someone get me some orbit

Me and my cousin talking about things that make her boyfriend jealous
  • My cousin: The two things I can't live without are Andy Biersack and Swiss Rolls.
  • Me: But you can't be violently fucked by a Swiss Roll. Well, I mean, you could, but it would be a pain in the ass to clean up later.
  • My cousin: * Uncontrollable laughter* *Explodes* What the fuck is wrong with you!?