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Wanna One Kang Daniel Prince! AU (Part 3)

Sorry for the delay, y’all! You can find the first part here, the second part here and the fourth part here. Enjoy! (You + Kang Daniel)

Originally posted by seong-wu

  • After that day, you had been even more shy than usual around Daniel, now aware of your deeper feelings
  • You were falling harder and harder for Daniel, but it seemed completely one sided to you; to him it was probably mainly a business deal
  • But regardless, it was still easy to hang out as friends
  • Anyway the two of you didn’t exactly know how to try “dating” other than hanging out as usual with Ong and Jaehwan
  • The four of you frequented a cafe after school, only ordering pastries instead of actual drinks, and played board games or cards together for a couple hours
  • Afterwards, all of you would head back to your homes, Ong always walking you to your bus stop because Daniel had his drivers and Jaehwan lived in an opposite direction
  • You and Ong weren’t friends at first, but he was really funny with an open personality, and got closer to you
  • He’d always joke around about how Daniel hadn’t been friends with a girl since forever, and it was incredible how you randomly popped up
  • Openly told you that he wanted the two of you to get together because it’d be “satisfying”, which was weird he already thought this considering the situation you and Daniel were in lol
  • You and Daniel decided not to tell Ong and Jaehwan for the time being about the “arrangement” because you knew they would immediately start teasing the both of you about it (even more than they already did)
  • Anyway your day was pretty much like this for a couple weeks: going to school, hanging out with friends after school, and then heading back home
  • You didn’t think it’d be this simple, but when you asked Daniel about it, he just flashed that smile and replied that he’d been telling his parents that “you two were going on dates every day after school”
  • This is pretty easy if it counts as dating.
  • But no, of course it couldn’t be that easy: the Queen had asked her servants to check up on how you and Daniel were doing on the dates, and when she found out you two were just hanging out with friends, she was unhappy, to say the least
  • It all went down one day after school… you, Daniel, Ong and Jaehwan were all getting ready to walk to the cafe, but as soon as you exited the school front doors, there they were: the Queen’s loyal servants YAY
  • “Miss (Y/L/N), Prince, please come with us, the Queen requests your presence at the palace,” one of the men said, leading you to the car, leaving Ong and Jaehwan protesting “what about me, oppaaa” to the servants, earning some sour looks (wtf)
  • You and Daniel sat down in the car, and immediately you theorized what the problem was
  • “Oh my god Daniel they know, they know that we haven’t been actually dating this entire time, they’re going to be so pissed at us, what are we gonna do oh my god omghfj sod-”
  • Daniel just laughed because that’s what he does and squeezed your cheeks with one hand
  • “(Y/N), they’re just my parents, what are they gonna do, it’s probably just so we can eat dinner with them today, chill”
  • You glared at Daniel, and silently freaked out for the rest of the car ride; you just had this feeling that something was up
  • The both of you arrived at the palace and were immediately sat down at another large dinner table; different from the previous times
  • You kicked Daniel under the table; something was definitely up, you just knew it
  • A couple minutes later, the King and Queen showed up, and quietly sat across from you, softly smiling
  • “What’s up guys,” Daniel casually asked, you side-eyeing him
  • “Oh, we just wanted to have dinner together!” the Queen chirped, the King nodding along
  • “I told you, (Y/N),” Daniel said, nudging you, “dumbass”
  • You let your guard down, but kept getting the vibe that something was wrong
  • You decided to go ahead and enjoy the food, Daniel also did so, stuffing his face like he hadn’t eaten in… ever
  • After you all finished dessert, you and Daniel collapsed back in your chairs, groaning at how full you two were
  • And finally, the Queen let you know why you two were actually here, the both of you completely dead from all the food
  • “So we’ve heard that you two have been going on some fun dates together, looks like you two are really getting a great taste of what a relationship is like, that’s great for you!”
