someone buy these for me please and thank

midstea  asked:

Hey hey, Gi, love! I just recently got enough money to clear my study debts and have enough savings to possibly buy Harry's tour ticket. I live in Spain (Madrid concert tickets would be the ideal) so, like, if you could please give me a signal boost just in case someone has any spare tickets and can DM me. Looking for a spare ticket for the MADRID show!🙏🙏🙏 Thanks love :)

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ If anyone’s selling a ticket for MADRID or knows someone who’s selling it, contact this lovely amazing sweet person, pretty please ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I’m so glad that you can clear your debt and try for Harry’s tickets!!!! ALL THE LUCK TO YOU, MY DEAR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.


“Marry me.”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“You are not going without me.”

“I can’t believe you!”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“What did you say?”

“I’m not jealous.”

"You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

“Run away with me.”

“You did WHAT?”

“Quit whining.”

“Get outta my sight!”

“Why are you so annoying?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

"Never in a million years.”

“Don’t ask me that…”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?”

“W- What are you doing?”

“Say it!”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“What’s going on here?”

“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

“Did you do this on purpose?!”

“Kiss me.”

“Are you still awake..?”

“Excuse you?”

“This is all your fault!”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“It’s not fair!”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Knock it off!”

“Screw you!”

“You’re a complete moron!”

“I love this song!”

“I can’t be in love with you!”

“Make me.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

“I hate you.”

“You are infuriating!”

“Just shut up already.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Bite me.”

“Eat me.”

“Kiss my ass.”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“Just admit you’re wrong.”

“You are being ridiculous!”

“That’s irrational.”

“Listen to me!”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“That’s it. End of discussion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“You shouldn’t have said that.”

“Fuck you!”

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

“How dare you?”

“I dare you!” 

“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 

“Well this is awkward…”

“Just pretend to be my date”.  


“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”

“Can I touch your boob?”

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”

“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”

“Give me cake or give me death.”

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”

“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”

“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”

“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”

“I vote today to be a pajama day.”

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“This would not happen if I had a penis!”

“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”

“To the night you’ll never remember!”

“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”

“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”

“Fuck the sandwich guy!”

“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”

“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”

“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”

“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”

“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”

“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”  

“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”

“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

“I think I know how to use a bed.”

“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”

“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”

“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”


“I have something to tell you…”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant!”

“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”

“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”

“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”

“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”

“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”

“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”

“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”


“Your hair is so soft…”

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“What, does that feel good?”

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”

“Are you wearing my shirt?”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

“We should get a puppy!”


“Aren’t they beautiful?”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Shooting star, make a wish.”

“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”

“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”

“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”

“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”

“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”

“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”

“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”

“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.


“Did you just… finish?”

“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

“I’m not actually feeling anything.”

“Are you getting any closer?”

“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”

“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”

“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”

“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”

“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”


[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…

[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?

[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.

[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.

[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!

[text] I know what you did last summer…

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anonymous asked:

Can i get a suga, taehyung, and jungkook reaction to you teasing them and then giving them a handjob under the table at a restaurant?


“When I told you to find something else to do with your hands, I meant put them somewhere that wasn’t touching me. Now you better get you hand off my dick before I come up with a way to pay you back for this.”

Originally posted by strawberrie-kookie


“I don’t think you should be doing that right now! Someone is going to notice and then we’ll both be in trouble. At least wait until we’re in the car. Please…”

Originally posted by toughchim


“No no no, now you have to finish what you start. Right now. You can’t get away with teasing me all through dinner without at least some repercussions. If you get me off before then waiter comes back to fill our drinks up, I’ll buy you a slice of that chocolate cake you’ve been eyeing on that table across the room.”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Finally some reprieve from the horoscope reactions. Thank you so much. I needed this. - admin nicole 💕

cambria-freeman  asked:

could you do a hc of the RFA boys (plus V and Saeran) accidentally walking in on MC, maybe taking a shower or getting dressed or something? :3

I know you said boys but I couldn’t help but include Jaehee. If you don’t want to read her’s, you can just skip through it so I hope you don’t mind!

