somebody had to do this lol

I’ve never seen an Error x Ink GIF, so here you go! This is the first GIF I’ve ever made, and some frames are downheart crappy xD And if I had known that the files are way smaller than I thought, I would have made the resolution higher. Well. Next time.

If somebody would have asked me a year ago “Hey Anthea, will you do a GIF of two kissing skeletons” I would have answered “Lol no why should I do that” 

@ask-glitch-and-squid If you see this - PLEASE MAKE THIS KISS CANON FOR YOUR BLOG IT WOULD LOOK SO CUTE IN YOUR ART STYLE I BEG YOU

oh Ink belongs to @comyet and Error to @loverofpiggies

anonymous asked:

Why are people doing damage control over drunk Jensen? Anyone with common sense and eyes can tell he was drunk. You didn't even have to see the way he acted. It was all in his eyes. There's a long list of proof from the panel that he was drunk. But not enough room to list here. From what I've seen everyone loves drunk Jensen and had a good time. And it's not like he was drunk enough to NOT know what he was doing. He was just loosened up and didn't give a shit. I don't get the excuses being made.

yeah lol it’s not like he went on a drunken rampage and punched somebody in the face or anything else ridiculous that u hear about drunk celebrities doing. he was just having a good time.

it’s also weird how people are like “but WHY was he drinking so much!!!!!!!!!” as if he’s not allowed to let loose every once in a while without there being some depressing reason for it. guess what!!! people drink to have fun! they drink when they’re on vacation! they drink to loosen up when they have to talk to hundreds of people all weekend! 

it’s so ridiculous to judge a grown adult for drinking when all he does when he’s drunk is cry about people doing good in the world, dance like a white girl, imitate people’s accents, give people $200 for their birthday, eat pizza, name a unicorn “steven,” show his best friend his bear underwear onstage in front of hundreds of people,,,,,,like, it could be a lot worse, people. 

I can’t help but cringe when people say Brandon and Callie are “like brother and sister” during certain scenes. Like they’ve had sex and sexual and romantic feelings for each other, so it’s just kind of weird to me when people try to make it out like they’re the same as Brandon and Mariana or Jesus and Mariana. And these are usually the same people who say brallie shippers are the ones who promote incest so it’s also really ironic to me.

Anatomy of a Tweet Fest......

Well last night’s little twitter love fest was interesting, wasn’t it?   And I’ve seen lots of people commenting on what they thought it meant.

 Was it Sam and Cait giving a big FU to fans?  

 Was it Sam and Cait letting fans know they’re still together?  

 Was it Sam and Cait getting giddy and silly because of a night shoot?  

 Let me tell you exactly what last night’s little twitter love fest meant……it meant that sometime in the last 48 hours a couple of people got their ass chewed by a PR exec.

 I’d heard yesterday that Outlander’s social media numbers were down, not any specifics just a general comment from our statistician who knows I love the show and books.  At the time, I gave it a “Humph” but after last night I have to wonder and may check just how “down” they were.     This is major for a show that won’t be on the air until September, social media is all they have right now.   And let me tell you - if you don’t think that Outlander/Starz PR has people out there perusing social media to keep a handle on the temperature of fans, I’ve got some swamp land in Manhattan I’d like to sell you.  

 Last nights “Tweet Fest” was a PR move pure and simple.  Think about what they’re filming right now.  Why on earth would Sam and Cait be tweeting each other when they were filming together on the same set?  If they wanted to tell each other how tired they were, all they had to do was talk to each other, LOL!  Not to mention, the JustJared story coming out mere minutes after the tweets started.   Come one people have you never heard of subtlety?

 Somebody told them to get out on social media and remind the fans why we fell in love with them in the first place.  It’s what we call “corrective PR”.   They weren’t trying to say “FU” to the fans, they were trying to woo us.

 Did it work?  Who knows.  But if it did I’ll expect them to keep up the social media love for a day or two then just go back to old habits.

 What if it didn’t work?   Well now if the little twitter fest didn’t get the numbers back to PR’s liking – I expect two things:

 1.      I expect a candid pic of Sami and Cait enjoying time together over the weekend.   Maybe a selfie or a fan pic (and if you don’t believe fan pics are staged sometimes – got some more of that swampland…)

And

2.      I expect MM to fade into the woodwork – at least for a while.

 Now I know what you’re thinking…. this means that Starz has been playing us all along with the whole Sam/Cait couple thing.  Sam’s with MM, Cait’s with Tony, and we’re all just a bunch of fools.    No, it doesn’t mean the afore mentioned is true – doesn’t mean it’s not.  It simply means that PR knows what makes fans happy and statistics jump.   This was crisis management and it followed one simple formula.

 Event (Cait’s pic) = Outcome (dropped social media stats) which yield Counter Event (Twitter Fest) and these Counter Events will change, escalate, and continue until social media numbers rise to acceptable thresholds.

 Whether you fall for it or not– well that’s up to you.

that episode was funny and was the essence of what always sunny is… why are people saying it was bad? like people are saying “oh dee went too far”… the ending wasnt funny…. what fucking show have y’all been watching? 

bc ive been watching one where they’ve tried to trigger someones ptsd on purpose, where they broke into and wrecked somebodys home and stolen their possessions and put them 1000s of dollars in debt, pretended to be crippled to hook up with people, had a funeral for a fake child to scam the irs, kidnapped and molested a newspaper critic, got a man addicted to crack and sold him out to the mob, left a big group of people to burn in a fire… 

what were you doing when that shit happened? bc i was laughing bc thats the point of this show lol

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I don’t know what the deal is with rainy weather…it makes me so tired!  I had zero desire to work today, but I got to read exactly four posts before my day got crazy busy!  Fortunately, I was uncharacteristically proactive about packing breakfast and lunch last night, AND I pre-chopped the onions and jalapenos and mixed the spice rub for the shredded beef tacos I’m making in the crockpot, too.  This morning, prep took five minutes and I just got home to an amazing-smelling house!  And…as you can see…I’m EXTRA prepared with salsa for the tacos! That salsa is SO good, and they haven’t had it the last two times I went to Trader Joe’s.  So, I felt it necessary to stock up!  The guy at the checkout was like, “Wow…somebody really likes salsa.” Lol

