Also man, why are we all like Car Salesman Bill
Why not creepy circus ringmaster Bill
Where is my dark as fuck AU where a circus comes to Gravity Falls boasting strange and mythical creatures, and Dipper and Mabel go to investigate? And Bill takes a liking to this weird little kid and grooms him as a future ringmaster of the circus? And all the freaks/monsters are abducted people from towns, and it’s that Dark Dipper everyone loves slowly losing touch with the importance of human life?