someone had to do it pls you were all thinking about this too dont lie

Acceptance - Taeyong (M)

A/N: I know… it’s pretty rushed… honestly I could’ve made a series out of this prompt but I don’t got time for that so it’s a one-shot… and referring to the baby was weird af bc i didn’t wanna make up a name… tried to keep it general but asdfghjkl

and Happy Belated Birthday Zey! @taeyongbelviso

Originally posted by nctaezen


Pairing: Reader x Taeyong ft. Mark

Genre: Angst, Smut

Word Count: 2,505

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a million universes away (lams oneshot)

summary: Alexander Hamilton was never one for sobriety; all he really wanted was a hookup. John Laurens was quite the opposite, yet they found their way into the same bed on the same night, and perhaps Alexander should have learned his lesson. But he didn’t.

word count: 1724


When the lights flickered at the edges and the world seemed to glow, bathed in a warm yellow light, that was as close as Alexander reckoned he would ever get to peace of mind. He lost his mind under the glow, with one hand clutching a bottle of beer and the other draped around the shoulders of a boy who wouldn’t matter come morning. Every thought had been wiped from his mind, replaced by a hazy cloud drifting about his head.

Alexander lived for these nights. He lived for the pure bliss of it all, for the closeness of another body. A hand to hold, a heart to beat beside his own. Company; someone to share the night with.

He was twenty two, yet he traveled through time as though it didn’t exist at all.

Bottle pressed to his lips, he took a swig, and he was fifteen, drink in hand. The first time he’d ever experienced what it was like to be drunk. It had been a glowing red and white affair of both passion and innocence, for there had been a girl. There was always someone, but back then it had been a girl, one whose name Alexander couldn’t quite recall in his mess of a mind. They’d kissed, that much he was sure of. Red. A red tinted room, the red lipstick smeared on Alexander’s face: a tattoo, of sorts.

Yet, it was the first. The first drink, the first kiss, the first time to have seen a girl in such a manner, wild and free. The firstness of it all added that sprinkle of naivety to the hazy and almost forgotten memory.

“Where’s your mind at?”

The sound of a voice, a real one, broke through Alexander’s mind as he set the bottle down on the bedside table.

“Nowhere.” Alexander’s words came out slurred as he struggled to come up with a satisfactory answer.

“What are you thinking?” The boy tried once more in an attempt to break through the wall of silence Alexander had created.

With arms encircled around the boy, it was as though Alexander didn’t plan on ever letting him go- and despite every ounce of common sense left in him, he would have quite enjoyed that. He pulled the boy closer, pinning him against the cream colored walls of the bedroom, and he let himself kiss him, allowing his body to take control and let go of his mind.

The boy was the night itself. Warm, like the moon, and with the sharp bite of the stars. And Alexander, he was the darkness, the formidably vast blanket concealing the stars from view. He’d stolen them away; for tonight, the boy was his.

Alexander fell back against the mattress, breathless but, at least for the moment, content. Yet the boy remained rooted firmly to the ground, eyes fixed intently upon Alexander’s.

“What’s your name?” the boy asked, words only slightly slurred together.

“Unimportant.” Alexander dismissed the question with a wave of his hand, and he motioned for the boy to join him in bed.

“I can’t fuck you if I don’t know your name.” He was persistent; Alexander liked to think that he was more so.

“And I can’t fuck you if you do,” Alexander countered. His voice came out as a soft whine. Begging, pleading for the boy to join him.

“I’m John.” The corners of his mouth tugged upwards into the hint of a smirk; he seemed to be mocking Alexander, yet he wasn’t quite sure how.

He relented at John’s smile, letting out a defeated sigh. “Alex.” He settled for his high school nickname. It was only a word, after all, a small price to pay to the boy who’d made his world disappear for the night.

And so John joined him, and Alexander found his mind to become a void. There was nothing left, with nothing to be desired.

He distanced himself from his thoughts until his mind and body might’ve been two different things all together. He’d simply chosen not to pay attention to the swirling mess inside his head and to focus instead on the external world.

The room seemed to resonate gold. Not the polished, fake gold that you’d see up on display- not preened and ground down to perfection. It was the sort of gold you found yourself, the great shimmering lumps beneath the earth. A last hope.

Alexander grasped at a handful of the sheet as if hoping for something to anchor him to reality, but the pull was too strong. He surrendered to it.

He let himself feel both what was there and what wasn’t. He let himself feel John’s body pressed up against his, for that was all that was left: two men and a shared drink.

Alexander drew his mind to an alternate universe, one in which the same Alexander and the same John were having sex in the same bed, but in a vastly different context. Perhaps they were dating, or even just friends. They had some sort of relationship, at the very least, one in which they genuinely cared for one another, rather than just for the company that was provided.

With a beautiful face in mind, a beautiful time, and a beautiful place, Alexander came. The place wasn’t perhaps his rundown apartment, and the face not quite matching John’s, but it would do for his late night fantasy.

There was small hint of a smile dancing across his face; it hadn’t seen the world in quite some time, yet this was a mere ghost of one, not entirely real. It was somewhat faked, more for John’s benefit than his own, but Alexander found himself to be content as he lie in bed next to John.

