything at honeydukes. Truly a mystery
•only wore clothes if they were soft. Also he didn’t care whose they were. Known to steal James’ flannel pajama bottoms, peter’s huge sweaters, Sirius’ silk socks that he got imported from some foreign country, and Lily’s best scarves. All at once. The layer king and also a babe
•always ready to fight. Sirius steals a piece of bacon at breakfast? Remus cusses him out. James hits him with a snowball before Herbology? Remus literally buries him under a large pile of snow that had been on the branches of the tree James was under. Someone calls lily a mudblood in the hallway? Remus hexes them so many times they end up in the hospital wing, unrecognizable and throwing up goldfish
•dj for every party. Had the best records, and people would have competitions over whether or not they could request a song he already had. It only happened once, and the song was an American folk song from the 1800’s that Lily had requested
•always the perfect temperature. Cool in the summer and warm in winter. This may not seem like such a big deal but really having someone around that’s always warm in winter is a 10/10 life win everyone would be cuddled up to peter like he was living furnace
•could be counted on for anything. Always had notes done, even for classes he didn’t take somehow. Ask him to remind you to do something and he would. Ask him for a shortcut because you’re running late and he’ll lead you to the portrait of the man eating grapes that the staircase to the fourth floor is behind. Most reliable friend ever which is why Lily and James chose him for secret keeper
Bonus: the marauders in general
•in love with life. Had the loudest laughs, the brightest smiles, the biggest tears. Lived everything to the fullest and without regret
•the bravest boys. would do anything for what they thought was right. Threw themselves into the fight against Voldemort before experiencing any of the world because if they didn’t, there would be no world to experience
•loved without fear. It didn’t matter who you were, once one of them loved you, you were in and they were all going to protect you. And it didn’t take much to create their love usually, just being a decent person seemed to do it. Were always loved in return, because how could you not?
Could you do a Calfreezy x reader story where they’re both youtubers and do the yoga challenge and their fans ship them?”
“Hello everyone and welcome back to my channel!”
Cal’s loud voice boomed throughout the apartment, alerting me to the fact he had started recording. I watched him make his introduction patiently from the floor where I sat cross legged.
“Today I am making a video that’s quite popular as of now, you may have seen Simon and Cal do it and I’m pretty sure even Zoella has done it at some point - it’s the yoga challenge!”
“Woooo!” I cheered. Cal smiled down at me.
“Obviously I won’t be doing this by myself, incase you couldn’t already tell by the high pitched giggles I have someone here to join me, do you wanna introduce yourself?”
Pouting, I pinched his leg before jumping up.
“My giggle is not high pitched! But hi everyone!”
He laughed as he wrapped an arm around my shoulder. I smiled and waved at the camera.
“Yep so I have Y/n here with me today, you guys know who she is, you’ve seen her before but her links will be in the description nonetheless.”
“Damn straight they will,” I interrupted.
“Shut it you. Anyway, Y/n has actually done yoga before so I’m hoping I have a lot to learn - would you say you’re a pro?”
His blue eyes looked down at me. My mind was focused on the fact that his arm was still around my shoulder; I couldn’t help but stutter slightly as his long fingers stroked the exposed skin of my shoulder, where my tank top did not cover.
“A pro,” I repeated, realising I had not yet responded. “Well I wouldn’t go that far. But I’m very flexible!”
“Well that’s always good to know,” Cal looked up at the camera and I heard Harry laugh softly from behind it. “Well all of the positions have been chosen by none other than the wroetoshaw, and neither I nor Y/n have actually had a chance to see them yet, so here we go!”
I strolled over to the laptop balancing on the arm of the sofa. Cal filled the filming space with small conversation as I browsed through the photos - some I was familiar with, some seemingly impossible.
“We’ll start with this one,” I called and Cal nodded.
“Where do you want me?”
“Just standing up straight,” I continued to observe the photo in order to memorise the position. “It looks like you just have to hold me above your head.”
“That seems simple enough.” Cal shrugged, and I noticed Harry and Lux exchange a look behind the camera.
I stood in front of Cal, the height difference more prominent than ever. He held out his arms and I leant back into them, instantly being lifted off the ground. One of his hands gripped firmly on my thigh, the other on the centre of my back. We held this for a couple of seconds before he placed me back on the ground.
