somebody needs to take the internet away from me!

anonymous asked:

what are some things you do on the daily?

“this boy needs to stop”

“i’m sorry but this boy look like he came straight out of the avengers movie and it’s not even funny. somebody call captain america” 

“you know i just be judging internet couples who wanna blast “JUST GOT married”all up in my news feed .that boy will literally hulk smash  his ass  in to  two, does he want to be crippled????? how thirsty does one need to be to be hoppin hulk dick???” ( when you see a couple that look dusty together and you just gotta go “that shit ugly,they need to stop” )