  • The two of you just stared at her: where was this going…
  • “We don’t think this is enough though, we’d like you two to get even closer. Part of this deal is that (Y/N) learns how to get used to life in the palace, and how to act as the Princess!” the Queen exclaimed, pausing for a second before nudging the King
  • “Oh, yes, so (Y/N), from now on you should eat dinner here, and feel free to sleep here during the night time,”
  • “Oh, that’s completely fine, I’ll be going now, thank you for the meal,” you said, standing up from your chair, before the Queen interrupted
  • “Ah, no, (Y/N), what we mean is that you must eat and sleep here, in order for you to more properly adjust and expose yourself to what life as the Princess will be like,”
  • “But what about my pare-”
  • “We have already notified your parents of this arrangement, and they have more than accommodating of the plans, please be comfortable,”
  • You shot a look at Daniel: I told you so…
  • He shrugged in response: Oh welp lol
  • When suddenly, the Queen made things even mORE weird
  • “(Y/N), it would be ideal if you stayed in Daniel’s room, but for now you can sleep in one of the guest spaces near his room.”
  • Were you freaking out? uHHH yes you were, now you were living at Daniel’s house, at the palace… at the home of the guY YOU LIKED… could this get any more weird for you??
  • And finally, Daniel started showing reactions to this whole scenario, as he started blushing and scratching his face in embarrassment, making you feel even moRe awkward 
  • The King cut into your running thoughts, as he happily proposed that you “could tutor Daniel” in the classes you share, earning a “HEY i’M SMART” protest from Daniel
  • The Queen and King promptly ended the dinner, leaving you and Daniel to trudge up to his room in awkward silence
  • The both of you tiredly looked at one another, silently agreeing to just head to your own rooms for the night
  • “Night, (Y/N)”
  • “Good night”
  • And that was that.
  • You lived at the palace now.
  • You could barely get to sleep that night, wondering if now the relationship between you two would get awkward; how much this would change things because obviously Daniel had gotten somewhat shy that night
  • The next day, you were woken up by a maid, as you forgot to set your alarm the previous night
  • “Miss (Y/L/N), please follow us to the washing room, we have prepared your bath,” one of the servants said, guiding you to a washroom
  • You walked over to the washroom, the maid stopping by the door and telling you to enter, slightly smiling
  • Was that a giggle in her voice? What the hell…
  • You walked into the humongous room, with a sitting area and multiple closets before getting to the actual shower area
  • WeLP the reason for the giggling maid became clear, when you entered the washroom to see shirtless Daniel splashing water over his face, a towel covering his neck and some of his wet hair
  • (NO MORE BIH WE KEEPIN THIS PG)
  • “Oh… oh my god… Daniel COVER YOURSELF” you mustered out, before dropping to squat on the floor, covering your eyes (oh you)
  • “OH MY GOD (Y/N) WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME… HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR LUSTFUL EYES TAINT MY BODY…” Daniel screamed at you, covering himself up with his hands
  • “Daniel, that’s not how this works. My innocent eyes are the ones that are tainted, turd”, you breathed, still covering your face, turning around
  • “nO YOU SICK PERVERT WOMAN! CAN’T A MAN CLEANSE IN PEACE??!?”
  • “what the hell man I’m not even going to shower today fuck this”
  • “GO!! YOU CAN’T WASH AWAY YOUR SOILED INTENTIONS AND DIRTY MIND ANYWAY!!”
  • You couldn’t help but giggle as you ran out of the bathroom, collapsing onto one of the couches in the washroom’s sitting areas
  • He manages to be this charming and strange even when he’s half naked… someone give this man an award, you thought as you closed your eyes, relaxing on the seat
  • You had been prepared for your relationship to be awkward, just like how it kind of was last night, but everything was… completely back to “normal”, even if that was completely abnormal for most people
  • The craziness… it was comfortable, for the both of you.
  • A couple minutes later, a dressed Daniel walked out of the bathroom into the sitting area, smiling as he saw you curled up on the couch, your phone right next to your face