“Well that was simple, what next?”
“Well, this is where it gets a bit more difficult.” My fingers tapped the laptop, scrolling through the many screenshots of poses. “I need you lying down.”
“Lying down?” he repeated, eyebrows furrowed and I nodded.
“Yeah, lying down. And then I’m going to balance on top of you.”
“On top, right.”
He scratched the back of his neck, glancing at Lux before lying down on his back. I placed one leg on either side of his crotch before bending and placing my hands firmly on his thighs, causing him to squirm slightly. He cleared his throat.
“I’m not gonna lie Y/n I don’t really know where to look right now.”
A laugh fell from my lips.
“Try not to get too excited, Cal.”
“Believe me I’m trying,” he responded under his breath, and I silently questioned whether or not I was supposed to hear it. I kicked my legs. Eventually I reached the final position, performing a hand stand on top of Cal.
“I did it! I actually did it!”
As I attempted to graciously get down Cal squirmed again, causing me to lose grip. I reached out my hand in order to stop me falling and grabbed on to the first thing within distance - not, at this moment, realising I had just so happened to have grabbed onto his crotch.
“Jesus Y/n!” He groaned and I withdrew my hand, my jaw dropping. Lux and Harry erupted into fits of laughter from where they sat on the sofa, and I bit my lip at the camera.
“You know what, I think that’s a great place to end this video,” Cal stood, keeping place behind me. “Thank you guys for watching-”
“You did two positions!”
“Shut up Harry, thank you guys for watching and I’ll see you next time bye!”
Cal ended the video and I gave him a questioning look.
“Cal. That was two poses. How are you gonna make a whole video out of that?”
He shrugged, rubbing the back of his neck. “I just won’t edit it. It’ll be like one massive bloopers video since the positions took us so long anyway.”
He left the room to go and upload the footage and I sat down on the sofa next to Harry. We engaged in conversation for a while, mainly consisting of him teasing me about Cal. Truth be told I liked him. We hadn’t known eachother all that long - only a year, when I’d met him through the sidemen - but I had developed feelings for him quickly. Nobody knew this, but Harry’s suspicions were soon growing.
Lux re entered the room and I hit Harry’s arm, signalling for him to shut up.
“Alright Cal? Y/n and I are just talking about how she’s gonna fuck Freezy.”
“Oh really, Y/n? It’s funny you should say that actually. Read the comments on the video.”
“It’s uploaded already?” I asked as Lux flopped down on the sofa next to me, handing me his phone. I began scrolling through comments.
“Go on, read them out I wanna hear!” Harry exclaimed, and I mentally cursed.
“Top comment: ‘Who’s betting he cut the camera off to fuck her?’ That already has one thousand likes?”
Both boys laughed.
“Second comment - I’ve never seen so much sexual tension in one ten minute video. The next four comments just say shit about us being in a secret relationship.”
“Keep reading,” Lux assured me.
“’Who wants to bet the next video we see of these two is a boyfriend girlfriend tag? This is like Zalfie all over again.’ Then someone just replied saying ‘they 100% are already fucking’…”
“There are some nice ones too!” Freezy interjected as he entered the room. I jumped. “The fans are shipping it, hardcore.”
Just found you’re account a few days ago, and I was just wondering if I could
request? I honestly love your write so much. ❤️ if you could wright a newt
scamander imagine where Newt leaves the reader for Leta (set in hogwarts) and
they don’t talk until like some point? Idk. please make it angst but with a
happy ending? Thanks!
currently open! Feel free to send one in
You spot Newt’s lanky frame curled up in the grassy spot near the lake, knees against his chest and hands around his knees as he stares out over the water, His shaggy hair blows like the waves in the breeze. You can’t fight your smile as you watch him absentmindedly brush his hair from his eyes. You reach into your pocket, forgetting that your gift is back in your room, hidden between the pages of your transfiguration textbook. You remind yourself that it’s only one more day before you can give it to him. One more day.
He doesn’t hear you approaching, jumping at your voice when you call out to him.
“There you are.” The words are a routine, a joke from nearly a year ago when Newt had approached you with shaking hands.
