someone buy me a new one please

  • Nicky: Would you shoot your boyfriend in the leg for ten million dollars?
  • Neil: Andrew, you can shoot me and then when my leg heals we can buy another car and new Exy racquets
  • Andrew: If I shoot you twice, one in each leg, then we’ll have twenty million dollars.
  • Neil: Good thinking. Fuck the system.

anonymous asked:

Can you do 87 and 83 with theo reaken. Have a nice day!

Theo Raeken - “She is in the car and won’t stop crying”

“Good, you’re home!” Theo let out a relieved sigh when you opened the door and you raised your eyebrows when you noticed the pearls of sweat covering his forehead. “I have a problem and I really hope you can help me, because I’m afraid I won’t be able to control myself any longer if you can’t.”

You cocked your head and crossed your arms over your chest. You had seen Theo stressed before. You had maybe even seen a hint of panic in his eyes before. But you had never seen him like this before. “Why don’t you come in for a cup of tea so you can tell me what’s going on while you calm down?” You opened the door a little wider, but Theo shook his head.

“I can’t come in.” He looked over his shoulder at his expensive looking car, without a doubt stolen from someone who had more than enough money to buy a new one. “For some reason someone thought it was a good idea to let me watch their baby.” He rolled his eyes and you bit your lip to prevent yourself from laughing out loud. “She is in the car and won’t stop crying and I have no idea what to do!” He shook his head and he placed his hands on your shoulders, his hold was strong enough to bruise your delicate skin. “Help me not to kill her, please?”

You knew that for Theo this was a serious problem, you knew that laughing would probably only make it worse, but you just couldn’t help it. The moment you opened your mouth a giggle escaped your lips. “I’m sorry, it’s not funny and I know, but somehow…”

“Somehow it’s funny anyway.” Theo stepped back and he shifted his weight from one leg to the other. “Are you gonna help me or not?”

“Of course I’m gonna help you, don’t worry.” You brushed his shoulder while you walked past him and the smile on your face brightened when you noticed the cutest baby girl ever in the back of his car. “How long ago did she get a new diaper?”

“How am I supposed to know that?” Theo lifted his hands up and widened his eyes. “Don’t look at me. I’m just looking after her for a day or so.”

“A day or so?” You frowned your eyebrows. “How long ago did they ask you to watch her?” You opened the door of the car and carefully you lifted the little girl up.

She was surrounded by a horrible smell and her cheeks and eyes were red and swollen from crying.

“How long is she crying already?” You looked at Theo while you closed the door behind you and walked back towards your front door. “Did you get a bag with stuff for her?”

Theo took a deep breath. “Yes, I got a bag with stuff for her. She’s been crying for over an hour already and I’m looking after her since this morning, why?”

You rolled your eyes and let out a deep sigh. “Theo, it’s four pm! Of course the girl is crying! What did you expect? She’s hungry, she needs a new diaper and she probably needs sleep too.” You pressed the little girl tighter to your chest. “Go get that bag. I’m sure there will be diapers and food in there and I promise that after she got a new diaper and some food she’ll stop crying and fall asleep.”

“Hey! I already said that letting me look after a baby was a bad idea! You can’t blame me for not knowing all of that!” He hurried to the car to get the bag and when he came back you had already emptied and cleaned the table with one hand. “Why do you think I came to you?”

“I don’t know.” You curled your lips up into a smile while you took the bag from him and searched for a blanket or something. “I didn’t know you were seeing me as some mother figure.” You placed the blanket on the table and then you carefully put the baby girl down. “Why am I the first one to cross your mind when you have a baby problem, Theo?”

“How should I know that?” Theo spoke softly and he scratched the back of his neck. “I just thought of you.” He licked his lips and bent his head. “Maybe because I always do.”

You curled your lips up into a smile while you started to undress the little girl on your table. “I think I like that.” You looked up at him to exchange a short glance. “Let’s talk about that when we’ve got this one happy again, shall we?”

“Yes, please, make that crying stop first.”

“I’m already working on it.”

anonymous asked:

Hi! My room, it’s kinda tiny, but I’m putting in my full sized bed and a bedside table, maybe a desk. The closet is split into two doors but connects on the inside of the closet, it’s an old house with weird quirks like that. But I was thinking, there’s one window and a white ceiling fan, its all white and has thin brown wood molding, the carpet is blue. Ideas on how to decorate it or where to place things? The window also has a little ledge where I was thinking of putting plants?! Pant/color?

Oh for sure. So many plants. 

Color scheme wise, I think you’re looking at a blue, yellow, and white color scheme. I’m suggesting yellow because blue and white on their own can be a little yawn. If you’re not a fan of yellow, I suggest gold or silver. Just substitute those in below whenever I mention yellow.

1. I like this closet. Very cool. The extra door space means that you can store lots of small things on the back of these doors. I recommend getting an organizer like this one, a full length mirror, or even something like this. That’s a rather excessive example, but you get my drift.

2. If you’re comfortable with some DIY, I recommend painting those doors yellow to really help them stand out against the wall.