“I should go.” John exhaled gently, breath warm against Alexander’s cheek.

“Don’t.” Alexander let his hands move of their own accord, tracing the shape of John’s face. “Don’t leave.”

He didn’t care so much for John; it could have been anyone in bed with him, but what mattered was that they stayed. Not forever, but the night. It longed for the comfort of someone to share it with.

John gave him the obligatory smile. “You’re quite beautiful, you know.”

It was evident that those words meant nothing; John had only said that because he’d felt like he had to. Just like they both had to smile and laugh and pretend as though they didn’t find anything wrong with this.

Alexander breathed out a shaky sigh. “I’m not beautiful.” He met John’s gaze from behind dark eyelashes, wet with tears that he hadn’t yet noticed.

“Don’t cry, love.” John ran his fingers through Alexander’s hair, eyes full of false concern. “You’re too pretty to cry.”

“Don’t call me pretty.” There was an unmistakable note of anger in Alexander’s voice, causing John’s mouth to turn downwards into a frown, confused at how Alexander had taken the compliment as quite the opposite.

He wasn’t pretty; he was a mess. He was good for a one night stand, good to have a drink with, but he certainly wasn’t pretty. There was nothing to be desired in him, with unwashed hair and empty eyes. Nothing beautiful about the undeniable fact that he couldn’t survive without a drink in hand.

“You are,” John insisted, not yet having picked up on what exactly was going on. “And you’re not bad in bed either.”

It was all of seven seconds before John smiled again; Alexander counted each and every one, waiting for that warm glow to spread over his face. People were more attractive when they weren’t frowning.

“That’s just about the only thing I’m not bad at.” The light, airy tone suggested that he was joking, but his face conveyed the deeper meaning. “I’d love to feel something for you. For anyone.”

“I like you,” John told him, gazing longingly into Alexander’s eyes.

Alexander shook his head. “You don’t know me.”

“I’d like to.” He was hopeful, smiling as though he had already fallen in love.

This wasn’t love; Alexander was smart enough to know that. Love ought to have meant more than just a stolen kiss in the dark, a mindless fuck.

“I think you should leave.” Alexander found himself speaking the words before he’d even considered the affect they might have had. He didn’t want to face the lonely reality of his life, the empty room, the overwhelming silence- but this was more than he’d bargained for.

“I’m sorry.” John pushed himself up off of the bed, gathering his clothes from off the floor. “I shouldn’t have-”

“Just go,” Alexander interrupted, refusing to meet John’s gaze for fear that he’d lose the last shred of self control in him and find himself unable to resist the temptation.

“I…” John trailed off when he saw the look on Alexander’s face.

He dressed himself in silence before giving Alexander one more fleeting glance and disappearing into the night.

Alexander found himself with nothing to do, the walls seemingly closing in as the moments passed.

He was alone, a rare occurrence.

He sat, with little regard for anything at all. Perhaps the time passed, perhaps it didn’t; Alexander paid little attention to such a trivial matter as time.

Searching for something to love, he fell. It was his weakness, loving people, or in this particular case, not loving people.

Perhaps he’d been harsh. Perhaps he ought to have paid more thought to John, to all of his hookups. He jumped up, running in the direction in which John had left, but it had been too long since John had walked out that door.

He stood in the doorway, desperately scanning the street for the boy he knew was long gone. Perhaps he wasn’t meant to love; when had loving someone ever resulted in anything but disaster?

Alexander was far from happy, his pain eating him from inside, yet it was so far from him. After all that time he’d spent distancing himself from his emotions, he reckoned it was near impossible to undo that.

Yet, he allowed himself to smile. He allowed himself to dream of the possibility of loving someone.

And perhaps lost up in the millions of universes out there, was a world in which he could scan the crowd and catch a face that he truly longed to see.

two / blue hawaii

UNI AU co-written with @ineffably-styles

a story of late nights, unorthodox household plants, and a trip to Vegas that changes everything

“Uh, should we come back later?” a new voice, Louis, suggested walking through the cafe door. Savannah hadn’t even heard it ding, and when she saw the figure who followed Louis inside, she wished she had. Maybe then she’d have been able to prepare herself better for the current situation - or found an escape, more likely an escape.

chapter one / story page

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anonymous asked:

YESSSS LITTLE!VIRGIL GIVES ME LIFEE How about Virgil losing his paci/bear/something and he's panicking trying to find it

good 👏🏻 shit 👏🏻

-Virgil’s favorite plushy in the entire world is the little black bear cub he named Scout. it once belonged to Roman, but he let him hold it during a panic attack then let him keep it so he had a pretty strong attachment to it.

