somebody recorded it

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we’re so sorry skeletons
you’re so misunderstood

drinking games and bets for the spookiest season with only the spookiest skeletons.

are u ready for a hungover time

i would like to dedicate these shenanigans to @jolie-in-the-underground and @tyranttortoise for continuing to fuel and inspire my desire to see these nerds in drunken scenarios. no regret, guys. no regret.

Gladnis appreciation.

Ignis trying to flirt in-game.

No Prompto was harmed during the making of this film.

Spencer Pratt’s track by track reputation review

1. “…Ready for It?”

It’s such a “here we go, boom,” turning the ignition on her Lamborghini or whatever she wants to have. That’s the vibe it has. “In the middle of the night, in my dreams, you should see the things we do, baby” — that right there, even with all the new songs, hits me so hard. I’ve heard it now a thousand times and every time it makes me sing to the clouds. That is poetic, like some shit Robert Frost would have been writing back in the day. Now that I know it’s the first on the album, it’s just even more powerful. It’s showing the swag that she’s gonna bring. Are you ready for it? I wasn’t actually ready for it. And the “let the games begin” — she already knows all the haters are gonna be out here. All the little blogs, all the little posts. Let the games begin. She knows she just brought this heat on so many people.

I’m so torn because I’m such a Kardashian diehard. I’m in such a weird predicament in this situation because she gets me so angry at Kim and Kanye on this album. It’s gonna be weird being a Kim fan post-Reputation. I’ll see how I can handle it. Maybe I’ll just only love Kris Jenner because you can’t blame Kris for anything.

2. “End Game”

Here’s the thing with “End Game.” Future is one of my top 10 all-time, so when I saw the track list leak and I saw Future on it I was so excited. Heidi thinks it’s fine. She thinks I’m way too Swift ganged out, she’s like, “He barely spits eight bars, Spencer.” I’m like, “Yeah, those could have been eight bars of Taylor lyrics.” That’s how deep I am right now in the Taylor gang where I didn’t need either of them on that song. I don’t need to hear Ed Sheeran rapping. When he started singing I was like, “OK, homie’s got pipes.” I’m feeling those singing parts. But him rapping with his Irish accent, I was like, “Come on now.” I don’t need this in my life. I don’t need Taylor to be on any records with anybody, just like I wouldn’t need Michael Jackson to be on a record with somebody. At a certain level you’re only wanting to hear that person because they’re a damn superstar. But I started liking it because my conspiracy mind was like, “Ooo, maybe Future doesn’t like Kanye and there’s more to this.” Like he hit Taylor up like, “Yo fuck Yeezy, let me get on a record with you.” Future’s eight billion times doper than Kanye so it’s kinda like, “I don’t need Kanye West I got Future on my team.” I hope Kanye’s now like, “Damn, Future’s riding with her.” That makes me like it, if there’s a conspiracy that Future wanted to piss off Kanye.

3. “I Did Something Bad”

This should be the next single, one billion percent. I hope she spends $10 million on the damn music video. I don’t know what she did bad, so I think that’s the joke. I feel that. Because I didn’t do anything bad and I got straight up hated on The Hills for somebody lying about their own thing they were lying about and I become the liar and the leaker. I love this because I’m like, “OK, if I did something bad it feels so good because you’re the damn liar.” I’m thinking she’s referencing this whole Snapchat thing, I don’t know. I’m sure the Swiftie YouTubers will break it down better than I will. For me, I relate to it because I didn’t do anything bad and I got hated and I have no idea why people hate on Taylor. Because she wants to have a really good image? Because she didn’t go out like Katy Perry and act like she’s some damn politician in the media? I don’t know wanna know who Taylor votes for. I don’t care. I wanna hear hit damn records out of her and that’s it. I wanna see her go on dates in Rome with frickin’ Tom Hiddleston. That’s what I wanted to see, not her running around with Hillary Clinton. I’m sure people are like, “She could have stopped Trump.” No she couldn’t, people! Hello, Hillary won the popular vote! What, is she gonna switch the electoral college vote? I don’t think so, so everyone needs to move off of, “Oh, I hate Taylor because she didn’t campaign enough.” I hate that shit. She’s a frickin’ pop star.