3. Small space = hanging plants. Get some ceiling hooks. One window means that you probably won’t get much sunlight. Here’s a list of hard to kill indoor plants:

4. Speaking of this window, I recommend keeping it as uncovered as possible because it’s your only source of natural light in the room. Instead of curtains, get light filtering blinds. That way, even when the window’s covered, you’re still getting some light in. You may also need to invest in this.

5. Because you’re low on space, I’d recommend skipping the bedside table and just getting a desk. In terms of the color of the desk, it may be worthwhile to just paint it yourself. If that’s too time-consuming, getting something white with large metal knobs and lots of drawers.

6. Normally I’d recommend the de-cluttered look for your desk surface, but in your case I’d go for a “controlled chaos” sort of look. Lots of potted plants, books with colorful bindings, any sort of austere looking statues/glass containers/incense holders. Organize them so that they look appealing from all angles of the room.

7. Find some cool plant-related posters and hang them in between the two closet doors. Get them black frames. If you can’t find any plant posters, I’d recommend posters that are diagrams of something. Maps, illustrations of different animals or foods, or something architectural. 

8. Get yourself some floating wall shelves to go above your bed area. These can sub in for the bedside table as storage. 

9. I’d recommend a cool LED lamp like this one for your desk area. This is purely for aesthetic reasons. Use your overhead lights as your main light source.

10. Keep your closet space as clean and tidy as possible. Buy lots of clothing hangers and use them! Plastic are the best ones! Keep this space clear so that someone could walk in one door and out the other without being blocked by random boxes. Store extra seating for guests in there. 

Also please send me pictures if you make any of these changes! No one has sent me any decor pictures yet. Ya’ll. Let’s get it on!


On the phone: “Why would he want me in his life? I don’t even want me in my life.”


Someone with wine in her belly: “If you love me and don’t let it show, please don’t love me at all. I won’t allow you to hurt the same way I do.”

A guy in New Orleans: “I do.”

A loved one: “I told him if he wanted to go now, he would have to go alone.”

An echo: I knew the tears would spill the moment I spoke up.

I spoke up.

A whisper: “Fuck you.”

In January, I learn that no boy can ever break my heart.

You, in January: “How sad. The things I told you last Summer have blossomed into lies.”

January confessed: You haven’t really lived if you’ve never ridden a bus home with a broken heart.


Someone walks by.
Smells like he’s been in the car too long.

Sped down the road, tried
to keep as much distance
between self and the past.

Says: I wish I knew how to love myself.
Won’t life be easier that way?



Originally posted by pabospoiler

A/N: a shower thought that sucked bc i ran out of insp while i was writing this

  • You and Hoshi have been together for a year now
  • that whole year was great honestly
  • bc y’all like to prank eachother a lot

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David: *to Javi* change your shirt

Javi: *in one of his baseball jerseys like always* bruh first of all I look good in this shirt second of all I look good in this shirt and third of all I look good in this shirt so don’t tell me I don’t look good in this shirt-

Elsie Fest Tickets

I bought 2 tickets to Elsie Fest (Broadway Version of Coachella up in New York) months ago and sadly I can no longer go. I sold one the other day and still have one left. If anyone would like to buy it from me or knows anyone who would please let me know. I have 1 bleacher ticket (they are sold out).

Please I’m very upset about not being able to go and want someone to enjoy the tickets for me.

I’m also willing to negotiate the price so don’t be scared

What’s in a name?

You know what really bothers me about Frozen Teardrop? (aside from the obvious, that is)

How come they went through all that trouble to come up with a bunch of new characters no one gives a shit about, but they were too negligent to give the protagonist a name? His real name, that is. And please don’t tell me it’s Odin Jr. because I don’t buy that. He doesn’t even know Lowe was his father, right? (I’mma feel real stupid when/if someone corrects me on this one. I haven’t read FT start to finish… ^^;)

As far as I can tell from skimming through FT, Heero Yuy is a codename and his real name is never mentioned. And that’s just lazy! When his mother (who was given a name, BTW!) calls him, it just says “–chan!” or whatever. So I’m asking: “-chan” who?

He isn’t The Doctor! He isn’t some kind of “He-who-must-not-be-named”! If you want to give him a backstory, give him a fucking name! What? You’re too afraid that the fans won’t like it? Never stopped you from writing all the other crap FT has to offer. So - why didn’t you name him?

I headcanoned a name for him years ago. I even accepted the “Clark” surname once FT was out (even though it’s too Clark Kent for my taste…). So in my mind, he was born under the name Seiki Clark. Why? Because the sky is high. I like the name Seiki. It has a nice ring to it and it also means “star and beginning” in one of the popular spellings. Also, I think Aoi wanted him to take her husband’s surname rather than his real father - whose identity she hid from her son.

Now the question is whether Heero is aware of his real name or not. According to the Episode Zero manga, which was supposed to be canon and even make it into the anime, Heero can’t recall his identity. But according to Frozen Teardrop, and also Glory of the Losers, he does, because he was 6 years old when he lost his mother and stepfather. I for one would like to believe that he’s aware of his birth name. I also believe that he will never go by that name again.

Why am I rambling about it all of a sudden? Just this fic idea I’ve been toying with for a few nights now. It’s been keeping me up at night. ^^;

So, any thoughts, you guys?  

