somebody asked for this

anonymous asked:

"Can you tell me how much that book on the table is?" "I'm sorry, I'm not sure which one you mean, what's the title of it?" "I don't know! Shouldn't you know that? Are you new?" "I'm not sure which specific book you're referring to. If you want to grab it I can check the price for you." "I'll just go ask somebody who actually knows how to do their job!" I work in a BOOKSTORE. There are a LOT of books on tables. I don't just magically know which book out of THOUSANDS you are referring to.

anonymous asked:

So zunde, somebody on cursetale asked how old pt was, he said forty five. Can you confirm this? Is he really forty five?

* Are you implying that PT is a liar? How dare you annoy him with questions eef you don’t even believe ze answers he deigns to give. Out of my sight.

Somebody asked if i will do a collaboration with Camila Cabello?
Me and Camila have been in the studio together a lot writing songs for her album. I think she’s amazing. She’s such a talented writer. Like, for real when i first met her, obviously because she was in Fifth Harmony and i don’t really come from that world (of put together bands) i wasn’t really sure how much experience she would have had writing songs/being in the studio etc. but when i got there she blew me away, she started off by playing me these reference songs that she was into and i hadn’t heard of any of them but it was amazing stuff. She knew how she wanted everything to sound and came with amazing lyric concepts. She has such a great ear for melodies, yeah she’s so talented.
—  charli xcx on her instagram live

anonymous asked:

Why were you rude to that anon? They were just stating something, and like they said, they weren't trying to offend you

….are you. is this.an actual message i just received.

they literally said they didn’t like me or my blog and threw an obligatory “no offense” onto the end of an offensive statement so they could most likely claim they “didn’t mean for it to be rude.”

now honestly, i’m not offended – i probably couldn’t care less about what people i don’t know on the internet think of me. but that doesn’t mean i’m going to sit back and let somebody send pointless negativity into my ask box and just keep my mouth shut because by doing so i silently begin to condone that behaviour and while it might not have the desired effect on ME, it may on somebody else who receives a message in the future. so i’m not going to apologize for coming off as rude to somebody who blatantly told me they didn’t like me/my blog because it was warranted. i don’t fck with any form of bullying no matter how slight, if that bothers you then i’m not sure what to tell you.

andrered15  asked:

Hello there Kaipo , my name is Spade the Sableye ^^ glad to meet you ^^ I wanna ask you how does it feel to enter somebodys shadow or to actually be somebodys shadow ? Can you feel their emotion or something ? Anyway I brought you some poke beans and a purple scarf ^^ Enjoy *Spade smiles at Kaipo waiting for an answer* (@lurantisgirl)

Kaipo: So in a way, if you have a shadow on you, i could control it to a solid, and, ill leave it to your imagination of what i could do.

-ps he stuffed the scarf in his neck puff-

@lurantisgirl

kitikat101  asked:

EEEEEEEE I'VE STEADILY BEEN WORKING ON REREADING WARRIORS TOO!!! I finished 2-2 around the beginning of summer and havent gotten around to starting Dawn yet cuz I wanna read Be More Chill and Ready Player One but I haven't gotten my hands on either of them yet so I'm just stuck .-.

OH DUDE NICE…I finished Into the Wild in one day and I’m already on Fire and Ice and wow I forgot how much I hate Tigerclaw what a douchebag :’)

I can’t help but wonder what Ravenpaw’s warrior name would have been if he’d been given one…somebody should ask the Hunters that sometime and see what they say! (I’d bet it’s Ravenclaw just to be ironic lol)

GUH HONESTLY Arc 2 is a big fave…I love the new prophecy gang they’re all good except for Crowfeather he needs to shape up Oh man!! Yes you need to read BMC and RPO they’re both good and really fun reads so! I wish you luck in getting access to them! ^^

Kravitz is good

anonymous asked:

So I know Steve is in those school detention videos, but do they ever try to get you to be in any of them too?

they tried. they did not succeed.

this occurred for two reasons. 1. steve made those videos while i was still with hydra, so i wasnt around then. and after i came back and they asked me to do them, i watched steves videos and saw how dumb he looked. so i passed. 

and 2. steve only did them in the first place because he got blackmailed. 

so back during the war, steve had a reputation among the howlies as being terrible with women. which he was. so every so often when we were on leave, one of us would get it into our heads to try and help stevie develop some sort of game, in hopes that we would have to listen to him pine for peggy carter less. 

he did a lot of pining. 

we were all hanging out at a bar near camp after a stressful operation, killing time before the next transport turned up. morita was running late because he was getting a stark update for his radio kit, but the rest of us were already a few drinks in and well on our way to heckling steve into doing something dumb. 

(we didnt have tv back then, so we had to get our entertainment somewhere. and let me tell you, steve is better than the kardashians in terms of just-cant-look-away decision making.)

so dumdum had convinced steve that he had the perfect line, and all steve would have to do was walk up to some dame and say it. steve obviously wasnt interested in anybody but pegs, but he admitted that a bit of practice just holding conversation with a lady would probably do him some good.  dumdum pointed out a lovely dame with long brown hair and a WASP uniform sitting up at the bar, whispered the line in steve’s ear (because he didnt trust the rest of us with his perfect line) and sent steve off. 

we watched as steve made his way over and sat down. he’d never looked more awkwardly enormous as he did wedged into the bar stool next to that tiny dame. he flagged down the bartender, ordered a couple drinks, and turned to deliver dumdum’s line.

except that right then, the bartender slid the drinks down the bar to him, and his arm caught them both as he turned. 

so he delivered the line and then promptly doused the dame in two pints of terrible beer. 

that’s when morita showed up. and just as the lady delivering a really lovely slap across that chiseled-as-rushmore jawline, jim morita says:

“what the hell is steve doing with my wife??”

because it turned out his wife was a civilian pilot who’d joined the Women’s Airforce Service Pilots, and happened to be the transport pilot we were waiting for. none of us even knew he was married. he and his wife both kept their rings on their tags under their uniforms. her name was jenny, and she thought the whole thing was pretty damn funny.

she and steve both refused to divluge what exactly the line had been. but it must have been pretty bad, because when jenny and jim morita’s son found steve after the war, he used it as blackmail to get steve to do those videos. turns out he’s a high school principal somewhere in queens. and he’s on some sort of educational board that makes those things. 

but morita never had any blackmail on me to pass along, so i got out home free. 

Ok but listen, here’s the thing. When you work in an office and you get flowers, you will inevitably get asked “who are they from?” and/or “I think you have a secret admirer” in that tone people use when they are trying to get info on your love life.

Anyways! What if people asked Kara who sent all the flowers and everyone just goes “Oh…” when she tells them they are from Lena Luthor and they give her that look and just walk away and by the end of the day everyone’s talking about how obvious it is that Kara and Lena are dating.