I just don’t have it in me to go to the gym tonight.  I’m currently summoning the motivation to either go out for a rainy 65 degree run (LOVELY running conditions!) or do a yoga video.  I saw a super unflattering picture of myself from this weekend’s work event on Sunday.  I’m STILL trying to talk myself down about it (it keeps popping up on our work social media…UGH).  I was standing at an angle and wearing a rather flowy shirt, but for whatever reason, no amount of logical reasoning with myself has made me feel better and it’s been two days.  That nasty negative self-talk is such shit. :/

On a brighter note, I was looking for a couple of new maxi dresses for work for the warmer months and I ordered this one (in charcoal) from Amazon.  I don’t order a ton of clothes online but I took a chance on this one because it’s nice, cheap, and plain. Plus, I already have a belt that works with it (I’m wearing it in that picture).  I’m totally happy with the fit and the material. I’m 5′9 and it falls to the perfect length, too!  I ordered a second one in olive.  Yay!  I am not a fashionable person at all.  I love that maxi dresses are a complete outfit all on their own with minimal effort, and if they’re plain, I can match them to any number of shoes or sweaters.  I live in TX, so basically 99% of my wardrobe is sleeveless and I own a bunch of sweaters! Ha! 

oh-baby-a-triple-oh-yeah  asked:

real talk [and you don't have to take this as a drawing request it's just a curiosity thing to you as another artist]: if you were able to redesign any DB/z character at any stage of the series, who would you pick and what would you do to them?

AW MAN THATS A HARD ONE. Cuz I’m mostly okay with everyones designs during different arcs, period lol (give or take. Im not much keen on goten’s appearance in super or yamchas during the cell saga…)
BUT. If there had to be SOMEBODYS I could change, I might dabble with Chi-Chi’s design  in super… maybe its because she doesn’t get many overall appearance changes (and im not TOO huge a fan on her hairstyle either) but- I’d probably make her look like a transitioning stage from her buu saga look, going onto her eventual look at end of Z. Like. Something in the middle, maybe.

EXCUse My sloppy doodle but im on painkillers And its like 1 am so i could only do like, one lmao (THO THIS WAS A VERY INTERESTING THOUGHT i Love stuff like this)

「Plumeria 」 -  Princess Allura (Voltron Legendary Defender)

“If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?”
“(…)Shiro’d be a Plumeria.” - Josh Keaton, answering an interview

I did a bit of research on the flower, and if Wikipedia is to be trusted…
“In modern Polynesian culture, the flower can be worn by women to indicate their relationship status - over the right ear if seeking a relationship, and over the left if taken.“

I just had to do it XD

Now, I don’t know wether Josh knew this or not, but the Plumeria’s meaning is tied to death and spirits in some cultures LOL (somebody insert shiro’s gif saying “just trying to lighten the mood” cuz i cant seem to find it)

anonymous asked:

I really don't understand how anyone thinks Dany is being "nice" by "helping" the Northerners when she is basically refusing to lift a finger for them unless she gets her way first and they all bow to her. There's nothing nice or magnanimous or worthy of queendom about that, and I don't understand why Dany fans think it's so great and justifiable. It makes her look selfish​, entitled, and thoroughly undeserving.

I agree completely, and I honestly think that’s the point. 

As GRRM said:

I believe in gray characters, as I’ve said before. We all have good and evil in us and there are very few pure paragons and there are very few orcs. A villain is a hero of the other side, as someone said once, and I think there’s a great deal of truth to that, and that’s the interesting thing. In the case of war, that kind of situation, so I think some of that is definitely what I’m aiming at.

I think we’re supposed to identify with Dany at the beginning. We’re supposed to be happy for her, cheer her on, and then slowly question why we’re cheering for her. She is an abuse victim, and she stands up for herself. She liberates herself. Then she liberates slaves, and like, what’s more Good Guy™ than that? Then she does more and more terrible things in the name of solidifying her own power. And eventually, she sails to Westeros… and she’s certainly not liberating anybody there. She is bringing two armies who are most known for committing horrendous war crimes (Dothraki/Ironborn). Don’t tell me these people will just change through their love of Dany!!!

Oh yeah, and dragons.

She’s going to take what’s “hers” with fire and blood. 

Maybe some of us are still rooting for her. But don’t tell me violence is going to solve the years long brutal civil war. Isn’t that the theme of the entire series? Violence begets more violence. Besides, that’s not why Dany’s going to Westeros. She’s going there to claim What’s Hers™.

But she’s never come into direct conflict with other protagonists we truly love. To the Northerners, she is a villain - she isn’t an orc, but she’s a Good Guy anymore. She wants to take the Freedom Northerners have lost so much for.

And make no mistake, Jon, Arya, Sansa and Bran may be painted in shades of grey, but they are the heroes of our story. If Dany tries to take the North from them – than she has been a red herring all this time, and has been a surprise!villain, the Anakin of ASOIF. 

And if people think the Starks are going to sit by and blindly let her take everything from them because she is a ‘benevolent queen’, they should think again. She has allied herself with the people who created complete chaos in the North and set into motion most of the Starks misfortune:

Theon seized Winterfell, and made everyone believe Rickon and Bran were dead. He betrayed Robb, and in a way his betrayal was the beginning of the end for him. The Ironborn created internal weakness to the campaign. And let’s not forget, they are known for their murdering, raping and pillaging. They made life really bad for Stark bannermen and Northern smallfolk. The Boltons were put up with because they protected people from the Ironborn, so that’s saying something.