-One day, while he was home alone, he realized he didn’t know where it was, and started panicking. he looked everywhere for it. he checked the closet where he usually kept it, on the bed, under the bed, the bookshelf, the laundry baskets, the dresser & side table drawers, the bathroom, Patton’s room, the coffee table in the living room, under the coffee table, the couch, under the couch, the bookshelves, the dining room table, under the table, the kitchen table, under the table, the cupboards, the drawers, hell he even checked the fridge & freezer. it was nowhere to be found. he slid down the fridge to the floor, and started crying. he cried into his hoodie sleeves, and tried to keep his breathing normal for a little while. he didn’t want to admit it to himself, but he was starting to feel little. he really wished someone would come home, and comfort him. despite feeling guilty for burdening him he pulled out his phone, and texted Roman.

lil prince🖤: Roman 😔
princey💘: what’s wrong, my love?
lil prince🖤: i can’t find Scout,,
princey💘: aw, baby are you okay?
lil prince🖤: no 😞
princey💘: ok im gonna come home & help you look
lil prince🖤: nooooo ur busy
princey💘: rehearsals are finished, love. im helping Thomas clean up, but he won’t mind if i leave.
lil prince🖤: if you say so… just don’t tell him why ur leaving pls.. ik he’s cool with the whole little thing i just feel kinda silly being upset over losing a stuffed animal. just say i had an anxiety attack so u need to check on me or something. it wouldn’t be a total lie
princey💘: ok i won’t tell him, baby. & it isn’t silly. Scout means a lot to you.
princey💘: wait shit you had an anxiety attack? are you alright?
lil prince🖤: yeah i guess. my chest still hurts a lil, but i can breathe
princey💘: ok well that’s good. do you feel little?
lil prince🖤: lil bit,,
princey💘: get some water & snacks and get in bed. ill be there in a few min
princey💘: healthy snacks, Verge.
lil prince🖤: ok,,, i love u 💕
princey💘: i love you too, my little prince😘🖤

-Virgil stood up, and grabbed a water bottle out of the fridge. he then grabbed a kitchen chair, and pushed it over to the counter so he could stand on it, and reach the highest shelf in the cupboard. there was a stash of candy he knew Logan hid from him there. he’d probably get in trouble for taking some without asking later, especially since Roman told him to get something healthy, but he didn’t care. he needed comfort food. once he got everything he needed he put the chair back in place then headed up to lay in bed, and wait for Roman. once he got all snuggled up in the blankets he started scrolling through tumblr, but stopped when he got a new text from Roman.

princey💘: baby guess what
lil prince🖤: i dont wanna guess tell me
princey💘: oh you’re no fun🙄
lil prince🖤: tell meeeeeee
princey💘: i found Scout. you left him in my car.
lil prince🖤: r u fucking kidding me
princey💘: hey watch your language, little one. & no im not kidding. he was on the passenger seat floor this whole time.
lil prince🖤: wait ur not texting & driving r u
princey💘: no, dear. im stupid, but im not that stupid. i haven’t left yet.
lil prince🖤: ok good just checking
princey💘: well thank you for checking💖i’m gonna head home now. see you in a few min. i love you, baby
lil prince🖤: i love u 💕

-A few minutes later Roman came into the room, and dangled Scout above Virgil’s head. Virgil grinned, and snatched him out of Roman’s hand. Roman smiled, and climbed into bed then pulled Virgil into his lap. “Hi, baby.” Virgil leaned up to give Roman a kiss then said, “Thank you for finding Scout. I thought he was gone forever.” Roman chuckled, and said, “I’d never let him be gone forever, sweetheart.” Virgil smirked, and said, “You don’t really have much control over that, but I appreciate the thought.” Roman rolled his eyes, and started to say, “Oh, come on. Just let me be-” but cut himself off when he noticed what snacks Virgil had picked out, “Virgil. I said healthy snacks. Those don’t look very healthy.” Virgil immediately reached over, and pushed all the candy under the blanket then looked up at Roman, and asked, “What are you talking about?” in the most innocent voice he could muster. Roman sighed dramatically, and said, “You are incorrigible. Will you ever listen to what I say?” Virgil was about to respond, but his phone dinging stopped him. he looked down to see he had a text from Logan.

my nerd💙: Hey, baby. I’m coming home soon. How are you?
baby🖤: kinda shaken up. i couldn’t find Scout earlier, but Roman found him in his car & came home to comfort me
my nerd💙: Aw, my poor baby. I’m happy he has been found.
baby🖤: me too
my nerd💙: Did you behave while we were gone?
baby🖤: yes,, i spent most of the time looking for Scout
my nerd💙: Hm. What did you do the rest of the time?
baby🖤: had an anxiety attack. ya know as you do. just some casual, fun stuff
my nerd💙: Very funny. Are you okay? Did you drink water?
baby🖤: yes. im good, Lo.
my nerd💙: Good. What did you do after that?
baby🖤: nothing,, just waited for Roman
my nerd💙: I have a feeling you aren’t telling me the whole truth. I’ll figure it out once I get home. I’m going to leave now. I love you.
baby🖤: good luck with that 😈 i love u too nerd 💕
my nerd💙: Well, now I know for a fact you did something you weren’t supposed to do.
baby🖤: 👿
my nerd💙: Yep. You definitely did something.
baby🖤: Loooo i love uuuuuuuu 😋💖
my nerd💙: Being cute won’t get you out of trouble.
baby🖤: Roman pinched me!
my nerd💙: Accusing Roman of harming you, or being mean to you won’t get you out of it either.
baby🖤: but he really did :c
my nerd💙: Well, pout until he feels bad. That usually works. I really need to stop texting now, baby. I’ll see you in a few minutes.

