someday it will happen i swear

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get to know me meme: [2/5] films →The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) dir. Stephen Chbosky

I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are infinite.

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) dir. Stephen Chbosky

I don’t know if I will have the time to write any more letters because I might be too busy trying to participate. So if this does end up being the last letter, I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school, and you helped me. Even if you didn’t know what I was talking about or know someone who’s gone through it, you made me not feel alone. Because I know there are people who say all these things don’t happen. And there are people who forget what it’s like to be 16 when they turn 17. I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are infinite.

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I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are infinite.

Feel Good Comedy starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence, where two relatable but opposing women who are so totally not your average girls™ decide to take on a role typically associated with men. During their bawdy misadventures, they manage to construct a friendship based on their thick thighs and white feminism, many racist, ableist, homophobic, transphobic subplots play out as the white female audience laughs uncontrollably,
You will laugh, you will cry, you will chuckle at every unfeminine thing that this rowdy duo dare to attempt, you will mostly c r y

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I know there are people who say all these things don’t happen. And there are people who forget what it’s like to be 16 when they turn 17. I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And       you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world.
                                        And in this moment I swear, we are infinite.

Has anyone ever written an AU where Liam doesn’t die, but they do find out that dreamshade is a deadly poison and the Brothers Jones become pirates together?!???!

CLEARLY Liam was not squeaky clean with his morality so like… imagine it. Imagine Liam and Killian denouncing the crown together and swearing allegiance to only themselves, a concept that is COMPLETELY radical for these two boys who practically grew up as ship slaves then pledged loyalty to a king they’d thought was there to do good.

Captain Liam Jones and Quartermaster Killian Jones……….. 👀

Liam in pirate garb. Flowy shirts. Revealed chest just like Killian. Leather. Probably blue or green waistcoats as opposed to Killian’s reds and blacks.

Liam being PISSED AF on Killian’s behalf for what happened to Milah.

The Brothers Jones together in Neverland.

(IMAGINE THEM SOMEDAY MEETING LIAM II TOGETHER.)

idk if i need to add this to my masterlist au post

@lenfaz pls do you knoooowwww? you’re the brothers jones expert

Exo Reaction: Their Baby Learns Swear Word From Another Member

Kai:

“I knew this would happen someday”

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Xiumin:

*Tries to laugh it off*

Originally posted by xiuboyfruits

Baekhyun:

“Park Chanyeol. I will kill you in your sleep”

Originally posted by baekhyunsama

Suho:

*He’s trying to not whoop the members asses*

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Yixing:

“Don’t say that”

Originally posted by getlayd

Sehun:

*At Chanyeol* “Let me warm up my fingers to strangle you” 

Originally posted by kpopcloseup

Chen:

*Doesn’t know how to handle the situation*

Originally posted by drawien

D.O:

*Getting his weapon ready*

Originally posted by heyyplayboy

Chanyeol:

*Waiting for S/O to come home*

Originally posted by yeolhighness

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I don’t know if I will have the time to write any more letters because I might be too busy trying to participate. So if this does end up being the last letter, I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school, and you helped me. Even if you didn’t know what I was talking about or know someone who’s gone through it, you made me not feel alone. Because I know there are people who say all these things don’t happen. And there are people who forget what it’s like to be 16 when they turn 17. I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world.
                           And in this moment I swear, we are infinite.

glitter-lisp  asked:

Oh man how about, uh, Shatt home decorating headcanons. Who needs the throw pillows to match the rug? Who thinks that it's okay to rearrange the furniture just to hide where they accidentally kicked a hole in the wall? Have there been any serious arguments about whether they should go with "rice paper" or "chanterelle beige" when painting the kitchen?

Okay this is the best. I love ridiculous domestic headcanons with all my heart and soul. Let’s go:

Shiro is pragmatic to a fault. He’s an “if the sheets are black, I don’t have to wash them as often” kind of guy. He likes things to look tidy, but he has better things to spend time on than cleaning and decorating. He likes things that are sturdy and easy to clean. He doesn’t really bother with decorations unless they were gifted to him, and even then he frequently forgets to put them up (a corner of his closet is dedicated to “photos and posters I swear I’m gonna put on the walls someday”).