  • He was about to tap you awake like a noRMAL person would, but then couldn’t let this opportunity to go to waste
  • Daniel barely held in his laughter while taking your phone from right in front of your sleeping face, making sure the phone was not on mute and on the highest ring volume
  • He let a giggle escape him as he hid in the corner of you, calling your number
  • Your phone rang right in your face, extremely loud, causing you to spaz awake, jumping like a monkey to attack Daniel who was literally on the floor laughing, clutching his stomach
  • “ASSHOLE YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS SO BADLY,” you screamed, kicking him before running into the shower room and slamming the door shut
  • I won’t be having a single normal morning from now on, will I…
  • YEP (Y/N) that’s exactly what’s going to happen from now on
  • If your alarm didn’t wake you up, every morning either you pranking Daniel or him pranking you would be sure to do the job
  • From him pouring his cologne-y smelling shampoo into your bottle to you stealing the toilet paper, your mornings were sure to be hectic (if not violent)
  • But you found yourself incredibly enjoying it
  • (and Daniel was too)
  • Both of you loved how the other didn’t take themselves so seriously, despite acting completely normal when it was necessary for public affairs
  • The both of you got closer than even before, if that was possible
  • You, Daniel, Ong and Jaehwan continued hanging out, but there was no way to continue hiding the fact that you and Daniel had this weird arrangement going on, since you went home with him every day
  • On the first day after that dinner, on the walk to the cafe after school, you and Daniel walked in front of Ong and Jaehwan, bickering about who would be the one to break the news to the guys
  • “YoU TELL THEM”
  • “NO YOU DO IT, THIS IS ALL THANKS TO YOUR PARENTS…”
  • “yeAh but I’m NOT MY PARENTS (Y/N)…”
  • “Tell us what, that you guys are having an arranged marriage?” Jaehwan asked, behind the both of you
  • “WHAT?? HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT THE F-”
  • “HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT??? I WAS JOKING WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL US WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO”
  • “heYyyy I thought we were getting married Daniel, you unloyal hoe” Ong joking pouted, cutely punching Daniel
  • The teasing has already started. Great.
  • From then on, you two couldn’t catch a break with them, Onghwan always “ooooh”ing and snickering whenever you even taLKEd to each other
  • “Daniel watch out, (Y/N) is a total gold digger, watch out for yourself bro”
  • “I will hurt you, Ong Seongwoo”
  • But the time you three spent together was just as fun as before, except now you went home with Daniel instead of walking to your bus stop with Ong (which he alSO teased you about)
  • Anyway you and Daniel would do homework together every night, Daniel putting in effort to actually learn from you when you tutored him in math
  • His grades actually increased, to the delight of his parents
  • They were also very happy that even that you two basically ruined the washroom every day, you two were getting closer (which was their goal)
  • Anyway one night while tutoring Daniel, he fell asleep while you were explaining a concept, his head lolling around in the high chair he was sitting in next to his desk
  • You couldn’t bring yourself to wake him up, bringing a light blanket to cover him up, and began to stare at his adorable yet attractive face
  • “I didn’t know what I was getting into for the past few months… but it’s really been a lot of fun,” you whispered, softly poking Daniel’s cheek
  • “I don’t think I would mind marrying you at all, Daniel,” you breathed out, your fingers dropping to his lips as you blushed at the touch
  • But you didn’t have much time to appreciate the quiet stillness when Daniel’s mouth opened, biting the tips of your fingers
  • WhAT THE FUCK IS HE AWAKE OH MY GOD HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN LISTENING OSH FMDKLMY GOD
  • You yanked your fingers out of his mouth, standing up in shock, knocking over the stool you were sitting on
  • You stared in horror as one side of Daniel’s mouth curled upwards, eyes still closed
  • Your own mouth dropped open when he asked the dreaded question with the completely obvious answer, his eyes mischievously opening, giving you a look that made your heart beat even faster than it had been already
  • ”(Y/N), do you like me?”