Newt starts to stand, but stops when you shake your head and toss your books onto the ground, plopping down next to him. “Here I am.” He says, scooting over as you take his hand.
“Studied any amazing creatures lately? It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve seen you.”
Newt’s smile is small. “It’s only been a week and a half.”
You raise your eyebrows and lean back. “Sure feels like forever.”
Newt stares at your joined hands. “Maybe.”
The breeze slows, leaving only the warm sunshine to brush your face. “It’s beautiful out. I hope it stays this way for tomorrow.”
You don’t notice the change in Newt’s tone as you chatter on. “Wow, can you believe it’s been a year? Isn’t a picnic the perfect way to celebrate a year together?”
You’re probably sick of me by now but I just had to, I needed a way to cope with all these feelings (not like I’ve processed them already)
This one is set on Sunday and Monday and of course after 4x08
Hope you like it!
looked at his watch, he still had time before he needed to leave. He stared at
himself in the mirror and took a deep breath.
“Okay Yousef, you can do this. She knows you like her and you know she
likes you. The difficult part is over. Now all you have to do is go there and
talk to her. And please don’t screw up, just please don’t screw up. This is
your chance, today is the day. You can do this”
“Yousef honey? Are you talking to someone?” he heard his mom saying
“Uh…I’m talking on the phone” he said blushing as if someone had actually
caught him giving himself a pep talk.
his head, grabbed his jacket and left his room.
“Hey mom I’m heading out” he said as he entered the kitchen where his
“Are you meeting the boys?” she asked focused on the food she was making
“Uh…no…I’m…I’m actually meeting Sana” he said scratching the back of his neck
“Bakkoush?” she said turning around to face him and leaning against the counter
crossed her arms on her chest and titled her head
“Well it’s about time. You’ve had a crush on her since you met her”
“What? I haven’t…I don’t…”
“Yousef, you’re my son and just like I know that you weren’t talking on
the phone a few minutes ago I also know that you like her”
“I was just…forget it” he said shaking his head in embarrassment “I’m heading out, I’ll see you
“Okay but you better treat that girl like the good boy I’ve raised or
you and I are going to have a conversation understood?”
was waiting outside her class when the day ended. They had agreed on spending
the Monday afternoon together
Sana greeted her with a smile
started to walk down the hall towards the exit.
“So where do you want to go?” Sana asked
“Yeah…about that…” Noora said hesitantly “Remember how you emailed William to push us
Sana said confused
“Well, don’t be mad but…”
pointed at something, someone, behind Sana. They had already reached the exit
and were indeed outside. Sana turned around slowly and saw him, standing several
meters from them, Yousef Acar clearly waiting for her.
“What have you done, Noora?” Sana asked her
“I may have told him you like him…”
“I’m sorry! The boy was so confused because you smiled at him and then
you didn’t talk to him and I just had to do something. Hey, you owed me one”
“Well, now we’re even” Sana said rolling her eyes
“Sana, don’t panic, it’ll be okay I promise” Noora said placing her hands on
Sana’s shoulders and squeezing them a little.
“So he knows I like him?” Sana sighed
“And he knows I know he likes me?”
“Yes. I told him you had read the texts”
“I won’t be the only one embarrassed…good” Sana said nodding
“Go get him girl!” Noora encouraged her
laughed and shook her head.
approached him biting her lip compulsively.
greeted her as she got to him
“Hi. What are you doing here?”
I don’t work on Mondays and I just thought about maybe walking you home?”
“Uh, yeah sounds good” she said nodding
of them moved, they just stared at each other in an awkward silence.
“Look Yousef, I know you know and you know I know and I know you know I
know and this is starting to sound like a Friends episode so let me start again…”
shook her head trying to look for the right words
“You know I like you and I know you like me” Yousef helped her
“So…what now?” he asked
“I don’t know…what do you…what do you want to do?” she asked hesitantly
“I want to go out with you” he said biting his lip
“Go out as in hang out or go out as in…”
“Go out as in dating” he confirmed “What do you think about that?”
