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Day 20: Let It Snow

@carryon-countdown I am living vicariously through their winter domesticity because it has not snowed where I live since I was 6

Baz

This would be Simon’s first proper winter. In the orphanages he was in prior to Watford, he spent his winters worrying about not starving or freezing, and in Watford, they were spent worrying about a war that a child should not have to be a soldier in. He had never had a winter where he was able to be carefree, to bundle up and drink cocoa, to catch snowflakes on his tongue.

He had said it wasn’t a big deal, that he’d seen the snow, that he’d had nice winters, but I knew better by this point.

I was always awake later than him, so when the first snow of the season began at half one, I was tugging him out of bed and putting a coat on him before it even had time to begin collecting on the ground.

Simon, being absolutely helpless for minutes after waking up, stumbled blindly behind me and grumbled under his breath. I nearly dragged him down the stairs and out of the building, and when he saw the snow falling around us, he blinked his still glazed over eyes and turned to me, a small smile at the corners of his lips.

“First snow?” he asked, his voice still rough from sleep.

I nodded and laced our fingers together, watching it catching in his hair or falling onto his shoulders. He looked around the empty street, his eyes waking up and filling with a childlike wonder.

“I told you I was going to make sure your first real winter was perfect, and it isn’t winter unless you see the first snow. I’m only doing what I said I would,” I reminded him.

“You’re absolutely insane, and I love you,” he beamed, and my heart stopped for a moment, as it did every time he said he loved me.

After months of him saying it almost daily, I should be used to it, but I suppose years of convincing myself it could never happen made sure every single time felt like the first. Instead of saying anything, I raised out hands up and pressed a kiss to the back of his hand.

“What was that for?” he asked, wrinkling his nose.

“I’m trying to be romantic Simon, don’t ruin it with stupid questions,” I told him, no bite behind the words.

“I think calling me stupid may ruin it just a bit,” he said, shaking his head.

“Shut up and watch the snow,” I scolded, turning my face away from him.

He laughed quietly and pressed a kiss to my cheek, squeezed my hand softly, and then looked up to the sky.

A simple collage of Glenn Tipton smiling

dcflamingc  asked:

Talk about poop //I know whatcha want Lu gotcha covered lmao XD

“Did someone say poop?!”

“Pure mystery for me, even though Chopper has tried to explain about thousands of times I still don’t understand how the tasty food turns into such smelly pile of turd and trust me, with the crew of 9 visiting the toilet can be pretty deadly sometimes *laughs* 

I’m curious to know how non-humans like skeletons or fishmen can poop because they don’t look like they could, right?
I also wonder do women have different kind of poop but last time I tried to ask Robin just giggled and Nami punched me so I guess I have to find  the answer elsewhere…

By the way do you guys wanna hear a funny story about poop?  Well Once upon a ti-

*can’t finish the story because his crew mates have had enough of this inappropriate  topic*


(meme)