I know I’m still 8 months behind but I remember when A Crack in the Ice came out and I saw someone who had cute Mini Aurene and I wanted it so badly! (´▽`人)♡
Kudzu took all of my 2016 GW2 time and I’m still not done catching up, but Mini Aurene is quite a milestone for me!


Hey y'all!! It’s summertime, which means it’s time to bust out the commissions!

Feel free to message me on here or email me if you have any questions or if you’re interested in a commission!! And if you can’t buy, please consider reblogging so someone who can buy something can see this!

Thank you!!

anonymous asked:

Hello Emma, urgent question here and I need to consult the almighty !! So my dilemma is that I'm starting Year 10 in Jan 2018 and I want to have a nice, fresh start since Year 10 and 11 are very crucial years for the IGCSE. Because of how I want to feel brand-new for next year, I'm wondering if I should purchase all my textbooks as new ones OR buy a few from my senior at a cheaper price. I've been thinking through these options for a hell of a time already and it's really bothering me!

Hey!! I personally prefer new textbooks since they aren’t damaged and you can make your own notes in them or decorate as you please, rather than working around someone else’s notes. I feel you’re probably going to appreciate new books more in a “I’m now motivated, ready for a fresh start” kind of way. Also, it is always worth noting if your books are new editions each year. That is obviously a reason to consider new ones! My sister had a friend who never opened his textbook so she was lucky to get a cheaper yet still brand new one!! If you know someone who has taken care of their books, then you should consider them though xx

anonymous asked:

I'm moving to Japan next year and I'm going to be a big part of my Japanese boyfriends very traditional family. They told me to make sure I have all the kimono needed for: formal events, everyday kimono, summer wear, tea ceremony wear. What kimono would I need for all these? Please help me :)

That is an absolutely huge demand to put onto someone! It’s one thing to have some prepared for formal events, but there’s barely any Japanese people who wear kimono on a daily basis anymore, so you’re going to need an incredibly large sum of money and someone to teach you how to wear things properly. I highly suggest buying most of your kimono used to begin with as the cost to buy everything new is beyond reach of almost anyone and most kimono that are sold second hand are practically new anyway. So, for a “quick” breakdown you’ll need:

-1 Houmongi for formal wear
-1 Tsukesage for formal/semi-formal wear
-1 Iromuji for semi-formal wear
-10 Komon for everyday wear
-1 Ro/sha houmongi/tsukesage for the summer
-1 Ro/sha iromuji for the summer
-3 Ro/sha komon for the summer
-1 Yukata for the summer
-1 Silk juban for formal wear
-2 Washable polyester juban for everyday wear
-2 Washable polyester juban for the summer

-1 Maru obi (optional) for formal wear
-5 Fukuro obi for formal/semi-formal wear
-5 Nagoya obi for semi-formal/casual wear
-1 Ro/sha fukuro obi for the summer
-2 Ro/sha nagoya obi for the summer
-1 Hanhaba obi for yukata

-5 Obijime
-5 Obiage
-2 Obi makura
-2 Obi ita
-1 Korin belt
-2 Datejime
-10 Koshihimo
-2 Ro/sha obijime for the summer
-2 Ro/sha obiage for the summer
-3 Pairs of tabi
-A nice obidome 

You may have noticed that I didn’t specify a formal juban for summer, and that’s because you can wear one of your non-formal ones with formal wear. Try to go for a pink one and a white one so that you can match almost anything.

As for obtaining these items, you can either buy them before you arrive via online stores or buy them in Japan. If you’re going with the latter then I suggest going to shrine sales, which are massive, flea market-like events that are put on once a month at local shrines (almost every shrine has these).

Miss Fisher’s Bookshelf, part 9: The Fics We Missed

Wow, fandom - there are LOTS of fics that we missed, obviously! Some of these came in via private message, some came as replies to a previous Bookshelf post, and some came in via Slack chat (and it’s possible that we added a few more ourselves, but who’s counting, right?). I just hope we captured them all! If we missed yours - or you didn’t get around to sending them - please let us know or just reblog. Let’s share all the fic love!

We’ve compiled two lists from what you all sent us: new fics to the Bookshelf and ones that had already been listed. But who doesn’t have those books that you’ll buy from a used bookstore just so that it doesn’t languish on the shelf by itself? No? Just me? *cough* Moving on.

We’ve even collected a couple of rec lists we found on Tumblr if you want to start with someone else’s bookshelf! None of these lists are in any particular order, so feel free to cherry-pick in whichever way you like (want to read the smutty ones first? All about a specific writer? We won’t judge!). Thank you all for coming along on this adventure with us - this fandom is the absolute best!