“Uh…that sounds good to me”
he said swallowing
repeated, she waited a moment before adding “So can we stop being awkward
“Oh yes please, this is killing me” he said chuckling “We really suck at talking about
“We really do” she agreed laughing
“So…shall we go?” he asked
kept walking in silence but this time it wasn’t like before, this time it was
comfortable, familiar. Still, Sana decided to break it. She couldn’t hold that
thought any longer
“So…soulmates, huh?” she asked raising her eyebrows at him
closed his eyes in embarrassment and shook his head
“You’re going to tease me about that forever, right?” he chuckled
she confirmed nodding
“Forever sounds good”
This is it!
Hope you’ve liked it!
I’ve just realized that in one of Noora’s texts it shouldn’t say she told me yesterday it should say she told me on friday sorry but I’ve written three fics set in three different days and right now I don’t even know what day it’s today haha
Thank you so so much for reading!!
BTW since I’ve written 4 different one-shots regarding yesterday’s clip I’m going to leave here the links just in case
Prompt: Tony has made a bet to see who could end up with the most fans, out of the Avengers, by the end of the month. Bucky takes it just to piss Sam off and Reader really wants to prove that she isn’t the least popular. Bucky and Reader team up to be a fake couple in order to beat the other Avengers, agreeing to split the prize at the end. Will it all work out?
A/N: The second part out in probably record time! I’m very thankful for the positive reception so far so hopefully, I don’t let you guys down. Thank you all again so much for reading.
Warnings: Not approved by Captain Rogers’ Potty Mouth Prevention Unit
“When was the last time you went on a date, Barnes?” You hissed. You and Bucky walked down the sidewalk, hand in hand. When Bucky told you his great idea for a first ‘date’, you were convinced he had it down to the very last detail. Dates, wardrobe, lines. Like it was some sort of reality TV show.
Right now, he was nervous. He tried to keep a cool face, but he was holding onto your hand a bit too tightly.
“A successful date or just date in general?” Bucky asked. You wanted to facepalm so badly, but you didn’t want to make him feel worse. Pretending was fun as children, but now it just felt like work. Fake smiling for this long already had your cheeks starting to hurt. It didn’t help that every time Bucky whispered in your ear, you had to force out an appropriate giggle. Half the stuff he said were bad jokes that made you want to groan, and the other half was trying to stay sane while proceeding with the mission.
As fake as you felt, the plan was clearly working. You knew that more than just a few people have taken snapshots of you two strolling down the busy boulevards of Manhattan all cute and couple-like. Not to mention the whispers on the street. The city’s street lamps weren’t the best lighting, but you were certain that the city lights reflecting on your long dress would be a great cover for US Weekly.
Your date didn’t look bad either. He was less Bucky and more James Buchanan Barnes. His hair was neatly tied and combed back, with a full tux and everything. “It’s gonna be okay.” You go to wrap your arm around his and lean in closer.
You cup your hands around Bucky’s ear. “I bet by this time tomorrow we’ll be on the front page of every tabloid.”
He let out a small rumble of laughter. Sometime about the sound made you want to smile as well. It was strange seeing him so happy, even if it wasn’t really genuine. You felt the tension leave his arm and the stiffness disappears from his walk.
“I know being carefree isn’t exactly your thing, but if it makes it easier just think about how great it’ll feel to win the contest,” you suggest. Bucky looks over to you with a smile and a sly twinkle in his eye. You were starting to see what all the ladies in the forties must have been chattering about. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
“For one, gotta give the people some good angles,” Bucky said. You rolled your eyes and playfully slapped his chest. “Two, you have a leaf in your hair.”
Your hands dropped his, flying to your hair to comb it through. Lo and behold, a single ivy green leaf got caught by your fingers. “You didn’t think to tell me this before the lenses started clicking?” Your face blossomed in pink.
Bucky chuckled again, only to take you by the shoulders and turn you around. “We’re here.” This must have been the playful side of Bucky you always heard Steve reminiscing about. You stared at the name of the restaurant Bucky brought you to. “Bucky, this is like a three star Michelin restaurant. How did you-”
Before you could finish your sentence, Bucky held your hand and led you in. “I have my ways, doll, but I think you’re blocking the entrance.” You turned behind to see a small line of people all dressed in silks and formal wear impatiently tapping their leather shoes. “I may have done a lot of research on the computer. Having a billionaire’s worth of knowledge and stuff doesn’t hurt either.”