Originally posted by parkji-hoons

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4


A/N: Wow look at me being all evil with the cliffhanger LOL

Anyway thank you all so much for all the kind words you’ve sent me during this time, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the support and patience 💞

I can see this AU wrapping up in the next part, and I’m so glad you all have been liking it so far!

And thanks for 900 followers!

Monsta X: When you’re getting close with a hot guy from work

Lyly’s note: This is just my humble opinion, I hope you like how I wrote them. It’s all about perceptions and sometimes I feel like people write Idols using clichés about them like: napping, eating, cooking, etc… It annoys me because they’re humans with personalities, qualities and defaults like everybody…

M A S T E R L I S T


Shownu

Shownu would calmly ask you questions about him, not because he’s worried, but because he’s always interested in your life and wants to know who you hang out with. He might seemed a little detached, but this man cares deeply about you. He’s just not the jealous type and truly enjoys independence in a relationship. I hope you were not trying to get a reaction from him, because that’s never going to happen. If that’s the case, you would end up hurt, misunderstanding his feelings towards you.

Minhyuk

This ray of sunshine would immediately get jealous and be vocal about it. You are his world and he doesn’t want another guy to be close friend with you. Minhyuk is sensitive and intense, so his emotions are easy to read. He would also tell you very frankly he doesn’t like you hanging out with this guy and everything about his insecurities. He deeply values honesty and trust in your relationship so he would never play mind games with you because of jealousy. If Minhyuk met the guy, he would want to act coldly but no one else would sense it. This man can’t stay reserved or cold for long anyway.

Kihyun

Let’s be clear, if you got Kihyun to be invested in a love relationship in the first place, you are an enchantress and as exciting as he is. This man is too optimistic and confident about love to care about this other guy. It’s because you both know how strong your bound is and that you are in it for the long run. He hates clingy people so he likes the fact that you have friends and a life besides him. He would find it exciting to hang out in your social circle.

Wonho

Oh boy. Wonho might be giving a strong confident vibe, but seeing you hang out with a hot guy would bring out his deep insecurities faster than you can say “ramen”. He’s very afraid of losing you, because when this man is in love, he gives his everything. Wonho wouldn’t even be jealous, he blindly trusts you no matter what, but he would get touchy and sensitive every time the other guy is mentioned. If he ever met him, he would work hard to charm him and probably act overly romantic with you to show off his devotion.

Hyungwon

If you settle down with this man, you deserve an award for your patience. He probably openly plans your future together, which can be nice, but also very demanding. He can get possessive and he wouldn’t like you spending free time with someone else. He’s confident and wouldn’t be jealous at all, but he expects a lot of you and your relationship. If your new friend isn’t part of his original plans, good luck trying to hang out with him. Hyungwon can be inflexible and uncompromising, so it’s either: you’re all in or you’re out. Bad pun intended

Jooheon

If you bruised his ego by hanging out with this hot guy, there’s a chance Jooheon would turn a bit into an insulted child, since he takes everything personal. You would have to be the one confronting him about it, because he hates fighting with you and often avoids sensitive subjects. Oh yes, he would get mad jealous. Even if he understands that the guy is just a friend and is quite the social butterfly himself, Jooheon would sulk until you reassure him enough. Even after all that, he would still openly hate the guy.

I.M

O.K. Lord help you with this one, I wouldn’t like to be in your shoes. I WOULD LOVE IT. Changkyun can be a bit of a puzzle if you date him because he’s SO hard to read. That boy would get very jealous, he’s unsure how secure your relationship is despite all your efforts and isn’t that confident about your bound. He’d secretly ask Shownu, Jooheon or even Wonho for advice because they’re older and great listeners. He’d probably act especially distant and detached towards you, which would freak you out. He still likely wouldn’t say anything and if you couldn’t guess why he’s becoming cold and got hurt by it, it could be hard for your relationship. Cheer up, Jooheon would probably get annoyed by this situation and spill the truth because he hates misunderstandings so much.

M A S T E R L I S T

10

Why die for them, Marcus? For a Church who never gave one single damn about you? They wrung your soul like a piece of wet laundry. And after they squeezed every last drop of good out of your body, what did they do? Excommunication. Oh, my poor boy. Don’t let your life be the last thing they take.

Imagine going at the Golden Globes with your fiance, Jared Leto, and running into your ex, Colin Farrell.

Originally posted by mj-38

“Feeling better now?” you asked Jared with a smile that got bigger once you saw that adorable grin of his.

“Much better, and definitely more relieved.” he breathed out, wrapping his arms around you and gave you a squeeze.

“You know I think I forgot to tell you something once you got the award but…. I told you so!” you exclaimed and he laughed, shaking his head.

“For a moment I thought I was off the hook.” he chuckled as he leaned down to peck your cheek. He rested his forehead against yours as he gazed into your eyes, taking a deep breath in.

“What would I do without you huh?” he mumbled and you shrugged, giving him a shy smile.

“Probably freak the hell out and never make it to the awards in the first place.” you chuckled but closed your eyes when he kissed your forehead tenderly.

“How did I ever get so lucky though?” he breathed out “How could I ever deserve someone like you?” he emphasized, his words laced with sincerity and wonder. You cupped his one cheek with your hand, the one with the diamond ring on it. Yet another shocker: Jared Leto, the man you swore would never want anything serious with anyone, had asked you to marry him six months ago.

