someone do this with me!

Y'all just ever project big parts of your sense of self worth onto a form of media or a character or a pairing and not realize it until you see someone shitting on it and your head tells you “everyone is allowed to have their own opinion!” but your heart feels almost the same as if they had been talking about you directly and you’re just like “Yikes”

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  • Coworker: If you want a boyfriend, you should go out and do more things.
  • Me: *peering out from the cave that is my room, surrounded by DEH fan art, reading a fanfic while a bootleg plays in the background* I don't know what you're talking about.

whom else here gay and unstable

Hamilton AU where instead of the war its a cook off

“Son, I am working with a third of what this recipe calls for!”

“I go to france for more bisque, I come back with with more whisks, and bowls, and now we’re in control”

“What did I miss? What did I miss? I followed the recipe step by step”

“Say no to this, i just gotta say no to this, ohmygod shes using lemon zest and her icings saying hell yes”

“In every dish Of endless fish And when you made quiche
I hoped it would burn”

4

there was something pulling that night, tugging at magnus the minute they caught each other’s eyes. there was something burning underneath the pulse of the club. it echoed between shifting bodies and it tasted like oh hello, you’re new. who are you?

the signs as harry styles by harry styles lyrics

aries: i need something, i need something new

taurus: welcome to the final show / hope you’re wearing your best clothes

gemini: open up your eyes, shut your mouth and see / that I’m still the only one who’s been in love with me

cancer: wherever i go you bring me home

leo:  HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BITTER INTELLECT

virgo: I GOTTA GET BETTER / GOTTA GET BETTER

libra: why won’t you ever say what you wanna say

scorpio: i’m selfish, i know / i don’t ever wanna see you with him

sagittarius: ohhhhhhh tell me something i don’t already know

capricorn: I’M HAVIN YOUR BABY / IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

aquarius: must desert you just before you go

pisces: you can’t bribe the door on the way to the sky