someone get me a burger now

anonymous asked:

could i ask for changkyun from monsta x for the au thing? i absolutely adore u™ and your blog ! your writing is, without a doubt, one of my favorites on this site ! it makes me so unbelievably happy when i see new updates from you ! i hope you have/had a nice day and that school is treating you well !!

fkdsffdkh this is so sweet you’re gonna make me cry???

  • waiter!changkyun
  • works at like a family restaurant/24 hour diner kinda thing and hates the yellow wallpaper and the photos of people smiling
  • but it’s the only job with a flexible enough schedule for him
  • and he’s always on the graveyard shift and him and fellow waiter kihyun shit talk any of the super rude, super creepy regulars
  • looks pretty cute in the uniform though, until you realize he has a mustard stain on his apron he hasn’t been able to get out for the past 4 weeks
  • it was someones birthday and kihyun was like “you should rap for them” and changkyun was like “kihyun if you weren’t older than me i would Say Something Really Freaking Mean right about. Now”
  • spends like 80% of his time out back playing games on his phone
  • you come by at literally like 4 am when there is No One in the diner
  • and changkyun is surprised you’re you and not some kind of demon whose surfaced from the night streets to get pancakes 
  • and you’re just like,,,,,,i really want a burger and he’s like sure!!
  • and he serves you but he’s also like ?!???! why are u here at 4 am
  • and it’s really got to do with how you haven’t slept in the past two days because of exams
  • and changkyun is just Intrigued
  • so he sits down in the booth opposite you and he’s like “,,,,,,hey,,,,,dude,,,,,,,everything ok?” and you’re eating a fry and shrugging and you’re like “school is hell on earth.” and changkyun is like oh,,,,,,,,,,,im sorry
  • and you two get to talking 
  • and there’s no customers like at all so you just tell him about school and changkyun thinks it’s kinda cute the way you nibble on fries instead of just shoving them in your mouth like someone he knows (jooheon)
  • and you guys have stuff in common and it’s like,,,,,such a weird place to get to know someone. a diner at 4 am but
  • the clock hits 6 before you know it and changkyun’s like my shifts over wanna take the train together
  • and he’s not even going your way but he rides with you anyway since it’s early and you’re alone and it’s sweet
  • and changkyun writes his number on your palm and tells you to stop by the diner whenever you’re craving food really late he’ll give you a discount
  • and you grin,,,,,but also you pass out the second you step into your dorm LOL
Yuri on Ice characters as things me and my friends have said at lunch

Phichit: “That sounded like a dying hamster! Not that I know what that sounds like. I don’t want to know either…*stares off into the distance, a sad look in his eyes*”

Guang Hong: *literally any time something funny happens* “I’m writing this down! I’m going to animate this! It’s going to make me a famous Youtuber!”

Yuuri: *staring forlornly into soda* “Why am I so…so…SINGLE?!?????”

Viktor: *puts hand on Yuuri’s shoulder* “I’ll be gay for you, Yuuri.”

Yurio: “If you turn gay for Katsudon my opinion of you will go from here-” *raises hand about to eye level* “to here.” *gets up and puts hand on chair*

Chris: “WILL SOMEONE MAKE OUT WITH ME ALREADY?! How can I still be single like THIS????????”

((We all complain about being single…a lot… 😂😂😂😂))

JJ: “I’ll rule the world one day…and when I’m in charge I’ll forcibly relocate you to Antarctica.”

Leo: “You’re all shouting so loud I can’t hear the music!” *everyone quiets down and the Tetris theme is now audible*

Seung-Gil: “I don’t trust cafeteria food, and here’s why. This was the most traumatic experience I’ve had as far as food goes. So in third grade I got a burger from the school cafeteria, I bit into it and it tasted like GRASS. It was disgusting! That’s not a real burger!!! They should be required to let you know if you’re about to eat lawn clippings!”

Minami: “I can’t calm down, he just dazzled me with his video game prowess! If you had seen that you would know how beyond awesome that was.”

Yakov: “Sometimes I wonder why I sit with you all.”

Otabek: “Will you guys get me arrested? I can see it. Does that mean I’m going to leave you? *holds up hands* You cuff Yurio, Officer, you’re cuffing me too.”

Keep it Secret Part 3


I hope I’m not forgetting anyone


I’m glad you’re back! Can’t wait for you to come home!

‘I can’t either’ Jason typed. He hadn’t even noticed he was smiling like a fool until Dick reminded him.

“Jason? Is everything alright?” Dick asked as he chewed on his own burger.

“Oh yeah it’s just-”

John calling out your name all the time. He’s missed you.

Jason could feel his heart throbbing at this text. He had been trying for months to get Johnny to say his name and now that he was gone it had happened. The little kid had missed him. And it made him feel so good that someone felt this way about him. That someone missed him.

“Just what? Jason come on who are you texting?”

“It’s (Y/n), she’s telling me about Johnny.” Jason said almost mechanically, absorbed on his phone. He gulped as he realised what he had just said. “Fuck”
‘im coming over tonight!’ he typed and got up from his sit.

“(Y/n) as my last girlfriend? What’s going on? Sit down!” Dick was shook and amazed by Jason’s words at the same time. Who was Johnny even?

“No. Uhm. Was your ex’s name (Y/n)? Look, I gotta go! (Y/n) and Johnny are two people I saved a while ago and I realised they were street kids too.” Jason sighed, hoping Dock would believe his lie.

“It’s about time you got some friends!” Dick smiled although Jason brushed him off.

“Okay bye. Well talk about Shawn’s abduction later”

“Jason!!!” The little boy yelled and run to Jason’s side with wobbly legs and open arms.

“Oh hello big man!” Jason laughed and lifted the boy in his arms. He started placing butterfly kisses on the boy’s head, exclaiming how much he had missed him while the boy was giggling furiously.

“Damn Jason have mercy on my kid!” You jokingly said as you placed two plastic cups on the coffee table. You might have learnt a thing or two about walking babies.

“Damian knows… I had to tell him because he followed me some several times.” Jason explained out of the blue. You weren’t even shocked actually. You knew this would happen if one of them ever got in your life. But as you realised all the while Jason was gone, John was your son. Dick hadn’t even cared to call you, not even half a time. Nobody had the right to take your kid away from you and you didn’t have to hide him.

Jason was now sat on your couch, caressing John’s forehead affectionately, as the little kid was sprawled on his broad chest.

“Aw Johnny, tell Jason how much did you miss him” you smiled and clapped your hands around your kids chubby cheeks that begged to be squeezed.

“Sooo much” the boy barely spoke with his cheeks squeezed, which you found extremely cute.

Jason’s hand came to wrap around your shoulders to push you to his embrace along eith your son. You had no idea what force had made you want to speak, but you opened your mouth and let your heart flow.

“I missed you so much too” you sighed “I didn’t know I could miss you so much.”

You hadn’t even realised when your lips were so close to his, maybe because you were too enchanted by his mere presence, but it was your son who reminded you he was in the scene as well.

“Mommy I want sleep” he yawned onto Jason’s chest and nuzzled his head on the spot. Jason ruffled his hands in your son’s dark brunette hair once again before planting a kiss at the top of it.