Recs from Tumblr Readers

Little Moments by theblue-swallow (and the Lilyverse series). This story is changed to a random set of one shots from my AU. “The Dinner” being the first. Time frames may change from chapter to chapter. (Rated T)

Kick Off by Sassasam. They stayed for the match from kick off to conclusion but neither of them had sport of that nature on their minds. (Rated M)

Twenty Questions by Sassasam. Phryne and Jack’s first time together proves to be an interrogation as much as it is an assignation. (Rated E)

The Search by Sassasam. Takes place during the events of Murder a la Mode. At the House of Fleuri Jack must search Phryne for the missing Aubergine pearls. (Rated T)

Days of Jade, Nights of Onyx by Elliott Silver. A pastiche of scenes from Jack and Phryne’s newest joint venture. Where there is an ending, there is also a beginning. (Rated M)

You Always Surprise Me Don’t Ever Stop (collection) by RakishAngle (afterdinnerminx). Three works. (Rated variously)

A Lack of Pretense by mardia. He leans into her hand, and murmurs, “So you found me. Thought you would.” Phryne’s throat is too tight for her to speak at first, but she eventually manages to smile. “Yes. Of course I did.” (Rated T)

Inappropriate by PromisesArePieCrust. Liquor-loosened tongues. Season 2. And alternate ending. (Rated M)

Speechless by PromisesArePieCrust. A short break from City that Works this week for some fluffflufffluff, romanceromanceromance, with my favorite trope of all time, kissing in the rain. (Rated T)

A Grown Man by LadyRoxie. Jack’s had a rough day… Kissing Miss Fisher was just the start. (Rated E)

The Unexpected Perks of Knotting a Tie by xfphile. He really, *really* needed to start thinking things through before he opened his mouth. (Rated E)

The Next Morning by pulpriter. “And then what happens?” pulpriter’s feeling puckish–and so are Jack and Phryne. (Not rated)

Interpretation by pulpriter. Filling in the blanks for Jack. (Not rated)

Authenticity by Fire_Sign. A smutty, drabbley ficlet for the first PFF. (Rated M)

Just This Once by leafingbookstea. The twin brother I created on Tumblr gets his story - ONE TIME ONLY (Not rated)

Dance Me to the End of Love by leafingbookstea. Phryne and Jack and one last dance. (Rated T)

Too Wise to Woo Peaceably by flashofthefuse. After Phryne left for England, Jack did not follow, but attempted to woo her from a distance with unsatisfactory results. Phryne returns to Melbourne and the two of them stumble as they work to reestablish their connection, with some assistance from well meaning friends. (Rated M)

Strange Capers by Fire_Sign. Two years ago, Phryne Fisher returned her father to England; Jack hasn’t seen her since. At least until he arrives at his latest crime scene and spies a very familiar figure crouching over the body… (Rated M)

Angles and Positions by Dispatch22705. 25 drabbles, one posted each day from now until Christmas. Sexy Jack and Phryne times, each one 100 words and featuring a different angle or position. (Rated E)

The Betrayal of Memory by TheHonorableMrsMcCarthy. Set after the events of Cocaine Blues. Jack is at home processing his day. (Rated M)

We’ll Build Our Alter Here by youspeakmysoul. Jack was ignoring her, surely he would see that breaking and entering was her only viable option. (Rated E)

When His Pants Begin to Go by missingMelbs. Jack is here to do some gardening. Phryne is drooling. Fate intervenes. (Rated T)

Mock Turtle by jasbo. Phryne sipped her cocktail and scanned the room, wondering how long it would be before she could leave. She would say this for literary parties: the alcohol was excellent. (Rated Gen)

The Green-Eyed Monster by PhrancesP. Phryne feels a bit inadequate compared to St. Kilda’s voluptuous new widow. (Not Rated)

What the Water Gave Me by missrainydays. Surrendering was not something that Detective Inspector Jack Robinson was accustomed to doing, but the ocean made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. (Rated T)

The Messenger by girldetective. The mark was placed with calculated precision. Low enough on the neck that the bearer would think it hidden by his collared shirt, high enough that it would be revealed when he turned his head to beckon the waiter. (Rated T)

A Moment in Queenscliff by Sassasam. A single moment told from two different but strangely similar points of view. (Rated T)

Wise Gifts by Blacksquirrel. If you love something set it free. If it comes back it’s yours. If not, it was never meant to be. (Rated E)

The Female Gaze by Sarahtoo. Five times Jack Robinson was caught in the shower and one time he acted on it. (Rated E)

Then the Sky Will Seem More Blue by meldanya. During World War II, Dot and her family start a new project. (Rated T)

He Calls Her Beautiful by LadyRoxie. He calls her many things when she is Miss Fisher. (Not rated)

An Abbotsford Man by Sarahtoo. Phryne and Dot bring refreshments to a pick-up footy game. (Rated T)

500 Words You Should Know: 422. Rubenesque by JackPhryne4eva. Dottie undresses on her wedding night. (Rated T)

Chaff and Grain Together by gaslightgallows. Even the most amazing and wonderful of detectives can be laid low by a cold. (Rated G)

Undercover Escort by PlayfulMay. Jack goes undercover as an escort to the persuasive Miss Fisher. (Rated M)

Sweltering by Collingwoodgirl. Melbourne is suffocating under a heat wave. Phryne uses the Inspector’s weakened state to her advantage. (Rated M)

And I Do Lift My Aching Arms to You by gaslightgallows. A simple diversionary tactic turns into something a little more involved, when an undercover Phryne and Jack have to allay the suspicions of their fellow party-goers. (Rated E)