Tyrion married a 12/14-year-old prisoner of war with the aim of stealing her birthright and ruining the North’s hope for independence. Even if she wasn’t a child bride, she was a prisoner who could in no way ever consent. In the books, he began intercourse with her and continued until she was crying, only then realizing it was wrong. Even if you forgive him for that because ~~he had no choice Tywin made him do it, he was Team Lannister until they turned on him. And who do Starks hate? Lannisters.

This matters. Dany has been set up as somebody to look as unappealing as possible to not just the Starks, but all Northerners. And this isn’t taking into account her family’s shady history, just her choices. 

anyways i wanna write a bob/alicia get together where like alicia is one of the first trans models in the industry (is that based on fact?? fuck if i know but either way) and it’s what, like the 80s? so of course she gets a ton of shit for it and people are generally real gross about it and bob is famous by this point so he’s like “you know what somebody’s gotta help a girl out” so he just casually throws his support into any interview he can (like for magazines and stuff not intermission or whatever lol) and like he hasn’t even met her YET but he hears she’s a lovely girl and her story is inspiring etc etc

and then naturally alicia goes to one of his games because like. the dude has had her back since the whole mess started and she’s doing a lot better now but it’s still a process and a lot of people are still closed minded so it’s nice to know she’s got somebody in her corner who isn’t like, her immediate family or closest friends. and then they meet afterward for Publicity but also because she just genuinely wants to thank him and then they hit it off and become friends and then fall madly in love and live Happily Ever After amen

Lost - Vernon/Hansol angst

Originally posted by hansols

Okay so I tried my hand at a happy ending - but as you’re reading this you’re assuming Vernon gets her back? Lol.
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You stumbled as somebody shoved into you, catching yourself on the wall of some dingy looking shop. Not bothering to turn and give a silent dirty look to the person that had barged into you, you righted yourself and continued walked, hugging in on yourself. It was fucking cold.

How could Hansol do that to you? Yes, you didn’t get to spend that much time with each other and yes, the relationship could be stronger. That didn’t mean that it didn’t fucking hurt when you caught him, another girl’s tongue down his throat. In front of everybody else too.

It only added to the pain that Seokmin and Jihoon were actively trying to stop you from seeing, meaning they knew very well what was going on and they were okay with it. How many of the others knew? All of them?
Even Seungkwan, your best friend? Did he know?

Was everybody laughing at your stupidity behind your back?

You were brought back into the present as yet another person bumped into you and shit, couldn’t they watch where they were walking?

Scrubbing some tears from your face, you grumbled angrily as the blisters on the back of your feet got too painful to deal with and you reached down to rip the heels off your feet.
Screw trying to look nice for him. Screw trying to look nice for anybody.

Leaving the heels on the pavement behind you, you continued walking, eventually coming to the Han River. You had always, always loved the sight of it at night, where all the lights from the city were reflected onto the water, but you didn’t feel your heart surging at the sight of it tonight; you were completely alone in Seoul, at night, and your boyfriend had cheated on you.

Talk about rotten luck.

Taking a seat on one of the benches near the bank, you drew your legs up to rest against your torso, leaning your chin on your knees.
Honestly, as much as it hurt you right now, you already knew that you would eventually get over it. Your relationship with Hansol wasn’t going anywhere at all and lately, the romance had been dwindling. It was only a matter of time before something happened to break the two of you up; you just wished that it hadn’t been him cheating on you.



“WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” Seungkwan screeched, lurching forwards to smash Vernon’s face in. Seungcheol and Mingyu wrapped their arms around the smaller boys torso to hold him back, but Seungkwan was thrashing angrily in their arms. “HOW FUCKING COULD YOU?! I TRUSTED YOU WITH HER!”

“I-I’m sorry!” Hansol cried, barely even trying to defend himself from the furious onslaught.

“SORRY?! OH, YOU’RE SORRY!” Seungkwan laughed sarcastically, the venom in his voice making Hansol flinch. “THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS OKAY, HUH?”

“Seungkwan…” Seungcheol started in a soothing voice but the glare that he got in return was enough to make any man shut up.

“Get the fuck off me,” Seungkwan said, not meeting anybody’s eye. Mingyu immediately began to retract his arms but S.Coups held tightly, not willing to take any chances. “Seungcheol, if you don’t get the fuck off me in ten seconds, I swear to fucking God.”

Not wanting to receive whatever was on the end of that threat, his arms were pulled away from Seungkwan too. Rather than waste any time on the pitiful cheater in front of him, he turned away immediately, beginning to walk out to try and find you, but he was stopped momentarily by approaching footsteps behind him.

“If you’re going to try and stop me-”

“I’m coming with you, idiot.”

Seungkwan turned to see Jisoo walking up to him but Seungkwan didn’t smile, as much as he appreciated the help. Seoul was a big place and who knew where you were.

“Me too.” Jeonghan said after minimal hesitation.

Wonwoo stood up from where he was sitting near Hansol, stretching his limbs out and yawning. Without any kind of hesitation or thought to the consequences, he swung around and slammed his fist straight into Vernon’s jaw with no warning, sending the younger boy sailing to the floor.

“Wait for me.” was all he said as he came to join the small group.

The four of them left the building, leaving the chaos behind them as they separated to look for you in different areas of the city.

“Where do you think she will be?” Wonwoo asked quietly. Seungkwan shrugged, although he had a slight inkling. It was nighttime and you were upset; he knew exactly where you would be.

“I’m not sure. Where are you going to search?”

“I could go back to her apartment to see if she went back there.” Joshua volunteered and Seungkwan nodded, making Jisoo start to jog away.

“I’ll check shops and food stalls.” Jeonghan said and with Seungkwan’s nod, he was off too.

“You know where she is, don’t you?” Wonwoo asked as the other two left. Seeing no reason to lie to him, he nodded silently. “I hope she’s safe. Want me to come with?”

“No, she won’t want to see anybody. You should just go back to the dorms.”

Nodding, Wonwoo was also sent on his way.