“Goodnight Johnny” he whispered and the little kid responded with another nuzzle of his head on Jason’s chest and mumbled something none of you could understand. With a small giggle Jason got up, holding John securely in his arms and headed to the kid’s room, being followed by you.

“He’s so cute when he’s sleeping” Jason exclaimed as he held you in his arms, once again in the living room.

“I know he is. Sometimes I cant stop staring at him”

Jason smiled at your words and tightened his grip on your arms.

“And in can’t stop staring at you”

This made a giggle escape your lips as you managed to turn around to face him.

“Alright mister smooth, this deserves a kiss”

And this was the most anticipated moment for both of you. Your lips against his, his lips against yours.


“See father?” Damian pointed out to Bruce from the rooftop facing your apartment. “Though Dick must not know.”

“Her secret is safe”

Thoughts on what should happen on part 4?


~This is a song fic for Tig because I definitely don’t have enough Tig. Plus side to side by Ariana Grande really works for Tiggy~

See you standing over there with your body

Feeling like I wanna rock with your body

And we don’t gotta think ‘bout nothin’ ('bout nothin’)

I’m comin’ at ya

'Cause I know you got a bad reputation

Doesn’t matter, 'cause you give me temptation

And we don’t gotta think 'bout nothin’ ('bout nothin’)

My friends and I decided to go to a club for my birthday. It was pretty great from the music to the drinks but the best part was the bikers at the bar. The were all incredibly handsome but one stood out to me the most. He had curly hair and the brightest blue eyes I had ever seen. Those bright blue eyes were watching me as I danced with my friends. After a half hour, I took a large drink before walking over to the man. I wasn’t even sure what to say so instead of saying anything to him, I just grabbed his kutte and pulled him into a hard kiss. He pulled me close to him by grabbing my ass hard which that caused all his buddies to holler and whoop at us and also caused me to moan. He smirked and bit my lip softly.

These friends keep talkin’ way too much

Say I should give you up

Can’t hear them, no, 'cause I…

I went back to my friends to grab my jacket before heading out with Tig. They were all looking at me in various states of disapproval and concern.

“What?” I asked them.

“A biker? Really?” Amy asked with a disgusted look.

“We all know you like “bad boys” but isn’t this going a little too far.” Hannah said while using air quotes around the words bad boys.

“He’s a son of anarchy. Come on, you’ve heard the stories about them.” Carly said.

“I mean are you really going to fuck one of them?” Amy asked.

“One, he’s actually a nice guy and two, it’s my birthday and I can do whoever the hell I want.” I told them with an eye roll before grabbing my jacket and heading back to Tig. He wrapped an arm around my waist.

“You alright, doll?” He asked softly.

“I’m much better now..” I told him with a smile. He kissed me softly before we got on his bike and he took me to the clubhouse.

I’ve been there all night

I’ve been there all day

And boy, got me walkin’ side to side

I’ve been there all night

I’ve been there all day

And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)

Tig and I both moaned out as our orgasms came over us. Tig loosened his hold on my hair and kissed my back softly. I slumped against the bed as I tried to catch my breath, Tig was panting between every kiss as he slowly slipped out of me.

“Mmmm, how many times was that now?” He asked.

“I can’t remember honestly.” I answered with a breathless giggle. We hadn’t left his dorm since he took me back here last night. Which, I really wasn’t sure how long ago that was. I rolled over under him so that I was facing him now. He smiled and kissed me. Someone started pounding on the door.

“Dude, it’s been 18 hours! Is she even still alive in there?” A voice yelled. 18 hours? Damn…

“Go away, Juice!” Tig yelled back before leaning down to nuzzle my neck. I giggled.

“I am getting kind of hungry, Tiggy.” I giggled out. He pulled back and sat up on the bed. He helped me sit up and kissed my nose.

“I’ll send a prospect to get us burgers and fries.” He brushed some hair out of my face. “Come on, you can grab a beer while I talk to them. Let everyone see that you are in fact a live.” We both chuckled and got out of bed. As soon as I got up though my knees buckled and I had to sit back down. Tig looked at me in concern.

“My legs are a little wobbly.” I laughed and Tig looked insanely proud at that.

“Come on, baby girl. I’ll help ya.” Tig helped me up and wrapped an arm around my waist. He helped keep me up but I was still walking awkwardly.  

And boy I got ya

'Cause tonight I’m making deals with the devil

And I know it’s gonna get me in trouble

Just as long as you know you got me

Tig and I started spending a lot of time together, as much time as we possibly could. Most of that time was spent naked and moaning but there were times in between that, where we just talked and cuddled. He was so sweet to me and gave me everything I needed and wanted, even if I didn’t know it.

Tig and I were hanging out in the main part of the clubhouse, sitting on one of the couches and talking. I was on Tig’s lap and as we talked his hand made slow circles on my naked thigh, I was just wearing a black lace dress that Tig seemed to be very very fond of.

“You look so beautiful, baby girl.” He whispered in my ear. I blushed at his words.

“Thank you.” I smiled and kissed him softly. He kissed back and moved his hand from my thigh to cup my face.

“Oh god…. Not again. Don’t you two do anything else?” Juice said in exasperation as he sat down in the chair next to the couch.

“Aye, Juicey-boy is right. Ye both are always attach’d one way or ano’er. ‘M surprised ye can breathe half th’ time!” Chibs said as he sat down on the other side of us.

“Hey, what else am I supposed to do with this gorgeous girl on my lap?” Tig chuckled. “You can’t blame me for not being able to keep my hands off of her.”

“Oh no, we get that. It’s just why she can’t keep her hands off of you, is what we don’t understand.” Juice chuckled with Chibs. Tig pouted and I just giggled and kissed him which made him smile. Juice and Chibs made gagging noises, which had both Tig and I laughing.

“Cops!” Someone yelled and Tig stiffened underneath me.

“You stay behind me and do whatever they tell you to okay baby?” Tig told me and I nodded. We both stood up as they came in the clubhouse. They came in with guns up and telling everyone to get on the ground. We followed orders and they started cuffing people, including me. “Hey! She didn’t do anything!” Tig growled at the cop. The cop kicked him in the stomach.

“Hey!” I yelled. They hadn’t quite put the cuffs on me yet and I was pissed at the fact that they kicked Tig that I blindly lashed out at the cop. With doing that, I managed to hit the cop in the nuts. The cop doubled over with a groan and I heard Tig mutter a shit. Before the cop could kick me in the stomach. Hale came over and stopped him. He finished handcuffing me and dragged both me and Tig into a police car. Hale got in the front seat and looked back at the two of us.

“He’s with ATF so he’ll probably try to press charges. I’ll attempt to get Stahl to get him to drop them but you’ll need someone to pay your bail.” He told me and I nodded. Tig was just staring at me.

“What?” I asked. I was afraid that he was mad at me for not listening. He surprised me by leaning over and kissing me softly. I smiled and heard Hale groan but the car moved as he turned back around in his seat and started driving us to jail.

“You hit a cop for me.” Tig whispered as he rested his forehead against mine. I looked at him confused.

“He hurt you. Of course, I did.” I told him. “Are you okay?” He chuckled.

“You’re getting arrested because of me and you’re asking me if I’m alright.” He smiled and looked me in the eyes. “Be my girl?”

