someone make me one

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Magnus Bane + tossing things around

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*

If you think I won’t scroll through 3000 notes just to look at the tags you put on my posts, you really underestimate your importance and how a cute tag can make my day 100 times better

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list of random spirits encountered:

- a spirit haunting a lamppost on 3rd street. it asks for the umbrella of anyone passing by in exchange for a temporary alteration in reality

- a spirit haunting people with burdens on their mind. manifests as a pair of wings on their shoulders

some people make me feel so worthless, it hurts sometimes, I just wish to sleep for over a week without dealing with anything.

the signs as harry styles by harry styles lyrics

aries: i need something, i need something new

taurus: welcome to the final show / hope you’re wearing your best clothes

gemini: open up your eyes, shut your mouth and see / that I’m still the only one who’s been in love with me

cancer: wherever i go you bring me home

leo:  HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BITTER INTELLECT

virgo: I GOTTA GET BETTER / GOTTA GET BETTER

libra: why won’t you ever say what you wanna say

scorpio: i’m selfish, i know / i don’t ever wanna see you with him

sagittarius: ohhhhhhh tell me something i don’t already know

capricorn: I’M HAVIN YOUR BABY / IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

aquarius: must desert you just before you go

pisces: you can’t bribe the door on the way to the sky

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me: you haven’t played those games in years, jen, and “the legend of”-series wasn’t even your cup of tea!
also me: yea that’s true but 1. I liked Cynder and 2. it’s cute n gay so shut up

Tag Yourself - Castiel Edition

Which Castiel are you?

Castiel 1.0

- great hair but not the smartest cookie
- everybody loves him
- got drunk once and the story keeps getting wilder
- precious
- bad grades but A for effort


Not-Castiel

- not sure why he’s here
- v. religious
- wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up
- salty
- just wants to go home


Bizarro Castiel

- found out about the 60s and never moved on
- everyone is worried about him
- cynical
- thinks everyone and everything is beautiful
- is probably high


Misha?

- thinks words like ”punk’d” and “rad” are “hip with the kids”
- cries easily
- tries too hard
- wears clothes under his clothes like superman
- good hair


God Complex

- “because I said so”
- the upgrade nobody wanted, like iOS8 or Windows 10
- thinks he’s better than you
- is probably actually better than you
- thinks he’s helping but is actually making a bigger mess


GoO-sTiEL

- ripped the heads off barbie dolls as a child
- fav song is the barney parody of “joy to the world”
- AlwAYs tExTS liKe tHiS OR IN ALL CAPS
- smiles a lot and nobody is sure why
- probably killed somebody and maybe ate them too


Castiel with a side of Nuts

- bees
- just wants to play party games and eat PB&J with his friends
- holding it together with dental floss and scotch tape
- no verbal filter whatsoever
- wants world peace and for every day to be pajama day


No-Shave-November Castiel

- bad at prioritizing
- loner
- contemplates life a lot
- low self-esteem
- just wants to do The Right Thing™


Steve from Gas ‘n Sip

- butterfingers
- works a minimum wage job with no benefits
- gives awkward high-fives
- stares at people
- can pull off Good Will Chic™


Daddy 
Totally Castiel (definitely not Lucifer)

- is either undressing you with his eyes or plotting your murder
- likes disco and tells dad jokes unironically
- gets sucked into addictive smartphone games easily
- c o n f i d e n t
- wants a puppy

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Sehun blowing you kisses to wish you a good day ahead  (´。• ω •。`) ♡