Seungkwan would never have guessed it; ever since he had introduced you to the group, Wonwoo had been the last one to warm up to you. Seeing him display this level of concern for you was nice, but then he thought back to how the others hadn’t tried to defend you and instead they had defended Vernon.

Fucking Vernon.

“Something told me you’d be here.” you heard behind you and you looked to the side to watch Seungkwan take a seat next to you, not even looking at you and instead focusing on the waters.

“I’m always here, it didn’t require much brain power.”

“True.”

You sat in a comfortable silence for a few moments whilst he thought hard about what to say. Honestly, what was he even supposed to say to you? He had introduced you to Vernon in the first place and now here you were, crying because of him. He felt like a shit best friend.

“I’m sorry.” was all he could say at the moment.

“What for?”

“For introducing you to him.”

You laughed, leaning over so you could rest your head on his shoulder. “Ah, my Seungkwan. Always the sassy one.”

“I’m being serious.”

“I know, and I don’t accept your apology because I don’t need it. You didn’t intend for us to date and you didn’t intend for him to cheat - it’s my fault, really.”

“No. No, it isn’t. Don’t pull this crap, Y/N, it’s Vernon’s fault and you know it.”

You laughed again. “Really, Seungkwan. It’s okay. I think I’m already over it, as bad as that sounds. There wasn’t much of a relationship to begin with.”

“Oh, well that’s-”

“I think Wonwoo is more my type anyway.”

“Y/N!” Seungkwan exclaimed, mouth dropping open.

Actually, that explained a lot. The awkward blushes, the way he was much quieter than usual around you and he was already quiet as hell. The way he was concerned for you despite not really spending much time with you. The way you would always ask after him whenever you spent time with Seungkwan.

“This has been a long time coming, hasn’t it?” he asked, chuckling lightly.

“Yep.”

“Well, look at you! Going through my hip hop unit like they’re sweets!”

“Oh, whatever.”

“Well, I’m hesitant to let you ever date again, but I feel like Wonwoo’s fist has made a good impression on Vernon’s face so I approve.”

“He punched him?”

“He did.”

“Perfect.”

anonymous asked:

Pst, i have some more shitty headcanons: Wally and Dick aggressively playing mario kart to see whos doing the chores if they ever were to live together• first time Damian went to Jon's overnight, he said he would sleep on the ground. Damian ended up crawling into Jon'a bed simply because he usually sleeps in Dick's bed. Or at least had somebody or something next to him to hug.

Dick wins most of the lol. As for Damian, he always sleeps with Dick or anyone (he slept with Tim once but denies it). It’s his way of being a child, acting like a normal kid

#Ijustmadethisalotdarkerthanitneededtobe

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@lawful-evil-novelist

Jervis: Jonathan tell Edward to stop pointing a gun at me!

Edward: YOU SPILLED TEA ON MY GOOD SUIT!

Jervis: You have a billion other suits! That one wasn’t even your color!

Edward: THAT SUIT WAS WORTH A MILLION AND A BLEND OF THE MOST EXQUISITE FIBERS IN THE WORLD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO TO STEAL THAT?

Jervis: what were you doing parading in a million dollar suit??

Edward: I HAVE CLASS JERVIS.

*childish bickering continues*

Jonathan- * queue evanescence* wake me up (wake me up inside), i can’t wake up (wake me up inside). saaave meee

lol. Jon is done, as always. He’s not even there. Completely detached, Bye Jon.

anonymous asked:

what was wrong with the audience and willam at roscoes? :o

Nothing was wrong with Willam (or with Bob or Kim). I just tagged Willam in that post because she’s active on her tumblr, lol

BUT OMG THE AUDIENCE WAS A FUCKING MESS. There was this wasted girl who kept screaming and being obnoxious, including while the queens were talking or trying to answer a question, at which Trannika and Willam repeatedly had to ask her to shut up (which she never did). Kim had to yell at somebody else who was doing the same. There were a bunch of weird/dumb/rude questions, people trying to be funny and clever by throwing shade at other queens (I don’t even remember the questions at this point so don’t ask who). The usual Q&A fuckery, only more so. Like… exhaustingly more.

General note for the Drag Race fandom:
1) I’m not sure who told anyone that being an asshole equals having a sense of humor, but it doesn’t
2) Make no mistake: Trannika will roast you mercilessly if you bring your bad manners to a drag event

Scared Straight (facesitting story)

Meet Mike a 15 year old “thug”. Now I say “thug” because only thing he know about being a thug is listening to rap music. Mike is a bout 5’7 135lbs of pure douche. A white kid born in the suburbs but for some reason walks around like he is the biggest threat to mankind.  He steals from stores, been to juvenile 10 and takes a lot of pride in that, and breaks in to his neighbors houses. And he does it all with his little sidekick  Evan  also 15yrs old slightly smaller than Mike standing about 5’6 130lbs Asian kid who grew up with money but is rebelling from “the man”. Evan and Mike met in juvenile when they were 10 and have been in and out since. Neither of their parents know what to do with these kids. The constantly get in fights with of course (the kids they can bully and beat) and walk around like they are invincible.  Mike’s dad and Evan’s Dad talk to eachother after watching and episode of Scare Straight. Where they take these knucklehead kids an put them in jail with hard core inmates for a day or two. They looked around to see if they could find a program like this and sure enough they did. Except Cameras didn’t follow them around.  The program was in the innercity It was called “We’ll Fix Em” . Testimony of parents on the internet were all praising the program saying their kids went in terrible but came out never wanting to experience anything like that again and immediately started to straighten up. Excelling in good grades and behavior.  The Dad’s instantly signed up there kids. They didn’t tell their wives because they knew they would not approve.
The Day of they Dad’s tell each of their sons that they are rewarding them buy taking them out since its been a week since they hadn’t had to get them from juvenile.  As they were driving they pulled over to gas station both Dad’s got out of the car. Unknown to the kids it was all a set up. Soon as the Dad’s went into the store 2 huge bouncer guys came to both sides of the car opened it and before Evan or Mike could even try to fight back …they were instantly put into two huge mesh bags and pulled out the car only to be thrown into a near by van.  They hit the van floor with a thud laying on their backs both of them hit their heads and were slight disoriented. Then without warning what seemed liked to heavy giant size pillows landing on their chest and covered from their neck to their knees. The weight was so unbearable to the kids that they couldn’t even yell for help. All their energy went to breathing. They couldn’t figure out what was on top of them only that it was pinning them to the floor of the van and it was just enough weight on them to not crush them completely. They were stuck like that what seemed to be hours to finally they  felt the car stop. The weight lifted off them and they were relieved  to finally  get the full control of their lungs.  Before they knew the were being carried. They couldn’t see anything the mesh hole were so small it was like they weren’t there. It was obvious they were only there to not suffocate the ones in the bag. Shortly after they were dropped down on the ground again  but this time the bags were taken off them.  They got their first view of where they were. It was a big jail cell with only them to standing in it with a glass door preventing them to exit.  With a fairly large Mixed race guy outside the window.