“Yes!” I nodded excitedly and kissed him again.

These friends keep talkin’ way too much

Say I should give you up

Can’t hear them, no, 'cause I…

“Thanks for bailing me out.” I told Hannah. She hadn’t really said much since she bailed me out. We were in her car now and I knew she was itching to say something.

“What the hell is wrong with you?” She suddenly yelled at me.

“Look, I know it was wrong of me to hit that cop but…” I started.

“No, not even that! Are you going fucking insane?” She asked. She wasn’t yelling but her voice was still loud. “You know I thought this whole thing would get out of your system by now.”

“What?” I looked at her stunned. “What would get out of my system?”

“This whole biker bullshit! He’s dangerous and you have to know this isn’t right. It’s not normal for someone like you to be with someone like him. You need to give him and this whole shit up.” She told me like she was my parent.

“Pull over.” I told her.

“What?” She looked at me, surprised.

“Did I fucking stutter? Pull the fuck over!” I yelled. She pulled the car over and I undid my seatbelt. “I’ll pay you back.” I opened the door and got out. I shut the door a little harder then necessary and started walking back towards the police station. I’d just wait for Tig to get out. I sat down on the bench outside and took in a shaky breath. It wasn’t just some little thing with Tig, why couldn’t my friends see that? He was kind, caring, funny, and I think I was in love with him. I heard motorcycles pull up and looked over to see Juice and Chibs coming up to me.

“Hey lass, how ye doin?” Chibs asked sitting next to me.

“A bit tired.” I told him. He nodded and Juice smiled at me.

“Nice hit by the way. That bitch fed looked so pissed.” Juice said and I smiled back at him.

“Good.” I giggled. “Tiggy getting out soon?”

“Should be…” Juice said. “You’ll both have to ride bitch with us.”

“That’s fine with me.” I said. “I’m used to it.”  Hale came out and approached the three of us.

“Tig should be out in a couple minutes.” He told us then looked at me. “He won’t be pressing charges.”

“Thanks.” I told him. He nodded and went back inside. Tig came walking out a couple of minutes later, just like Hale said. I got up and went over to hug him tightly. He hugged back.

“I thought I told you to go home, baby girl.” Tig said and kissed the top of my head.

“I was but then I changed my mind.” I told him.

“Well I wasn’t in there as long as I thought I was going to be so I’m glad you did.” He smiled and kissed me. “Let’s go back to the clubhouse.”

“Aye, Yer ridin’ bitch wi’ Juicey. I can take yer lovely lass.” Chibs told Tig. Tig pouted but nodded, he kissed me one last time before going over to Juice’s bike. Chibs held out his arm to me, I laughed and took it. Juice and Tig got on Juice’s bike and Chibs and I got on his.

I’ve been there all night

I’ve been there all day

And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)

I’ve been there all night

(Been there all night, baby)

I’ve been there all day

(Been there all day, baby)

And boy, got me walkin’ side to side (side to side)

After we got back to the clubhouse, Tig dragged me back to his dorm. He closed the door and pushed me against it. His lips attacked mine and I wrapped my arms around his neck. My fingers tangled in his hair and I moaned as he bit my lower lip.

“God, baby girl.” He said as he rested his forehead against mine. “I can’t believe you did that for me.” I kissed him softly.

“Of course, Tig. I…” I bit my lip. I guess it was now or never. “I love you.” His eyes widened and he pulled back slightly.

“Really?” He asked. Surprise was the only emotion on his face and I couldn’t tell if it was good or bad.

“Really.” I nodded. I was completely nervous now and he took a deep breath. Instead of saying anything he pulled me into a hard kiss. I made a noise of surprise but that quickly turned into moans as he grabbed my ass and lifted me up. I wrapped my legs around him and he carried me over to the bed. He laid me down on the bed and got on top of me. His lips moved from my lips to my neck.

“I… love…. You… too…” He said between every kiss. He sucked on a spot and I moaned loudly, my hips bucked. He moaned and lifted up to look down at me. “I’m going to make love to you over and over again, baby.” I smiled and started pulling off his clothes.

“Then let’s get started Trager…” I smirked and rolled us over.

your hair was long when we first met (Pidge/Lance)

Summary: Pidge’s hair grows with the seasons. So do Lance’s feelings.
A/N: this has been sitting in the back of my head for a while now and finally I was just like welp, let’s give it a go. It’s a little bit different stylistically from my latest plance fics, but take a peek if you’re interested? ;) 

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The barbecue smells heavenly.

Lance holds his beer bottle loosely between thumb and forefinger, raising it to his lips as he surveys the yard.  Cheesy tiki torches jut from the grass, to be lit up later.  Over by the fence, Sara, their sales manager (his superior) oversees the grill, auburn hair tied in a messy bun.  The company party is in full swing, porch door squeaking open and closed behind him as his coworkers flip flop between enjoying the muggy summer air outside or the cool respite indoors.

It’s not where he thought he’d be, three years after returning.  “Sales rep” is quite a ways off from “paladin of Voltron.”  But Lance has always been good at talking himself up; after jetting across half the universe convincing foreign species to join up in the Alliance, getting some wary investors to buy into the latest tech product is a walk in the park.  He’s back on Earth and on his feet.  That’s what counts.

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can i see you again?

Originally posted by mn-yg

not requested I’m just soft for him

genre: fluff

summary: you met yoongi by chance and things happen

Yoongi was someone I met by accident, more like fate actually, well that’s what I like to believe. We were both on our way back to Seoul after working abroad, I knew he was super famous and whatever the fuck but you know, I had a flight to catch and fame or social class no longer mattered, as I was trying to hurriedly make my way to the terminal. But to my dismay, the flight was delayed by 10 hours, 10 hours! Do you even know how long that is? That’s my whole day on lazy days. In order to kill time I decided to do a little shopping around; all I got was some food before I gave in to the wait and sat myself down, two seats away from the closest person.

“You waiting for the flight to Seoul?”, a somewhat drunken voice asked me. “Yeah, umm…sorry this may be a little invasive but are you drunk?”, I awkwardly asked when I turned my attention to the owner to the owner of the voice, it was Min Yoongi himself, I couldn’t help but admire his dark locks that contrasted his pale, soft looking skin, even though the guy had never interested me before. “No, this is just my voice, so you’re not an Army, huh?” “Like one of your fans? Nah, I’ve heard some of your stuff because of my friends back in Seoul who are obsessed with BTS but yeah I wouldn’t be able to recognise your voice like they could.”, I told him, causing him to chuckle lightly. “So, you know my name, it’s only fair if I know yours.”, he smiled as he shifted somewhat closer to me.

“I’m ___, ___ ___.”, I proudly said. “Wait, aren’t you a YouTuber? I swear Jungkook is obsessed with watching your videos.” “Well, it’s kind of just a hobby.”, I laughed. “I’m actually an aspiring actress.” “Ah, an actress, yeah, I can see you doing that.”, he smirked. “What? You have an eye for showbiz or something?”, I joked. “No, but I have my eye on you.” “Wow, smoothtalker.” “What can I say?”, Yoongi chuckled. “So, what were you doing here in London, Yoongi?” “I was you know, meeting people to collab with and you know, music stuff.” “Sounds like even you don’t know what you’re doing.”, I teased as I reached for the burger I had just bought.

