Plot idea for another Pirates of the Caribbean movie:
Will Turner has a brother, played by Kit Harington, who is kidnapped by a bunch of pirates who are after Will but are too dumb to realize that the posh Londoner who had been adopted by a wealthy family instead of journeying to the Caribbean with his elder brother isn’t Will. Awkward family reunions, epic sword fights, and lots of drinking ensue.
Why can’t you queue text messages. I want to be able to send a text at 9AM ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY’, 'GOOD MORNING TALK TO YOU LATER’ so people think I’m an early riser and always thinking of them instead of actually being a zombie who had a hard time waking up before 3PM