Mike (trying to be the thug) Hey what do you think you muthafuckas are doing? You can’t keep us in here? Let us out or we’ll fuck you up and whoever ever brought us here.
Evan: Yea bitch. You better be luck your standing on the other side of the glass you cunt
Soon a speaker came on it was the Mixed Guy standing out side of the Glass. His name was Jordon he was the coordinator of this program. Jordon was 7ft 300lbs of pure man. Almost an olive color greek god. His body was in shape, and pecs were crazy, arms were huge and his lower half trumped that. His thighs could easily be twice the size of the little runts in the cell and that was just one thigh and those met up with the biggest bubble ass. Even from the front you could see his ass cheeks bulge out from the side in his khaki pants he was wearing which was barely containing his humongous backside
Jordon: Shut THE FUCK UP
His voice resonated so loud that it put a pause into the rant the kids were on.
Jordon: You little fuck think your tough huh. You aint shit. And by the time you leave here your gonna be on the best behavior of your lives.
Mike: Fuck you your fat fuck!! Look at your fucking tight ass pants don’t fit you FAT ASS. You pussy.  Come in here and we’ll see how tough you are
Evan: Hhaha. Yea bro he gotta be a pussy. How are you that big and scared to come and talk to us face to face. You a bitch. Let us out of here and we wont fuck your ass up later.
Jordon smiled at them and said: Ok you wanna see who’s a real bitch. Let’s see how long you last.
A buzzer sound went off and out of a back trapped door walked in to guys just as big as Jordon. One a was a big black dude 7’2 310 dark skin heavily tatted up thug name J-Ro. Huge upper body and once again an even bigger lower body. Legs and Ass so big that they had to custom make SWEAT Pants for him to wear and those still were tight on his ass. and Next to him was not as big but what he lacked in height he made up in width. He was 6’5 275 Puerto Rican guy name Chavez. He was built like a Running back majority of his weight was his base. He Butt came out so far it was almost like somebody attached on him and his thighs were like tree trunks. Especially to these little runts. He had on some Basketball trunks. Neither of these mega men had on underwear so even tho the kids weren’t gay they couldn’t help but notice when they walked towards them their thighs shake and their monster dicks swing back and forth.
Mike and Evan were taken back by these two guys that they almost stop talking shit. But Mike always being the tough guy
Mike: Hey Evan look more FAT ASSES!! Lol you guys are supposed to do what. You can’t fucking touch us bitch.
Evan: Where did you find these fuck up shaped guys. You guys look like fucking mutated humans look at how your built. Fags just like a bitch I watch on music videos.
Mike: I bet you hoe’s can twerk huh.
Jordon over the loud speaker “Have Fun Fellas” as he walked away. The boys for turned around to see him walk and for the first time caught a glipse on how big Jordon’s ass was. It was unreal. They both thought what the hell is this place. Why is everybody built like this. They both ran to the glass and banged on it
Both: Let us the fuck out of here. Hey fat ass come back here and get us out of here your fat fuck
They turned around to see the two giant size men now standing directly in front of them. Chavez was in front of Evan and J-Ro infront of Mike. Mike came to about J-Ro’s Stomach as he looked up he really saw that one of his legs are pretty much bigger than his whole body. And  Evan was dwarfed by the thickness of Chavez. From where the kids where standing in the front they could literally see both of these two men’s butt cheeks stick out from the sides and how big their bodies were period. The two men just stood their staring at them with the coldest stares.
Mike: What the fuck are you guy deformed or something.
Evan: Get the fuck away from. What are ya’ll gay or something.
Just then J-Ro spoke
J-ro: you hear that Chavez we must be deformed
Chavez: (laughs) Yea and we must be gay too huh. That hurts our feelings
J-Ro: Yea man lets leave.  These guys are too tough for us
Just then the giant men turned around and for the first time the boys could see how large their asses really were.  One of these mens cheeks were wider than both Evan and Mike combined.  As the two men Turned around even tho they were standing at slight distance their asses almost touched the two teens from sticking out so far. The Teens could smell their asses from where they were standing and instantly where disgusted.
Mike: Damn man get your Fat asses away from us they stink like shit
Evan: Do you guys no how to shower?
Mike got bold and decided to punch J-Ro right butt cheek and Evan Followed hitting Chavez in his ass too. As they made contact their hands sunk into their ass like their butt just absorbed the impact. Both of teens were stunned and didn’t know what to do.  J-Ro and Chavez looked at eachother and nodded and grinned evily and in swift motion backed all up squashing the boys against the glass with their mammoth asses. The teens didn’t know what happened until it was too late. They were now trapped inbtween both of these huge ass cheeks getting pulled deeper into there crack that seem to go on forever. From the other side of the glass it just looked like the two huge asses were trying to literally eat the kids. Their cheeks engulfed both tiny teens body so much that their torso and arms were being sucked into their asscrack and this was with pants on. Their cheeks touched the glass. The sight was almost like a pressed ham mooning prank against the glass from the other side except there are two bodies stuck in them. Unfortunately for Mike the loud mouth he had J-Ro who was 2 feet taller than him so his face was being sucked up his stinky ass too. Evan was doing to much better most of his face was being sucked In Chavez ass only his eyes and top of head weren’t. Evan was able to look over and see Mike virtually disappear as more weight was being pressed against him

