someone give me water

Rollercoaster Ride

I’ve got no clue where this oneshot came from! Well … I do, we all do, but seriously, one pic, not even a gif, of the back of Dean’s head, seriously?
Warnings: SMUT.
Word Count: 954
Tags: @whispersandwhiskerburn @loveitsallineed @percywinchester27 @sdavid09 @chaos-and-the-calm67 @blacktithe7 @frenchybell @wi-deangirl77 @avasmommy224  @i-like-your-assbutt @waywardjoy @kristaparadowski @torn-and-frayed @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid

Originally posted by itsokaysammy

I was leaning against the bookshelf in the library, behind Dean and opposite Sam as I scrolled through tumblr, looking for any fics about Outlander. I reached a recommendation list, everything Scotland! I clicked on the first fic, ignoring the text at the top and smiling when I saw the gif was the sex scene between Jamie and Claire. I scrolled down and began reading, finding quickly it was one long, delicious, smutty fic.

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anonymous asked:

any HCs for Lysandre and colress with a short S/O?? can someone give me a glass of water? IM THIRSTY!!! ;D

*hands you a bottled water* I LIVE FOR ASKS LIKE THESE ANON!!! As a girl who’s 4'10", you bet I have headcanons about Colress and Lysandre with a short S/O!

Colress with a short S/O

—I think Colress wouldn’t really care what your height is, so he wouldn’t pull out the short jokes at your expense!

—Colress would get a kick out of watching you jump/reach for things on high shelves though. He would always chuckle and walk over to you and just take whatever you’re trying to reach and hand it to you. He would be smirking the whole time though.

—Colress would find kissing you a little difficult, but he wouldn’t mind leaning down or sitting down so you can kiss him. He actually kind of likes it when you just yank him down by his lab coat to kiss him though. ;)

—Colress would love to give you forehead kisses all the time!!

—Colress would think you look super cute when you wear his lab coat because it just swallows you! Actually you could use his coat like a blanket if you felt like it. Colress would think it’s precious.

Lysandre with a short S/O

—Lysandre is heckin tall! I think he’s almost 7 feet I swear!! So having you be shorter than average is really cute to him? I mean with him being super tall and you being super short, it’s really a precious sight to see you two walking together!

—Lysandre will just pick you up bridal style at times when you two are walking together because, “I don’t want you getting tired trying to keep up with me dear.”

—Lysandre will occasionally ask how the weather is down there. You will in return ask how the weather is up there. It’s like a little inside joke between you two!

—You’ve heard all the short jokes and heard the “Wow you’re short!” About a million times. Lysandre has also heard many tall jokes and gotten the “Woah you’re tall!” A million times too. You two will complain to each other about this. It’s a mutual thing!

—Lysandre will always make sure you get your pants hemmed! Always! I imagine if you see pants you like he’s already calling to get them hemmed for you. He knows the struggle of finding things that don’t fit him too.

—Lysandre will LOVE to cuddle you because he can just engulf your tiny body with his and it makes him happy knowing that you are 100% safe curled into his body!

someone please help me survive nix in crossroads, when he gives winters the water and winters thanks him while he’s standing back up his face is just screaming “yeah, you’re welcome, it’s fine, i’d give you a canteen full of my own blood if you needed it, i’d rip my heart out with my bare hands if that wasn’t enough, you basically own me, don’t mention it about the water.”

Monsta X Reaction To: You Wearing a Bikini/Swimsuit for the First Time

“Ikon’s reaction to seeing you in a bikini/swimsuite for the first time?” With monsta x? Thanks :)

-the iKON one is up on my page (-:


Hoseok (Wonho)

Hoseok would just stare. He wouldn’t even say anything- he’d just stare at you, watching the way your body moved with each step. He’d plan out what he wanted to do with you for the evening, and how he was going to make you pay for just standing there and not being able to do anything. While you guys were playing in the water, he’d grab you by your waist and pull you under the waves, planting kisses on each visible part of your skin… and the clothed part. 

“How could you do that to me? I couldn’t even touch you in front of the boys…”

Hyunwoo (Shownu)

Hyunwoo would watch you strip off your overclothing, unable to hide the desire written all over his face. He’d bite his lip and ignore the teasing comments from the boys. Instead, he’d walk up to you, publicly placing his lips on yours and making sure that everyone knew you two belonged to one another. 

“You look so good, jagiya… I can’t believe I got this lucky.”

Hyungwon

Hyungwon wouldn’t know what to do with himself. He’d probably sit on his beach towel, gaping at your body, while unable to think properly. He wouldn’t even speak until you spoke to him. He’d pull you into his lap and grab another towel to cover you, holding you against him like a child. 