Matt, on the other hand, likes things to have personality. He’s the kind of guy whose walls are plastered with Star Wars posters and phylogenetic trees and glow in the dark stars. (Shiro is charmed but horrified: “What happens when we move out and we rip the paint off the walls trying to take these off?!”) He’s the kind of guy who impulse-buys a periodic table of the elements rug and plops it in the middle of the living room. He’s the kind of guy who bribes Lance to sew him Pokémon and planet curtains. Needless to say, the apartment gets a lot more colorful once Matt moves in.

Matt is also the reason they don’t get their security deposit back when they eventually move out of that apartment. Shiro wants to be upset but mostly he’s amused. Secretly he appreciates the extra color.

AU where Thatch eats the fruit

Wouldn’t it be interesting though???

  • Okay but imagine this scene: thatch chilling in the kitchen, peeling a potato with the peel feeding directly into a mini black hole
  • “So now you have the power of utter destruction. How’re you gonna use it?” “It’ll make cleaning out the walk-in pantry so easy, you don’t even know.”
  • ”Ace, what did I say would happen if you ditched chores again?“ "Thatch, no, I’m sorry, I swear–” “I dunno, this berry pie could easily end up in the other black hole I know–” “Thatch I’M SO SORRY please don’t throw the pie to your fruit–” “you gonna forget dishduty again?” “No I promise, never”
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I don’t know if I will have the time to write any more letters because I might be too busy trying to participate. So if this does end up being the last letter, I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school, and you helped me. Even if you didn’t know what I was talking about or know someone who’s gone through it, you made me not feel alone. Because I know there are people who say all these things don’t happen. And there are people who forget what it’s like to be 16 when they turn 17. I know these will all be stories someday. And our pictures will become old photographs. We’ll all become somebody’s mom or dad. But right now these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here and I am looking at her. And she is so beautiful. I can see it. This one moment when you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive, and you stand up and see the lights on the buildings and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song and that drive with the people you love most in this world. And in this moment I swear, we are infinite.

SorryNotSorry

(How to Change a Fuqboi- between the lines)

Word Count: 2.1k

Request: @baekinacupoftae

Ok so I’ve read the fboi series… THEY WERE LIT despite being frustrating bc why the cliffhangers? u make me wanna cri. Nah, jk. But if you do have time, a sequel/closure would be nice. Only if you want to :) *whispers (especially Taehyung’s)

A/N: So! I have officially made a fan theory for my own story! Does that make me conceited? 🤔 or just a proud author? 😂 Haha~ This story comes from an “all one main character” timeline/theory for the Fuqboi series. I also included Jackson cuz why not? 😉 enjoy and as always, make sure to pay attention to details 💖

Originally posted by bangtanupdate

The light sprinkle of spring rain had ceased a few hours ago, but the damp smell still floats into your olfactory system with a vengeance, especially as you walk out of the department store for the last time, clutching your coat tighter around your frame. Thankfully, Namjoon hadn’t been scheduled to work today, so you were able to clean out your locker in peace.

Submitting your two weeks notice had been easier than you thought, especially with the excuse of “I’ve decided to focus on school” sitting on the tip of your tongue. It wasn’t a lie. You’ll be transferring to a different university this fall, but now you’re completely free.

Free to do what? Besides spend more time on campus, you aren’t exactly sure. Forget Namjoon? Yes. And his petty, disgusting denial of his true, selfish identity. Forget Yoongi? Yes. He was only a one time mistake you made because you were so desperate to get away from…

Taehyung.

The name sends a wave of nausea through you, forcing your body to double over as you reach your car. You swallow hard around the urge to dry heave, refusing to cry. Still, the memory strikes you hard like a punch.

You tapped your pencil against the surface of your desk, trying to concentrate.

Annotating poems was one of your least favorite things, but your literature class demanded it, so annotate you would. Maybe.

The loud buzz of the dryer gave you just the excuse you needed to abandon the task momentarily. With too much enthusiasm, you emptied it of its contents, suddenly deciding that pristinely folded clothes were a top priority.

This load of laundry had been a mix of yours and Tae’s. The two of you shared a hamper, after all, and the duty to empty it out often fell on you- not that you minded. Living at his parents’ house rent free was compensation enough.

As you made your way through the pleasantly warm pile, something unexpected made you stop.

A pair of lacy red panties.

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Charlie’s last letter
I don't know if I will have the time to write anymore letters
Because I might be too busy trying to participate.
So if this does end up being the last letter,
I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school
And you helped me.