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But Can We Talk About Phil “amazingphil” Lester?
  • Phil “My best friend is more successful than I am and all I do is encourage and support him” Lester
  • Phil “No-one ever gives me credit for my ideas in videos and I’ve never said anything about it” Lester
  • Phil “I’m 28 years old and I won’t swear” Lester
  • Phil “I get really nervous in front of crowds but I’ll still do conferences and workshops for you guys” Lester
  • Phil “I’ve had a youtube account almost from day one and I’m still here” Lester
  • Phil “I was bullied at school but all I’m ever going to be is nice” Lester
  • Phil “I’m writing a book and planning a tour and running a radio show but I’ll still do a liveshow with you every week” Lester
  • Phil “someone sent me a drawing of me naked and instead of mocking it I made it a feature to encourage young artists” Lester
  • Phil “I’m an award winning radio presenter who’s met hundreds of celebrities but I’ll still reply to your tweets with emoji’s” Lester
  • Phil “I’m not good at anything really” Lester

Whose Line Is It Anyway Sentence Meme (Another One)

  • “Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!”
  • “Dude, calm down, [NAME] doesn’t kiss that well.”
  • “Frankly, [NAME], I don’t give a lamb.”
  • “Go head, make a cake.”
  • “Follow the yellow brick toad!”
  • “You can’t give him a pork roast for his birthday!”
  • “They call it… a thong.”
  • “Hey, come on, baby, statues stay harder longer.”
  • “Read a book, people.”
  • “I’m lost, I’m lost, I don’t know where I’m going.”
  • “Nice pants!”
  • “Just cut one break line and you can be sitting behind that desk.”
  • “I’m the little voice in your head.”
  • “You’re the best I can get.”
  • “There’s someone under my podium.”
  • “I’d like to thank the dark one for this award.”
  • “What did you just do?”
  • “I’m gonna give you a bath and then a nice bone.”
  • “Get off the mail man!”
  • “Who’s your daddy?”
  • “I like your stamps all the time.”
  • “Have you ever thought about how uncomfortable testicles really are?”
  • “I’m gonna need someone from the audience and twenty minutes.”
  • “It’s me, run away from danger man!”
  • “I’ll just have the girl.”
  • “Pamela Anderson!”
  • “Oh, no, that was two questions.”
  • “Welcome to drinking for professionals.”
  • “I’m so drunk!”
  • “Every type of party includes a lampshade wearing boisterous fool.”
  • “Oops, I won the limbo contest.”
  • “Is this your own personal fantasy.”
  • “Relax, you have a lot more blood than you actually need.”

anonymous asked:

dAD i just found out that gerard was one of the voices in you will be found AND he was in 21 chump street. someone give this man a fuckin award for truly doing the most

yes! he is very talented i love gerard he is one hip dude

George Harrison and Eric Idle

The following is the full transcript of Eric’s speech, inducting George into the Hollywood Bowl Hall of Fame on Friday, 28 June 2002:

“When they told me they were going to induct my friend George Harrison into the Hollywood Bowl Hall of Fame posthumously: my first thought was - I bet he won’t show up.

Because, unlike some others one might mention - but won’t - he really wasn’t in to honours.

He was one of those odd people who believe that life is somehow more important than show business.

Which I know is a heresy here in Hollywood, and I’m sorry to bring it up here in the very Bowel of Hollywood but I can hear his voice saying ‘oh very nice, very useful, a posthumous award - where am I supposed to put it? What’s next for me then? A posthumous Grammy? An ex-Knighthood? An After-Lifetime Achievement Award?’

He’s going to need a whole new shelf up there.

So: posthumously inducted - sounds rather unpleasant: sounds like some kind of after-life enema.

But induct - in case you are wondering - comes from the word induce  - meaning to bring on labour by the use of drugs.

And Posthumous is actually from the Latin post meaning after and hummus meaning Greek food.

So I like to think that George is still out there somewhere - pregnant and breaking plates at a Greek restaurant.

I think he would prefer to be inducted posthumourously because he loved comedians - poor sick sad deranged lovable puppies that we are - because they - like him - had the ability to say the wrong thing at the right  time - which is what we call humour.

He put Monty Python on here at The Hollywood Bowl, and he paid for the movie The Life of Brian, because he wanted to see it.

Still the most anybody has ever paid for a cinema ticket.

His life was filled with laughter and even his death was filled with laughter… In the hospital he asked the nurses to put fish and chips in his IV.