“Ahh, you’re too beautiful! I don’t want everybody looking at you…”

Jooheon

Jooheon couldn’t hide how he felt even if he wanted to. At first, he’d stare at you, blinking in disbelief before he jumped up to his feet and did a little triumphant dance. Then he’d drop to his knees at your feet and bow down, claiming you as a queen and dramatically saying how thirsty he was for you. 

“EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THIS GORGEOUSNESS. GOD, SOMEONE GIVE ME WATER STAT.”

Changkyun (I.M.)

Changkyun would be all over you. He’d drop on his side and pose, wriggling his eyebrows at you suggestively. Wherever you went, Changkyun was, trying to get your attention and reminding you how amazing you looked. He’d eventually pick you up and spin you around, just to feel the warmth of your skin on his. When he set you down, he’d kiss you chastely, then grin with love in his eyes. 

“Ahh… my appa’s gonna be so proud! I scored big time!”

Minhyuk

As soon as you emerged in your swimsuit, Minhyuk would over dramatize everything. He’d jump up onto his knees, screaming your name, then dance around you and the boys, taunting them and bragging that you were all his and vice versa. He’d jokingly try to grind up on you, then “faint” at your feet, claiming your beauty had killed him. 

“YOOO! Do you see them!? They’re AAALLLL mine suckers!!!!”

Kihyun

Kihyun would be embarrassed at first. His cheeks would turn red as he stared at your bikini top, his heart pounding out of his chest. After a minute of adjusting to it, though, he’d be appreciative and bite his lip, nodding and clapping as you came towards him. He wouldn’t be afraid to tell you how gorgeous you looked, and would publicly claim you as his partner. 

“Oh shit… is that Y/N? oh DAMN okay babe…. alright, okay, you look- fuck, you look amazing!”

BTS React to you asking “Can you eat pussy like that” (icanthahaha)

R E Q U E S T

JIN:

*stops eating*

“W-what?” 

Lol, JIn would be so confused and shocked because he would never expect for you to say that.

“What happened to my innocent jagi?” *fake sobs*

“I was never innocent Jin”

Originally posted by baebsaes

YOONGI:

*stares*

“Yes” 

*continue to eat while staring at you*

TRUST ME THIS GUYS IS CHILL AF, AND YOUD BE SURPRISED BY HIS ANSWER BC YOU DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO ACTUALLY ANSWER YOU ESPECIALLY THAT HE SAID “YES” THEN HE’D TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT YOUR FACE AND I JUST (im sorry im a yoongi stan)(forgive me)

and then he’d do that ⬇

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie

NAMJOON:

*drops chopsticks*

He’d be shock at first but quickly regain himself 

“Of course I do”

“Want to experience it?” *WINK* *SMIRK*

Originally posted by baebsaes

HOSEOK:

*chokes* “YAH! Where did you learn that????” Then he’d laugh to ease the tension

(but we all know he’d say yes)

(and we know he can def. eat it amazingly)

(can someone give me holy water jisoos) 

Originally posted by jimentos

JIMIN:

(WHY CANT I IMAGINE THE REACTION OF THIS LIL BALL OF SUNSHINE)

*was about to take abite but stops*

He’d look at you strangely and be all “Have you been hanging out with Namjoon-hyung?” 

*SMIRK* “Do you want me to?”

Originally posted by sugakookie

TAEHYUNG:

He’d stare at you like your from outer space 

*swallows food*

“Are you my girlfriend?” 

Originally posted by ohheyimjessie

JUNGKOOK:

“You’re so dirty Jagi” 

*flicks rice at you*

*flicks water*

“Did Jimin-hyung ask you to say that?”

Originally posted by minpuffs

I LAUGHED MAKING THIS BC I HONESTLY CANT PICTURE THEIR REACTIONS LIKE ALL I CAN PICTURE IS SOM OF THEM CHOKING, THEN LIKE STOP EATING BC WTF I CANT

Here ya go! @bts-cactus 

Fall Out Boy backstage at Jimmy Kimmel Live 11/25/2015 (x)

sunsetqueeen  asked:

Since everyone is out here going wild with the asks, can we just take a moment to imagine Ethan in the mornings, that deep slightly gravelly voice and those fucking HUGE hands and his lips just everywhere and then you're in the shower and it's all you can do not to moan until the entire country here's you but instead he cups his hand over your mouth while he fucks your up against a wall JEEZ SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME COLD WATER PLS

GOOD GOD PLEASE IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 YEARS OLD CLICK OFF MY BLOG BECAUSE IT IS RATED XXX AT THIS POINT LMAOO. but I am seriously SCREAMING I need this in my life. Jesus forgive my sins!