Even if you didn't know what I was talking about
Or know someone who's gone through it.
You made me not feel alone.

Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.
And there are people who forget what it's like to be sixteen when they turn seventeen.
And know these will all be stories someday
And our pictures will become old photographs
And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
But right now these moments are not stories.

This is happening.
I am here and I am looking at her
And she is so beautiful.
I can see it.
This one moment when you know you're not a sad story,
You are alive.
And you stand up and see the lights on buildings
And everything that makes you wonder,
When you were listening to that song
On that drive with the people you love most in this world.

And in this moment, I swear, we are infinite.
Monsta X Reaction to you catching them buying condoms

Ofc you can, that’s why I am here, sweetheart ~ Enjoy and thank’s for the request

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Shownu - I think he would only get the condoms when he was sure he was going to use them. He would only want to take that next step in your relationship if you were both up for it, which means you two would have already talked about it, so it wouldn’t be as akward if you found him on the store. I honestely can’t see Shownu buying the condoms just because yes. For you to make love, he would either talked with you about it already, or it would have to be you initiating it all, and have the condoms yourself, because he wouldn’t have them til you had that conversation: if you wanted to, if you were ready and all he found important. But still, even though you two had talked about it before, he would still blush when you saw him holding a box of condoms on the store. Shownu would say something cute to explain himself and then change the topic so it wouldn’t turn out akward. His first time with you would just be something really special and important, so he wouldn’t want to mess it up.

“You know… we will only do it when you’re absolutely sure this is what you want.” (there is no other thing i want more, my love XD)

Originally posted by kiihong

Wonho - This shameless boy would turn into a shy and embarrassed puppy. Yeah my friends, even Hoseok -the sex God himself- would get embarrassed. And it’s pretty obvious, if he hasn’t done it with his girlfriend he would get really flustered when being caught buying condoms. Wonho would be so affraid that you started to see him as a pervert that he wouldn’t even be able to explain himself. If you got mad or uncomfortable he would apologize hundreds and hundreds of times, and if you were just laughing he would match you and laugh as well, still pretty akward about it. Hoseok would be laughing but would feel so flustered that he wouldn’t be able to think in something else the next few days. He would want to explain to you that he only wanted to get prepared for when it happened and not because he was waiting for it to happen so soon. In the end it would be just an akward situation, but mostly for his side, who would be facepalming inside about how much of a pervert he thought he looked in front of you.

“OMG, Y/N, I am so sorry… I just thought that we… that this…I would…like…maybe it would be useful… in the future, someday? Don’t get wrong thoughts… I am not expecting anything, I swear!” *trying to explain himself but being too embarrassed to do it properly*

Originally posted by wonholyshit

Minhyuk - He would be shopping and would just add the condoms to the shopping basket because he had been thinking about it lately. Since you two have been together for a few months, he thought it was probably the right time to take the next step. Minhyuk would just forgot about them when you met him in the store and would kiss you and start a conversation, completely forgeting what was on the shopping basket. You would then shop together and when he was paying for it, you would notice the little box and look at him instantely. Then he would remember! The boy would freeze, looking at you, smiling and not able to say a word. He would just be SO CONFUSED. Why was this happening? He wasn’t even planning to buy them when he came to the store! Was this something wrong? Should he apologise or joke about it? He would be so shocked that wouldn’t even hear the shop attendent calling him to pay. When he left the store with you, he would be laughing and looking at his feet, blushing and finding the situation funny and horrible at the same time.

“Jagiya… I just got them because I thought we might need them… when you feel ready.”

Originally posted by starshipent

Kihyun - I feel like just like Shownu, Kihyun would just buy them if he knew he would use them. Since your make out sessions were becoming more frequent and more wet and needy he has been dying to have you. Kihyun would thought it would be a good idea to get prepared for when it happens, but would feel his vision going blurry as he was picking the box from the shelf and heard you calling his name. He would just die inside. Kihyun would left the box in the shelf and step back as you made your way to him, to hug him. You would find him pretty weird, as his cheeks went redder and he started sweating. Then you would understand, looking behind him to that whole section. You would ask him about it and he would just start to laugh while walking in circles and covering his face with his hands from embarrassement. Kihyun would take some time to be able to speak and to find the courage to admit what he was doing. He would just blame himself for even thinking in buying condoms before you two had even talked about it (gotta learn with Shownu)

“I wasn’t… those were not… I am sorry.”