J-Ro: He Vez remember he asked us of if we could twerk?
Chavez: haha. Yea lets show them.
The two men then bend down putting their hands on their knees. Which opened their ass crack slight and made the two teens sink deeper into their asses. Unfortunately this mad Even whole face now sink into Chavez ass in this position with the rest of his body. The two men began shaking their asses and laughing the whole time. Still pinning the two against the glass. The boys were freaking out.  They had done ass pranks to the people they bullied with their small butts but nothing like this. This was horrible and it smelled like crazy. They were able to catch breaths when the two giant ass separated and clapped back together on their puny bodies and faces. The guys kept this up for a few minutes and thought it was funny as hell. Then they stood back up and backed away from the squashing the kids on the wall. Only thing is they were stuck in between their asses . So the two giants walked around dragging them behind trapped between their butt cracks. Now they weren’t getting air the kids began to scream thinking they were gonna suffocate. The muffled sound felt good to the Big guys walked around with them trapped in their ass crack but they didn’t want them to pass out this was only the beginning. So the both reached back and pulled them out of their asses .The kids landed on their small butts with a thud and completely disoriented. Slowly their vision got unblurry and the two giants were standing over them looking at them
J-Ro: You think we finally shut these two up
Chavez: You know this goes.. that doesn’t happen until hours from now.
Chavez was right because sure enough
Mike: What the fuck was that you Fags. (trying to catch his breath)
Evan: Only girls would use their big asses like that. I knew you homos could twerk too. If that’s all you got then bring it on
Mike looked at Evan with a “shut up” look but couldn’t back down yet because he didn’t wanna seem weak.
Mike: Yea you fuck faces. You too aint nothing but a nigga and wetback.
This pissed the two Giant men off and immediately they grabbed each of them by the neck and lifted them off their feet.
J-Ro: What you call us white boy? See we were being nice because we knew you two phonies weren’t real threats.
Chavez: Yea but now you and  your little Asian friend here can get the real “fix a thug” treatment.
With that the two man tossed the boys on the two bed opposite of eachother on the walls. The two kids landed again on their backs and before they could get up both J-Ro and Chavez had leaped in the air and were coming down fast on the boys. All the teens saw where these two round masses of humongous flesh come crashing down on their chest. Both landed so hard it knocked all the air of the two teens. Evan and Mike thought they might of broken a rib how hard they landed on top of them. Luckily the beds were padded and so were the two huge asses on top of them although the weight was almost unbearable to the guys underneath it.  J-Ro’s and Chavez asses stretched from the kids thighs to the just below the kids faces.
Chavez: Oh I hope I didn’t break him
Laughing as he sat on top of Evan. Who was turning red from all the ass on top of him
J-Ro: Well I hope I did break mine
As he leaped and landed on Mike again causing mike to let out a faint yell of pain.
Mike struggling with all his might : Get……..Off….Me….Fat.  Amm
Before Mike could get it out J-ro and shifted slight putting PART of one of his cheeks to cover Mike’s mouth up to his nostrils.
J-Ro: That’s how we keep him quiet huh. Hows your’s doing Vez
Chavez looks down at Evan mouthing “Fuck You” to him
Chavez: This guys is a fighter let’s see if he likes this
Chavez up J-Ro and sled his whole ass over Evan’s face swallowing his head and face SIDEWAYS up his crack.  His left cheek was touching the bed on the other side of Evans head and his right cheek was still covering most his chest. From Evan’s Chin to the top of his head was now lost in Chavez asscrack in these basketball shorts which was the only thing stopping it from being even deeper
Mike cut his eyes over to see what happen to Evan.  And could see his head anywhere not even between Chavez thighs. All he saw was Evan lower body thrashing around  and his arms hitting Vez thigh and butt.
J-Ro: Hahaha Damn Vez that’s a good one. Let me try
Mike’s eyes got wide as he saw these massive booty cheeks slide over his face and like his friend was swallowed side straddle in the crack of this big black man’s larger than life booty
J-Ro: Ahh the screams feel good
Even tho in the room you couldn’t hear anything. Not even a muffled scream. The two giant asses had completely drowned out everything. The two guys sat on their runts face and laughed about it.
J-Ro: I gotta say I love this job
Chavez: Yea not bad for our community service huh?
J-Ro: Jordon had a good idea for this. Plus I was getting tired smothering the inmates hahah
Chavez: Me too.  Haha
The two were so in there conversations that they almost forgot they were sitting on the teens until they realized the trashing slowed
Chavez: Oh shit..
He and J-ro both slid back onto the kids chest. The teens slowly started coming to as they both slapped their faces to wake them up.
J-Ro: No no little bitch. Your not getting away that easy
Chavez: Was wrong man cant breathe huh?
Evan: (groggy) What are you…. Trying.. to.. Do. Kill us
Mike: (groggy) Suffocation … by… ass.. ..will get you..locked up
Chavez: Oh but we are already locked up.
J-ro: We came to teach you too a lesson. You wanna be hard and have everybody kiss your ass. Well show how it really  feels to kiss ass
Still trapped under the two. Struggling to breathe
Mike: You.. can’t ..Do..This..
J-Ro: Why not? Did you ask those people if you could break in their house”
Evan: Fuck them and Fuck that house and fuck you.
Chavez: And here I thought the white boy was the leader. Back under you go
Evan: Wait.. nooommmpphh….
Chavez slid back over on his face sitting harder this time
Mike watched again as the huge ass sat on top of his little friends face.
Mike actually laughed.
Mike: What you think this is supposed….to Break us?
J-Ro: Think?? Haha no I know it will. Trust me.
Just then J-Ro through his leg over Mikes tiny body straight out while the other leg straddle him on the floor. Mike Looked up and all he say was ASS and soo much he couldn’t even crane his neck enough to see around either cheek and now the weight was even more heavy.  J-Ro began to scoot back  it didn’t make to get closer to his face because even on his chest his ass spilled over barely touching mike’s face.
Mike: Wait…wait…wait
J-Ro: you though this was funny huh
Chavez had pulled Evan’s Face back out of his ass now and slid back down still cover the kids body. Booty spilling over on onside thight on the other side of his body and still heavy
Vez: Look at your friend. He thinks its funny? How about you?
Mike watched as the mountain of round ass cheeks encased in  sweats slowly started to  creep more and more on his face.  Until suddenly  J-Ro was sitting squarely on his face. Evan watched as his friend  disappeared into the huge ass. Nothing of his head could be seen and his thighs covered everything but his feet. His friend mike’s head and face had completely disappeared. J-Ro sat there without a care in the world.
Vez: See that kid. Now he’s gone hahaha. You wanna be next huh little punk. My ass is nice and smelly in these baskeball pants  I haven’t washed since I started this uhh teaching a month ago.
Evan didn’t know what to do. He was in shock still watching Mike. The way J-ro was seating all he could see was  Mike feet kicking just outside of his kneecap.
Vez: Oh your not so tuff now that your boy is vanished into my friends giant ass huh?
Then Vez Turned around like J-ro and sat on the kids chest facing his feet. Evan’s body once again suck into his crack. Vez slowly slid back up to his face and sat then slid back down… then back up  then back down. Evan pretty much became a little ass wipe for this massive thug. It was like watching a human thong being swiped in and out of his massive ass and he still had pants on. Finally he just sat square on his face. Now making even disappear completely…
The two big inmates laughed at the feeling of having these kids faces in their ass and not getting in trouble for it. It was a power to be able to dominate with the Ass they were blessed with. The laughed so hard that J-Ro farted and farted loud. So loud mike face and head viberated.
Chavez: DAmnnnn.. that was a good one. I can top it
Chavez who could make himself fart on cue did just that. A loud trumpet fart that  made Evan’s whole body shake. The two inamates then leaned over just enough so that their seats could breathe but still not leave the inside of their huge asses. The kids screamed but knew it was pointless. It was the worst smell they had ever smelt almost like they were being poisoned. It made them sick not to mention the smell of their asses. Apart them wished they just sit back down  so they couldn’t smell it anymore.
Mike: Oh God.. Oh God.. Ok Ok I give just get your fat fucking ass out of my face.
Evan: Please ok I’m sorry I’m sorry
Both talked into the huge ass hovering over
J-Ro: Now you promise to behave
Both teens: Yes yes…just get off us please
J-Ro and Chavez both knew they were just saying that to get off. They hadn’t even began to breaking process. Both Inmates got up as the teens laid their dazed.
Mike: I’m not gay but your asses are huge
Evan: I agree. I didn’t think a person could fit in there
Mike: Now get us out this place now. We apologized
Evan: Yea hurry up too.
The two Giant men turned and walked away talking to themselves to see if they had set a record for breaking a kid in place. While they were talking.

