If, for some reason, you need to buy someone you really can’t stand a Christmas present this year, just get them a copy of my book someday i’m going to marry Katy Perryand I promise they’ll never speak to you again.
I don’t think she means the band Sublime. Although if you like them you may like my book too. I dunno… You tell me.
If you read my book then please hook a brother up and write a quick review for it. I will be eternally grateful. And thanks sooooo much to anyone who bought it or will buy it or has supported me in any way. You’re all awesome and I wanna make out with every single one of you.
WARNING: My book comes with an invisible glue pasted all over it. You will literally not be able to put it down and will be all like, “Shit… well, it’s already stuck in my hands… Might as well read through it again…”
Seriously though. Thanks so much to Melaney for the kind words!
As a thanks to anyone who ordered my book, email or message me your purchase confirmation number as well as your name and address and I, in return, will mail you a one of a kind drawing in return that will LITERALLY knock your socks off. (Please note: value only good in the US. I apologize. I’m not Rockefeller and mailing outside of the country seems like it could be expensive) Thanks for all the love guys. You’ve all been amazing.