someone come take him from my town

Also man, why are we all like Car Salesman Bill

Why not creepy circus ringmaster Bill

Where is my dark as fuck AU where a circus comes to Gravity Falls boasting strange and mythical creatures, and Dipper and Mabel go to investigate? And Bill takes a liking to this weird little kid and grooms him as a future ringmaster of the circus? And all the freaks/monsters are abducted people from towns, and it’s that Dark Dipper everyone loves slowly losing touch with the importance of human life?