(wtf minhyuk?)

Originally posted by swagplusderp

Hyungwon -  The boys have been teasing him about it and he has been thinking on when it would happen, so Hyungwon thought he should get prepared. I feel like going to the store would be already a little embarrassing to him since there were people there, watching him as he toke the condoms from the shelf. So, finding you on the store would just be the most ironic thing. You would be looking for a new shampoo in the store and look on top of your shoulder to find your boyfriend next to you, picking condoms from the shelf. When Hyungwon saw you ,he would burst into laughter and cause everyone to look at you two. He would be really embarrassed, but the situation was more funny than embarrassing. What were the chances to find you there, at that specific moment?! He wouldn’t explain much, just joke a little about it, to avoid making you two go through an akward situation. The scene would just be hilarious and he would be lauhing about it the entire week and blame the boys for what happened.

“You were not suposed to be here!”

Originally posted by ew-wonho

Jooheon - This cute baby is just so sweet, I think he would be the most caring boyfriend and look at you by who you were inside. So he wouldn’t even think about that matter in the beggining, he would find everything perfect, and he didn’t have to have sex with you to feel satisfied. But that day he was just feeling extra needy you know? He himself wouldn’t even know what was happening… was it the movie he watched last night or how great you looked this morning? Whatever, he just couldn’t take those thoughts out of his mind and noticed he wasn’t prepared for taking the next step, there was something missing. Jooheon went to the store to buy some suplies, to make sure he was ready for the future. Just look at how lucky he was: you were there too! XD And he was caught holding that box, right there. Jooheon would be one of the most embarrassed ones, Wonho would be mainly worried about you thinking of him as a pervert and Minhyuk would be more confused but Jooheon would be legit RED and want to turn invisible so you wouldn’t see how shy he was turning.

“I never felt so embarrassed before.”

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

I.M - You know when kids mess up and their mommy finds out? Yep, that would be how Changkyun would find this situation. He is so young and still a little bean, this wouldn’t be fair to him XD When you found him on the store and pocked his arm to greet him, he would look at your for eternities, shoked and not beliving you were actually there. I see you both staying in silence for some time, you looking at the condoms and he looking at you (how weird omg ). I.M would break the ice, looking at you and then to the condoms and then back to you again to start laughing and getting SUPER SHY and akward. He wouldn say full sentences, just walk around nervously, and staying quite, and looking around to see if people were understanding the situation. I think he would feel pretty bad afterwards, thinking you thought he was expecting to do it soon or thought of him as a horny child. He just wanted to have them to be prepared! I see him dropping the box and scratching his head, wanting you to change topic or to told him you were not mad at him.

“(…) This is not what it looks.” (ofc not)

(ft. Jooheon cuz’ Changkyunie was affraid to go alone, apparently)

Originally posted by swagplusderp

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I find these so funny to write :P poor things…

~I also write for BTS, EXO, B.A.P, GOT7 and INFINITE if you’d like to leave more requests.

/GIFS ARE NOT MINE\

~Bye

Because there are people who says all these things don’t happen. And there are people who forgets what its like to be sixteen when they turn seventeen. I know these will all be stories someday and our pictures would become old photographs. We’re all gonna be somebody’s mom or dad. But right now, these moments are not stories. This is happening. I am here. And I’m looking at her. And she is so beautiful.  I can see it. This one moment, where you know you’re not a sad story. You are alive. And you stand up and see the lights and the building and everything that makes you wonder. And you’re listening to that song on that drive with the people you loved most in this world. And in this moment, I swear. We Are Infinite.
—  Charlie’s Last Letter

“No, I can’t do this Makoto-”

“You will be late, Gou.”

“But he’s-”

“He will be fine. We will be fine, right sweetie?”

*sniff* *nod*

“M-Makoto give him to me, he’s going to cr-”

“Son? You know Mommy needs to leave, right?”

*nod* *sniff* *nod*

“….O-oh. Okay. Well, remember he has an appointment to-”

“Get his hair cut. I know.”

“….ok. OK, you’ve got it. I love you! *kiss* Ittekimasu!”