Does this class as NSFW? I’m not entirely sure but I’ll warn just in case that there’s nudity and implied sex. Here goes!

RFA members walk in on MC naked


-You were staying over at his house for your first sleepover
-So after a busy evening of LOLOL, you really needed a shower
-Yoosung was half way through a raid so you told him where you were going
-Only Yoosung didn’t pay attention because he was too busy playing LOLOL
-After spending ten minutes searching for the towels in his apartment, you finally go into the bathroom and strip down
-Then you’re faced with a foreign shower
-I’m not the only one who never knows how to use other people’s showers, right?
-For a couple of minutes you stand naked in the shower trying to figure out why the shower won’t work
-Then you notice the switch at the other end of the bathroom
-Time to take the walk of shame across the room
-It just so happens to be now that Yoosung decides he needs a toilet break
-And he can’t recall you saying anything at all so assumed you’d gone to get a drink or something
-Only to open the bathroom door to see you halfway across the room headed to the switch for the shower
-You both scream
-Yoosung quickly shuts the door, bright red in the face and spouts out a string of apologies
-“Yoosung, I don’t mind you seeing me naked,” you tell him.
-He’s way too red and embarrassed to respond properly to that.
-“I…um…. sorry I just wanted to use the toilet.”
-“Well come in now before I take a shower then.”
-Yoosung slowly opens the door to see that you’ve put a towel around yourself now
-Thank the stars
-He definitely can’t forget seeing your body
-Which makes it awkward when during the night he remembers it whilst you’re cuddling against his side
-And he starts to get a boner
-Oh dear


-You did tell Zen that you were taking a shower despite the fact that he was reading his script
-So you took that shower after a busy day at work
-You definitely needed to shave anyway considering you were staying at Zen’s every night now
-Always gotta be prepared for the beast
-Zen didn’t realise that you told him you were taking a shower and decides now is a good time to go and brush his teeth
-So he opens the door and makes his way into the bathroom
-Only to turn around and see you drying off your hair
-Completely naked
-“Umm… Zen?” is all you say
-Control the beast. Control the beast. Control the beast.
-“Sorry, I forgot,” Zen somehow manages to splutter out before walking out again.
-Now he has a problem
-A problem that’s slowly rising in his pants
-What is he supposed to do?
-You just looked so hot
-And you were staying the night in his bed
-The more he thinks about it, the harder it is for him to control himself
-So the second you step out of the bathroom, in your pyjamas now, he grabs you
-“I’m sorry, MC. You’re just too hot,” he says before kissing you
-Very passionately
-It doesn’t take long for him to be admiring your naked body yet again
-And you’re definitely willing to help with his problem
-I mean, who would complain?


-You knew you were clumsy
-So it was only a matter of time until you managed to spill coffee down yourself in Jaehee’s and your cafe
-The scolding liquid did leave you with a bit of a problem, though, so you decided to go into the back where you kept spare work clothes
-Only once you’d peeled your dress off, it seemed the liquid had seeped through to your underwear
-Off go the bra and panties
-The best thing to do was to place them on the radiator to dry and stand there naked for a bit
-You were in the store cupboard, anyway. It wasn’t like anyone was going to see you
-Turns out you were out of coffee beans in the store so Jaehee had come down to get some more from storage
-To find you stood there naked holding coffee soaked clothes
-Oh if only the door closed and locked you in then like it did in the Valentines DLC
-Jaehee goes bright red
-As do you
-The two of you end up stuttering until you both finally explain why you’re there in this position
-“Sorry, Jaehee. I’ll be back in the store…. clothed…. in a minute,” you apologise
-“Yeah- uh- that would be good,” Jaehee stammers back
-Don’t lie, Jaehee, we all know you want to see MC like that all the time
-She grabs the coffee beans from the shelf whilst you awkwardly hold your clothes in front of you
-“You’re very pretty by the way,” Jaehee says quietly before dashing out of the storage cupboard and closing the door quickly
-Thanks, Jaehee, you’re now left as a stuttering, blushing mess


