someone :) stop :) me :) pls :)

You’re sitting in the theatre. Everything is perfect. It’s accurate, it’s visually stunning, everyone is on point. It’s a perfect adaption. The title flies on screen.
Deep voice: Fullmetal Alchemist
Everyone in the theatre:(slightly different intonation) Fullmetal Alchemist.

dumb otayuri headcanons bc why not
  • Yuri will definitely Google “how to be a good best friend” (or something like that) BC OTABEK IS HIS FIRST FRIEND AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO MESS IT UP
  • Imagine if Otabek is allergic to cats??? but he takes a whole ton of stuff to keep Yuri happy (listen they live with at least 5 cats)
  • Yuri will either be an angsty teenager tm about his crush for Otabek and listen to sad stuff and rant to Victor about it and when Victor offers advice he immediately blocks him


  • He will stop everything and travel right away to confess his love LISTEN HE, AGE 15 WENT TO JAPAN ALONE OUTTA SPITE HE WILL DO THIS TOO and he’ll probably yell it in a public place and be angry about it bonus points if he kicks something while doing so extra bonus points if he accidentally hits otabek like yes FEEL THE INTENSITY OF MY LOVE
  • You know that amazing reaction we got outta Otabek when Victuuri announced their engagement? Otabek is probably being supportive although he probably doesn’t know what even is happening but he’s also internally screaming “IT TOOK ME YEARS TO BEFRIEND THIS BOY AND YOU INTERRUPT ME FOR AN ENGAGEMENT?” this is only a passing thought ofc bc Otabek is too pure
  • Otabek 100% spent nights thinking on how to approach Yuri at first, asking him to get on his motorcycle with him was somehow his best idea? smh
  • Since their first outing got so many attention I definitely see some candid pics of them years later when they’re holding hands and then you see the ones with Yuri alone and he’s shamelessly giving the finger or something tbh he’ll probably give the finger on the ones with Otabek too