4. “Don’t Blame Me”

This one’s amazing. This is what I imagine I’m gonna play when I’m feeding my hummingbirds. My hummers are gonna love this one. I also love it because I just had a baby and my baby’s definitely like my drug that I’m straight high off of, snorting his little hair off his head daily, so again I feel like she’s writing for me. I know she’s talking about Joe or whatever. By the way, I need to do more research about Joe because this guy is frickin’ Romeo on steroids. He’s got Taylor so damn sprung it’s overwhelming. I feel like she just made her own Ex Machina robot Ava but Joe. She went to the mountains to live next to the waterfall and had Google make her a boyfriend.

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anonymous asked:

APPARENTLY MICHAEL SAID HE'S BICURIOUS IN A LIVESTREAM

YEAH CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKING UHHHHHHH SWIFT DEATH PLEASE

A Book of Mormon show but every time someone records a bootleg they change the lyrics and lines into something else that would be comedic and make fun of the boot recorder.

- “I can’t break the rules like the guy in the audience over there!”
- Arnold calls Nabulungi, “Oh bootleg recorder, bootleg recorder.”
- “You and me but mostly him are gonna make bootlegs forever.”
- During Turn It Off and Hasa Diga they point to the recorder.
- “Turn it off, yes that camera over there.”
- “I had the hell dream after recording a bootleg. It was really spooky.”
- “Have fun in hell!” *elders nod* “AGREED.”
- “We love to dance and shout, and let all our cameras out.”
- “Sleep now little buddy, the man’s recording a boot.”
- “The man recording has maggots in his scrotum!”
- “Remember to keep your windows shut! It stops the man from recording illegally.”
- “Somebody films a bad bootleg, hasa diga eebowai!”
- “I think the movie has a lot of artistic license. Even the bootleg man is better than it.”
- “Look what I hava Baba, a man who’s recording a bootleg! And a texting device!”
- “I have never read the Book of Mormon, I’ve only seem the bootleg.”
- “If you order now you also get an extra bootleg!”
- “My mama once told me of a place of no bootlegs and illegal recordings.”
- “Please stop that bootleg guy…. HASA DIGA EEBOWAI.”
- “Wait this can’t be Orlando, I haven’t even seen the bootleg the man recorded!”
- “Elder Price, you broke the rules ELDER!” “Bootleg guy..?”
- “You all know the bootlegs is made of testaments old and new..”
- “He had to man up, unlike that bootleg guy he stuck it out.”
- “I can’t believe that boot guy is such a dick.”
- Instead of coffee cups, men hold cameras and Kevin is terrified.
- Hitler: I started a war and made millions of boots!
- Khan: I was secretly filming!
- Dahmer: I am the guy who fucked up the cast.
- Cochran: I have boots for free.
- “You think that’s bad? I recorded a boot!”
- “I posted it online I’m worse than you!”
- “Long ago when I was five, we watched Fun Home late at night and I decided to film a boot that day. My father asked who filmed the cast, I said that it was my brother Jack, and Jack got grounded until Saturday.”
- “Elder Cunningham is dead! He tried fighting the bootleg guy.”
- “And lo, Joseph stopped filming a bootleg and his AIDs were no more!”
- “—then launch Joseph Smith torpedoes from the mouth of Christ and make a bootleg!”
- “Our prophet has risen, he had ended the bootleg guy!”
- “Compassion, courtesy, LET’S NOT FUCKING RECORD BOOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE.”
- “Desperation, morality, RECORDINGS OF BOOTLEGS.”
- “You have all failed as missionaries! Especially when you couldn’t keep a guy to stop recording a bootleg!”
- “A monkey with a camera.”

¼ Less Wise [Peter Parker x Reader]

Prompt: None


Words: 657


Warning: None


Alright, so this is not the best thing in the world, this entire thing was kinda just half-assed. I just felt I needed to write something, I have a bunch of half-finished fics for prompts, and I’ll try to finish those soon. I’m gonna try and be more active, sorry guys. <3


“I am not going.”


“Peter, c’mon! It’s not that bad, it’ll be over before you know it.” You pleaded, the two of you were already late for his dentist appointment.


“(Y/N) I don’t want to get my teeth removed!” He whined.


“Peter you’ll be asleep the whole time, it’s gonna be fine, let’s go we’re already late.”