“Hey! what about my kiss– Gou!!” *sigh* “Itterasshai~~”

—-

In which Gou is an O.L. who doesn’t want to go back to work and Makoto is a stay-home dad. Because I can actually see that working.  it can also be Makoto on vacation from coaching or i dunno, let your imagination roam free! :D

I’m Sorry

A/N: Haven’t proofread yet. Also I don’t know anything  about being blind so sorry for the inaccuracies!

Pairing: Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Warning: Disability 

“Sorry, I’m late!” Alexander busted in the room where the cabinet meeting was supposed to be held.

“That’s unlike you, Hamilton.” you listened to the voice closely and concluded it was George Washington.

“I know, I know, I’m sorry. It’s just that I couldn’t find a babysitter for my sister and I had decided to bring here on the last minute and I-” he continued to babble.

“Babysitter? Isn’t your sister seventeen, eighteen or something? She can take care of herself.” An unfamiliar voice laughed mockingly.

It’s true, but Alexander, your older brother, thinks that you’re too uncapable of being by yourself ever since that light bulb exploded in your painting room at home, shards of it falling into your eyes causing you to go completely blind. You’ve proven to him over and over again that you’ve memorized all the paths in the house and how careful you can be on the stairs but he still doesn’t trust you being alone.

You felt like such a burden to him and Eliza, considering you now had to permanently stay with them since of your disability (you were supposed to move out a year from now but, obviously, that isn’t happening anymore). Eliza had reassured you that she was perfectly fine with it although you were sure as hell that she’d rather spend time alone with her husband and their family to be. 


You sat near the door of the meeting room as people started coming out. You didn’t recognize any of the voices you’ve heard but one voice seemed to have overwhelmed the rest as if it was the only voice you heard.

“I swear that Hamilton,” the man sighed. He sounded distressed but you couldn’t get enough of his voice. “I’m gonna get him someday.”

“Enough of that, Thomas. Let’s go.” another voice said and coughed afterwards.

You were slightly saddened that he had to leave. You felt a strange attraction to the unknown man until that other voice spoke again as you felt someone's eyes on you.

“Thomas?” he coughed.

“Hold on,” Thomas proclaimed in his head that looking at the other direction was the best choice he’d ever done in his whole life because when he turned, he saw you and he was immediately charmed.

“Excuse me,” every step he took nearer to you, he felt his confidence shatter piece by piece. “You are very lovely, mon cherie.”

Your heart beat quickened when you realized he was the one staring at you, and that he was talking to you. You didn’t know how to calm yourself but luckily it didn’t show.

“Thank you.” you giggled, not looking at his direction. Like you could, anyway.

Thomas’ smile faltered a litle bit, not that you could see it. “Mon cherie, not to be rude, or anything, but would you please look my way?”

You hesitated. You admitted to yourself that you were pretty good looking and that you had guys coming your direction, trying to flirt with you (when Alexander’s not around) but it was always this part where they’re not sure to continue trying to win you over because of your disability. Usually, it’d have no effect on you whether they hesitate or not but this was different. Thomas. He was different.

“I’m afraid I can’t, considering I’m blind, ‘mon cherie’.” You halfheartedly laughed, even slightly mocking him with what he called you, copying it in a bad accent.

“Oh,” Thomas breathed and remained silent for awhile. He smiled. “I’m sorry, that was rude wasn’t it? May I know your name?“ 

You were taken aback yet you were happy, overjoyed and other synonyms. You smiled widely, turning to his direction where you hear his voice the most. "Y/N.”

“Thomas Jefferson.” He said as you felt him walk in front of you and kneel down, placing his hands over yours. “And I can’t help but look at you since you are so beautiful, mon ange.”

You giggled and blushed at his remark and gesture. “This is an odd request but, can I feel your face? I’d like to know what the person I’m talking to at least looks like.”

“Nothing makes me happier than a beautiful lady such as yourself feeling my face.” You laughed at his attempt to not laugh himself. Thomas didn’t know what he was doing either. He wasn’t even supposed to say that but it just came out. It was embarrassing but he was happy to have made you laugh.

You cupped his cheeks and started to imagine what he looked like as your hands softly moved around his face. He was smiling, and so were you. You assumed he was a little older than you considering the stubble. He was handsome nonetheless. It was easy to make out of what he looked like since you used to paint people with just how people described them, doing this makes it easier.

But then you stopped your hands from doing what they were doing and let it slowly slide down from his face but you never let go. Whatever this was, you didn’t know if you wanted to continue it or not whether if you’ll work out or not. You didn’t want to burden this beautiful and sincere man with your disability.