Mike: Hey Evan.. I don’t care how big these fags are any man gets hit in the nuts he’ll fold
Evan: Let’s sneak up behind them hit and then we can beat their asses while their injured
Mike: Bet
The two teens got up quietly ran up behind the two giants and struck both of them in the nuts. Only thing is they didn’t move away quick enough. The Two large men did fall but they dropped ass first on top of the teens squashing them on the hard floor with all their weight on top of their back. The teens where crushed to the floor so hard they were turning red. They now realized the guys hadn’t been using all of their weigh on them. The air was being squeezed out of them on this hard floor as the two giants held their nutz and sat fullweight on top of the teens. Not only could the teens not breathe they felt there torso being sucked into those deep huge ass cracks again. The two Big booty men were now pissed off. Its not time to really break them.
They regain their composure and realized they were sitting on the kids squashing air out of them. So they held them down and stood up pulling them from their cracks. Lifted the half dead kids up like rag dolls and tossed back on the bed. The kids were so dazed from the squashing they could even move. All the could do was hold their ribs from the pain that was just caused they even notice that the two giants and removed their pants and shorts just pass the bottom of their expansive behinds. Before the knew two flung themselves back on their seats ass first facing the kids feet landing with a hard thud.  Once again hurting the two teens. But now they got to see how big the two asses really were. Their clothes they had on had contained them. Mike was looking up once again at the huge dark chocolate ass that’s now has no fabric blocking his crack is starting to suck his body into. J-Ro sat that his head was the only thing sticking out of his deep crack. Mike felt his whole body go up inside this huge ass. He could even see J-Ro’s head. All he could see was mounds and mounds of muscle/jiggly black ass. Evan was in the same boat sinking deep into Chavez ass crack. Both Giant men stoping right before their faces. The two boys were now legit scared. Evan couldn’t see anything but Vez smooth brown  ass engulfing his tiny body. Then it happen the Two inmates looked at eachother and slid back all that ass on to the scared tiny kids faces.  And sat there with both their feet outstretched on the kids bodies. The kids under then just disappeared.  They both Sat and wiggled and grinded on the tiny facial features. The teens felt like there were In another dimension how deep they where in their ass.  Soon air was need and the two big men know it. So they lifted up slightly giving them air but still in the crack of their ass so all the kids got were stinky smelly sweaty ass and then BRRTTTTTT a fart from both of them that almost made the two pass out. They were stuck left only to breathe that gas. The Two inmates farted on their faces for 30 mins until they kids almost passed out just from the gas fumes. The kids barely coherent were fading from being literally trapped in a mega phat ass.
J-Ro: You want us to stop this?
He heard the kids muffle out a yes
Vez: Ok stick your tongue out both of you.
The kids didn’t want to but at this point were highly defeated. So they both stuck their tongues out only to have both Men sit back down fullweight again burying their tongues straight up their holes. The inmates grinded and bounce heavy on there face and tongue now.  The kids were so disgusted they wished they could pass out. Both of them started to cry thinking they would never escape this torture. They should of never pissed these two massive ass inmates off.  They started to fee for lack of oxygen thinking they would let them breathe. They had before but no such luck this time. The inmates just sat there and talked to eachother like nobody was even under them. And to them if it was for their tongue in there ass they wouldn’t even feel them. It was like just sitting on a lumpy bed.  They sat until the knew the kids had completely passed out. The rolled over on their stomachs on the bed bringing the kids and their body with them trapped in their ass. The kids looked like they were in a ass sleeping back stuck face first limp in between the two’s  huge ass cheeks.  
J-Ro: this was easier then the others huh
Chavez was looking back admiring the little Asian kid inbetween his ass.
Chavez: Yea they look sleep should we let em go
J-Ro : lets wait til the wake and do it one more time for good measure
About an hour of the kids sleep in these guys asses they started to stir. The two inmates pulled their face up from their asses but leaving their arms and body trapped inside there long deep crack.
J-Ro: So do you guys want to come back and meet us or will you be behaving from now
Mike: (drained and defeated) I’m sorry man I’m sorry (he said crying) Just let us go and we’ll never do anything wrong again
Evan: Yea (sobbing) Please nothing can be worse than this. I don’t wanna come back. I’m done
Chavez: Should we believe them J?
J-ro had a grin on his face: One more time to make sure
With that the both pushed the sobbing and pleading teens face back in their asses and this time rolled on their sides and backed into the padded wall behind the bed trapping the teen once again in their ass pinned against the wall.
Chavez: If you wan’t us to skip the farting stage you need to
Before he finished he felt the tongue go up his ass and J-Ro did too.
J-Ro: aww they don’t like our farts Vez haha
If you were standing from in the room it looked like the two guys where just lying on their sides. There massive fram and asses covered every bit of the tiny teens. They let the teens breathe off and on as long as they were licking their ass. Soon Jordon came by the glass and tapped signaling time was up. So the Inmantes  thrust their heavy ass back against the teens faces until they met their fate of passing out again.