-A few minutes later Logan came into the room, and the first thing he said was, “Virgil, you little delinquent. You took candy from the stash.” Virgil immediately yelled, “Roman said I could!” Roman scoffed, and said, “Oh, no. I don’t think so, little liar. I told you to get something healthy, and you disobeyed me!” Virgil pouted, and said, “I was sad, and wanted comfort food..” Logan sighed, and sat on the bed then said, “How did you even know where the stash was this time? I don’t recall telling you, or letting you see it. Besides even if I did I would have relocated it like I usually do.” Virgil said, “I overheard you tell Roman where it was.” Roman laughed, and said, “Not as careful as you think you are huh, teach?” Logan glared at Roman, and was about to reply, but Virgil crawled over, and straddled his waist so they’d pay attention to him instead of bickering then said, “I’m sorry I took candy without asking. I was really sad, and needed something to make me feel better.. I won’t do it again..” Logan sighed as he held Virgil by his hips, and said, “It’s okay, baby. I’ll let it slide this time.” Virgil smiled, and gave Logan a quick peck on the lips. Logan smiled, and reached over to grab Scout. he put Scout into Virgil’s hands, and kissed his forehead then said, “Keep better track of him, love.” Virgil nodded then rested his head against Logan’s shoulder. he held Scout close to him, and listened to his boyfriends voices as they talked to each other, and drifted off to sleep. Logan & Roman spent the next few hours putting Scout back in Virgil’s arms every time he was dropped.

((i actually really like where i took this. it’s so cute???? god, little Verge is gonna be the actual death of me.))

Brosten’s ‘we don’t talk about this ever’ moment

Brosten, tho. Neil and Matt bonding tho. THEIR BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS FRIENDSHIP THO. THOSE TWO LOSERS THO:

  •  Matt has tickets to see a concert a few towns away 
  • Dan can’t go bc she’s visiting her sisters and family 
  • it’s Matt’s favorite band SO HE IS GOING 
  • He asks Neil if he wants to come bc it’s always better to go with a friend instead of by yourself 
  •  Neil wants to say ‘no’ but he sees how freakin excited our over sized puppy-man is and changes his mind

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Addiction (Namjoon x addict!reader)

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon

  • Warnings: Self harm, drinking, anxiety attacks,cursing, this story will have a very heavy atmosphere, please read with caution.
  • I secretly wanted to make this, mostly because I struggle with self harm, and anxiety, and I wanted to make people who are going through this to remind them that someone does love you. Please enjoy.

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Truth or Lie (Part Sixteen)

Part One

Part Fifteen

A/N: Sorry for the late update! I had to plan five or so chapters into the future before posting this one. Things are about to get crazy, guys. So, enjoy this chapter full of fluff and flirting! 

Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader

Warnings: Fluff, flirting, sexual references/sexual tension, flashbacks, explicit language, angst, slight violence

Word Count: 4068

Tagging: @sammyxorae @dont-hate-relate-pls @spnackleholicswainer @robbenedictxreader @totallysupernaturaloneshots @just-antiyou @snow-leopardfetishist @i-voted-crowley @robbenedictandco @paddy1219 @your-not-invisible-to-me @fab-notfat @sdavid09 @thatone67chevyimpala @officalprincessjasmine @baritonechick @ashiewesker @mint-and-pastel-pink @lynn-bane @another-stupid-ape @lamthetwickster @just-a-touch-of-crowley @alexa-ann-winchester @bellastellaluna @walking-geek-encyclopedia @riversong-sam @fayemenelmir @laffytaffyhumor @hudine @gabriels-trix @samanthasmileys @mora-firestone @capital-eyyyy-ohhh @pepperwoodatnight @fangirl-faye @zymmas @wayward-mirage @tardisdementor @annoyingobsesivechick @the-real-tony-stank @littleangelclarence @shanghai88 @owlluver @i-dont-understand-that-url @ginger-rae1991 @crushing83 @oriona75 @thetricksterstolemyheart @feelmyroarrrr @stilldontknowhoiam @mija-novella @janimoon @bookaddictedhedgehog @welcome-to-awesometown @wonderlandmoonrose7 @chelseypaigeake @urdestiellieonthewhisperingwind @evyiione @yearoftheweasley @monicapernas @fizonafan @lizzy077 @lizzy077 @magpiegirl80 @bloodstained-porcelain-doll @cantchoosejustonefandom

Originally posted by shurleys

Soft clouds graced Chicago’s sky, wisps of white detailing its bright blue surface. Despite the fairly sunny conditions, there was still a bit of chill in the air, coaxing you to press into Rob’s side as the two of you sat on a metal bench in one of the parks within Chicago’s depths. The two of you had spent the entire day exploring the city, which had prompted you to take a break before you headed to the haunted corn maze you had been so curious about.

“Want to go inside?” Rob’s soft voice murmured near your ear.

You shook your head, enjoying the calm atmosphere and the emptiness of the surrounding area too much. Since you and Rob were in the city all day, you were always surrounded by people, which meant the two of you had to behave yourselves just in case any fans were around. Out here in the park, there was hardly anyone around, and the people that were there were busy jogging or were on their phone. You were nearly alone, and the temptation to be close to him had been nagging you since you left the hotel room. “Tell you what I do want, though …,” you trailed off, a suggestive tone lacing within your words as you turned to gaze at him.