“Well I do, I just don’t know how to describe it.” “Ah, I see. Also, aren’t there like 7 of you guys? Don’t you guys normally travel together? Like you’re in a pack.”, I replied as I took a bite out of my burger, no shame at all. “A pack?”, Yoongi couldn’t help but laugh at the way I had described them. “A pack… oh yeah, normally we work together but I was the only one who needed this trip, I pretty much begged for it so only I went.”, he said as he stared at you burger.

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I’ll Be There for You

Pairing: Dean x Reader, Sam, Cas

Prompt: “Okay, it was my idea. But I don’t feel good about it.”

Warnings: A bit of angst, Dean being a jerk (yes, it needs a warning), Cas being innocent (again, needs a warning), some fluff

Word Count: 1,451 (sorry; this story got away from me)

A/N: This was written for @impalaimagining and her F.R.I.E.N.D.S Quote Challenge. The prompt used in the story is bolded. I also added a bonus of some of the theme song in the story that is also bolded. This is my first time writing Dean, so I hope that it works out. Please give me feedback so that I can continue to provide you guys with more writings!!

Originally posted by lipstick-mother-fucker

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genre: a mix, drug dealer au

featuring: baekhyun + exo

a/n: so I had this idea when watching the mv/teasers that exo were drug dealers in cuba but used the burger shop as a cover up so that’s what this is the start of. hopefully you like it? also, I wrote this and it was just how i wanted it but then my computer crashed and somehow it didn’t save. So I had to rewrite this as best I could from memory

Originally posted by intokai

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Make it a Burger

Originally posted by dailymarvelkings

Pairing: Thor x Reader
Word count: 419
Warnings: Swearing


Come the end of the week, I hadn’t heard much from Loki or the others. Sitting at the bus ramp, my knees were pulled up to my chest, and my arms wrapped around them. Loki had told me he’d give me a ride home, but he as long gone. That left me waiting for the bus- which just meant an extra half hour dealing with the assholes.

“Y/N?” Thor’s voice was soft as he stood in front of me.

“What, Thor?” I muttered, not wanting to deal with him giving me a speech again. “Go ahead, remind me how Loki treats me like shit.”

Letting out a small sigh, Thor crouched in front of me. He refused to say anything until my eyes were locked on his. “Not what I was going to say.” He chuckled lightly. I raised my eyebrow, not believing him. “I told Loki to leave.”

I glared at him. “Why?!” I snapped, angry tears filling my eyes. “I’ve been sitting here for twenty minutes waiting for the damn bus! He was my ride home, you ass!” Getting up, I grabbed my bag, wanting to be anywhere but near him.

“Wait.” He grabbed my arm, making me look over at him. “I told him to so I could see if you wanted to get something to eat.” Thor grinned as my eyebrows went up, shocked. “I would have been out here sooner, but I got called to the gym to talk to the coach.”

“Why?” I asked softly. “Why would you want to go anywhere with me?” No one ever wanted to be near me.

Thor shrugged. “You’re different.”

Pulling my arm away, I shook my head. “Yeah, that really makes me want to hang out with you.” I snapped.

He laughed, making me look at him, offended. “Not in a bad way.” Thor explained. “You’re not going to talk my ear off about shoes, or some rumors. You know what it’s like sitting with someone who only wants to talk about who’s sleeping with who?” I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Exactly. So, do you want to grab a bite to eat, or do you want me to just bring you home?” He asked, glad to see me smiling.

I bit my lip, thinking. “Make it a burger, and we’ve got a deal.”

“Have you seen me eat? I love burgers.” He teased. “Now, let’s go. Before we get swamped by cheerleaders.” Thor joked, making me roll my eyes as I turned to walk with him towards his truck.

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What Impresses Me

-Beating a video game without dying once.

-Rescuing animals.

-Eating a whole Hubcap Burger without vomiting.

-Knowing all 150 original Pokemon in order.

-Being able to lick the tip of your nose.

-Willingness to eat ice cream in the winter.

-Knowing that one reference that no one else seems to get.

-Shipping my OTP with me.

-Understanding that Ash Ketchum will never grow older and than it’s pointless to watch Pokemon now when the plot is still the same. Ash steals a bike, wrecks it, owes someone money. Girl(possible love interest that never actually does any romantic shit) comes along. Another adventure! The obligatory dude who can cook for everyone! That ditzy girl who can’t do anything right. Team Rocket blasts off. New foe approaches and out-evils the competition. Jesse and James still haven’t become a couple! Realizing that Pikachu somehow learns this new attack every season that would have been useful ten seasons ago!

-Taking punishment like a BO$$.

-Breaking a Nokia.

-Making it past level one of Angry Birds.

-Plays the Knife/Finger Game at full speed, without getting injured!

Yeah, those are the sexiest things I know.

What I Never Knew I Always Wanted

Originally posted by ablankkk

Never was the kind to think about dressing in white

Wasn’t waiting on a prince to come riding into my life

Thought I was happy on my own

Till you came and proved me wrong

“Can you turn a little to the right Miss? The light enhances the lace on your dress better.” The photographer politely motioned for me to move, a smile on her face as she gleamed at the new angle. “Brilliant. Now Mr. Groom, just look down at that pretty lady who’s officially yours!”

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@azurecas for the anon who asked for rival cheerleaders

Dean Winchester thought he was the happiest he could be when he joined the cheerleading team his junior year of high school. After all, it had gotten a lot of press in his small Kansas town, with people rising up on both sides about how he was either a delinquent or a saint. Not gonna lie, he enjoyed the attention. 

And he especially enjoyed the attention he gained in his own school. Yeah, there were the usual bullies, but he’d been dealing with them ever since he came out as bisexual at the start of high school. What he stood to gain was admiration and attraction from girls and guys alike. His muscles looked HUGE in his tight t-shirt and soft pants he wore to every game, which certainly helped.

Yes, all in all he was living the high life…until senior year.

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Y'all…what if I’ve run out of TV?! Help! What are some comedies* that you might recommend to someone who likes these shows and has access to Netflix, Hulu, and HBO Now?

Parks & Rec, Community, B99, Friends, HIMYM, Arrested Development, Bojack, Freaks & Geeks, You’re The Worst, Insecure, Veep, Rick & Morty, Please Like Me, IT Crowd, My Name Is Earl, Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, Party Down, The Goldbergs, Chewing Gum, Silicon Valley

(*No dramas, I’m all good on those for now. Need something light to mix in.)