“Why did you pick this place anyway? Not that it isn’t amazing, but I think this venue is a bit upscale and stuffy for both our liking,” you said.
A single glance around the place and you already felt like a fake. Giant crystal chandeliers hung over each table, which itself was decorated in gleaming white cloth and golden embellishments. Each chair sat someone who looked of high society and money. “And now I feel ever faker than before,” you mutter.
Bucky didn’t seem phased, instead putting his arm around you and giving your shoulder a reassuring squeeze. Following the waiter, you were escorted to a semi-private table for two.
“Did I pick the perfect spot or what?” Bucky gloated.
“I’ll say, it’s going to be so easy to spy on us. Even more so than whenever Steve tries to leave with just a baseball hat on,” you observe.
“That hat trick worked more than a few times, I’ll have you know,” Bucky informed you as-a-matter-of-fact-ly. “But that’s not why this spot is so great. Look over there.” He tilted his head toward another table. There sat a bunch of people in white shirts, ties, and some sort of ID hanging from their necks. Cameras and similar equipment were scattered on chairs and the tables around the area as well.
“Journalists?” You gasp.
“Not just any old journalists. Rumor has it that every year the best of the news world meet here to plan out their award ceremonies and whatnot.” Bucky said. “And what a coincidence that we’re right in their field of view.”
You look away to gape at Bucky. He wore a proud smirk on his lips. “Bucky Barnes, you are a genius.”
“Nah,” he reaches across the table for your hand. You gladly take it. “Just what any old guy who wants to win a bet would do.”
“Trust me, you may be old but you’re not just any guy,” you muse. He looked up at you in surprise and a few mixed emotions, but you were already flipping through the menu and gawking at the kinds of food and their prices. “Jeez Bucky, I hope you managed to find the end of a rainbow in time because I can’t pay for this with my salary.”
“I feel like you’re starting to doubt my abilities to pull this off,” Bucky said. The two of you continued to laugh and joke around until the waiter came by again.
He looked up from his notepad, eyes widened. For a few seconds, his eyes went from Bucky to you to him again. You and Bucky shared a knowing look. “P-pardon me Madame, what would you like to order?”
Bucky gave you a final nod, signaling for you to get the snowball rolling. “It looks like you caught us!” You held your hands up jokingly. “Yes, it is I, H/N with Bucky Barnes. Don’t worry, we’re not here on a mission,” you say loudly. Already, a few people turned to look, including the table of journalists.
“What an honor, Miss H/N, m-might I offer you a list of our specials?” The waiter started to stammer.
As the wait staff walked away, you and Bucky couldn’t help but burst into small fits of laughter. “My goodness, do you think the entire restaurant heard?” You ask between breaths.
“I’m almost positive they did. You seem to have a natural talent for ruining the classy ambiance with your loud voice. Not that it isn’t charming,” Bucky winked.
You two continued the conversation, ever so slowly inching towards one another. It wasn’t long before your face was right in front of his. You stared into his blue eyes, as mischievous as ever. Bucky glanced to the left once. Tucking a stray hair behind your ear, he came even closer. “Are they watching?”
You try to sneakily glance at the reporters’ table as well. “Almost for certain, yeah,” you said. In an instant, he pressed into you lips first. You sucked in a breath, nearly forgetting to kiss back. It was quick, sweet, and eye-catching. You hoped you were correct in hearing a camera shutter go off. Pulling away, Bucky seemed breathless. He continued to look at you in that strange way. Not exactly romantic or infatuated. More like…genuine amusement.
“Well, Mr. Barnes?” You raise your eyebrows at him. He looked confused. “How would you say our first kiss went?”
He groaned, making you laugh. “Don’t get cocky on me now.”
“No promises,” you shrug. “Don’t look now, but I think our plan is being executed quite smoothly. Journalist coming in on your left.”
You both turned and saw a woman in a red skirt with a pen and paper in her hands. She stopped right in front of your table with an excited smile. “How are you? Janet Howards, Entertainment Weekly. It is such an honor to meet you both.” She shook both of your hands firmly. “My colleagues and I couldn’t help but notice you guys. Mind if we ask some questions?”