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Thumbs Up

[Namjin] fluff; drabble/oneshot/idrk

Based on my prompt ‘you gave me the first thumbs down on my dating profile and I am not happy’


“Down. Down. Down. Hmm…nah. Down.” Seokjin sighs, thumbing through the suggested people on his dating profile. To be honest, Seokjin wasn’t even looking for a date; he just liked all the thumbs up and comments he would get on his profile. It did wonders for his already huge ego. You wouldn’t know that if you met him anywhere else except the dating website though. He was an angel to everyone he met, never seeming cocky or self-absorbed. And he wasn’t. He just liked getting compliments as much as the next person.

His compliments were well-deserved too. Anyone who didn’t know Seokjin personally could easily mistake him for a model. He had bright eyes, plump lips, a well-defined jaw line and always perfectly styled dark hair. Everywhere Seokjin went he received compliments on his looks, whether it be from relatives at family gatherings or girls in Seokjin’s cooking class. So it’s no surprise that Seokjin is shocked when he receives his first thumbs down on the dating website.

“What the fuck?!” Seokjin exclaims when a notification with a thumbs down pops up in his dating profile. He clicks on it and his mouth hangs open as he looks at the small, measly number ‘1’ that has appeared in the thumbs down category.

He clicks on the profile of the person who had caused him to receive the first thumbs down on his profile thus breaking his perfect streak of positive responses. The page loads to a profile with the name “Rap Monster” in big, bold letters.

“Who the fuck calls themselves that on a dating website?!” he mutters to himself. The next thing Seokjin notices is the lack of a profile picture. Instead there’s a picture of a pair of expensive looking headphones. Seokjin scoffs to himself. This guy just seems like even more of a loser by the minute. That is, until Seokjin reaches the About Me and Interests pages. They’re all filled out with detailed answers that seem more like poetic lyrics than an actual response. But they’re enticing nonetheless, Seokjin notes. There’s even an attached audio titled “Moi”. Out of plain curiosity, Seokjin clicks the file and finds himself captivated in the beat that flows out of his phone. Soon, a voice rapping, that he assumes is Rap Monster, joins the fast-paced beat and Seokjin can’t stop listening. He finds himself nodding along to the beat and before he can remember that he’s supposed to hate this person, the music stops. The rap sounded like it had been about Rap Monster’s childhood, but Seokjin wasn’t too sure.

“Wait. Why do I care? This guys seems like a bitch,” he says to himself. But he saves the audio just this one time.

-

Rap Monster: Hello! Thank you for saving my music. I take that you liked it? That means a lot to me!

Seokjin chokes on his water. He was at the gym working out when his phone alerted him of a new message.

Seokjin: Umm…I don’t know what you’re talking about? I didn’t save anything? Who are you by the way? Sorry I don’t think I’ve ever seen your profile.

Rap Monster: Oh it’s you…

Rap Monster: That was an automated message that goes out every time someone saves my file

Rap Monster: And you don’t have to lie haha it’s okay. I have an application that shows me who’s visited my profile and who’s saved my audio.

“Of course he does. What a little shit” Seokjin grumbles to himself, mentally cursing his luck.

Seokjin: Isn’t that like an invasion of privacy? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Rap Monster: Haha it’s not. The government does it so why can’t I? It’s quite useful in fact.

Seokjin: Sounds a bit creepy.

Seokjin: Actually, scratch that.

Seokjin: Sounds a LOT creepy.

Rap Monster: Haha I think the princess is just upset she got her first thumbs down on her profile, huh? ;)

Seokjin: Excuse me?!

Rap Monster: What? You know it’s true

Seokjin: Shut up.

Seokjin: I don’t even care

Seokjin: Especially coming from someone who calls themselves “Rap Monster” on a dating website

Rap Monster:

Rap Monster: Touché

Seokjin smirks in satisfaction and goes back to doing his pushups. He lasts exactly five whole minutes before curiosity gets the best of him. Pulling his phone back out, he types.

Seokjin: Just out of curiosity tho, why’d you do it?

Rap Monster: Do what?

Seokjin: Give me a thumbs down?

Rap Monster: Um isn’t it obvious???

Rap Monster: There’s nothing on your profile?!?!

Seokjin: My face is on it!

Seokjin: So is my name!

Rap Monster: Yeah and that’s it

Rap Monster: Everything else just says ‘look at my profile pic—‘nuff said’ -.-

Seokjin: At least I have a profile pic!

Rap Monster: Yeah well looks aren’t everything.

Rap Monster: Some people prefer actually getting to know the person

Seokjin: Looks are the only thing some people have.

There was an awkward pause in the conversation. A weird heavy feeling on both sides even through text. Finally, Rap Monster replied.

Rap Monster: I’m sure that’s not true

Seokjin: It is

Rap Monster: Come on, there’s nothing you think is interesting about you besides your face?

Seokjin: What does it matter? You didn’t even like my face

Rap Monster: I never said that…

Seokjin: So you do like my face?

