somebody sat on me again

the princess diaries sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

  • “somebody sat on me again.”
  • “she’s in town. she wants to have tea.”
  • “GET OFF THE GRASS!”
  • “please don’t crush my soy nuts.”
  • “you look so…young.”
  • “me? a…a princess? shut up!”
  • “_______, my expectation in life is to be invisible. and i’m good at it.”
  • “we wanted to protect you.”
  • “so the future of your country is in the hands of my fifteen year old?”
  • “families don’t do stuff like that to one another, okay?”
  • “at least your dad’s alive.”
  • “does your bad posture affect your hearing?”
  • “princesses never cross their legs in public.”
  • “i’ve never put on pantyhose. but it sounds dangerous.”
  • “_______, watch him like a hawk.”
  • “you broke my glasses!”
  • “you used to care more about what was inside your head instead of on it.”
  • “you should know that no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
  • “are you really sure you can run a country? you could barely keep your goldfish alive for more than a couple of days.”
  • “what are you doing this saturday night?”
  • “i just had a…clumsy moment.”
  • “you are the coolest queen ever!”
  • “i just hope that, if he kisses me, um…my foot pops.”
  • “i hope you get your first, real, foot popping kiss!”
  • “you’ve been hurt so you just cry, okay?”
  • “is this the way a princess should act?”
  • “i didn’t do it for you.”
  • “______, YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK!”
  • “courage is not the absence of fear. but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.”
  • “why me?”
  • “because you saw me when i was invisible.”
  • “everybody’s got pre-coronation jitters, including me.”