someone explain this to me plz

Vain (Part 2) - Jughead Jones

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Summary: After an awkward encounter with Jughead Jones, you’ve been avoiding the anti-social teen. However, in the most cliche way possible, you end up paired together in a group project making avoidance harder than it first seemed.

I’m pretty new to writing on tumblr, so the response Vain got was overwhelming! Pretty sure that if I didn’t make a part 2, someone was going to skin me alive, (i got a LOT of asks for it, which I think is awesome!) It’s probably going to turn into a full on series so yay hype.

Warnings: - A lot of Shakespeare stuff which I try to explain :3

Jughead x Reader (Still not so much romantically yet, plz don’t kill meh)

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anonymous asked:

Can someone plz explain to me what Gaia is because I've been confused for too long now

it’s like The Most Elaborate Flash Dressup Game In Internet History

people have spent thousands of dollars’ worth of cash for a bunch of pixels it’s Intense and so I don’t really recommend it to people lmao

(but I’ve had my account for a decade already and it reminds me of the days when Gaia used to be a lotta fun so I’m too attached to leave)

I’m not kidding if someone has spoilers for next week that explain all of this and magically wipe away clarke holding a gun to Bellamy send them to me plz because I’m really not watching next week if this is really happening, I’m so over this show

Cat Boy!Namjoon

And now it is time for our lovely, ever so amazing leader Kim Namjoon aka Rap Monster aka lil joon who’s not so lil but he’s lil in my heart bc precious aka can we actually take a minute to appreciate how precious this man is like have you seen his smile have you seen his dimples have you heard his laugh he is s o cute and lil but he’s actually really tall but if you ignore that he’s actually lil fun fact bc he’s so fucking cute he should just be rolled up into a blanket burrito someone make it happen give him his favorite movie or show whatever he wants give him a warm drink like maybe some hot cocoa he seems like a tea man to me though whatever makes him happy plz and thnx

  • To start us off I’m just gonna explain the gloriousness that is cat boy!joon
  • Remember when Namjoon had purple hair for like 0.2 seconds and there’s like an infamous fan sign/meet up thingy where he had it and the pictures are all so beautiful
  • That’s cat boy!joon
  • His hair was so fluffy at that fan sign it just screams cat boy
  • Tell me you can’t just picture two lil ears barely sticking out of his messy lil bed head
  • And when he yawns his ears always do this lil twitch he has no idea bc he obviously can’t see the top of his head but it’s really really cute
  • Hair is forever messy bc no matter how many times he styles it for hours and hours, one of the boys always ruffles it up the second they see him
  • Comfy clothes all day
  • If you look through the Kim Daily posts, he wears a lot of comfy shit (or at least it looks comfy)
  • T-shirts, sweaters, shorts, hats nothing too tight and uncomfortable to wear
  • Like if he has to, he’ll wiggle his way into a pair of tight jeans but he hates it bc tail gets squished
  • It’s so much easier to just slide on some shorts, they look cute they make his legs look amazing and they’re comfy it’s a win win for literally everyone
  • He typically doesn’t like his ears being played with too much
  • He doesn’t mind it happening but he also isn’t about to be purring over it
  • However, whenever he’s having a bad day or just feels upset, he’s okay with his ears being touched
  • It’s kinda comforting to him in fact
  • Like when he’s upset, he needs a bit of time to just chill out and take some deep breaths before he can explain what’s up
  • So just kinda playing with his hair and ears is v v relaxing to him and helps calm him down
  • One of those cats that thinks they’re graceful but isn’t at all (aka my cat)
  • Like have you ever seen a cat go to jump up onto something and then completely miss that’s him
  • My cat does this thing where she’ll actually land the jump but then stumble two seconds later like hi same
  • He owns it though
  • “I am also part human, all cats land on their feet but not all hybrids do”
  • In the distance you just hear Jungkook laughing bc “do I need to bring up the time you fell into a bathtub and got water all over one of those fancy ass candles or nah”
  • “I’m ignoring you rn”
  • Okay but like just picture this
  • It’s a rainy day right
  • You’ve got a book, something warm to drink and some chill music playing in the background, not too loud bc you also wanna hear the rain
  • You’re all cuddled into joon’s side and he’s reading his own book
  • Sometimes you two point something out to the other just to be like hey you might find this cool or funny or cute take a look
  • It’s honestly one of his favorite ways to spend time with you
  • Like don’t get me wrong, he loves doing anything with you
  • Going to the store, walking around, going to the beach whatever it is, as long as it’s with you he’s a happy kitty
  • He likes bringing you with him when he goes shopping bc you two can pick shit out for each other
  • Plus you steal half of his sweaters and shirts in general anyways so you might as well be the one to tell if it’s cute or not
  • “On a scale of one to ten, how quickly would you steal this shirt from me??”
  • “I don’t steal them I give them back that’s called borrowing”
  • “Borrowing typically requires for you to ask first”
  • “Emphasis on typically”
  • He actually doesn’t mind though like at all
  • He teases you a bit when you’re wearing them like look at you all cute and bundled up in a sweater that’s mysteriously my size and looks like the one I just bought yesterday what a coinCIDENCE
  • But deep down, he actually adores when you wear them bc you do look cute in them to him and like the sleeves are already long on him so when you put it on its just a game of hide and seek for your hands
  • He takes those games very seriously bc he’s a hand holder he wants your hand in his 25/8
  • Cat boy!joon is just v v happy with you tbh
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I’m a  f a i l u r e  as a human and a vampire

Fanfics and French class

So this one time I drew a cover for someone who wrote a fanfic I liked, and I was super proud. But like my French teacher overheard me talking about it and legit was like,
“Oh an online book? That’s cool, what is it?”
“Uh….I mean I’m not that great at explaining things.”
“Oh ok! You should bring in the picture and we can pass it around the class!”
And that’s how I ended up showing my fandom-fanfiction drawing to my whole entire French class.

rumors

honestly i dont know why people make up rumors about me like im a nobody like why? i dont get it? what do i do that people must make rumors about me tf? is it cause i make youtube videos? and why are you stalking and obsessed with me i dont get it. someone plz explain