Reluctantly, Peter got into the car with you and Aunt May and drove to the dentist. The entire time he had his arms crossed and a pout on his face, and refused to speak to anyone. When you arrived together, he kept whining and stomping his foot as a child would when not upset. You were led into the operating room and he was getting more and more anxious as he sat in the dental chair, waiting for his turn to have his teeth yanked out. Peter was so high-strung, he almost fell out of his chair when his doctor finally arrived.


“Mr. Parker! Are you ready to begin?”


He furiously shook his head no. The dentist laughed, but began the procedure anyways.


Everything had gone almost smoothly, the doctor said it would take awhile for him to wake up, since they had to keep giving him more anaesthesia because it kept wearing off. When he finally woke up he looked around the room in confusion.


“What the hell?”


“Peter, do you know where you are?”


He just stared at you for a long time.


“You’re at the dentist, Peter.” May said, chuckling.


“Woahhhhh!” He said in amazement, “What’s a dentist?”


You both giggled at his drugged induced state. Once the doctor said Peter was free to go, you and May helped him into the car.


“Babe, there’s something wrong with my mouth, “ he kept feeling his face, “Can you kiss it better?”


“No, Peter, not while your mouth is stuffed with cotton balls.”


Suddenly, Peter bursts into tears and sobbed loudly, “You don’t love me anymore?!”


“Peter…”


“I know I’m not the best, but I thought we had something special.” He sniffles into his sleeve.


“Fine.” You give him a peck on the lips, and he seemed satisfied.


“Okay, babe, don’t tell anyone this but I have a secret, it’s like classified, very hush hush.” He whispered-yelled.


“Oh yeah?”


“Yeah, don’t tell anyone, do not okay? Don’t.”


“I promise, Peter.” You smiled at his adorable antics.


“Okay, well… I’m Spider-Man.”


You fake gasped. Of course you already knew this, he told you months ago about this secret, but you played along anyways.


The rest of car ride was filled with random questions, corny puns and pickup lines. He ended up wearing himself out and fell asleep on your shoulder. Aunt May helped you carry him into his room, and set him on the bottom of his bunk bed. Ned and MJ came over to check up on him, but it was more for kicks than compassion. When Peter woke up, the medication was still affecting him so his loopy-ness didn’t stop there. To pass the time, you decided to put on the Star Wars movies.


Halfway through the first movie Peter whispered, “Hey Babe, you wanna see my lightsaber?” And wiggled his eyebrows.


“Oh my god, Peter.” You laughed.


“Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours.”


“Peter, there’s people here.”


“Unlike Han Solo, I won’t shoot first.” He winked.


Ned was made gagging noises, “Congrats, you have single-handedly ruin Star Wars for me.”


“Ned, you’re just jealous you can’t hit this.” And motioned to his body.


“Oh my god, Peter.” You were crying at this point.


He got up and started dancing and singing.


“You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh!”


“Somebody please record this.” MJ already whipped out her phone.


“Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh!”


“Where the hell did he learn how twerk?”


Peter was never going to hear the end of this.

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The Killers - Hot Fuss

Originally released on the 7th of June 2004.

Reissued on the 10th of June 2016.

The long-player is very rare on LP and was only ever issued as a limited blue vinyl and a similarly limited seven-inch (black) vinyl box set. Both of which command very high prices on the used market. There has also been a spate of coloured vinyl bootlegs over the years.

The track listing for this new vinyl is the original UK one, with Glamorous Indie Rock And Roll in place of Change Your Mind.

Music commissions

I want to try something new: opening musical commissions in order to collect money for friends in need. Since I live on a rather meagre salary at the moment, there isn’t enough disposable income for helping out folks who need support for whatever reasons.

What I do have available though is my home recording equipment and my instruments, and a steady stream of musical ideas (I do share the occasional snippet on here, check the #singoutthesilence or #my music tags on my blog if you want to have a listen) and I figured if people commission digital art on here, maybe this idea might work as well.

So here is how I thought this could work: I offer to create short pieces of music based on your ideas – this could be a mood (“make something calming and softly vibrating”), a scenario (“score a moment of dramatic revelation”), a genre (“I want my own EDM anthem”), or whatever really. I will then use acoustic, electric, and software instruments and record a piece between 30 seconds and 2 minutes (a short theme or song) specifically for you.