Go Home
“Where is she?” Came Harry’s sudden question, causing most everyone in the room to jump at his unexpected presence. He had marched in with a purpose and his features displayed his dedication to whoever he was searching for.
“Harry! We weren’t expecting you until tomorrow,” one of your managers shook her head with astonishment, her business conversation with another manager put off to the side at the sight of your husband.
“I caught an earlier flight,” Harry simply explained as he paused next to the woman addressing him, “where is she?”
“Oh, uh, it seems she’s locked herself in the bathroom,” your manager informed with a roll of her eyes, “Y/F’s been trying to get her to come out all afternoon and she won’t budge. Mind giving it a try? She has a show in two hours, so we kinda need her to wrap it up.”
“Well, that may be a little hard considering her state, Y/M,” Harry furrowed his eyebrows at the woman before him before shaking his head in utter disappointment and turning to make his way towards the direction your manger had said you were. He was greeted by your crew members and a few others as he made his way to the bathroom you had locked yourself in hours previously. Your friend had been in the midst of using gentle, coaxing words to lull you out of your hiding place when Harry softly urged her away from the door, offering a sympathetic smile as he did so.
“Has she said anything?” Harry inquired, his fist pausing in mid air as he went to knock on the door that separated you from the rest of the world.
“No,” your good companion frowned and shook her head, “just a lot of crying and asking to be left alone. She’s got a show in-”
“Two hours, I know. We’ll see how she’s feeling,” Harry patiently nodded as his knuckles went to harshly tap on the bathroom door, “Y/N, love… It’s Harry; let me in, yeah?”
“What are you doing here?” Came your delayed response as you sat hunched over on the toilet seat cover.
“Never mind that,” Harry shook his head at your inquiry, “let me in, babe. C’mon.”
“I can’t,” you shook your head as you inhaled sharply, trying to clean up before Harry would inevitably be let in.
“Why not?” Harry furrowed his eyebrows at the door he had stood in front of, hoping you hadn’t done anything rash.
“I’m,” you trailed off as you rushed to clear your face, “busy.”
“Doing what?” Harry asked, making you roll your eyes in the process.
“Nothing,” you sighed as you unlocked the door and went back to what you had originally entered the bathroom for. Harry’s figure came through the door as you cleared your throat and proceeded to quietly apply the bases for your makeup look.
“Then what’s with shutting yourself up?” Harry inquired as you glanced at his features in the mirror you had previously gone to stand in front of.
“Didn’t you have a lunch or something?” You changed the subject, not wanting to have to explain yourself for the umpteenth time.
“Don’t change the subject,” Harry warned with a slight tilt of his head, “what happened?”
“Nothing, I just,” your voice failed to continue as your hands rubbed together, traces of lotion still on them.
“Babe, it’s me,” Harry’s shoulders sunk behind you as you refused to make eye contact with Harry, settling for staring down at your hands as tears welled up before your eyes. You couldn’t bring yourself to say anything, given the fact that your tone would crack before you would most likely start sobbing. You could only shake your head in silence as you put up a fight against the tears that had plagued you since you had woke up much earlier.
“I’m just tired,” you finally choked out before your eyebrows furrowed as you turned to your husband, your arms extending to meet Harry in a tight embrace. Your face gradually became damp once more as you let the tears drop from your eyes.
“Y/N,” Harry trailed off just as you felt his palm against the back of your head, pushing you closer to his chest. You deeply inhaled and were instantly comforted by Harry’s familiar scent.
“I have no friends or family around, Harry,” you wept.
“You have me,” Harry trailed off, his other hand going to gently rub your back.
“You’ve only been here a grand total of three hours… I’m sure I’ll be fine in a few minutes… I’m just so tired.”
“Go on,” Harry urged, knowing how much it helped your emotional state to vent to someone.
“I’m constantly tied up with business or preparing,” you paused to inhale, “I’m getting bigger and bigger every day now, so they have me working out even more than ever and I’m on a gross, healthy diet so I won’t gain as much weight but I’m pregnant, Harry. It seems like I’m hungry all the time, now, and healthy food does not satisfy the cravings I get. I just want a really good burger… I’m a mess and I’m a whale and they expect me to go out and perform like I’m not.”
“Then come back home, baby,” Harry stated, exhaling as you wept on his chest.
“I can’t just cancel the tour,” you shook your head as you wiped at your nose.
“Sure you can,” Harry laughed, “if you feel so negatively, take your maternity leave earlier.”
“People’ve paid for their dates, already,” you reasoned, “I couldn’t do that to them.”
“They’ll understand,” Harry assured as you felt his hold on you slightly tighten.
“No, I couldn’t; I just have a month left, anyways,” you shook your head once again as you pulled away from Harry, “I can suck it up and work… I just… it gets a little hard, you know?”
“I can’t even imagine performing at almost four months along,” Harry shook his head at you as he stared at your features, “and I’m sorry but I’m going to have to ask you to take your maternity leave after this show.”
“Harry,” you trailed off, tilting your head at Harry as you did so.
“No, Y/N,” Harry cut you off with a shake of his head, “when you said you could do it, I was a little doubtful because pregnancy can be pretty tough on women and I wasn’t sure you’d be able to make it this far. The morning sickness was bad enough but you’re starting to get into the months when you’ll be out of energy faster than usual.”
“But I can do it,” you began with a reassuring shake of your head.
“I don’t think that you can, love,” Harry frowned at you as your hand settled on your hip, “you’re sitting in the bathroom crying and stressing about your day to day tasks. I think it’s time you take mercy on your body and our developing child, and go home.”
“See? This is why I didn’t want to tell you,” you sighed as you began packing your lotions and primers.
“Y/N, are you forgetting you’re carrying our baby, yet you’re willing to cause harm to him or her and yourself?” Harry furrowed his eyebrows at you as you shook your head.
“We’ll both be fine; my body’s used to the stress of this sort of lifestyle,” you explained, “even the doctor said it would be alright.”
“But do you feel alright? I mean, really; do you feel you’re in a happy, healthy state of mind?” Harry questioned.
“I feel tired,” you paused as you glanced at Harry in the mirror, “but I can handle it.”
“Babe, I’m asking you nicely to please just finish this show and come home,” Harry sighed as he tilted his head with disappointment, “we’ll get you your burger and have some off time at home.”
“I don’t want to disappoint everyone, though,” you wrinkled your nose as your hands sunk to your sides.
“Babe,” Harry seemed to chuckle to himself as his hands went to rest on your shoulders, “you’re four months along, okay? I don’t think anyone has the right to be disappointed in you for rescheduling or refunding.”
“But you know they will anyways,” you frowned as your gaze went to your hands, once again.
“Then to hell with them,” Harry’s eyebrows furrowed as his arms slipped around your torso before his chin gently pressed on your shoulder, “you should come home.”
“I just wanted a good burger,” your features pinched as you turned for Harry to hug you, once again.
“I know, love,” Harry lightly chortled above you, his arms securely wrapping around your body, “we’ll get you one on our way home, yeah?”
“… Okay,” you finally gave in with a sniffle. You supposed Harry had some sense in way he was saying. Things would only get more difficult the more you grew and you had a feeling you would be getting much larger quite soon. So, in the end, you were able to finish a last show before Harry took you home; not forgetting your burger with curly fries, of course.

{A/N: Not edited, will do soon. I apologize for my lack of posts, guys! It’s been a busy week and I haven’t been able to write much but I’m hoping to be able to write a bit more through the weekend. Thank you for reading and don’t forget to have a positive day!}

the tumblr app is a piece of shit and I cant reply to comments so heres how this is gonna go for now.

intemittent fasting could work for me but then my fat ass would try to cram 2000 in 8 hours. its hard for me to figure out what to take to work because the offices get hot and we have no fridge so I usually get stuff at the cafeteria and its all burgers, fries, chicken tenders, and pizza. I would like to bring salad but it would be gross by lunch time.

but yeah id stop keeping junk in the house if i lived alone but I live with someone else who eats literally nothing but junk. it was a fight to even get them to put fruit and vegetables on the grocery list smh. we have a few healthy things but most of it is junk and realistically who wouldnt eat junk if it was there?