Rap Monster: I’m rolling my eyes at you

Rap Monster: Of course I do

Rap Monster: You would have to be blind not to

Seokjin: True. And to answer your question, I like cooking and playing Mario but that’s hardly interesting and something worth putting onto a dating website

Rap Monster: I think it’s interesting

Rap Monster: Well if you’re good at cooking anyway

Seokjin: DON’T YOU DARE DOUBT MY COOKING ABILITIES

Rap Monster: Woah woah woah sorry!

Rap Monster: It’s just I’ve never tried it

Rap Monster: Wanna change that? ;)

Seokjin: Are you asking me on a date right now?

Seokjin: Where I have to cook?!

Rap Monster: Ummm…yes?

Seokjin: You’re weird

Seokjin: It’s a date.

Rap Monster: Hahaha

Rap Monster: Oh by the way I’m Kim Namjoon

Rap Monster: And here’s a picture of me in case you’re curious (which I know you are)

Seokjin clicks on the picture and his eyes widen when he sees the blond god looking up at him through a selfie. He doesn’t reply but instead goes to Namjoon’s profile and clicks the thumbs up button. Seokjin grins when he sees the number next to his own profile’s thumbs down button change back to a zero and the thumbs up button go one higher.  


this was so bad i’m so sorry pls dont hate me i have summer work cramming to do 

anonymous asked:

winteriron prompt: bucky runs advice blog and tony stumbles upon it, reads it and sees how nice this 'james' person is. so he shoots him a message as well. he sends all his messages on anon, signed -T. It's simple stuff at first like 'how to make perfect roast' but with time their conversation turn deeper and tony opens up abt a lot of things for the first time ever (they dont know who the other is) they talk and fall a bit in love, and one day tony forgets to choose the anon option & freaks out

Here’s nearly 2k of MIT-era tumblr nerds. Enjoy. You can also read this on Ao3.


Tony Stark has done quite a few embarrassing google searches in his time. Far too many, really. In the grand scheme of his embarrassments, this is hardly a ping on the radar, but he feels his face flush red as he types the words into the search bar. After all, Rhodey trusted him with watching his niece for the evening while he’s out with Carol, and here Tony is, searching how to hold an infant properly.

The first few articles that pop up are various family or maternity sites, coaching young mothers on how to take care of their delightful newborns. Tony skims them, eyes flickering from his phone screen to Lily (who is still blissfully asleep in her crib, thank god.) 

The articles were clearly written for people more competent with children than Tony, however, and he clicks from article to article with increasing desperation. Finally, one catches his eye - “How To Take Care of Babies - A Guide for Emotionally Stunted Men.” It’s on tumblr, more sarcastic than clinical, and exactly what Tony needs. The author has younger sisters, apparently, and the post talks Tony through holding Lily, feeding her, changing her diaper (ew) and keeping her entertained with minimal fuss.

Rhodey doesn’t try to hide his surprise when he comes back to find Lily clean, well-fed, and sleeping peacefully. “I’m good with kids,” Tony protests, of course. “I can’t believe you doubted me. Wait, you doubted me and left me with an infant anyways! That’s negligence!”

Rhodey laughs and promises that he’ll call on Tony next time his sister his out of town and he needs a baby-sitter. Tony bookmarks the blog.

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Rules:

- all your answers should have only ONE character, unless stated otherwise. (i understand that it’ll be hard since all the Haikyuu characters are all so lovable but pls, pick only ONE otherwise there wouldn’t be any point to this game!)

- if you want to elaborate your answer as to why you picked something, go ahead! there is an implied why in all the questions.

- tag at least 10 other people. (share the Haikyuu love ♥‿♥)

- if you get tagged, pls copy the rules as well.

- and enjoy! (★^O^★) the whole point of this tag game is to have fun~

I was tagged by @sleep-pose!! THANK YOU this was really fun (also im going to take this opportunity to say I think you’re cooler than a cucumber)

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chinashio16  asked:

Okay, people may call me crazy but it's just a theory. Remember those photos from MAMA 2015 in which Jongin is holding Kyungsoo's waist? (I actually had this theory even before you made that compilation with kaisoo photos taken my media) What if someone from newspaper though it was kinda weird? And so they decided to look into it? And they found proofs? (Maybe took photos of them even tho I know it's not very likely) And so they wrote that thing about same-sex same-group couple and they (1)

called to SM to say “Hey bro, you know what? You’re in pretty deep sh*t right now” and since the whole post was already released they couldn’t take it down and SM started to sweat. They had to react quickly so they brought KxK sooner than they wanted. (2)

For me, this is actually possible, but since im delu my opinion doesn’t matter.

It’s not like my theories are backed up by facts / shit that does exist / has happened… like for ex; that 2012 post that predicts shit correctly or the pict/fancam of kadi looking hella odd and sad and almost burst into tears when the news were out during lotte secret night. 

My words/opinions are not credible bc im a ghei couple shipper. 

What am i doing here right now is a huge blasphemy. 

it’s a wrongdoing to have a strong assumption about this DP thing being fake shit to gain publicity. 

SM+DP words are the truth, those statements and confirmation share the similar stratum as the 10 commandments that Moses had gotten from God in Mount Sinai. (religious ppl pls dont get offended)

Big companies can’t lie. They don’t use media play. Everything is a coincidence.  