Without even looking, you knew that Bucky was beaming. “Of course not, although we’d like to keep it low-profile,” you lied. You and Janet Howards both knew that this was going to blow up by the end of the day.
The quickfire questions came a bit faster than you had thought they would, although you and Bucky still answered like you practiced. Were you really dating? Any plans for the future? What warranted such a special night out? Do any of the other Avengers know about your romance? The questions were handled like clockwork. You remembered to look at Bucky with a fond gaze every now and then, which he gladly returned.
The answers were simple. After a lot of reality-tv binge watching with Bucky and YouTube searches about celebrity couple interviews, the whole media industry became as predictable as snow in the mountains. You gave every ounce of juicy ‘gossip’ over, from a secret romance to helping each other heal to hiding it all away from the public eye until now.
Janet bit her lip, trying to contain the excitement as she furiously scribbled down every last detail you and Bucky fed to her. There were a lot of “you guys are so great together"s and “sorry if this is too personal, but"s. The entire act felt just like that. An act. A beautifully rehearsed, made-to-sell act.
As Janet finally left you two alone, you let out a deep breath. "So, how do you think it went?”
“You were perfect, doll,” Bucky complimented.
“Not so bad yourself, Buck,” you smile back. As the two of you finished your meals and walked back to the car, still holding hands, you couldn’t help but marvel and how smoothly tonight went. “You know, tonight was a lot easier than I thought it would be, thanks to you.”
“What do you mean?” Bucky asked. He opened the car door for you.
You sat inside and finally let yourself relax into the chair. “Well, I guess this fake dating thing couldn’t have possibly worked out well with just anyone. I guess I’m trying to say that I’m glad you’re my fake boyfriend.”
Bucky laughed again. Unlike on the streets or in the restaurant, this felt real. “And you’re the best fake girlfriend I could have asked for.” A bit hesitantly, he kissed you on the forehead. You smiled and stared out the passenger window. Even though the entire night felt plastic, the wind in your hair and Bucky’s lingering kiss made you feel a little more alright.
If you haven’t heard about it already, two Instagram accounts have recently surfaced, seeming as if they are private accounts for Dan and Phil.
Phil’s: phil.lester.co Dan’s: daniel.howell.co No one knows how long these accounts have been around for, but we could guess that Dan’s has been around for nearly a year.
What could these accounts contain? Well, if they’re actually Dan and Phil’s accounts, then most likely private photos they wish to share with only close friends and family. However, close friends, such as Bryony and Wirrow, aren’t even following these accounts. (but that doesn’t mean that they can’t have other accounts that follow them!!) The reason these, or at least Dan’s, cannot be fan-made accounts is because Dan’s public account follows “his” private account.
You will see people saying that the Dan an account is simply the person who used to own the danielhowell username. BUT that cannot be true because it wouldn’t explain the Phil account.
Some people believe that possibly they want to not appear as “Dan and Phil” anymore, and not exactly go separate ways, but not always be seen as one thing. In reality, this could never work. Dan and Phil both understand that if they really want more fans or a larger audience, the way to do that is by sticking together. Branching off in separate directions could only make things worse for them.
Could this be related to whatever is going on in August? Yes and no. If this is the big thing they’ve been working on then I suppose it would make sense. BUT they said they were doing, and have already done something in February that we may see. Technically, whatever they did in February could be released in August, or never released at all. When Dan talked about this in the liveshow, he didn’t make it seem like a huge deal, and only said it was a “thing” him and Phil did. For someone who hypes up absolutely everything, it does seem a bit weird that he didn’t make this seem super important, but that could have just been because they were unsure of if they even wanted to release whatever it is. And this leads to another question:
Why would they have been unsure about letting everyone see it? Logically, it could be something that they weren’t sure about how much they liked how it turned out. But, as it’s something they skipped Japan and SITC for, they’ve obviously made up their mind about it. On the other hand, if it’s something such as coming out as a couple, there’s a good reason to be unsure about releasing it. (please don’t get your hopes up for that, we know how they are)
Could this be a huge secret project? As unlikely as it seems for them to do something huge right after finishing so many things, and having little to no time to relax, it is very very possible. And then after they do this last project is when they’ll just settle down and have time to relax, buy a house and dog, etc.