Jawas
  • Mako: Hey girl...I was thinking about that thing you asked earlier..
  • Hunter: Mako! Oh my god, what's wrong? You look like you're about to pass out! What happened??
  • Mako: The thing you were wondering about. I couldn't...couldn't stop thinking about it.
  • Hunter: Oh my god, please sit down! Are you sick? What the hell is going on?
  • Mako: Couldn't stop thinking about it. My implants...so easy to just think about it and look it up.
  • Hunter: What are you talking about?? What did you look up?! Do you need water or something?? HEY, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET SOME KOLTO IN HERE?!
  • Mako: J...ja...
  • Hunter: Mako, it's gonna be ok. Just take some deeeeeep breaths.
  • Mako: I now know what Jawas...what they...
  • Hunter: ....oh my god.
  • Mako: *starts to cry*
  • Hunter: Mako, you didn't...ohhhhhhhh myyyyy God...
  • Mako: I know what they look like...without...*starts to hyperventilate*
  • Hunter: Oh shit oh shit oh shit Mako OMG honey no no NOOO!
  • Mako: Please don't leave me!
  • Blizz: Hi, boss! Blizz brought big kolto tank! Mako dying?
  • Mako and Hunter: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Blizz: BLIZZ FIX!! BLIZZ CAN FIX!
  • Hunter: No Blizz, don't! Don't go near her just..!!! Just go away!
  • Blizz: HERE, MAKO! BLIZZ PUT KOLTO ON YOUR SICK HEAD!
  • Mako: *passes out*
  • Torian: What the hell is going on?!
  • Hunter: Oh my god..oh my god...oh my god!
  • Blizz: BLIZZ FIX, BOSS! IS OK!
  • Torian: What did you do, Blizz!?!
  • Hunter: Oh my god oh my godddd.
  • Blizz: BLIZZ DO NOTHING! BLIZZ HELP DYING MAKO! MAKO DIE, BUT BLIZZ FIX IT!
  • Torian: What the FUCK, Blizz?!
  • Hunter: Helppppppp...meeeeee!
  • Torian: And what did you do to her, Blizz?! WTF IS GOING ON?!
  • Blizz: IS OK, TORIAN! BLIZZ FIX BOSS! BROUGHT LOTS OF KOLTO!
  • Gault: There you are, you little shit! That's my kolto!! I was gonna sell that really cheap! It's not even kolto, you idiot!
  • Torian: WHAT?
  • Hunter: *wheezing*
  • Gault: It's...well I'd rather not say. It's kind of a secret.
  • Blizz: It smell funny.
  • Torian: GAULT!! HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS IT??
  • Mako: *still unconscious*
  • Gault: That's really not important. What's important is that nobody uses it, ok?
  • Hunter: HHHHHHHNNNNNN!!
  • Torian: Gault...
  • Blizz: What it doing to Mako hair?
  • Gault: Why are you all staring at me like that? What the hell is wrong with Hunter?
  • Torian: Gault...please...
  • Blizz: Blizz pretty sure Mako head not supposed to do that!
  • Gault: Why is Mako comatose on the floor?
  • Blizz: It smell familiar, Horny Man!
  • Torian: Gault, please just...just tell me what it is.
  • Gault: Horny Man? Really, Blizz?
  • Blizz: You man. You have horns. Horny Man!
  • Hunter: SSSSSSSSSFFFFSH
  • Torian: GAULT! Blizz put some on Mako's head!
  • Gault: You're doing this on purpose, right Blizz? You pretend not to be able to speak wel--what did you say?
  • Torian: I said, "Blizz put some on Mako's head." And she passed out.
  • Blizz: Blizz offended! Blizz name Blizz because cold scavenging on Hoth! You have horns! You man! You Horny Man!
  • Gault: Torian? I need you to go get some water, please.
  • Blizz: Blizz make more sense than Horny Man! Boss understand Blizz when Blizz talk!
  • Torian: Gault?!
  • Gault: JUST GO! GO GET A SHIT TON OF WATER! NOW!!!
  • Blizz: Blizz don't have to use big words like Horny Man! Boss understands Blizz!
  • Gault: OH MY GOD, BLIZZ! Shut up! Shut up shut up shut UP! We are in crisis mode here!! Do you have any idea why you've done?!
  • Blizz: Horny Man mean kolto on Mako head?
  • Gault: IT'S NOT KOLTO!
  • Blizz: No. It smell like Blizz hair soap. Is Blizz hair soap?
  • Gault: ...yes. Yes it is. It's the same color and it's really cheap to make and...Please do not tell anyone.
  • Blizz: Blizz hair soap not for not Jawas.
  • Hunter: HHHH!!! HAAAIR?!!!? *passes out*
  • Gault: Dear god, what did I do to des--Not Jawas? I swear you're speaking idiotically on purpose.
  • Blizz: Not Jawas! It make sense! Just Jawas! No not Jawas!
  • Gault: No, the correct grammar would be, "it is only to be used by Jawas," or, "it is not supposed to be used by non-Jawas."
  • Blizz: Horny Man understand Blizz anyway! Why make more words when Horny Man already know?! Blizz think Horny Man compensating for something small!
  • Gault: SEE? You DO know bigger words! You son of a...
  • Torian: I BROUGHT AS MUCH AS I POSSIBLY COULD!! *trips, drops tank of water, it rolls into stacked boxes, the boxes fall onto Mako, the tank bursts, water is spilled everywhere*
  • Blizz: BLIZZ ALLERGIC TO WATER!! BLIZZ DYING!!!!
  • Gault: HONESTLY, TORIAN??
  • Torian: *got knocked unconscious by a falling shelf*
  • Blizz: IT GET ALL OVER BLIZZ!! BLIZZ GONNA DIE, HORNY MAN! BOSS! BOSS WAKE UP! SAY BYE TO BLIZZ!! BLIZZ DIE FOREVER!
  • Gault: I hate all of you so much.
  • Blizz: OH NO!! BLIZZ SEE LIGHT! BLIZZ GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW FOREVER!
  • Skadge: WHAT IN A HUTT'S BUTT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
  • Gault: *sighs*

lee-sixx  asked:

My day has been pretty good, I hope yours has! Someone asked me "What is love?" And I got a little carried away with my answer of "Love is when you feel safe and sound with someone, when you feel like you can be yourself free of judgement. Love can be the most beautiful thing, but it can be the most painful." What about your day? I hope it's been well?๐Ÿ˜Š

Hiyaaaa! ^_^ It’s good to hear from you! ^o^

Ah, again with the wise words, that’s so meaningful, wow ^_^ That’s true, it’s a really nice way of putting it ^_^

My day has been okay, it consisted of more procrastinating schoolwork *sigh* and freaking out over Not Today cx

I’m glad you’ve been well my dear! <3


Sleepover Sunday! ^_^

Furiosa giving the little war pups piggy back rides, bringing them small trinkets when she comes back from the road, which is why they’re always excited when she returns.