Im a sinner here, we are all, for not believing in SM and DP, and choosing to believe in our ghei otp instead. 

anyway shit is gonna get so fucking delu, so prepare ur wine or if u r underage, prepare the orange juice ur mom has bought and stored in the fridge and pls do enjoy my delusion. 

[DELU ALERT]

All those things aside IF it was indeed like that, i dont think that somebody called SM (saying, ‘yo u r in big shit now cuz we have proofs’)

i think SM just knew. 

I mean they [SM] have lots of connections everywhere and keeping tabs on their target audiences (meaning us – the fans – and k-media outlets), isn’t that hard. 

I’m not saying that they have full control of their target audiences bc obv it’s impossible, 

They can influence us by directing us into certain drift with their statements, photos etc, but they can’t control us–the mass, they can’ t control the shit we would say/post 

if they could, there wouldn’t be any ‘dangerous/name-ruiner’ photoshopped pictures in the first place and there wouldnt be any delu ppl making theories lol


Im sure that they have known already about our delu assumptions (of the couple being legit) since a long time ago

And thus i think they have known that few of k-media outlets also have the same assumption 

(bc believe me gurl/boii, it is not only us [int'l. fans] who have the assumption of kadi being legit, k-fans too, including those who work in media

tbh its kinda pompous to think that kfans dont see the same shit that we see [about kadi]… 

i mean, we get info from them… how could someone think kfans dont see it as well?)


Perhaps somehow they’ve [sm] sensed the k-media outlets were onto the accused pairing [kadi] during these recent months (cuz dem kadi x k-media pictures were booming)

Then suddenly the rumor about ‘same sex couple dating in the same group’ was blasting out in twitter (internationally – cuz it was in engliseu) a month ago (march 2016)  

The rumor could make them [sm] being extra cautious on ‘guarding/hiding’ this couple

According to another ‘conspiracy theory’ lol the ‘gay couple’ rumor came out in s.korea in sept 2015…  2(?) days before exo went to fiji for vacation 

idk if this shit is true, altho the sudden vacation is kinda weird imo – 

bc wasn’t exo busy about LMR japan debut at that time? why the sudden vacation? 

and at that time d.o x irene got rumored together just bc d.o helped her lmao


If you see the comments on the rumor page on twitter [i dont have the link, sorry], 

ppl were being hushed2, saying things like… “ah, i think i know who..” or “i have two people in mind" 

and those kinda comments got replied like this “then keep it to yourself, don’t mention their name..”

Nobody mentioned kadi, for real, no one mentioned them (i fucking scrolled to the bottom), 

but the comments did mention other couples, yet those ‘i think i know who but i aint gonna tell’ comments got the highest vote. 

[i voted those comments too bc i thought they were talking about kadi lol, somehow those comments seemed to be very discreet and they reminded me of the couple – bc the couple is subtle and known as backstage couple] 

And for me, it’s quite weird… bc our fandom is big, right? (I was expecting to see ‘kaisoo’ being written there, but nope.) 

kadi at that time was considered the last otp that SM hadn’t ruined…yet. gdi SM u had one job

in other platforms such as tumblr, YT, twitter ppl were preaching how fucking real the pairing is, and how they can’t wait for them [kadi] to get married etc

but when that rumor came out, NOBODY mentioned their name on the comment section of the rumor 

and it was quite bizarre for me. but im delu…so.. hahahaha. 


the rumor was also stated along with these sentences; 

“The same sex couple that they will be revealing are two members in the same group and are trending idols that are expected to cause a ripple in the industry.” 

It implies that the group is big, powerful and famous enough to cause such reaction in the industry, and i think we all know which group is the “babe” in kpop/hallyu world right now

“The outlet is currently preparing for the inevitable lawsuit that will result from the report.“ 

This implies that these people aren’t afraid, they have nothing to lose. They know they have solid proof thus the lawsuit would be futile –  

Im guessing that the company of these idols would sue the media outlet bc the reporters have ‘tainted’ the idols name for ‘spreading false info’,

but the media outlet prob would counter back with ‘well we have solid proof so it ain’t false, we only state the truth, we ain’t defiling anyone’s name here, we only share the truth to public’ bc they’re assholes

about the 'solid proof’ tho…

idk if it would be indeed something the media outlets have taken by themselves 

or something that they have taken from fans… you know, those moments we share to each other online

i mean, they’re media outlets, they’re legit journalist. 

some ppl still believe those photoshopped pictures and those shit dont have credible sources

if a legit media outlet does make a news about kaisoo they don’t have to use something strong imo (like legit kissing picts?)

they could’ve just put kadi moments (like that eskimo kiss, the kisspering pict etc), then add words about kadi being legit, put their company logo and ppl would def buy it.

they buy DP shit. why would it be any different with other k-media outlet?


What im trying to emphasize here it is not necessarily has to be a blackmail (some shady ppl called the-equally-shady-SM to get money[?]), bc it seems lots of ppl assuming it this way. i was too but then i changed my assumption.

SM perhaps has known already about it [the gay rumor] from little birdies who told them 

they have ppl who monitor fans reaction, what the fans would like, will this concept work, what kind of style members should wear next time, what is 'in’ right now, etc


This gay couple rumor might be only empty words.  It might be untrue, but it was/is still nerve wrecking.