The doctor - thinking he was delusional - said to his son ‘don’t  worry, we have a medical name for this condition.’

Yes said Dhani ‘humour.’

And I’m particularly sorry Dhani isn’t here tonight - because I wanted  to introduce him by saying ‘Here comes the son’ - but sadly that opportunity for a truly bad joke has gone, as has Dhani’s Christmas  present from me.

George once said to me ‘if we’d known we were going to be The  Beatles we’d have tried harder.’

What made George special - apart from his being the best guitarist  in the Beatles - was what he did with his life after they achieved everything.

He realized that this fame business was - and I’ll use the technical philosophical term here - complete bullshit.

And he turned to find beauty and truth and meaning in life - and more extraordinarily - found it.

This is from his book I Me Mine:

‘The things that most people are struggling for is fame or fortune or wealth or position - and really none of that is important because in the end death will take it all away. So you spend your life struggling for something, which is in effect a waste of time… I mean I don’t  want to be lying there as I’m dying thinking "oh shit I forgot to put  the cat out."’

And he wasn’t. He passed away - here in LA - with beauty and dignity surrounded by people he loved.

Because he had an extraordinary capacity for friendship.

People loved him all over the planet.

George was in fact a moral philosopher: his life was all about a search for truth, and preparing himself for death.

Which is a bit weird for someone in rock and roll. They’re not supposed to be that smart. They’re supposed to be out there looking for Sharon. Not the meaning of life.

Michael Palin said George’s passing was really sad but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive.

He was a gardener - he grew beauty in everything he did - in his life,  in his music, in his marriage and as a father.

I was on an island somewhere when a man came up to him and said ‘George Harrison, oh my god, what are you doing here?’ - and he said ‘Well everyone’s got to be somewhere.’

Well alas he isn’t here. But we are. And that’s the point. This isn’t for him. This is for us, because we want to honour him. We want to remember him, we want to say, Thanks George for being. And we really miss you. So let’s take a look at some of the places he got to in his life.

[Video montage is shown of George Harrison’s life…]

Well he’s still not here. But we do have someone very special who was very dear to him - who is here. The first man to perform with the Beatles. The one and only Billy Preston.

[Billy Preston and a chorus of vocalists performing the Harrisong ‘My Sweet Lord.’]

Thank you Billy Preston.

So this is the big drag about posthumous awards: there’s no one to give ‘em to.

So I’m gonna keep this and put it next to the one I got last year. No, I’m going to give it to the love of his life, his dark sweet lady, dear wonderful Olivia Harrison, who is with us here tonight. Liv, you truly know what it is to be without him.

Thank you Hollywood Bowl you do good to honour him. Goodnight.”

// does burning instant ramen get you a spot on chopped champion sign me up

Zen:

- He’s okay at cooking, prefers take out though– But if he had to cook he can whip up something edible.

- But you are just so adorable when you try to cook honestly, does it work? no. does he love watching you try and make it work? yes.

- If it tastes bad hE’S SO NICE ABOUT IT he’ll honestly eat it anyways no matter what because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings

- in the name of love, for MC, he will eat your liquified mash potatoes and severely burnt stir fry.

- but as soon as you mention doing something for dinner he whips out the old “ oh don’t worry babe I already have something all planned out! ”

- narrator: he did not have something all planned out

Jumin:

- His cooking is SHIT

- Only thing he’s okay at is pancakes. He doesn’t make them very sweet though, you have to eat them with strawberries or powdered sugar to make it work.

- So he’s just kinda.. Same.

- Assures you to just let the chef do the cooking, MC, please those potatoes didn’t deserve to be turned into liquid what did they ever do to you

- He won’t eat something if it’s looks even remotely gross he’s picky like that so.. good luck getting him to eat your food


- Recommends cooking classes for the both of you guys because he’s interested in it, and if you’re going he’s going with you ride or die

Yoosung:

- He is the ultimate control freak in the kitchen and watches over you like a hawk

- Comments on everything up until the point where he’s basically doing all the cooking and you’re just kind of watching

- Yeah.. don’t try to cook in front of him if you’re not very good. He’ll swoop in and take control of it all

- He’ll TRY your food but if it tastes bad he goes full bore Chef Ramsay on you look out

- What are you? An idiot sandwich

Jaehee:

- She’s actually not bad at cooking, just doesn’t really have time to do it. Mainly picks things up from the convenient store or take out.