The Worrying Kind by whopooh. Jack Robinson is a worrier and Phryne Fisher hasn’t appeared in his minimal office for more than ten days. What has happened? Why does Dot Williams seem to feel guilty about it? And does innocent Hugh understand more than people give him credit for? Part of The SmitCoin Challenge. (Rated G)

A Bed for My Friends by gaslightgallows. Jack sits down to breakfast with one of Phryne’s lovers. Or rather, several of them. (Rated T)

To See Each Other Whole Against the Sky by Sassasam. Someone is sending Phryne Fisher gifts. It is a mystery she wants to solve as soon as possible. (Rated E)

Not (yet?) completed: Coded Expressions by Sarahtoo; Addicted by Dispatch22705; Jessa Called Jay by Elliott Silver; Paint Chips by divingbell; Phracking Fridays by PromisesArePieCrust; When in Rome by satin_swallow; Marked by Fire_Sign.

Had to Get a Second Copy

(Or: recs that were already on the Bookshelf)

Finally by Evendale. What if Aunt Prudence had not interrupted that fateful moment in episode 12? An exploration of Jack and Phryne’s relationship, mostly bedroom-related :) Each chapter has a different theme, so they can be read more or less separately. (Rated E)

Death at the Warrny by Miss_Lilian. Jack gets the thighs out… in the line of duty, of course! (Rated T)

The Wager by soupsouffle. Jack makes a wager with Phryne. Fluffy, smutty romping ensues. (Rated E)

The Cream in My Coffee by Sassasam. Modern AU; Cafe 1928 is the hippest dining destination in Melbourne, but when Phryne Fisher moves in across the road, things will never be the same again. (Rated E)

City that Works by PromisesArePieCrust. Modern AU with role reversal. Set in Chicago. (Rated M)

Ulumbarra by Idolatrous. Phryne is receiving death threats, and Jack does what it takes to keep her safe. (Rated M)

Lucifers to Light by gaslightgallows. Bert intercepts Jack at the engagement party in “Murder in the Dark” before Phryne does. (Rated E)

I Ask No Man Pardon by TheHonorableMrsMcCarthy. An unexpected friendship between Rosie and Phryne forms, which leads to an unexpected journey of personal discovery. (Rated E)

You Asked For It by gaslightgallows. 400 drabbles strong and still going, every pairing you’ve ever thought of, and some you’d never guess. (Rated M overall, but many are Gen/T level)

But Not Out of Mind and its sequel Kiss of Death: A Sydney Interlude by Francophilly. Phryne and Jack have gone their separate ways, but what happens when they’re out of sight? (Rated M)

A Series of Optical Illusions by Fahye. Miss Phryne Fisher sets a trap, throws a party, and reconciles her differences. (Rated M)

The God Abandons Antony by counterfog. At its base, this is about Jack and Phryne’s first time. But it’s more than that. (Rated E)

Under a London Sky by theblue_swallow. She breathed in sharply when she saw him and she immediately felt her heart rate quicken. She gripped her bag tighter, forcing herself to calm down. She was a grown woman. She had had enough men to be calm about this, mature about this. (Rated M)

A Glass Splinter (aka SuperAngst) by Fire_Sign. What if Henry Fisher hadn’t inherited the barony? (Rated M)

There Are Bluebirds Over by Sassasam. It’s 1940, and Phryne and Jack meet again during WWII. (Rated M)

The Gift by Heavyheadedgal. Mr. Butler prepares for Miss Fisher’s return. (Rated Gen)

They Tell A Story by TheEyeOfTheOncomingStorm. Inspired by Illusion of Freedom by Yeoyou. Soulmate AU. Jack’s POV.  (Rated T)

All Sorrows Are Less With Bread by Sarahtoo. Concetta finds her happy ending. (Rated E)

The Melody Lingers On by meldanya. Jack and Phryne’s marriage has crumbled. Can they put it back together? (Rated M)

Fighting Vainly the Old Ennui by Fahye. In which Inspector Jack Robinson is having a fairly uneventful year, divorce notwithstanding, until he acquires a lady doctor for a drinking buddy and receives a series of flirtatious notes from a jewel thief. (Rated T)

Other Tumblr Rec Lists

Recommendations by: @reibenpat, @balticprincess, @quiltingmom, @jojogaldi, @babsmd, @221aubrina, @flashofthefuse, @ladygrayluvs, @michele02132, @bill0014@olderbynow​, @bumblemama

Earlier posts in the Miss Fisher’s Bookshelf series:

Part 1: Collections and Series

Part 2: Tropes and Genres I

Part 3: Tropes and Genres II

Part 4: Alternate Universes and Outside of Canon

Part 5: Secondary Characters and Relationships - Queer Friendly

Part 6: Phrack I

Part 7: Phrack II

Part 8: Smut

There’s a post on Firesign23’s blog and one on mine where we’ve archived all of these too, in case you feel the need to go back to them! Happy reading, everyone!

