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  • Annabeth:Will, you have to make him stop.
  • Will:No! He broke my bow
  • Annabeth:....
  • Annabeth:Will...Will you have to.
  • Will:No
  • Annabeth:He's driving the entire camp insane
  • Will:He shouldn't have broken my bow
  • Annabeth:I will buy you a new bow
  • Will:Hmm....No
  • Annabeth:...........
  • Will:..........
  • Percy:DROP IT LOCK IT POLKA DOT IT COUNTRIFY IT THEN HIP HOP IT - WILL I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU - PUT YOUR HAWK TO THE SKY AND MOVE SIDE TO SIDE, JUMP TO THE LEFT, STICK IT , GLIDE.
  • Piper:No
  • Piper:Fuck no
  • Piper:Fuck this shit.
  • Piper:*badass charmspeak activated*
  • Piper:Everybody calm the fuck down
  • Piper:Gaea, go the fuck back to sleep
  • Piper:Giants, fuck the fuck off
  • Piper:Gods, get your fucking act together
  • Piper:......
  • Piper:Oh, and Nico loves Percy.
  • Piper:Fuck, okay
  • Piper:Beauty Queen out