Does this mean that the August moving theory is false? Not exactly. The secret project must be related to February, but that doesn’t mean it HAS to be related to August or That Week in March. If it’s something small, then they could just release it whenever they like, but if it’s something big then yes, it would almost definitely be what’s going on in August.
Even though all of this has happened, we should still consider these possibilities: - February, That Week in March, could all be not related to each other (unlikely, but still possible) - The secret project could be small and only related to February, while August/Week in March is another thing
One other idea is that these accounts are their private accounts in which they post cute/coupley photos, and they have been posting them there for a while, then in August they unprivate it.
What I really can’t explain is the usernames because they seem more like website links than anything else. (they are actually links, but you can’t reach anything with them) Which could possibly relate to whatever the secret project is, and also angers me because at this point, there’s almost no way to be able to tell what those sneaky husbands are planning. Keep in mind that IF this project is related to August, it’s going to be absolutely huge.
So that’s what we know so far, and what we can assume about everything!! I will be posting more updates once we get more information on this, or anything else. If you have questions on any of this, or anything, or just want to say something then please please please ask me a question!! I will always reply.
OK IM GLAD YOU ASKED BECAUSE I WAS WANTING TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS EVENTUALLY!!!
So, it seems like these episodes were trying to frame Yellow Diamond as the one who killed Pink Diamond. She was trying repeatedly to end the trial as quickly as possible and finally kill the one who has all the blame (she was even relieved when Steven said, “I’m Rose Quartz and I killed Pink Diamond” or w/e and was like, “good enough for me, lets kill her and be done!”) Then there is when Zircon gets all excited in her revelation and eludes that one of the Diamonds killed Pink. YD goes stone cold, immediately poofs both Zircons and gets ready to kill Steven and Lars. Full murder mode.
Normally, I would watch these episodes and say ‘yes, I think YD killed PD,’ but I cant stop remembering
^^^^ that emotion isnt a lie. Yellow is genuinely mourning Pink Diamond here. "Whats the Use in Feeling Blue” showed us that it takes a lot for Yellow to express her emotions like this. It makes me think that her scary behavior in today’s episodes was more at the outrage of being accused of killing someone so important to her (like, imagine your best friend/girlfriend or w/e got murdered and the lawyer said, ‘oh it was someone she trusted. Like you! You may have killed her!” I’d be mcfreakin pissed too.)
That being said, I have two people I think may have done it: Pearl or White Diamond.
For Pearl, remember when Eyeball says how she saw Rose Quartz kill Pink Diamond and Pearl absolutely loses it?
And then in Steven’s Dream, when Steven keeps pressing Pearl and Garnet about the Palanquin, he says, “I already know mom shattered Pink Diamond” and Pearl immediately makes this face
to which Garnet tells Steven to stop, as he is making Pearl very upset. AS;LDKJFIES. Idk, when Zircon began explaining how Rose possibly couldn’t have killed Pink because her Pearl would have alerted everyone, and how she only could have been murdered by someone close to her, I couldn’t shake the feeling that it was Pearl (assuming she was Pink Diamond’s Pearl).
As for White Diamond, this is purely speculation between me and Mr. Thesassygandalf. We all know Rebecca loves to hint at things ahead of time, and we know absolutely nothing about White Diamond. However, in the episodes that questioned how Pink was killed, we saw ominous WhiteDiamond shaped things (buildings maybe?) in the background of Homeworld and in the title screens.
Mr.Thesassygandalf’s theory relies on the assumption that White Diamond is the head (gem placement pun intended) of the Diamond Authority. What if Rose Quartz had convinced Pink Diamond to stop destroying the Earth? I mean, from the human zoo, we know that Pink Diamond was fascinated by humans and the Earth. What if she decided to work with Rose to protect the planet? Imagine Pink bringing this up to White Diamond to ask her opinion and White being very upset about it. After all, Homeworld resources are low, and Earth creates beefy quartz soldiers. White Diamond could have easily ordered the assassination of, or even did it herself, and we would have no clue because we still haven’t seen her on screen, other than the ominous background structures during these latest episodes!
IDK MY DUDE THIS WAS PROBABLY LONGER THAN WHAT YOU WANTED, BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. Thoughts??