Lots of love from the original Bookshelf gang: @whopooh​ @omgimsarahtoo​ @firesign23​ @whilenotwritingmyphd​ @kanste​ @jasbeaux​ @thehonorablemrsmccarthy​ @afterdinnerminx​ @gaslightgallows​ @heavyheadedgal​ @jackphryne4eva​ @jeneenp​ @meldanya44​ @mollidraws

I Love You, Man (Part 4/?) (Avengers/MCU cast x reader)

Okay, so maybe a few more of this one…

Part 3

Getting the Avengers together as a group in any idea of organization or timeliness was a battle that you had finally given up on after years of struggle.  It just wasn’t worth it anymore.  Even if you told them that departure was hours before it was really scheduled, you somehow still ended up being late to everything.  

“You guys, this is like herding cats, I swear.  How is it so frustratingly impossible for a group as coordinated as you all, to get onto a plane at the same time?  If this were a mission you’d be gone already.”

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Y/F/F/N - Your fake friend’s name


This was honestly one of the worst ideas you’ve ever had. Usually, you were a generous person, but Y/F/F/N was driving you crazy with her inappropriate comments directed towards your boyfriend.

“Yes, daddy! Fuck me up!” She screeched, waving when Harry walked over to your side of the stage. 

“Dude, don’t say that, c’mon.” You nudged her side and she smacked your hand away, jumping up and down on her heels. “Bitch.” 

“Oh my god! I love this song!” She gasped, starting to move her hips and wave her arms around, looking more idiotic than sexy. Harry smiled at you when you pouted at him, crossing your arms. “Fuck, did he see me? Did he wave at me? Harry! Harry! I’m over here! I’m her-” Suddenly, Y/F/F/N tumbled to the ground as quick as a flash, and you blinked twice to make sure that actually happened. All you were focused on was the fact that Harry was cracking up, a big grin on his face. You couldn’t help but let a couple chortles come out before bending down to help her off the ground. 

“Are you.. okay?” You snickered, pulling her back up on her feet. It turns out one of the heels on her precious Louboutins had snapped out from her jumping up and down too much. 

“Yeah, yeah.” She huffed, pulling away from your grasp. “God, don’t touch me.”

Now, Harry didn’t really like it when people treated his girlfriend with disrespect – so, obviously, he had to say something. 

“Calm down, will you? You can always get daddy to buy a new pair for you.” He hissed, flipping a curl over his shoulder. “Can someone escort her out please?” 


gif isn’t mine :-)

Hey, I’m an EMT student in college right now, and due to the stress of school as well as struggles with my own mental health I only work part time on the weekends. Because of this living expenses are getting too much for me and my student debt is becoming overwhelming. I’m trying to get ahead by selling some of my stuff that I don’t use anymore and my guitar is one of those things. It’s a fender acoustic guitar that has been signed by The Maine and still in really good condition with new strings. I’m wiling to ship it anywhere in Canada or the US just to keep shipping easier. I was hoping to get anywhere from $600-$400 but that will depend on how much shipping will cost.

If anyone is interested in buying it, please message me for details. If you’re not interested in buy my guitar, please share this post. I am really in a bad place right now and finding someone who can buy this would really help me out. I’m really uncomfortable asking people for money and I don’t want anyone to think that I’m asking for handouts, but if anyone is willing and able to donate to my PayPal, I’d love it if you could message me. Anything helps and I’d really appreciate it.

Thank you for helping me out guys. Please message me if you have any questions!

some things i want in a new animal crossing

i’ve been working on this list since around may i think so it is probably time to post it! also feel free to add more!!

