someone help i cant stop

I cannot depart their canon selves from their abridged selves anymore

(another one of those draw the squad like based off of the below)

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I just really like flowers, tattos and these two

fixed the ask for u anon, since you made such a silly mistake 😘😘😘😘😘

The gems as stereotypical moms
  • Pearl: Overprotective, but lovable, mom. Got the,"Mom of the month!" award from School Committee. Is jealous of Maya from the School Committee because Maya makes better lemon squares than her.
  • Amethyst: Cool mom every other kid wishes they had. Every mom on the School Committee hates her because she's that,"One mom." Picks kid up from school on a different vehicle every day.
  • Garnet: Silent mom every other kid is secretly afraid of. The School Committee loves her though. She makes the best orange squares.
  • Rose: Nerd mom that tries to act 'cool' around kid's friends. All the kids like her and she was hit on by a seven year old once. The moms absolutely ADORE her. ("Oh, Rose, did you make that cake?" "Rose, you have GOT to see this!" "Rose, did you hear what happened to Michelle's daughter earlier today?")
  • Jasper: Overenthusiastic soccer mom. Yelled at Cynthia from the School Committee and called her cookies,"Bland, tasteless, over glorified rice cakes." Absolutely hates School Committee meetings and does everything she can to get out of them.
  • Peridot: Forgetful mom. Doesn't remember they have basketball practice in ten minutes. Fell asleep at the monthly meeting of the School Committee and could only wake up when Jasper slapped her. (To be fair, it was lightly. And Rose, Pearl, and Lapis had already tried any alternatives and had given their consent to the practice.)
  • Lapis: Hot single mom. All the moms on the School Committee are super jelly of her, and all of their kids have crushes on her. Got flowers from an anonymous secret admirer a few times.
  • Ruby: Constantly worried mom. All the moms on the School Committee think it's scandalous she's in a relationship with Sapphire. Keeps up with the kids. Super good with them too.
  • Sapphire: Calm, keeps the peace mom. All the moms wonder how her kids never seem to fight and are constantly asking tips. They also think it's scandalous that she's in a relationship with Ruby. She's "That one mom" we all know.
So a couple of things to do in the new outfit.
  • Blast Shitty Techno Rave to drown out Tann/Moshae or anyone else that annoys you!
  • Arrive on Aya for the First Contact with your tits hanging out! Give Jaal a fucking heart attack. 
  • Be a sarcy git to Sloane whilst flexing!
  • Ignore the encroaching threat!
  • Become the best Bro you can be, and start a chugging contest with Liam!
  • Seduce Cora with your impeccable taste in clothing! 
  • Arrive at an emotionally charged moment with Vetra, dispell the awkwardness by throwing some sick shapes! 
  • Strutting your shit in front of Reyes for banging purposes! (No wait that one might actually work, scrap that one…) 

THANKS, BIOWARE!

Originally posted by bottom-peteparker