for 3 sentence fic thing: Paladin Puppy Pile but someone has to get up?
(for the record this was really hard to keep to three sentences)
“Um,” Hunk says, sheepishly. They’re all on exactly one of the couches in the main lounge, a loose flump of limbs and weight and warmth. It’s nice, but: “Guys, I have to go to the bathroom.”
(“No,” someone grumbles from further down in the pile. It might be Keith.)