somebody please make this for my birthday

Drabble Game

I’ve compiled my own list of phrases. Send up to 3 for any member of any group. Also, you can include a type of AU, like high school au, celebrity au, etc.

  1. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  2. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  3. “I almost lost you.”
  4. “Wanna bet?”
  5. “I think we need to talk.”
  6. “Kiss me.”
  7. “It could be worse.”
  8. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  9. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  10. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  11. “Just once.”
  12. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  13. “I thought you were dead.”
  14. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  15. “You lied to me.”
  16. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  17. “I wish I could hate you.”
  18. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  19. “I swear it was an accident.”
  20. “Tell me a secret.”
  21. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  22. “No one needs to know.”
  23. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
  24. "If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
  25. "You were always the quiet one.”
  26. "You’ve only heard his/her point of view. You never asked mine.”
  27. "I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
  28. "I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
  29. "You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”
  30. "I’d rather caress my asshole with a chainsaw.”
  31. “Please. Just let me in.”
  32. “Don’t you ever get lonely?”
  33. “Gee, you’re just a beam of sunshine, aren’t ya?”
  34. “No, wait! This is my favorite song!”
  35. “You don’t know what it’s like to love someone who sees you as a friend…”
  36. “Wait…is that my shirt?!”
  37. “Well, I usually want to be bought dinner first, but I can make an exception.”
  38. “I don’t know whether to kiss you or punch you.”
  39. “Somebody can kill themselves by jumping from your ego to your IQ.”
  40. “Wait a minute, are you being nice to me? But it isn’t my birthday.”
  41. “Do you know how hard I’m trying not to kiss you right now?”
  42. “I’m very busy right now and you’re distracting me.”
  43. “I don’t remember because I never forgot.”
  44. “What are you besides confused?”
  45. “You know it’s okay to show emotion, right?”
  46. “I had a dream like this once…”
  47. “You don’t deserve to know how I used to feel about you.”
  48. “If you can’t live without me, then why aren’t you dead yet?”
  49. “I don’t tell you these things to hurt you. I tell you these things before I hurt myself.”
  50. “If you love me, you won’t let me walk away.”
BIRTHDAY REPLIES (sort of), SOME REPLIES & THOUGHTS ABOUT NAOMI, AND REPLIES TO JARED’S WISH

I’ve made several attempts to make a birthday reply post, but each time I get too overwhelmed and emotional and paranoid I’ll forget somebody to continue. So please accept this as my heartfelt thanks to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday, and please know that I will treasure your message forever in that little heart-shaped box I keep under my pillow (the one I take out and caress from time to time, usually during a full moon with a really maniacal look on my face). Tumblr birthdays are the best. Thank you all you dear sweet people, I love youse all!!

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Hello everyone as you already know I’ve created two blogs ( @undertaleinrainbowstyle @guardianmycharacterfrominktale ),but I got the idea to do another one to call @phototale . If you want to have a photo of me that you and somebody else you want me just send me a picture of the character That you would like to have in the photo. Sometimes I take a picture just for pleasure, birthday or anniversary. I hope someone will at least want to send me or read this text. I do not care for mistakes, it makes me want to be happy and enjoy everything in my life. And remember “you are alone”.
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HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY SHORI - 30.10.1996

Thank you so much for everything until now and for everything from now on. Hope we will be always able to see your smile, listen to your voice and get to know you even more. Thank you for every second you spend with and for your fans. Thanks for your hard work. Thanks for being there. THANK YOU.  

Today is your day, enjoy it. 

Love you. 

Mary Jane, wait! I’m here…I’m right here! You’ve got to feel me here, you have to! There’s–there’s so many things I wanted to tell you…Like how I pulled out every birthday card you ever gave me…how I kept your last message on my answering machine just so I can hear your voice before I go to sleep at night. I was gonna…I was gonna make you laugh and tell you that I missed you and that anybody who misses somebody that much, there has to be a chance, y'know? There just has to–MJ…wait, please! I love you. I love you. I love you…
—  Peter Parker, The Amazing Spider-Man #42 by J. Michael Straczynski