-He had told you that you were allowed to sleep in his bedroom whilst staying in his penthouse
-And he did tell you he was going to talk to the security guard
-So now seemed like the best time to change into your pyjamas
-In his bedroom
-Seriously, MC, you were doomed from the start
-Well Jumin ends up finishing his talk with the security guard quicker than expected
-And you end up getting changed slower than expected
-So when Jumin returns to his room and doesn’t knock, even though the door is closed
-He gets the lovely sight of your naked body struggling with a nightgown in the middle of his room
-The poor man just goes bright red
-And the both of you are speechless
-He just stares at you for about three minutes
-Whilst you stand there frozen
-“W-would you like some help with your nightgown?” he finally asks.
-“Erm… yes please,” you admit
-So he helps slide it down your body
-When his hand connects with your stomach
-You inhale sharply at his touch and he doesn’t fail to notice
-Boi does he get turned on
-So he just spins you around, now clothed luckily, and kisses you
-He’s not one to beat around the bush when it comes to needing to get his affections out
-But he also disagrees with living together before marriage because of precisely this
-So he decides to end the kiss with a, “Good night, MC.” and leave with your naked body permanently etched in his mind
-You’re pretty sure there’s an empty bottle of wine in the kitchen the following morning that wasn’t previously there, though


-After messing around his house for the full day, you definitely needed a shower
-But Seven had work to do so you were by yourself for a little while now
-He’d promised it was only short and he definitely didn’t seem to be concentrating too hard, but he did have his headphones in
-So you weren’t entirely sure if he heard you say you were going for a shower
-Oh well, what’s the worst that could happen?
-Seven decides he himself needs a shower because he’s spent the day both messing around with you and sitting at the computer
-And he hasn’t taken his hoodie off all day
-Plus you’re staying the night
-Gotta smell nice for bae
-So he walks into the bathroom, prepared to take a nice shower
-Only to find you staring at him through the glass panes
-Naked and in the shower
-Poor tomato boy goes as red as his hair
-“Sorry I didn’t realise you were in here!” he says, preparing to leave
-But he’s already seen you naked now
-So you’re going to have a little fun
-“Wait, were you going to take a shower? You could probably do with one,” you say
-“Do I smell?” Seven asks
-“You stink of Honey Buddha Chips. Why don’t you let me wash you properly?”
-Ok, if he wasn’t red before
-He certainly is now
-You can’t help but laugh, despite being very nervous yourself
-You definitely aren’t going to show it
-“Come on, you might as well now.”
-Well, you’ve persuaded him
-But he’d very timid about actually undressing- he’s terrified you’re going to find him ugly
-As if
-However once he sees the lust in your eyes and joins you in the shower
-Let’s just say he ain’t being so shy anymore
-And washing isn’t the only thing you end up doing
-How come Seven and MC always end up banging in my headcanons what?


-He’s had the treatment for his eyes
-Otherwise, he wouldn’t even be able to tell that you’re naked
-The two of you had just been for a walk in the park so he could take photos
-When a friendly dog had come over to greet you
-You loved dogs but this one had really muddy paws so when it jumped up on you, you got coated in mud
-The owner apologised profusely but you and V just smiled and laughed it off
-Only now that you were back at his house, you really needed to change out of your muddy attire
-You forgot to tell V where you were going, though
-So this precious bean starts panicking about where you are
-In his frenzy, he doesn’t knock on your door and instead just bursts in
-Because you’re only lazing about the house, you decide not to wear a bra which leaves you stood there in only your panties
-“Thank goodness you’re here! I thought I’d lost you,” V gasps in relief, barely even aware of the fact that you’re practically naked
-“Umm…. V?”
-“Oh, sorry love. I’ll leave you in peace to get changed,” he smiles
-Why is he so precious?
-V isn’t phased at all by the fact that you’re indecent and just hugs you in relief and kisses the top of your head
-“By the way, you’re so beautiful, MC,” he adds before leaving
-Leaving you bright red and so in love with him
-Please, someone buy me ten of this guy