- So she’s excited when you say you’re cooking dinner tonight, it’s been so long since she’s had a home cooked meal

- But then she sees.. that, and right back to take out she goes

- Won’t eat it if it’s bad, very honest too. But gives you pointers when she has time until eventually you start getting a little better at it. Proud girlfriend once you’re able to make something that’s edible :’)

Seven:

- Can’t cook. At all. Microwaves potato chips.

- So honestly your food compared to his is amazing. Manna from heaven. A feast made for gods.

- The ULTIMATE trooper. He will eat it. God Seven-Zero-Seven never backs down from a challenge. He might feel sick later on, but it’s worth it.

- Recommends his book to you, 101 ways to serve chips. You’d learn a lot from it if you read it!

V:

- Someone give this man an award for chef of the year because he can cook like nobody’s business

- Knows exact measurements too without needing cups or spoons just out of the package he knows like how do you do this

- So he actually finds it nice you don’t know how to cook. He’d love to teach you if you let him.

- Always very kind when you mess up, practice makes perfect. He’s mainly the one making dinner on most nights, but when you make an amazing dish be prepared for him to act like he hasn’t eaten in days and chow that shit down while telling you how good it is. So proud, so blessed

Saeran:

- cannot cook do not let him near a kitchen unless you have insurance and 911 on speed dial

- He’s the most honest and will tell you if it tastes bad immediately. He won’t eat it, not a trooper like Zen.

- You guys end up getting in a fight about whose the worse chef. Eventually having an all out showdown to prove who’s the worst. Saeyoung is the judge.

- They both taste like shit but you win and Saeran is pissed saying how he added eight table spoons of pure sea salt to that brownie how is he not the worst

- This is stupid and totally rigged for you to win he’s out

Bear in mind, ladies and gentlemen, that every time you violate or propose to violate the free speech of someone else, in potencia, you’re making a rod for own back. Because the other question raised by Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes is simply this: who’s going to decide?

To whom do you award the right to decide which speech is harmful or who is the harmful speaker? Or determine in advance what are the harmful consequences going to be, that we know enough about in advance to prevent? To whom would you give this job? To whom are you going to award the job of being the censor? Isn’t it a famous old story that the man who has to read all the pornography, in order to decide what’s fit to be passed and what’s fit not to be, is the man most likely to be debauched?

Did you hear any speaker, the opposition to this motion — eloquent as… one of them was — to whom you would delegate the task of deciding for you what you could read? To whom you would give the job of deciding for you, relieve you of the responsibility of hearing what you might have to hear?

Do you know anyone — hands up — do you know anyone to whom you’d give this job? Does anyone have a nominee? You mean there’s no one in Canada good enough to decide what I can read? Or hear? I had no idea. But there’s a law that says there must be such a person. Or there’s a subsection of some piddling law that says it. Well, the hell with that law then. It’s inviting you to be liars and hypocrites and to deny what you evidently know already.

—  Christopher Hitchens (November 2006)

anonymous asked:

Listen, I love Ryan Hawley and I think he is a fantastic actor, but honestly it kind of annoys me how he never actually sheds any tears when he's 'crying'

Look, I want to shower the man with awards and I think he is so underrated as an actor. With Ryan it’s all the little things he adds - you can rewatch a scene over and over and pick up on a nuance in his expression or even something he’s doing in the background which you didn’t notice in the previous 47 rewatches of that exact scene and I am blown away every time that happens. I am still perplexed that he wasn’t long listed for the BSA’s like what more has this guy gotta do???

Also when you hear about how he is in real life and then he manages to pull off cocky, confident, arrogant Robert Sugden with such ease like damn you realise how good he is. And he can do that whole soft voice so-in-love-its-painful shit when he’s with Aaron and then be blunt and vicious and heartless in other scenes and it’s genius how he carries it all off so convincingly.

Serious, give him an award someone. Please.

I think it’s because Danny cries so well though that it’s more noticeable that Ryan doesn’t. And I can 100% appreciate him without the ability to cry actual tears but I’m not gonna lie I REALLY WANNA SEE THEM. Just once. Please. If I see a tear rolling down that perfect little cheek of his in this reveal scene I’ll squeal. Imagine how precious that’s gonna be.