❤Giving Love a shot ❤ part 5

Jay: *walks back to the dressing room, and change back to his comfortable clothes*

Gray: yo, you leaving?

Jay: Yea I have something I need to do.

*Jaeha’s pov*

*changed into sweat and a crop hoodie, messy bun hair*

I’m craving a nice a sandwich and some fresh fries, man just the thought makes my mouth watering.

Oh what da heck.

Jaeha: Mr Kim I’ll be back.

Mr.Kim: where are you going miss?

Jaeha: *putting on her chucks* I’m going to get a burger.

Mr.Kim: this late?

Jaeha: it’s only 9:45

Mr.Kim:  would you like to take someone with you at least?

Jaeha: no I’ll be fine, it won’t take long, I’ll give you a call if I am staying out longer. *takes her keys to walk out only to find a figure walking towards her* what are you doing Here?

Jay: I wanted to talk to you, do you have time now?

Jaeha: I am actually on my way out.

Jay: oh *sounding disappointed * maybe another time then. *walking back to his car*

What does he want from me?

Jaeha: *sigh* I’m just going to something to eat and going by the sea… you can come if you want to.

Jay: you sure?

Jaeha: you said you wanted to talk right

Jay: sure

Jaeha: ok, you drive.

* in the car*

Jay: so where are we going?

Jae: *some fast food place*

Jay: you eat fast food?

Jae: why not?

Jay: I thought… you know since you’re…

Jaeha: I’m what? I’m rich that I only eat gourmet food at fancy restaurants?

Jay: well kind of ….yea.

Jaeha: wow

*at the drive thru*

Voice: welcome to ****** how can I help you?

Jay: you want to order it?

Jaeha: Yea *reaches over from the passenger seat to the driver’s side*

Jay: *starting at her bare side from the crop hoodie that’s a few inches from his face, inhaling her lavender scent*

Jaeha: ok I would like two spicy chicken sandwiches plain please, a large fries fresh, a Oreo parfait and a bottle water please.

Voice: would that complete your order?

Jaeha: *looks at Jay*  What would you like?

Jay: uh.. I’m not really sure.

Jaeha: ok, I would like another sandwich, and another water.
In total I would like 3 sandwiches 2 bother of water one large fries, 3 chocolate chip cookies, and one Oreo parfait that will be all and I would like everything fresh please.

Voice: ok your total is ****

Jay: I’ll pay

Jae: I can do it.

Jay: I’m not sure that would be right *pays for the food*

*after getting the food*

Jay: where to?

Jae: the beach

Jay: beach? Why?

Jae: it helps me think easier.

Jay: think about what?

Jae: stuff

*20 minutes later*

Jaeha: ok now you can talk

Jay: talk?

Jaeha: you said you wanted to talk right?

Jay: well I… Like you, quite a lot actually.

Jaeha: I’m flattered but I don’t think the whole relationship thing is for me

Jay: why’s that? Bad experiences?

Jaeha: no , I’ve actually dated one person, Byul’s brother. He passed away four years ago, ever since then It’s…

Jay: look I totally understand it, I might not know exactly how you feel, but I know what it’s like to have someone you love just  suddenly leave you. Like I told you earlier today I dated Yuri for a very long time, and  then one day she just got up and left me for someone else, saying that I was too busy and never had anytime for her.

Jaeha: that’s stupid, didn’t she know what you do for living?

Jay: I guess that’s her excuse, but I was ok with just focusing on my work, and then you show up and got my brain, my focus, and everything all mix up, you’re just different you know.

Jaeha: different? Good different?

Jay: yes, usually princesses are brats and spoiled, but you’re not like that. I have never seen a girl eat two sandwiches, fries and all of that ever in front of me, they always want to protect their images and stuff.

Jaeha: well that’s because they’re not really hungry, I really don’t know why a girl would hide her eating habits or who they are period to someone they like, if they’re going to date he’ll find out anyways. I am not going to have a guy take me out to eat, and for me to buy salad, what if I starved for hours hours waiting for that dinner.

If someone going to date me, they have to take me just how I am; which brings me back to you, I’m not sure what kind of image you have of me, but that image can change if I’m rub the wrong way. Look, I’m sure you’re a cool guy, I mean you’re pretty…good Looking.

Jay: *blushes*

Jaeha: I’m serious, and I’m sure you’d make a great boyfriend but..

Jay: but?

Jaeha: I don’t want to be with someone with a baggage.

Jay: baggage?

Jaeha: the girl from the studio, chances are we would probably have our own problems to deal with, and I’d have to deal with her to, that’s just not really my kind of thing.

Jay: meaning?

Jaeha: I can’t really say anything as long as she’s in the picture. I wish you guys could work out whatever issues you guys have.


We spent a good two hours talking before heading back home.

*days later*

The work’s almost done at the coffee shop.


Jae:*turns around* hey what are you doing here?

SimD: coffee, so that’s the kind of work you do.

Jae: something like that.

SimD: do you want to sit for a bit?

Jae: that’s going to cost you a smoothie

SimD: *smile* okay

*a few minutes later*

Jae: so how’s it going with you guys?

SimD: everything’s fine, Jay’s Woking on a new album.

Jae: why?

SimD: why what?

Jae: you guys always brought him up?

SimD: well uh-

Jae: I’ll rephrase this, how’s everything going with you?

SimD: oh *chuckles* everything is good, jus busy in the studio.

Jae: that’s nice

SimD: you?

Jae: I’m doing pretty good.

SimD: did you guys work things out?

Jae: who?

SimD: you and your friend

Jae: *sigh*….

SimD: it’s that bad?

Jae: it feels like the whole universe is against me actually, nothing goes right.

SimD: I’m guessing you’re not doing as good as you just said.

Jae: it’s the easiest thing to say I guess, same as walking around with a big smile so people would think everything’s okay

SimD: you’re not okay? *sounding concern*

Jae: *chuckles* okay?

SimD: have you ever tell your friend?

Jae: as long as she’s happy I’m okay, if I tell her anything she’s going drag me to more parties.

SimD: drag?

Jae: yea, the only reason I go to these stuff is so that she wouldn’t feel alone, but *chuckles* I’m always ended up by myself.

SimD: what about Jay?

Jae: Jay?

SimD: yeah if you don’t mind me asking?

Jae: your friend have issues, no offense

SimD: like?

Jae: if I see him somewhere alone he’s nice to me, but when he’s around you guys I’m pretty much invisible.

SimD: oh

Jae: I hope things work out between he and that girl.

SimD: you’re not serious are you?  Don’t you like him?

Jae: I don’t want to be in between them , I’ve lost someone I really love, I would give anything to have him back. Maybe they’ll work things out

SimD: you’re jus too Nice.

Jae: I guess so, but either way I’m not going to be in their way maybe things might work out for them

Simon: Jay like you

Jae: I know

Simon: you do?

Jae: yeah he told me

Simon: really?

Jae: yea, he told me that same night on valentines day

Simon: didn’t you leave before the whole thing was over?