-Saeran told you he was getting ice cream in your kitchen
-So you decided this was a good time to take a shower
-Only you ended up talking with Jumin and Zen on the messenger and their bickering made you forget about your towel and your boyfriend downstairs
-You continued to talk to them as you went into the bathroom
-Once the conversation had ended, you stripped down and then realised your mistake
-You left your towel in your room
-Oh well, you could just nip back and get it quickly
-But you’d forgotten Saeran was still in the house with you
-So you walked, naked, into your room
-To find Saeran sat in your chair staring at you
-He is shook
-“Oh no, I forgot you were here, sorry!” you laugh, grabbing the towel quickly to try and cover yourself up
-“I-you-“ the cinnamon roll is struggling to form words
-“Saeran, you’re my boyfriend, you are allowed to see me naked,” you giggle at his cute flustered expression
-Saeran grumbles something under his breath about not wanting to rush things
-You giggle again
-“Ok, I’m going to take the shower then. Sorry!”
-He just gets flustered so easily aww





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author’s note: seems like I’m blessing y’all with a smutty josh fic on my least favorite day of the year. i hope you all enjoy and if any of you didn’t have a valentine for the holiday, don’t fret because you’ll always me, josh or tyler to count on. (please let me know if i succeeded on my first josh smut k thx.)

warnings: daddy kink, slight dirty talk, fluff and just a shit ton of sin.

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Part 1/?

Jim Kirk x reader AOS

Summary: Jim helps you out of a sticky situation at a bar and you are both intrigued by each other, but you like to play hard to get. Will you two see each other again after this wonderful night?

Warnings: kissing in this one, I love me some smut so there will be some in later chapters. Not sure how long this will be as I’m writing as it comes to me.

Words: 1,274

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mrgoldsdearie  asked:

Flower shop AU: Oswald buys flowers at Edward's shop and immediately gifts them to Ed.

Oswald asked Ed what kind of flowers could mean “I really like you” and “Let’s go on a date” and Ed seemed kind of gloomy, thinking that of course, Mayor Cobblepot has already someone in his life and he was such an idiot to think he had a chance, but right after he paid for the bouquet of flowers, Oswald shyly give them to Ed who took a moment to understand, before blushing like an idiot when he realised ooOOHH


What is Sonic trying to imply?
Also, have I mentioned before that I am Hamilton trash???

I always imagine Amy being the only person Sonic actually talks to in Boom and the conversations get really deep, so this had to be done~ maybe expect more stuff like this????

The song is Satisfied from Hamilton the musical, and you can listen to the song here:

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  • +$10 extra character

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anonymous asked:

How could Jean, Eren and Armin react if Mikasa asks them to buy sanitary pads in a modern au?

Eren was baffled at Mikasa’s request. “Excuse me?” he questioned.

“Please Eren, I need them,” she said desperately.

“Why do I have to do it! Couldn’t you just ask someone else?” he said frustrated. After saying this he felt bad. It would be more embarrassing for her, she does need them after all. Sighing he said, “Fine, tell me which ones to get.”

After getting the information he need, he walked over to the closet to grab a jacket. “Thank you,” Mikasa said gratefully.

“Don’t mention it,” he said with a smile, proceeding to then head to the store.

Jean blushed at what she had asked him. “You want me to go buy them for you?” he said pointing his thumb at his chest. She nodded in response.

“O-oh, okay sure,” he stuttered. He never imagined she would ever ask him to do this. Not that he minded though.

“These are the ones I need,” she said writing the brand name down on a piece of paper.

He walked over to the door then turned around, “I’ll  be back,” he said, then headed off to the store.

Armin wasn’t even phased by the question. She’d asked him before so this was something he could handle.

“Sure,” he replied standing up from where he was sitting, “Same kind right?”

“Yes,” she said nodding.

He walked over to the door when she suddenly said, “Thank you, by the way.”

“No problem,” he said smiling, “I don’t mind doing this. You can ask anytime.”

He then waved goodbye and left for the store.