  • console as well as 3ds (i just like my handhelds)
  • all sorts of flowers, mostly similar to the pink and blue cosmos from population growing (and pleeease add pink pansies!)
  • new music is swell but i really want the ability to switch between past musics from all the games
  • all the villagers!!!!! yes new ones should still be added but i’d looove for older villagers
  • bigger maps, new pwps, inclusion of garden projects (like the bushes in population growing, it’d be nice to run through them because that’s so neat i love them!) and the topiaries could be included here, max cap on regular pwps maybe stay 30 but have at least 10 slots in addition to that for the garden projects
  • bakeries/cafes/etc. because who doesn’t like a bit of interaction???
  • clothing and umbrellas from population growing also!!!!!!!!!!! there are so many different things and idk what they are but they’re super cool
  • you remember the meteor showers from pg? yep, i want some of those kinds of events because it was so nice
  • the ability to create other kinds of clothes, i.e. shoes, pants, shorts, skirts, etc.
  • more hairstyles + colors (same w/ eyes)
  • more personality for villagers. i don’t mean new types (snooty, peppy, lazy, etc.) but, like, have you played/watched others play pg? sure there were some mean ones but a lot of the same types of villagers were so different and didn’t constantly repeat the same few sets of dialogue
  • the ability to change names/town names/faces at will (it’d be fine to make us pay a fee, but most good games as of late let us change how we are!)
  • here’s another thing from pg  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you know you can plant trees diagonal to other trees and rocks? as in they touch? yeah that’d be cool. also trees can touch the dang border!
  • i’d kinda like more to do on the island. it’s fun and all tbh but it’d also be neat to have a villager or a couple on it, like pg (cue laugh track)
  • villagers falling asleep outside again!!
  • more colors for palettes as well as choosing colors on like a wheel?
  • tbh i preferred the cherry blossom trees in the past games. now they’re too bright and don’t look like them from what i’ve seen
  • i want returned those letters villagers show you from those anonymous sources because they were so cool!!!
  • i’d like to be able to ask to do favors again for villagers (preferably a second option instead of first to make it easier to talk to them)
  • while stacking fruit isn’t a hassle, auto-stack would be good too!
  • i’m one of those people who miss the ball tbh
  • also coconuts washing up on shore was nice. ik it’s easy to get them but still… it was a nice aesthetic or whatever
  • bring wisp back!!!!!!
  • make beautiful town a built-in asset like how it was in pg. you didn’t need to water flowers which was handy! or at least let us have 2 ordinances. idrm having one but still 2 sounds nice
  • i miss northern waterfalls and the island/3rd section of land!!
  • c o n s t e l l a t i o n s !!
  • all that lovely, lovely pattern space per person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • less “take a break!!!”
  • light intensity (maybe i want my room tinted lightly pink or maybe i want it blindingly pink)
  • the other characters on the file walking around sometimes (and an option to turn them off/on in case you don’t want that)
  • lighter rainbows like in wild world!
  • destroy balloon furniture bring back random furniture from balloons!!!
  • more species and more colorful ones too!! or variations; drago is an alligator however his variation is very different from a gator which makes him super neat
  • i wanna be able to give freebies to more than just my uchis
  • maybe some kind of interaction between it and new leaf?? idk how exactly in the event more is released for the new game but still a certain level of interaction would be greatly appreciated!!
  • being able to choose the locations of the doors would be nice, same with moving/removing windows (*tips hat to you, hhd*)
  • ahhh messages in bottles again!!!
  • maybe you should be able to send mail to your friends or best friends over wifi!
  • have a chat log when you’re wifi-ing, it can get hard to keep in conversation especially when you enter/leave rooms or buildings because it just disappears
  • if anything like the hhn exists, please don’t let projects get deleted so soon. it’s ridiculous that i have 0 projects up when i’ve posted many… (sorry, this one’s personal)
  • return of waterfall rainbows!!
  • maybe we should be able to choose our appearance from the start like in hhd however still have conversation with rover (or whomever) that kind of shapes our personality in game. what i mean is have options that are nice or rude that will impact how the villagers first perceive us (with the ability to change that, if necessary)
  • in addition to the above, i already mentioned being able to change appearance at will, but it’d be no fun if harriet wasn’t there to fix our hair!
  • allow me to save on the island please :+( i get it about club tortimer but it’s my island!
  • speaking of islands, i’d like the flag to return, and maybe even a new tune for it :0 idk it’d be cute and separate the island from the town
  • we have 3 drawer slots with 10 spaces per 6 pages. 6x3=18x10=180. how about 3 drawer slots with 10 spaces per 10 pages? 3x10=30x10=300! that’s a lot more space and seems manageable as well! (plus some of my charas love clothes)
  • frillard should show up occasionally! that’d be neat :’D
  • idk much about serena but still, i’d like to have her in it too. i feel bad when npcs/villagers are removed :(
  • idr if i mentioned this but 15 villager limit was pretty good to me in population growing because it gave me more villagers to talk to and get to know!
  • if i wanna give someone bells i don’t want to shell them out on the ground, let me use the bank please…
  • a little bit longer town tune might be beneficial too
  • i want to opt into more festivals like the bean throwing one!! even if it’s called japanese demon banishing day or whatever i just want them omg
  • if i say i don’t need an explanation on this tool or wrapping paper, please don’t ask every time i buy the same thing
  • i want ables backstory again :+(
  • some kind of circle pad pro/new 3ds button support
  • more of a camera look outside (like to the right or left, switching from the front to normal, or even free roam?????)
  • i kiiinda miss ridges at the ocean, i think there should be some here and there maybe
  • amiibo support!!! :0
  • like what IF there is a location in the town dedicated to cliffs? in population growing and city folk the cliffs existed but instead of it being half the town, it’d be just so cool…
  • speaking of cliffs, in hhd we see short cliffs with flowers, trees, bushes, etc. it’d be really neat if those existed and we could plant them! remember the plant pwps i mentioned way up there? what if those small cliffs were part of that?
  • wild world’s colors were so nice… did i already mention this?
  • the ability to add/move/remove rocks!
  • i wanna change the angles of the pwps too
  • some of the partitions should take up only ½ space
  • maybe add a category for flowers so we can wear them when we have wigs on and/or glasses!
  • i’d also like different kinds of cliffs like in city folk because there were so many different kinds that made towns look unique!
  • i want to be able to put the perpetual blush on more than the regular circle eyes (i hope this makes sense)
  • i wanna be able to put stuff on top of paths so maybe having a path-laying mode where you can place/remove paths and then regular mode where you don’t accidentally kick the path away (idk just think of hhd)
  • wall shelves nsdaifjkndskfj

mylifeasateenageintrovert  asked:

