someone asked for and ify one

anonymous asked:

we're having a small summer sale at my grocery store for patio furniture, tea coolers, picnic stuff, ect and I was thinking of buying one of the hammocks we had. woman call in late that night and asks if we still have them, there's one left and I tell her so bc I can get one from WM for a few dollars more anyway. THEN she starts cussing me, telling me I'd better put it away for her, she'll beat my ass ifI let someone buy it ect. Bitch you can kiss my ass while I lay in /MY/ BRAND NEW HAMMOCK