I wrote this one more like an imagine because I thought it would be nicer.


-Admin Bowie

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Dog Whisperer

Originally posted by everythingoverdose

Jackson x Reader



Word Count: 1662

Author: Admin Jay

           “We should do something it’s pretty outside” Jackson groaned loudly after looking outside the window of their dorm. “But we get to finally rest from schedule” Youngjae said sleepily rubbing his eyes. “Come on guys, we can’t be cooped in here all day, and sleep the entire day” Jackson said. “Actually we can” Jaebum reminded Jackson.

           “That’s not the point, besides who’s going to walk Coco?” Jackson pointed at Coco scratching at the gate. “He does have a point” Mark chimed in eating a bowl of cereal. “Come on, it would be great. We need some sun. We need Vitamin D for our bones” Jackson explained trying to cheer everyone up. “I still don’t understand how you have this much energy for the morning” Jinyoung said sitting on the couch watching TV. “I’m trying to motivate you all” Jackson said cheerfully.

           “Please!!!!” Jackson began to beg sweetly using all his aegyo techniques. “We can always relax at the park and play games” Jackson continued. Jaebum couldn’t resist the cute side of Jackson. Jaebum sighs and finally answered “Yeah, we can go”. “Yes” Jackson cheered and ran off to get dress.

           Everyone was ready except one. “Bambam, hurry up. We don’t have all day!” Mark shouted. “I’m coming, I just don’t know what shoes to wear!” Bambam yelled back. “We’re just going to the park; how hard can it be?” Jackson asked. “Alright, I’m ready” Bambam came out in black polished shoes. Mark grabbed quickly the tent while Yugyeom gathered all the blankets. Youngjae putting a leash on Coco’s collar.

           “Alright, let’s go” Jaebum ordered letting everyone go ahead of him before locking the door.

           The park was located across the street from their dorm alongside Han River. It was beautiful outside. The sky was clear, not a cloud in sight. The sun beamed with a slight breeze. Birds chirping. Cherry Blossoms were blooming everywhere. It was perfect Spring weather.

           They settled down in an open area where they weren’t disturbed. The park was perfectly peaceful; it was a common area for couples to walk and children to be at the playground on the other side. “This is a good spot” Jinyoung said looking around. “Let’s put this tent together” Jaebum instructed. Everyone decide pitched in to help and finally got the tent settled.

           Youngjae and Mark walked Coco around while Bambam and Yugyeom started playing Frisbee and kept dabbing at each other. Jaebum immediately fell asleep as Jinyoung sat next him reading a book. Everyone preoccupied, Jackson decides to go a nearby convenient store to buy snacks for everyone.

           On his way, he hears a someone shouting in the distance, “MILO, GET BACK HERE”. He stops himself so he could find which direction the shouting was coming from. No need, he saw a Labrador retriever chasing a squirrel. He saw you running top speed after Milo. You shouted again “MILO”. Milo kept running. You were almost out of breath chasing him. You paused for a second as you saw Jackson. “Excuse me, I’m so sorry to disturb you, but can you please help me catch my dog” you ask politely. “No problem” Jackson offered.

           “Thank you so much” you said moving your hair out of your face. You two started walking together. “What is your dog’s name?” Jackson asked. “His name is Milo” you answer. He nods his head and extends his hand, “I’m Jackson by the way”. “I’m Y/N, nice to meet you”. “Do you mind coming with me to the convenient store?” he asked hesitantly. “Why?” you paused. “I think there’s a way, we can get your dog back” he speculated. “How?” you wondered. “We’re going to get some snacks and sausages” he concluded.

           You two walk in and he finds sausages rotating in a toaster oven, he grabs nine and wraps in aluminum foil while you grab chips and other snacks. He pays for all the food. “You didn’t have to do all this” you insisted, “I’ll pay you back”. “No, it’s ok. I want to help” Jackson reassured. The both of you head outside and searched for Milo, you spotted him barking up a tree at the squirrel. “Milo, come here boy” you called out to him. Still no progress. “I got this” Jackson stepped in, “Can you hold this?” he asked as he grab a sausage from the bag. “Do you think this will work?” you questioned. “Don’t worry, I’m a professional. I’m very good with dogs” Jackson declared as he walks towards Milo.