Please tell me a story. This is the first time I messaged someone first, so sorry if this is a bit weird.😬

so, every year my school takes us on 3 seminars where we go somewhere and learn something. Last year, my final seminar was the one everyone wanted to go on because we get to go to New Mexico(we live in Colorado so its not that far) So its goin pretty well, they would let us loose so we could take pics since it was a photography seminar and we could buy shit with the cash we brought. Well, on the 2nd to last day, we’re going to some photography museum, and we finally get to leave after about 3-4 hours. The first thing we see when we get out is a bunch of cops, and were all going “the hell happened over here?” So we start walking to our van which was atthe edge of the parking lot, when one of the cops stops our teacher and asks if the white van was ours. We say yeah and then they show us that someone busted the window and broke the passenger door. Were all initially freaked out until the cops let us see what they stole so they could make a case or whatever. In total this is everything they stole: 4 bottles of gatorade, my friend Grants art notebook and backpack(the art notebook was open to a picture he drew of Yaoi Trump), the backpack of the kid everyone hated(his phone was in it because he didnt turn it in to the teachers like he was suppose to) and my friend Theo M.’s lunch. This turned out a lot longer than I thought but damn that was a fun seminar

BTS when they borrow sth from you but break/lose it

Please have a nice weekend, everyone! Even if it’s hard, you’re not alone and we can all make it :* Gif credit as always to the rightful creators and owners (see the urls right under the gifs~~~)

Lots and lots of love to my dear A.R.M.Y. and BTS sends Al eonni :***

PS: We’re no longer at 666 follwers :’) Some of you left but I’m grateful for everyone who’s staying <3 

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Him: “Honey, I’m so sorry but ….. I broke the sunglasses I borrowed from you when we went to Dubai. I went to a shop but they said it can’t be repaired”

You: “Oh…oh but that’s okay, oppa. They were old anyways. I bought them when I was still in high school, it’s time I get something more fashionable~”

Him: “You’re way to nice, do you know that? You’re not even getting angry at me when you should. Let me buy you new ones, okay? Really pretty ones for my really pretty girlfriend~”

Originally posted by syuba-inu


Him: “Oh no….no no no. I think I lost _____’s Japanese dictionary when we left the airport. It was her lucky charm from high school…shit…. I’ll call the airport, maybe someone found it already and gave it to them”

Originally posted by sugagifs

Him: “Baby, I’m the worst boyfriend ever and I can totally understand if you get disappointed and mad at me. I lost your Japanese dictionary at the airport, not even the staff could find it. I wish I could make it up to you but I know I can’t. Please forgive the stupid me”

Originally posted by ygnj

Rap Monster

Him: “_______, here’s your Macklemore CD, I’m so -”

You: “Huh? What happened to the case? Did you break it?”

Him: “I’m so sorry, really. I broke it when it fell to the floor. I’m clumsy like that. I’ll never ask you to lend me anything again, I’m sorry”

You: “Don’t be stupid, it really doesn’t matter. Did you like the CD though? It’s nice, isn’t it?”

Him: “[gif]”

Originally posted by go2bedjungkook

J-Hope: oh god using this gif breaks my heart

Him: “[starts crying when he hands you over the broken guitar] ______-ah, I’m so sorry. So sorry. We were fooling around at the dorm when this happened. I’m - I know this was your fathers and it’s one of the last things you have of him and -”

You: “Shhh, don’t cry~~ It’s just the strings, see? That’s easy to repair. Please don’t cry. My Dad would have been happy to see you practising on it, I don’t even play. We’ll fix it right away and you can take it with you again~~”

Originally posted by oppaseokjinnie


Him: “_______-ah, something really really bad happened and it’s my fault. Please forgive me. I will do everything to make it up to you, I promise. Please just don’t send me away, I’m so sorry”

You: “Jimin-ah, don’t be like this~ Just tell me what happened, I’m sure it wasn’t that bad.”

Him: “I lost the manga I borrowed from you. The one signed by the mangaka. I took it to a music show and it was gone afterwards.”

You: “That’s okay, Jimin~ Don’t worry, I’m not mad or anything. Just be more careful next time~ And please stop thinking I’ll send you away one day. You’re breaking my heart if you think like this~”

Originally posted by suga-com


Him: “______, I’m so sorry, but I broke your spatula that you lent us for the dorm. I left it near the stove and then …. it melted! … really, it just melted”

You: “Taehyung-ah, couldn’t you imagine that it’d eventually melt? Where was Jin oppa at that time, huh? Maybe you guys should stay away from the kitchen before you burn down the dorm one day”

Him: “I was so…I never knew it could melt…really….but I bought you a new one and it looks just like the one before, don’t worry about it”

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby


Him: “Nuna ….. I’m so sorry but I think I lost the make-up kit I borrowed from you last time. I must have left it somewhere in the car and then it was gone”

You: “Don’t worry, it’s okay. Provided that…”

Him: “Provided that what? I’ll give you the money, promised~ I know that you saved money for it since it was a limited edition, I already brought some money to replace it, here~”

You: “Ha…I’ll be okay provided that you personally go and buy me a new one~”

Him: “Nuna? Are you kidding me right now? I’ll have to go to the ladies’ section and they’ll ask me whether it’s for my girlfriend and….it’s embarrassing”

You: “You shouldn’t have lost it then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ”

Originally posted by kkuks