someone else has probably already made this joke

i got over the whole “no matter how good you are at something someone else will be better” thing awhile ago but now, having finally had internet access for a few years straight, ive realized something much worse: no matter how funny you think your joke is someone else has almost definitely already made it, and it probably circulated among thousands of people before you ever even tried to make the joke, and people have probably gotten sick of it already from the first source they heard it. so basically, fuck you

someone else has probably already made this joke but imagine when baby doctor felt someone grab his ankle and he’s freaking out because

Zagreus sits inside your head,
Zagreus lives among the dead,
Zagreus sees you in your bed,
And eats you when you’re sleeping.