Jae: yea, but he went over to my place and talk

Simon: so what did you tell him?

Jae: the same thing I telling you, as long as his ex is in the picture, I don’t want to get mix in it. Too much drama for me.

Simon: can I ask you a questions?

Jae: you just did

Simon:*chuckles* two questions?


Simon: do you like him?

Jae: you can ask me the second question

Simon: that’s the second question

Jae: well never mind the second, what the first?

Simon: Jae, do you have any feelings for him at all?


Simon: so you’re just going to give up like that

Jae: what do you want me to do? They have years of memories I can’t compete with that, somewhere along the way they’re going to realize it

Simon: I honestly gave you more credit than that, I didn’t know you were a quitter

Jae: I am not a quitter

Simon: really? What are you doing now?

Jae: what’s the point of fighting a battle I’m not going to win?

Simon: did you try? If you worry about not having memories with Jay, just create some, as far as I know Jay’s over her and right now it’s anybody’s fight

Jae: I’m not going to fight Simon, I’m in it all or nothing  and this girl looks like trouble, if she tries me it’s not going to be funny

Simon: can you at least try to think about it?

Jae: I’ll do that just for you *smile*

Simon: thank you

Jae: ok now my turn to ask

Simon: oh man

Jae: yeah, you should’ve seen it coming

Simon: ok shoot

Jae: are you seeing anyone?

Simon: that I was not expected

Jae: well?

Simon: shouldn’t you go back to work?

Jae: I’m waiting, don't  be difficult All you have to say is yes or no

Simon: I need to get back to the studio

Jae: ok *smile*  LATER.

I’m one of these people that if I ask you something and you don’t answer it will annoyed the heck out of me. I’m going to find out one way or the other

*few hours later*

Loco: I think we might have to stay here all night because- Jae

Jay: Jae? What is Jae have to do with-

Jae: hey guys

Gray: Jae whats up? Are you here for Ja-

Jae: I’m looking for Simon, is he here?

Loco: Simon?

Simon: can I help you Loco?

Loco: uhm Jae’s here to see you

Simon: Jae?

Jae: hi

Simon: hey what are you doing here?

Jae: to get the answer to my questions

Simon: you’re not serious are you?

Jae: I have no other reasons to be here, so can you just answer me

Simon: *smile* you are something else, okay you win the answer is no

Jae: took you 7hours just to say no, thank you I’ll take my leave now

Simon: wait  you come here for just a simple answer?

Jae: you have no idea what I’m capable of.

Simon: if you can be that persuasive over an answer imagine fighting ove-

Jae: again, I’m not going to fight, good night guys

The others: night

Simon: I’ll walk you out


Simon: you are really something else

Jae: I’ve been told

Simon: I don’t want to see Jay’s face right now.

Jae: you worried too much,  so why Aren’t you dating?

Simon: well

Jae: don’t even think about running away again

Simon: we I haven’t found anyone I want to be serious with

Jae: why not? I’m sure you guys meet a lot of girls at shows and all

Simon: yeah, but not all of us are lucky like Gray or Ja-

Jae: please don’t say it

Simon: true we meet a lot of girls at shows and all, but I want to be with someone who won’t just leave because things are hard or I’m not around.

Jae: I see

Simon: see what?

Jae: nothing, goodnight *gets in her car and drives off*

Simon: *runs his finger through his hair* if Jay wasn’t my friend I’d totally  ask her out  *walks back inside*

Gray: ahem

Simon: what?

Loco: Jae came for you?

Simon: hey I didn’t know that she was going to come

Gray: so what’d you guys talked about?

Simon: nothing important *walks off* 
*that night*

Jae: hi mom *on the phone*

Mom: hi sweety, how you doing?

Jae: I’m good, I just miss you guys

Mom: we missed you to

Jae: how’s dad?

Mom: he’s okay, he actually spent the weekend with me

Jae: awe that’s sweet

Mom: so, your father told me that you don’t want anything for your birthday.

Jae: yea, I don’t think I’m going to be in the mood for things like party

Mom: Jae, I spent the past few months planning-

Jae: mom

Mom: come on, I have many ideas, just listen you might end up liking one.

Jae: *sigh* okay

Mom: ok so I was thinking a 70’s theme with-

Jae: nope, next

Mom: well under water Paradise?

Jae: mom I’m not turning 8 years old.

*after soooo many ideas later*

Mom: can you get any more difficult, last but not least how about a ball

Jae: ball?

Mom: yea, you know with gowns and stuff.

Jae: that’s not a bad idea

Mom: really?

Jae: yea, like a masquerade ball

Mom: ok I’ll start working on it

Jae: mom I didn’t say yes

Mom: you didn’t say no either

Jae: mom

Mom: Jae

Jae: *sigh* in one condition

Mom: that is?

Jae: I pick the colors

Mom: no, you’re going to go with dark colors

Jae: mom its my party, I want it to be black and gold

Mom: and I said no

Jae: mooom

Mom: don’t mom me, not a black party

Jae:*sigh* okay well good night

Mom: are you mad ? You’re going to call your father aren’t you?

Jae: good night mom. *hangs up the phone and calls dad*

Dad: hello

Jae: Dad, can you tell mom that I don’t want a colorful rainbow party

Dad: “honey, Jaeha said that she doesn’t want a colorful party”

“Tell her I’m not throwing a black party”

Dad: you heard her

Jae: daddy I’m serious, it’s my party can’t I at least have it how I want it?

Dad: look I’ve had a long day both of you need to work something out okay, now go to bed Jaeha

Jae: night, love you dad

Dad: night night love you to

“Night Jaeha”

Jae: GOOD NIGHT MOTHER *hangs up*

Great it’s probably going to be a fairy party, just what I need more things to think about, but anyways.

*next day*

My day was going extremely well until I got a little visit from an unexpected guest.

Yuri: can I talk to you for a minute?

Jae: who are you?

Of course I know who she is

Yuri: who I am isn’t really important right now

Jae: okay, what do you want?

Yuri: I want you to stay away from Jay

Jae: excuse me?

Yuri: if it’s money you need here *throws a couple of large bills to Jae’s face* take these and stay away from Jay

I have never been so insulted in my life

Jae: listen-

Yuri: no you listen, if I ever see you in the same building as Jay I’ll make sure you regret it for the rest of your miserable, cheap, gold digging life. *walks away* 

Someone please tell me what in thee fuck just happened.

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

To The Rescue

Characters: Dean x Reader, OC-Jerk
Words: 1178
Requested by Anonymous
Summary: The reader goes on a blind date with a complete jerk and calls Dean to come and get her. Dean decides to not hide his feelings anymore.

       You were already feeling uncomfortable and it had only been ten minutes into the date. You had no idea why you had agreed to go on the blind date, but here you were. And you wanted out.

           “You are so hot,” James said, leaning even closer to you from across the table, “I bet you get hit on all the time.”

           “Uh … not really, no,” you said, leaning as far back as you could get in the confining booth.

           “But seriously … you’re like really hot,” he said.


           The waitress came to the table, “What can I get for you guys to drink?” she asked, “We have a couple of beers on special.”

           “Just water,” you said.