“Mon cherie, is there something wrong?” He sounded concerned and you felt your chest tighten a little. You knew it was too fast to happen but you really liked him.

“What the hell is going on?” You heard your brother almost shouting in anger.

“Alex-” You finally dropped your hands to your lap in shock and faced the direction his voice was in.

“Hamilton.” Thomas stood up, wearing his egotistical and confidently mocking smile.

“Jefferson. What the hell were you doing to my sister?” Alexander clenched his fists but tried to force a smile anyway. 

He’d been watching the moment you asked to feel his face. He knew you weren’t going to see it if he punched Thomas but you’d feel it, and you wouldn't like it. He saw how giddy you looked when you were cupping his cheeks earlier.

“Sister- Wait,” Thomas turned to you. “You’re Hamilton’s..”

“Sister.” You repeated, frowning a bit and hung your head down. Did they hate each other? Were Thomas and you not going to work out either way?

Alexander calmed down a bit when he saw you frown. He hated seeing you sad, especially if he was even partly the reason for it. He sighed and pushed past Thomas, taking you by the hand and pulled you up. “Let’s go.”

“Alex, wait-”

“I’m not mad. Sort of. Let’s just go.”

“Y/N, wait!” Thomas called out.

You turned your head to look at him as you walked at Alexander’s pace. He looked genuinely sad and you hated it. You hated how it struck a chord in you and how you loved the way he says your name. 

But you were slightly thankful for your brother for pulling you away from him. You treated it as maybe this was the universe’s way of helping you not to burden Thomas with yourself.

You gave him a sad look in return, mouthing ‘I’m sorry.’

Such a tease!

A/N: fili-kili-at-your-service, here you go, love! I hope you like it!

Pairing: Kili x Reader

Warnings: /

Word-count: 1419

Summary: You and Kili always tease each other.

With an exhausted groan you wiped the sweat off your forehead as you left the training grounds. Kili was trailing after you in an equally exhausted state. You had trained your sword fighting skills together, and now that the training was over you had decided to head home to eat something.

“Well, that was a good fight. But I’m exhausted now.” You turned around, walking backwards so you could talk to Kili while still moving.

“Yeah, it was.” He answered with a grin. “No wonder you’re exhausted, I’m the best fighter to ever live.”

You just snorted.

“Do I have to remind you that I won?”

“But only because I let you!”

“Sure. And you let me win yesterday, too? And the day before that? And the day before? And…?”

He interrupted you with a frown on his face.

“Of course I did! I’m not only a superb warrior, I’m also a gentleman!”

You exploded with laughter.

“Of course! How could I not notice that?”

“See? You’re blind! Blind people are never good warriors. Point proven.”

You just shook your head in disbelief, unable to respond anything to that ridiculous statement. Kili on the other hand grinned from ear to ear, happy that he seemed to have won your little argument. Your relationship with him had always been like this. You were always teasing each other and joking around, but when times got rough you were always there for each other. It was the perfect friendship in your eyes.

Just as you had thought of the perfect answer to his insult, you bumped into something from behind. You turned around, only to find an old man glaring down at you. Kili doubled over with laughter as you stuttered your apology.

“See, that’s what I mean!” He snorted as you were alone again. “You’re blind.”

Even though your face was red from embarrassment you had to laugh.

“Well, if I’m so blind I fear I can’t make you lunch. I’m sorry, but it’s a condition.”

His grin fell off his face as soon as he had processed what you meant.

“Alright, alright, you’re not blind and you’re the best warrior that has ever lived. Satisfied?”

You nodded. “Very.”

“I’d like to eat pancakes then.”

Of course Kili got his way and you made pancakes, which you devoured with healthy appetite after you had managed to get each other covered in dough during baking. This, of course, had not happened accidently, but as you were ready to vow if necessary, Kili had started it.

“I didn’t!” He protested, as he stuffed the last piece of pancake in his mouth. “You started it! You were ignoring me!”

“I was baking pancakes for you, you greedy little shit! You can’t have both, my food and my affection! At least not at the same time!”

In response to that, Kili just pouted.

“Oh come on!” You whined. “Don’t look at me like that. It’s not going to change anything!”

He continued to pout, staring at you with puppy-dog eyes. With a sigh you give up.