Why? 

Because the rumor implies that the media outlets aren’t afraid, we can feel that they don’t give a shit about what would happen next through their words. 

They are indirectly threatening (the idols and the company) with their words. 

Something had to be done in case the rumor comes true. 

Thus perhaps bc of those things above they [sm] decided to take an action 

which is fast-forwarding the 'couple’ to be outed in April, not in June, like the Pann post have stated. 

That’s why unlike BY who had quite few of 'clues’ (like IG posts) KxK couple only has a minimum amount of it

Krys uploaded 1 pict when she was presumably shooting her drama. 5 days before the news. 

Why? Why she did that when she was busy? Why not right after she took the pict? Did she even take the picture? 

Would it be possible someone else did and then later on sent it to her and told her to upload it? 

Bc i still dont understand why she uploaded it at that day – when she was busy filming. 

Also, why they went out at 17 Feb (when DP took picts)? 

Kai had a flight to US on the next day 18 Feb and at that time Gaon chart award happened.

Gaon award started at 7 PM KST time, means the show must be held until late at night.

Why went out at such late time even tho tomorrow he had to take a flight?

Taking a long flight is fucking tiring – i couldnt even stan 2 hours flight (jetlag etc)

also idk if u notice it, but kai’s face looked sour on DP picts… he didn’t smile in any of those pictures

and then later on ppl uploaded KxK photoshopped pictures inside the pool

Why? Ppl said it was anti-fans who did it But is it really? 

Those pictures than 'backed up’ by a screenshot  text that belong to 'the hotel’s staff’

The timing was too precise… The picture got posted soon after the news came out

Why such pictures?

Let’s be real here, BY couple had faced lots of shit than KxK does rn

But no one never made such pict of them doing that kinda thing before (as far as i know ppl only photshopped pictures of them going out on date)

Why these photosopper want to make Kai looks like “the dude who did sexual thing with his girlfriend inside the swimming pool”

Why they also made a rumor about them living together ?

They didnt do this shit with BY even tho BY couple faced worst of it. (ppl booed at baek during live show, tae apologized to fans in the airport)

Why they go this far to show us that “kai exo isnt interested in dude –kyungsoo– bc the fake shit he had 'done’ implies he prefers chicks”

and the weird thing is… lots of fans have thought that kai was into dudes before this… 

even there’s a post about exo sexuality analysis that was made by a gay man, he basically said kai was relatable bc kai’s shy demeanor reminds him of his younger self. (and he noted that kai and kyungsoo probably have something going on even though he wasn’t kadi shippers)

lots of ppl also have claimed that kai has 'pinged’ them as gay, especially when he’s with kyungsoo but then this shit happened and some fans immediately say things like 'get over it ppl he’s straight' 

also this is prob just me but the photoshoped picts of them in pool and him smoking make him look ‘though’ now (he used to be seen as the cute/shy boy nini right? but those picts make him legit look like ‘kai’), 

kai is now your typical korean dude who’s into pretty chick and smokes thanks to those photoshopped pictures

but is he really?

ofc this is just IF, mkay? im delu. dont believe my words.

Besides the Pann post might be not true–but we’ll see about that soon i suppose.  

TL;DR: i agree with u but i dont think somebody called SM, i think SM knew/sniffed about the gay news, got worried, then they went ‘let’s rush outing our fabricated couple that was supposed to be outed in june’

sorry for bad engliseu, remember, im delu so my words aren’t credible


i reread this shit and holy fuck i sound so delu… but hey i dont give a shit lol it’s not like i know those bitches who judging me irl, they’re strangers anyway. 

@chinashio16

Truth or Lie (Part Fourteen)

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Pairing: Rob Benedict x Reader

Warnings: Fluff, mention of sexual references, angst, explicit language

Word Count: 4614

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“You and me. We’re taking a little mini-vacation.

You glanced up from sifting through the organized rows of clothes in your suitcase, a confused expression immediately appearing on your face at his comment. The two of you were midway through Friday at Chicon, and he was talking about going on a vacation in the midst of con season? “Wait, what?”

“After this con, we’ll go somewhere and have some fun. I think we deserve a break,” Rob explained, peering over at you from his relaxed position on your hotel bed, his back pressing into the comfortable depths of the white pillows stacked against the headboard.

“We have to go to a convention in Denver in-”

“Two weeks,” Rob answered for you, giving his arms a confident cross as he watched you pull out your outfit for tomorrow so that you’d be up and ready to go early.

“Between then you have-”

“Nothing,” Rob replied, an amused smile slowly etching across his lips as he received a berating look from you.

You abandoned your suitcase and grabbed your planner, a few of its pages torn and crumpled from you flipping through it so much to add in extra notes. You skimmed over the dates between Chicon and Denvercon to prove him wrong, but there were no markings during that time period.

Once Rob noticed that you had finally realized that he was free for that time, he moved to sit on the edge of the bed in front of where you were standing. “I had you arrange some of my things after Denvercon. I just felt that we should work a little less … play a little more,” he murmured, voice beginning to shake with laughter toward the end of his words.

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