           Milo suddenly pauses and sniffs the air in Jackson’s direction. Milo approaches Jackson with caution. Jackson holds the sausage out and place it on the ground. Milo sniffs some more and decides to lay down while eating. You come next to Milo and start petting him softly. “Thank you so much for helping me” you said looking up at Jackson. “No problem, he’s a good dog. He’s probably just hungry”. “He probably is” you replied. “Can I sit with you?” he asked. “Sure” you approved. He sits on the opposite side of Milo petting him also. “How old is he?” Jackson wondered. “He’s three years old” you huffed, “I have to keep a good eye on him, he’s always getting into everything” you admitted.

         “You’re really good with dogs” you smiled. “Yeah, we have a dog at home named Coco.” He explained. “Awww, Coco is a very cute name” you said. “You know what’s funny?” Jackson hinted. “What?” you leaned in wanting to know the answer. “I have a lot of nicknames and one of them is Wang Puppy”. Jackson did an impression of a puppy. You laughed. “Well, I think I should be going” you said standing up. “I’ll walk with you” Jackson said.  You immediately grabbed Milo’s leash, you were determined to not let him out of your sight. “I’ll hold the leash for you” he said grabbing it while you carried the bag.  

           You two engaged in very interesting conversations varying from subject to subject. Jackson was a very thoughtful guy and sweet. Each time he smiles, you couldn’t help but smile also. He has a very warm personality, which was rare to have these days. The amount of eye contact he gave, made you flutter inside. You couldn’t help but admire him, not only his good looks, but what his personality had to offer.

           The rest of the members saw you two walking from afar. “Jackson!” they called, “Where’ve you been?”. As you guys finally approached “I was helping Y/N catch her dog” Jackson said. Everyone looks at you, “Hi, I’m Y/N and this is Milo” you introduced. “Hi” they waved. “I brought snacks for you all” Jackson said handing the bag over to everyone.

           “Jackson’s got a girlfriend now” you heard Bambam snicker under his breath. Jackson eyes widen, “I’m so sorry” Jackson apologized. “It’s fine” you said as Bambam came over to pet Milo. “I’m Bambam by the way but you can call me Double B” he said. “I’ll take keep that in mind” you smiled. “I’m sorry, I didn’t properly introduce everyone, That’s Jaebum, Mark, Jinyoung, Youngjae, and Yugyeom” he said as each member waved again.

           Coco walked near Milo and started sniffing each other. “Well, that’s rare, Milo doesn’t get along with others these days” you observed. You stayed with the group a little longer while Milo and Coco played together. You looked down at your watch and realized how much time has passed. 

           “Oh God, I have to get going” you said as you whistled Milo over. “So soon?” Jackson pouted. “Yeah, there’s some work I need to do around the house, well it was nice meeting you guys, but I better get going” you said waving good-bye. “Let me walk you home, just to make sure you get home safely” Jackson insisted. “Sure, I’d like that” you smiled as Jackson placed himself alongside you.

           You both were shoulder to shoulder. You two couldn’t stop smiling at each other. Jackson had this glow, his eyes twinkled happily as he continued to talk to you. He did his very best to make you laugh as much as possible. You appreciated that about him, his sense of humor and excitement about life. Deep down, you were starting to feel this could lead to something further.

           “Well here we are, I live here” you said as you reached your apartment door. “You actually don’t live that far from us” Jackson stated. “Yeah, that was 20-minute walk”. “Thank you for walking me home, I appreciate it” you said. “It’s my pleasure” he said happily.

            There was this awkward pause, “Well, I’m going to go now, I guess I’ll see you around…. ” you opened the door. “Hey before you go?” Jackson stopped you, “I wanted you to know that I really had a good time with you. I know we just met but I would like to keep seeing you. Can I have your phone number?” he asked bluntly.