NCT as SHIT my MALE classmates said today

Haechan: Why would I even need photoshop, I mean, look at me, I’m already handsome

Mark: I called my gf at 7:30 in the morning to wish her a happy birthday but she didn’t answer

Jeno: The teacher called her fish after me wtf

Chenle: I know I’m cute, just say it come on you know you want to

Jaemin: *Throws a juice box across the classroom* SORRY

Renjun: No please, not that documentary about how potatoes grow again

Jisung: Someone give me a water bottle, I swear I won’t flip it I’M DEHYDRATING

Taeyong: yo bro it’s my hair okay? Because it doesn’t feel right

Winwin: Tell the teacher that I didn’t feel good or something, I’ll be in the bathroom for the next 30 minutes *leaves the classroom with his phone and earbugs*

Ten: Let’s all talk about random shit to the teacher so she forgets about the exam

Taeil: UNDER THE SEEEAAA UNDER THE SEAAA .. that’s the only part I know

Jaehyun: I think my gf is cheating on me.. girls what do i do?

Yuta: I don’t like any of y’all, I just pretend I do

Doyoung: The teacher doesn’t allow me to swear anymore.. I feel like I’m inside of a box or some shhTHING THING ..  WOO THAT WAS CLOSE


BONUS

Johnny: Can you give me a massage? I’ll pay you.. well.. no, not really. Just do it for our friendship

Kun: *his partner leaves him to go and sit with another guy* STOP CHEATING ON ME YOU HOE

Hansol: Someone explain me what the exam was about rn

English Love Affair

a/n: once again, another song based type thing. hope you like. this is kinda pg-13 lmao bc well its english love affair. a lyric literally says “princess getting naked”. you can play the song while listening if you like i guess lmao enjoy

also pls give feedback

Can’t you come now? x -y/n

The guys’ll notice though. x -Ash

It’s your last day :( I need you. -y/n

I know… fuck. I need you too xx -Ash

You can’t leave without saying goodbye to me. If you need me as much you say you do, then get your ass over here and we’ll have a good time xxx -y/n

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160821 KTR -10th anniversary special ♡

* SJ Hyung- line receiving the 10th year anniversary recognition award from KBS for Sukira~

KBS radio Chief Producer said fans, staffs and KBS love Sukira. He wants SJ to do sukira 10 years more, and then 10, 20 years more then KBS can celebrate their 60th birthday haha.

*  They knew that Heechul will have a phone call, because he asked, but he appeared suddenly, YeTeuk were so surprised ㅋㅋ

* Teuk talked about how Yesung was sad at first, but when Heechul appeared he was so touched and TeukChul teased that he’ll cry. 

Heechul: In a few days, it’s Yesung-ssi’s birthday. Today is Kibum-ssi’s~ Yesung-ssi, when the 2 maknaes got enlisted, you became the maknae!

*   Heechul: Donghae can’t even read his own writing.

Heechul mentioned that fans’ handwriting is really pretty unlike Lee Donghae’s handwriting. Donghae can’t even read his own words and always asks “ what is this?? what is written? what is written? “

HC: Fans write hangeul really well! They’re 5000x better than Donghae. 

LT: DH’s writing is a mess.. 

HC: DH can’t even read his own writing!

Heechul: Woah, Donghae was a fixed guest in radio before (Sukira corner)?

Leeteuk: Yes, but because his pronunciations is bad…ㅋㅋ

* M&D did karaoke Sechs Kies’ song & in the midst of song, Yesung danced randomly & M&D followed him kkk~

*  When the guest sang,Leeteuk-Yesung-Heechul randomly danced ^^

 After the crazy singing, Heechul was like “Can someone please give me water” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

 * Leeteuk: Eunhyuk said since concert to shave your hair when he enlists and a fan cut her hair..

Heechul: Should we 3 shave too?

Leeteuk: Cannot cannot!

Heechul: i went to the salon to shave but they didn’t allow, i suddenly feel like shaving now.

Leeteuk: Cannot, dont do it!!

* Teuk: we’ve gotta thank yesung and heechul for coming and- 

Heechul: are you sending us away already?! 

Teuk: oh nono we have to play!

* Teuk: okay now…. 

Heechul: are you finally sending us away 

Teuk: No we have to listen to songs!

* Heechul was supposed to leave an hour ago but he stayed cuz he said he likes being with the members~

cr:tinyhae, eunhaes_, inchoherent, the_Chess, yesungtrans, MoonsLounge,teukables.

Can someone give me recs for lgbt books with happy endings

i’ve read sarah waters and aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe and I also have read a ton of bittersweet queer books that make me want to drown myself in rainbows being killed by straight people so if anyone has any recommendations for really really happy books where everything is totally fine and there are no tears that would be awesome