Who would need a personalised tune? Well, who wouldn’t?! Jokes aside, you might like this if

  • You’re a musician and you want a new backdrop for practice/songwriting/jamming
  • You are looking for inspiration for another art form (writing, painting, dance,…)
  • Your blog is chock-full of commissioned digital art but you’re still looking for ways to express your individuality
  • You need contributions to the score for a video project
  • You think it’s good to support folks in need and to even get an individual reward for it (besides the gratefulness of those you support)

Prices: I would suggest a minimum starting price of 2€/$ (the Dollar is almost​ 1:1 with the Euro these days iirc) and a pay-what-you-want “price limit” if you want to show more support or if you value the idea of having your own theme tune higher. Paypal would be preferable, I think.

So if you are interested, message me and we can talk about it. If you think this idea is worthwhile, but can’t/won’t contribute, please consider reblogging this post. Thanks for reading!

“You’ve gotta clean the stone first.”

Excuse me, I know what I’m doing. I’m the one that almost became an engineer in this room.”

Cabbie/illegal tinker Mark and newspaper boy with a part-time job Jack. If you’ve seen the old steampunk sketch of these two I did a loooooong time ago, you know what I’m up to. 

I actually don’t even know if this is steampunk. this is more like neo-steampunk, or a bad mix of sci-fi and victorian fashion. 

Bonus process GIF, even though almost nothing have changed since the last one: 

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Godzilla takes over TV Asahi this fall!

ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄Rebroadcasts of Shin Godzilla, Shin G vs Shin-chan
ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ Godzilla Sousenkyo (General election) to decide the number one kaiju! Broadcast of results 11/12 I believe.
ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ TV Asahi atrium statue display
ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ Godzilla WEEK on Onegai Ranking (11/6-11/9) with a variety of programs

Let’s hope somebody records anything good!

The One I Love (Belongs to Somebody Else)
Dean Martin
The One I Love (Belongs to Somebody Else)

The one I love belongs to somebody else
She means her tender songs for somebody else
And even when I have my arms around her
I know her thoughts are strong for somebody else
The hands I held belong to somebody else
I’ll bet they’re not so cold to somebody else
It’s tough to be alone on the shelf
It’s worse to fall in love by yourself
The one I love belongs to somebody else
The one I love belongs to somebody else

billboard.com
The 5 Highest Compliments Spencer Pratt Gave Taylor Swift's 'Reputation'

On “In the middle of the night, in my dreams/ You should see the things we do, baby” (from “…Ready for It?”): “I’ve heard it now a thousand times and every time it makes me sing to the clouds. That is poetic, like some shit Robert Frost would have been writing back in the day.”

On the Future/Ed Sheeran collaboration “End Game”: “I don’t need Taylor to be on any records with anybody, just like I wouldn’t need Michael Jackson to be on a record with somebody.”

On her commitment to her craft and making a potential hit like “I Did Something Bad”: “I have no idea why people hate on Taylor. Because she wants to have a really good image? Because she didn’t go out like Katy Perry and act like she’s some damn politician in the media? I don’t know wanna know who Taylor votes for. I don’t care. I wanna hear hit damn records out of her and that’s it.”

On the slow jam “Dress”: “I hope she told her mom and dad, ‘Don’t listen to this one.’ At 0:49 when she starts doing the pant-y breathing? I think that’s one of her best moments of singing. That hits my fricking holy damn spirit.”

On the lyrics of “Call It What You Want”: “'Call It What You Want’ is just beyond beautiful. My homie that does not listen to pop, he said, 'Man, those lyrics are like straight trap lyrics.’ The lyrical swag in this one, just like, 'Brought a knife to a gunfight,’ 'All the liars are calling me one’ – those lyrics right there will go down forever to me.”

In an honorable mention, Spencer Pratt even had some extra praise for Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, actor Joe Alwyn, for inspiring much of Reputation’s material: “I need to do more research about Joe because this guy is frickin’ Romeo on steroids. He’s got Taylor so damn sprung it’s overwhelming. I feel like she just made her own Ex Machina robot Ava, but Joe. She went to the mountains to live next to the waterfall and had Google make her a boyfriend.”