             You knew you had a great time with him also, so why not? “Let me grab a pen and pencil really quick” as you went inside. “Sure” he said smiling. You hurried inside and fumbled through desk to find paper and pen. Milo relaxed himself on his doggie bed as you wrote your number down.

             “Here you go” handing the paper over to him. He glanced and nodded. “I’ll call you or text you, which do you prefer?” he asked. “How about both?” you suggested. “I can do both” he said, he walked towards you and embraced you in a hug. You pulled slightly from his embrace and kissed him gently on the cheek. He smiled so hard afterward, he hugged you some more.

Before Jackson left, he glances back at you one more time eyeing you up and down. You winked back at him. Once Jackson left your apartment complex, he looked back to your balcony and thought to himself, this is just the beginning of something new.

Papyrus says f@#k (explicit language)
Papyrus says f@#k (explicit language)

I said I was gonna do it

Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.

He slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a random assortment of bills into the jar.

He takes a deep breath.

“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”


“i-i’m callin’ someone–”


And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.



I have never given anyone permission to use my base codes for COMMISSIONS, nor do I intend to. I published those for free because I meant for them to be for free. Why would I allow others to make money off of my work and not sell commissions myself? It makes no sense. Besides, it should go without saying that editing a code someone else made doesn’t mean it’s YOURS TO SELL. I would have thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.

So if you ever see anyone selling themes using one of my base codes, PLEASE DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM THEM. It’s beyond rude and disrespectful, not just to me as the creator but also to the people who pay hard-earned money to these people for something they do not deserve to get paid for. I have recently been made aware of two blogs who do this, and I would appreciate it if you let me know immediately if you see someone else. It’s a massive violation of Tumblr’s Fair Use Guidelines, and I will report them. 

If you happened to pay for a theme someone made using my base code without knowing any better, I will not come after you or anything. I know that you probably didn’t even know something fishy was going on. You may have even assumed that they had my permission, which is not an unreasonable assumption. (As it’s nearly unthinkable that someone would be that much of an arse.) But if that’s the case, feel free to go to that person and DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK, as they pretty much took advantage of you and scammed you.

That is all. Thank you for reading, and if you wish to buy theme commissions, please do approach me. I can recommend you at least half a dozen talented people who actually make their own stuff from scratch, without stealing anything from anyone.

joannalannister  asked:

Your illustrated fanfiction looks so neat! May I please ask you about the printing process? How did it work? Is it possible to buy one of the books? You did a great job on it, it looks like a book you would see in a bookstore!

Hi @joannalannister! Thanks a lot for your nice words about our fic :) 

Thanks for asking about the process. It’s pretty easy really. I used a tool called Bookwright that is offered by With it you can design your book, mixing images and text. It’s really a matter of try and error and change everything plenty of times until you find the look you want. Then, the tool allows you to upload the final file to their web, where paying you can get a pdf version with high resolution (the one I used for issuu so everybody could read it). And there you can also order a printed copy choosing between different kind of covers (I chose soft cover for the ones I bought).

I hadn’t thought on selling them per se. Honestly, I never thought anyone would be interested since you can download the pdf version from issuu. These ones are from RL friends and family and for the giveaway I’m preparing. However, since I’ve received many messages asking where can it be bought, I guess I’m going to share the link with everybody so anyone who wants a copy can buy it. So….

You can buy your own copy of Ink & Roses on BLURB.COM in this link. You have to chose the cover and Blurb will send it right to your house. 

I don’t earn anything from this. The web charges you the printing and shipping costs it considers depending on the currency, the taxes and the country you’re buying from. 

After receiving the books, I made some minor changes in the design so I think it even looks better now! If someone orders one, please let me know, because I’d love to see it ^^ And this is how it looks in case anyone is interested

More info:

BooktrailerArchiveofourownIllustrated version - The book

Hi guys :)

I know this more of the same, but I’m interested in buying a ticket to Harry’s London show… I don’t really care about the day, I just really would like to go! So if you have one or know of someone that has one, please send me a message :) thank you <3