“Alright, alright, It’s totally my fault. Would you accept a cookie as a sign of my remorse?”

His pout faded into a grin and he nodded vigorously.

“You’re the best!”

You turned around with a big smile, taking the jar off the top shelf.

“I think you need to see a doctor about these mood swings you’re having.”

“Shut up!”

“Never.”

“Good.”

You put the cookies down in front of him, regarding him with an adoring smile. You could never quite grasp the concept of how he could drive you nuts in one second, and make you unbelievably happy in the next. But no matter how annoying he was, you knew you would always love him. He was your best friend after all.

Your friendship was so close, that some people, including Kili’s older brother Fili, were betting on the two of you getting married someday. So far nothing romantic had happened between the two of you, though, causing some of your closest friends to lose a lot of money. The thing was, you didn’t know if you were glad or disappointed about the lack of romance in your friendship. On one side you knew you would work out great as a couple, but on the other side you would risk losing an amazing friendship, and that was the last thing you wanted.

Kili’s whining voice brought you back into reality.

“(y/n)? Hellooo? I’m talking to you, you sock-goblin! I swear, if you start ignoring me again…”

“Sock-goblin? What does that even mean?”  You quickly interrupted him, before he could think of some prank to get you to notice him. “That’s not an insult, it’s ridiculous. You’re losing your wit, mister.”

“That’s not surprising, considering I’m spending a great deal of time with you.”

You stuck your tongue out at him.

“Nobody forces you to!”

His face softened from a teasing grin to a gentle smile.

“I wouldn’t have it any other way. You might be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”

You chuckled, and sat down.

“I’m glad to hear that… Even though I’m not an idiot.” You added quickly.

“Whatever you say, love.”

With a grin you rolled your eyes and reached for a cookie, only to be stopped by Kili slapping your hand away. Confused you looked up at him and raised your eyebrow.

“You are aware that these are my cookies, right?”

With a sigh he pushed the jar to your side of the table.

“You’re always so greedy.” He pouted.

You just laughed.

“I could say the same to you.”

“I guess we make the perfect couple.” Kili commented.

With a smile you looked down at the cookie in your hands. You knew you were probably just overthinking everything, but his words had reminded you of your thoughts earlier. It was true. You would make a perfect couple… but what about the risk?

“What’s wrong, (y/n)?”

You looked up, startled out of your thoughts. Feeling your cheeks heat up, you quickly shook your head, trying to hide your embarrassment from him.

“Nothing’s wrong. I was just questioning why I’m even friends with you.”

Well, that wasn’t exactly a lie, was it? But you could see on his face that he had guessed the true meaning behind your words.

“Well…” He stretched his words painfully long, as you waited for him to say something nervously. “I do that, too, sometimes. Questioning why we are friends. We could be so much more.”

You felt like a deer in the headlights as the words left his mouth. Too often had you told yourself that he would never think of you that way; that you were only one of his buddies, nothing more, but also nothing less.

“We could?”

He nodded eagerly.

“I mean it would mean letting Bofur win the bet, but it could be worth it.”

You looked down at your hands again, blushing heavily.

“You don’t know what you’re suggesting.”

“I do.” He sighed. “I didn’t want things to get too cheesy, but if you insist. Look, this is not a joke, and I am not known for treating life decisions lightly. But we’ve known each other for as long as I can remember, and since then I’ve thought about nothing but you. It’s getting quite annoying really, but everything I see reminds me of you. You’re always on my mind. And I’ve realized that I wouldn’t really want it any other way, to be honest. We really are perfect for each other, and I don’t know why it took me so long to see that.”

You bit your lip nervously, unsure of how you should react to that confession. You took a deep breath.

“It’s the same for me.” You admitted in a low tone. “But I’m scared of losing you.”

Slowly Kili reached out for your hand, taking it in his.

“You won’t. Even if it won’t work out, we’re too much alike to stay away from each other for too long.”

You let out a laugh.

“I suppose that’s true.”

“So you want to try it?”

You couldn’t help but smile as you noticed how hopeful his voice sounded. With that smile on your face you nodded. Kili threw his fist in the air and let out a celebratory scream, while you laughed at his goofyness.

“I suppose I’m in a relationship with a man-child now.”

“Well, I suppose I’m in a relationship with an idiotic blind person now.”

“Ugh shut up.”