When Mike and Evan woke back up they were back in the car at the gas station. Had it all been a dream. Then they noticed both their dad’s walk out the store with the man they had seen from the other side of the glass. It was…. It was JORDON. He walks to the car with both of their Dad’s and looks insdie. The boys immediately freeze up as he stick his head through the window

Jordon:  Ok boys, you have a nice night. Well I be seeing you again soon?
Mike and Nate: (terrified) no sir, not at all
Jordon: Good because just know (he whispers) Me and  twin brother are worse.
He turns around and walks away as the kids watch his massive cheeks jiggle back into the store. Both Their dad’s jump in
Mike’s Dad: How you feel?
Evan’s Dad:  Do we need to come back here again?
Both Teens: No sir…
The two dad’s smiled and drive away with fixed kids

anonymous asked:

What about a story based on "Someone Singing Alone" by James Blunt. Like about Ward being in a relationship Harold doesn't approve. But from his partner's pov. Some lyrics remind me of him, "Somebody's going to attack, someone will tell you to take a side, tell you their version of wrong or right." - "Someone who somehow has got a gun, will tell you who you can't and you can love." Also, the chorus it's kind of a cute thing the partner might say!

It is very cute! How do y’all keep coming up with these songs I’ve never heard of. I am so out of touch with modern culture lol I had to go listen to it and I like it.

Anybody out there want to take a crack at a song fic? I’ve got my hands full, but I don’t want any of these amazing ideas to go to waste.

anonymous asked:

I had Book 3 of ATLA as my favorite book for like a long time but now I realize just how overrated it is really, after reading yours and other people's metas I realized all the stuff that I found questionable that I had completely ignored before now to me Book 3 is still cool because I love Zutara and they had some awesome moments here but it's not the best, Book 2 is the best book hands down. Book 3 is hard to explain lol you can do it better but it's just not as good as the first 2 imo.

I definitely agree that Book 3 is overrated. This is just my opinion, and if Book 3 is somebody’s favorite I am not criticizing them. I just think the writing was way better in Book 2. The characters were treated with more respect and the underlying messages and values were better. It was a far more pleasurable viewing experience for me. I just thought the show was more classy, too. It looked like an anime, but it had a distinct way of storytelling that was unique. If somebody really likes Zutara, Book 3 may appeal to them simply because they interact the most in Book 3. But I thought that Zuko and Katara’s relationship was a huge disappointment in general. They had way more potential than the show allowed to develop. 

By far most of the casual fans I know have fonder memories of the first 2 Books as well, especially Book 2. My sisters were very casual fans, and neither of them liked Book 3 very much. There was less cringeworthy melodrama in the writing and less forced romance. I think this made it way more appealing to a broader audience. When I would baby-sit, the kids definitely preferred the older episodes, also. 

anonymous asked:

You... Are a fucking twat. Talent isn't skill. Skill is a product of practice and work, while talent is basically something somebody has a natural ability to do. A kid that can't even speak yet can play the piano without sheet music or practice; that's not skill! Fucking dipshit, worthless, pro-life, jackass conservative. Choke on your parents' money and die, please.

woah…so…are you…like…okay?? can I get you a glass of water or something?? XD Honestly if my parents actually had enough money for me to choke on that would be nice lol but till then I’m over here making a living every day using my talent or skills or whatever you wanna call it. I mean…it could be worse. I could be wasting away sending angry anonymous messages to people I’m jealous of ;-)