           James ordered a beer and smiled at you, “Staying sober?” he asked, raising an eyebrow at you.

           “Yep,” you nodded.

           “That’s gonna make it a little harder on me, isn’t it?”

           “What did you think was going to happen tonight?” you asked, feeling like your skin was crawling.

           “Well, I was thinking we could eat and drink here. And then we’d go back to my place and I’d show you a really good time.”

           You rolled your eyes, “Actually, what’s going to happen is this, I’m going to call my friend to pick me up right now. And you can go home and show yourself a good time,” you said, grabbing your purse.

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Connor Ball imagine


[there also a version on]

I was on my way back from uni back to my apartment. I couldn’t wait to get home because it was just after finals and I need a long nap badly. I pulled into the parking garage, parked my car, and started walking up to my apartment. As I made my way down the second floor hallway I noticed a note on my door, as I walked closer I saw that the note read ‘eviction notice’.

“Dammit!” I cursed under my breath.

The note said I had to be out by tonight, I have no place to go I moved to England to get away from my family. It’s not that I didn’t love them I just couldn’t stand the constant fighting back and forth between everyone, so I moved a good distance away. As I was packing up all my belongings I began to panic, I didn’t know anyone here I was too wrapped up in uni and work to actually talk to people. Where was I gonna go, out on the streets? I guess so. I could barely even see what I was packing now through the tears clouding my eyes, while my hands began to shake and my breathing became more rapid.

“Shit! I miss paying one effing month! Aren’t they suppose to give you a damn warning!” I said angrily while packing.

It didn’t take me too long to pack up because I never actually officially unpacked. When I was finished I walked back down to my old little green car and put my things in the passenger side and made myself a little bed in my back seat. I started to get hungry so I drove myself to the nearest McDonald’s for a cheeseburger, after I ordered I sat down still trying to calm myself down.

While I was sitting a blonde hair boy walked over to me “are you okay?” He spoke.

“Ya-Yeah, I’m fine.” I choked out wiping my eyes fast.

“Are you sure? I don’t know many people who cry in McDonald’s” he laughed

“So you a few crazy people?” I sniffled

“I guess you could say that” he laughed looking back at a table filled with three other boys, who I’m assuming are his friends. “I’m sorry I probably should tell you who I am. I’m Connor Ball” he said shifting his wight.

I scooted over a little bit so he could sit “I’m (yfn & ln)”

“So why are you crying?” Connor asked. I swear the more he talked the more I didn’t want him to stop.

“It was- it was nothing.” I stuttered

“Are you sure?” He asked.

“Yeah, it’s just a lot of crap in my life right now” I answered.

“Here, gimme your phone” he said as I gave it to him “this way if you need someone to talk to you can talk to me”

“Oh-um-okay” I said taken back a bit “that’s umm cool?” I said more like a question as he handed me my phone back and I texted him so he had my number.

“Alright well I should get back, text me sometime” Connor said getting up.

“Alright,” I said awkwardly.

I guess I hadn’t noticed that one of the workers had brought my burger out; because by the time I got to it, it was cold. Once I was done I headed back to my car, I didn’t even bother moving it I just climbed in the back for a well deserved nap.

Before I could even fall asleep I received a text, from Connor.

Connor: are you sleeping in your car?
Me: …um yeah
Connor: why? Is that why you were crying?
Me: yeah..
Connor: do you not have a place to go?
Me: umm no. It’s fine.
Connor: do you wanna stay at my place?
Me: I don’t even know you though, and I don’t feel like being murdered lol.
Connor: if I promise not to murder you will you consider not sleeping in your car?
Me: hold on, why do you even care? It’s not like you know me, or do you just invite every hobo into your home?
Connor: only the cute ones(;

I just met him and I already feel like I have feelings for him, I sound like a third grader.

Connor: and because there’s a lot of creeps and I don’t want anything to happen to you.
Me: that’s the thing though, why would you care about someone you don’t know?
Connor: I don’t know, maybe it’s because you’re really pretty..
Me: oh, umm thanks.. I guess only if you agree not to murder me
Connor: lol I won’t
Me: alright

I feel crazy for taking the offer but it’s just something about him. I followed his car to his apartment, and when we arrived I parked my car and followed him up.

“Thanks” I choked out barely above a whisper.

“No problem” he said.

I realized now that Connor’s a good height and had really blue eyes. I don’t know how someone could develop feelings for another person in such little time, but call me crazy because I did. Call me insane because I’m going into a strangers home, oops.

“You okay? You’re just staring off.” He asked.

“Wha-yeah I’m fine” I said snapping back into reality. I don’t know what was wrong with me, I spent my entire life being told ‘don’t talk to strangers’ and being educated about ‘stranger danger’ and I threw all that away within minutes of meeting a hot guy with an accent. I started to panic again, ‘oh my gosh, I’m going to die I know it’ was the thought that kept running through my head. I tried playing with my phone to make it seem like I was fine, but I’m pretty sure any sane person knew I wasn’t. What was I even doing, I didn’t pay my rent and now I’m going to a strangers apartment; I’m like a whole new freak-

“Seriously are you okay? You’ve been standing in the doorway for the past..” He paused to check his phone “four or five minutes” Connor said with concern cutting off my thoughts. Maybe that’s why I developed feelings for him so fast, because he was the only person who actually asked me if I was okay, and genuinely meant it.

“Um ye-yeah, sorry.” I choked out “do you have a bathroom?”

“Yeah, to your right over there” he said pointing to a door.

“Alright, thank you” I said walking towards the room.

Inside the bathroom was anything less then fine, and I really hope these walls are thick. As soon as I stepped inside I began to allow myself to panic more. My eyes were watering, while I was shaking. I ended up collapsing to the ground letting out soft-silent sobs. ‘What the hell was wrong with me? I’m a complete mess’ I kept thinking. I check my phone, after what seemed like an hour, to find it had only been around five minutes. I cleaned myself up, flushed the toilet- so I didn’t look like more of a creep, and went back out.

This time when I went out I was greeted by a puppy. “Awe cute puppy, is it a girl or boy?” I said petting it.

“Girl, her name’s Jesse.” He’s answered “she’s my friends dog, I’m just watching her for a few days” he explained.

“Oh, well she’s adorable” I said still petting her.

“‘you like dogs?” He asked.

“Yeah, well I love all animals” I said walking over to one of the chairs in the living room and sitting down, Jesse followed.

“Hmf, she likes you” Connor smiled “that’s more then I could say for myself”

“I’m sure she likes you”

“Yeah when I give her food” he laughed.

“Sounds like my dogs” I said “well not my dogs my family’s dogs” I explained.

“I take it your family doesn’t live around here”

“No, New York; not the city though.” I said with a smile on my face, but a form of sadness in my eyes.

“Oh, what made you wanna move?”

“I don’t know, I didn’t find anything that made me wanna stay. I was happier moving out here, where I don’t know anyone, than living at home.”

“Yeah, it’s pretty nice out here”

“Okay so now can I ask you a question?” I asked as he nodded “why are you letting a complete stranger stay in your apartment? Doesn’t that seem weird to you?”

“It does, but I don’t know you looked like you needed help and I guess I don’t like to see a pretty girl like you look that upset..” He said moving

“Thanks” i whispered under my breath